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Alright, so Bruce Wayne. Billionaire, philanthropist, etc. but with his face card and that obviously jacked body, has anyone never asked him to model or maybe star in a movie or some show?
Because Imagine, Bruce, a Vogue model, staring in various famous shows. I can see him as the Ryan Reynolds of DC, if not, he'd definitely be the Mads Mikkelson.
Sticking to Mads Mikkelson part, Bruce would commonly be casted as a villain. It's his own form of therapy, makes him think of living the life of what he could've been If he choose crime rather than crime fighting.
Not to mention he would be well known around the younger audience as the face of the "DILF" category.
I know damn well he would be famous among the action film industry with his incredible delivery in action scenes.
#bruce wayne#dc#batfamily#batman#Bruce Wayne is a model#Bruce Wayne is an actor#he's a VERY famous one at that#dcu#brucie wayne#vogue#Actor!Bruce Wayne#Model!Bruce Wayne#our boy is good at action scenes#for some reason#nobody gets suspicious#because come on. Brucie? he's been the best at this industry since he was a child model#what do you mean he's a crime fighting Vigilante?#thats nonsense#He's also a favourite DILF#bruce wayne batman#dc comics#Bruce Wayne is a DILF and that is permanent
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Danny dies every night.
So! Danny's secret Ghost Powers remained a secret for about 6 Hours.
After turning back into a Human, he had immediately gone back to his room and tried to fall asleep, pretending none of it was even real, that it was just a dream. The idea that he had just died was understandably hard to swallow, not to mention the fact he had somehow come back.
All he wanted to do was rest and figure it out later. It was a problem for Future Danny.
Except when he woke up, something was wrong.
He felt Cold, Colder than he had ever been before. It was as if he had a chunk of pure Ice stuck in his Chest, the cold spreading across every part of his body. With a start he realized that his chest wasn't moving at all, either from the beating of his heart or the breaths he was supposed to be taking.
He wasn't breathing. His heart wasn't pumping. The Ice in his chest was the feeling of his heart not pumping, still and unnaturally cold. At that realization, he felt his Heart begin beating again.
He ran downstairs, hoping to get his parents help. He didn't know what was going on exactly, but they must be able to help him right?! They were the leading experts on Undead Biology, they must know how to help him!
When he reached the kitchen, he saw his parents and Jazz huddled together at the table, crying together for some reason.
"Mom! Dad! Jazz! Somethings wrong! I don't know what happened, but last night I-"
He stopped when he saw their faces. Their cheeks were tear-streaked, eyes bloodshot, but the thing he noticed first was the grief and absolutely confusion in their eyes. They were staring at him as if they had seen a Ghost, figuratively of course, and they seemed to he trying to connect the dots in their heads.
"Danny?" Jazz asked in a shaky voice. "Is that you?"
"Jazz?" He asked in return, "What do you mean, of course it's me?"
She looked hopeful for a moment, before his mom stood up.
"No." She said, her voice held a hard edge. "It's not."
Danny almost fell over when she said that. "W-what?" He asked, "What are you talking about Mo-"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" She yelled. She gripped the Blaster in her hand tighter, aiming it at him. "I checked everything when we found Danny's body! He had no Pulse, no Brain Activity, and his Ecto Levels were far higher than normal! Danny is Dead! And you killed him!"
"What?!" Danny yelled in shock, "I didn't kill hi-I mean, I didn't kill me-I mean-What are you talking about!?"
This time his dad answered, getting up from the table himself. In his hand was another Blaster. "Danny's Ecto Levels could only have been that high if killed by something with a large amount of Ectoplasm, enough to leave such a mark. The Portal was open for hours last night before we found it and sealed it up, and that's when you got through isn't it!?"
His Dad leveled the Blaster to him.
"No! I'm not a Ghost, it's me! It's Danny!?" He pleaded, "Mom, I always baked you a cake on mother's day! Dad, I helped you clean up the lab the last time you blew it up! It's me!"
"Nice try." His mother said, "Die again, Ecto Scum."
That day, Danny ran away from home.
...
Ever since that day, Danny had been running as far as he could from Amity Park.
After he got out of the house, he tried to find any place he could hide as he figured everything out. His first try was Tucker, but his parents had anticipated that and beat him to the Punch. The same happened when he tried to go to Sam's, he barely escaped that situation alive(?).
At first he tried to stay in Amity, hoping he would eventually find a way to convince his parents of his true identity, so everything could go back to normal.
He abandoned that hope about a week later, when his parents got the local authorities on their side and issued a public service announcement stating he was a Murderer who killed their son, and to contact the Police if anybody saw him. The mindless Ghost they captured and presented on the Local News cemented the publics view on him.
So he ran from Amity.
The first few weeks on the Run were the worst. He wasn't used to surviving on the street, much less evading the Law Enforcement that seemed to keep finding him. He had to constantly stay on the move to keep away from the pursuit of his Parents, the Police, and the weird guys in white suits who had shown up once he passed the State Border.
His new Ghost Powers were the only thing that had let him get away most of those times. He could turn into a Full Ghost whenever he wanted, unlocking all of his powers for the time being, but also seemingly sending up a Beacon to whoever was looking for him. He found it was much easier to use their weakened versions in his Human Form.
As for his Undead-ness, he had mostly figured it out. His body was lying to him. He was Dead, but his Body was just pretending to be alive for his own sake. He didn't need to breath anymore, and his heart didn't need to pump, but they did because he felt that they needed to. He probably didn't even need to eat anymore.
The problem was that it couldn't keep it up when he was asleep. No matter what, every time he fell asleep his Body would die again, and when he woke up he would have to make it Live again.
One of the main reasons he kept getting caught recently was because well-meaning civilians would report to the Police that there was a Dead Teenager under a Bridge, or on a Park Bench, or on one memorable occasion in a Ditch. He would wake up in a Body Bag, escape, and be reported to his Pursuers.
At least his pattern of movement was untraceable so far.
Turns out, the Portal's opening had much more of an effect than his parents had anticipated. The Shockwave in the fabric of Reality when they punched a hole through it (and him), had caused dozens of Natural Portals to form across the Country, opening and closing in random places, soaking the area of Ectoplasm.
As an apparent Ghost, Danny was somehow drawn to these places. Whenever he got to one he felt rejuvenated, as if the stress of the past few days had never happened to him. He could only assume that he was Absorbing the Ectoplasm in the area to feed himself, based on a few of the things he remembered from his parents constant ramblings.
Whenever he would go to one of these places, he would find a bunch of Ghosts. Some were friendly, defying all of his expectations, while others were...less so.
They seemed to resent the fact that he was still half-alive, some simply jabbing insults at him, others straight up attacking him. It seemed that Life was a sore subject among those guys. Or maybe it was him stopping them whenever they attacked humans...that was probably more accurate.
Sometimes the Ghosts he would meet were in the middle of attacking humans to fulfill what they called their "Obsessions". He learned that all Undead, and basically all Immortal Beings, have Obsessions. They are their Sole Purpose in existence, a built in defense mechanism against insanity by giving them something to dedicate Eternity to.
He didn't know if he had an Obsession, but if he did he hoped it was easier to manage than theirs seemed to be. One of them was obsessed with attention, but got it by hypnotizing humans into adoring her. She chilled out after a while. Another loved the thrill of the Hunt, but only wanted rare game. He chased after Danny a lot in pursuit of his "One of a Kind Pelt".
He fought then off and saved people whenever he could, although sometimes it was risky. Many of them were older and more experienced than him, so he was forced to use his Ghost Form against some of them, sacrificing his hiding spot to save the people being terrorized.
He sort of enjoyed it. Whenever he helped people, saved them from danger, he felt better about his situation. As if he was making the best out of the horrible situation his life had turned into by helping as many people as he could. He always felt a bit more motivated to keep going every time he helped anybody.
Maybe that was his Obsession? Helping others? He didn't really think so, he was nowhere near altruistic enough to consider that a possibility. Maybe it was Space? He always felt that same relief when he would camp out away from the Cities. Eh, he'll probably never know.
This cycle of finding a new hiding spot, getting discovered, and running away again continued for a while. Years even.
Danny had Died at 14. He was now 17, and had been homeless for 3 years.
He hoped this next hiding spot would last a bit longer than the previous ones. This one felt different, the Ectoplasm he was wandering towards felt older than the other places he had gone. His previous hiding spots had always been the site of a recent Natural Portal, and the Ectoplasm in the atmosphere would feel Fresh and Wild.
But the Ectoplasm where he was going tasted Older, Stronger, more Set in Stone than the others had. Wherever he wad headed to next, it had been soaking in Ectoplasm for far longer than any other place he had ever been, even in Amity.
He walked up the the Sign at the side of the road, introducing the City to newcomers.
"Welcome to Gotham City" it said.
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is Dead when he sleeps#Danny is immediately found out#Nobody Knows AU#For about 6 hours#Sam and Tucker weren't there to corroborate Danny's story#Danny is Homeless#The Fentons locked up the Portal after they found out a Ghost killed their using it#The Rogues have to find more roundabout ways into the Human Realm and spread across the country#Danny still fights them and still befriends some of them#He just happens to show up at the same Portals they are exiting at the time#Wonder why that keeps Happening? (Looks at a certain grandfather clock suspiciously)#Danny actually has 2 Obsessions#His Ghost Half has a Protection Obsession but it is stifled because he spends as much time as possible in his Human Form#His Human Form has a Space Obsession which he gets to indulge whenever he camps out away from Civilization#He gets found quickly tho without humans energies around to camouflage in so he can't do it too often#Danny goes to Gotham#The Ecto there feels older and more powerful so he hopes it will keep him hidden for longer#Meanwhile with the Fentons:#They think that the Ghost who killed their son is traveling to all these portals to absorb their Ectoplasm and grow his Power#All as part of some convoluted evil scheme to take over the world or something#Meanwhile with the Batfam:#They has been a string of Murders where the bodies share the same description and then disappears a few hours after discovery#And they seem to trace a Path that is leading directly to Gotham as the next location
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favourite thing: his new habit of saying uhuh/mhm and also this
#the first time he did it in unmortricken i was like Fuck Yes and little did i know he would just keep doing it the whole time#DESPERATELY hoping they keep both of these things. i Love when characters have tiny little habits sprinkled in their actions#to me these things kinda sorta symbolise him no longer being afraid to really be himself#like he no longer has to hide certain things about himself that inside of the cfc wouldve made him appear ‘suspicious’#since he IS like so much different than any other morty ever#also barely related but like. em is fundamentally such a good character bc everytime we see him he’s feeling something different#in his first appearance he was cold and distant because at the time he was new to being free and was strictly focused on his goal and wasn’#even sure if it would work#in his second appearance he seemed hopeful and honest both of these things just being a trap to get the people of the citadel to trust him#and his old colder self unfurling near the end after he successfully becomes president#in his third appearance he seems giddy almost. he’s constantly giggling before and after sentences and he’s super eager to just Get The Hel#Out. and also to reveal the truth to morty prime. make it so that he doesn’t have to be the one to shoulder everything anymore.#and this fourth appearance. apart from a few little details he really just seems happy and comfortable. the entire episode he was just doin#whatever he wanted and nobody got in his way at all. and i could not be happier#normal about this character!#rick and morty#evil morty#rick and morty spoilers#odiespeak
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I think Yanqing, Yunli and March should start a clickbait channel and make the most horrible cringe content in existence, and by that I mean ppl can’t tell if it’s ironic or not.
#there would be like hundreds of commentary channel videos about them#they all wear terrible disguises but nobody can recognize them#at some point after the “’oh god no’ craze goes down people start being suspicious bc clearly only one of them is an adult#and that turns into a whole thing#one of their identities gets revealed during a live stream#the reveal is the one that would create the most uproar#and that means it could be literally any of them#hsr#honkai star rail#yanqing#yunli#march 7th#march 7 hsr#yanqing hsr#yunli hsr
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Thinking about how Yoshiki would have never known Hikaru had been replaced if he hadn’t stumbled across his body
Like I’ve seen people say that Yoshiki was the only one who could tell something was wrong because he knew Hikaru so well but even he admitted that while he found little things off with “Hikaru” he would’ve never guessed they were different people
#and I think anything different about “Hikaru” could be attributed to going missing for a week#I don’t know if “Hikaru” healed EVERYTHING but if he didn’t then getting a head wound can slightly change a person as well#so it doesn’t surprise me that nobody is suspicious about how he’s changed#hikaru ga shinda natsu#the summer hikaru died#hgsn
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MCFLY JULY ‘24 ⸺ 「 7 / 31 * BACK IN TOWN 」
April 13, 1989, 23:51
1646 Riverside Drive
Marty had barely registered the walk in the evening air, his body functioning on autopilot to lead him to his second home, the place he thinks he could navigate to in his sleep. At this hour, not even the birds are awake, and Marty feels the stake of loneliness drive deeper and deeper into his very soul.
Doc should be here, he thinks as he steals the key from its usual hiding spot under the mat. This is where he’d greet me and ask what happened that brought me all the way out here at this hour.
The rhythmic ticking of Doc’s clocks is the only thing that greets him now.
The door screams into the darkness as it swings open and Marty makes a mental note to oil those hinges the next time he comes around. The old garage feels hollow without Doc’s larger-than-life presence filling it and his shoulders sag as he trudges to the couch, plopping himself down on it with a sigh that ages him twelve years.
His home feels like a prison. Jennifer’s asleep by now. He needed somewhere—anywhere—to be and before all this, before this new and improved timeline with a family that pays too much attention and smiles and laughs together so much it’s still a little unsettling, he would come here to escape from the world.
Even without Doc here, he still finds himself doing that.
Maybe one day he’ll come back.
I’ve got a million and one things to tell you, Doc. I wish you were here.
I hope you’re doing okay back there.
He’d checked religiously that first month after coming home for another tombstone popping up in Boot Hill Cemetery, his heart leaping into his throat every time he walked from one to the next, terrified that everything he did was for nothing—that in the end, Doc was fated to die and there wasn’t a damn thing he could do about it now.
November came and went, the names on the tombstones never changed, and after that, Marty had allowed himself to check less and less frequently, limiting his visits to once a week, then once every two weeks until there had been only one visit per month.
Doc was still alive and well and Marty breathed a little easier, finding some small comfort in that fact. At least he wasn’t alone. Clara was back there with him, sharing in the moments of Doc’s life that Marty couldn’t be there for.
All he has left are ghosts of his best friend frozen here in time in this garage, collecting dust.
The time machine plans are safe, even if they’re all but useless now. He’d picked up a thing or two from Doc over the years in the sciences, enough to where he could keep up until he started speaking a second language, diving into fourth-dimensional mechanics that admittedly made his head spin. Three dimensions he understood fine. Four, however, made things confusing—it turned everything on its head, leaving him floundering to try and keep up.
The space-time continuum.
N-dimensional space.
What isn’t yet will be and what is never was.
Sometimes, he thinks about laying out every one of Doc’s meticulously kept notes across every available square inch of his room and burning the formulas into his eyes until something finally clicks into place, allowing him to recreate his best friend’s genius.
Doc had wanted the time machine destroyed—Doc made sure the time machine was destroyed, stranding Marty in a reality without him—but if he stares long and hard enough, he could do it, he could reconstruct it, he could get Doc back—
Sometimes, he wants to throw the entire box into a blazing fire and watch until time crumples before his very eyes, reduced to nothing more than dust and a dream. Time-travel fixed his life. Time-travel had thrown him to hell and back, threatened his existence, warped his entire perception of the world, leaving him a stranger in a strange land he’s only still learning how to navigate, and now it had stolen his best friend from him and ensured that Marty would never see him again.
Tonight is one of those nights where he curses time-travel, where the reality of his and Doc’s situation hit harder than normal, throwing him into a dark cavern he bloodies his hands trying to crawl out of.
“I wish I’d never invented that infernal time machine. It’s caused nothing but disaster.”
—Me too, Doc. Then at least you’d still be here.
April 14, 1989, 01:31
The sound of a mechanical scream rouses Marty from his unintentional slumber with a start and the adrenaline now coursing through his veins makes quick work of any lingering sleep in his eyes and mind. He squints under the lights and grabs for the first thing within reach—a broken piece of pipe Doc had been using for one of his old experiments—preparing himself for the worst.
“Stay back, whoever you are! I’m warning you!”
An all-too-familiar shriek roots Marty where he stands.
“D—” The word catches in his throat and Marty runs through every prayer he knows that he’s not imagining this. “Doc? Is that you?”
Doc recovers in the blink of an eye, turning to face Marty with a bright grin on his face. “Marty! I didn’t think you’d be here—what are you doing here a—you know what, never mind that for now. I’m so happy to see you, Marty. It’s been so long.”
The pipe tumbles out of Marty’s stunned hands and he rubs at his eyes, half-convinced the illusion will disappear right before his eyes and break his heart all over again. Doc is still there, blurred slightly at the edges, and Marty lunges forward, grabbing his best friend in a back-breaking hug.
“Doc, I can’t b—how are you here? I thought I’d never see you again.”
Doc returns the hug with more strength than Marty remembers him having and he grunts slightly, wishing the moment to stretch an eternity to make up for the last four years.
After a beat, Doc breaks the hug, holding him at arm’s length with his hands firmly pressed on his shoulders. Marty knows that look; it’s that same conspiratorial you won’t believe what I’m about to tell you look Doc wore that night at the mall when he’d unveiled the DeLorean.
“We’re moving back to the Twentieth Century. I’m here to check on a few things.”
His breath catches. “You’re—that’s great, Doc, that’s—you mean it? You’re really coming back?”
“That’s right. We’ve still got several things to sort out, but once everything is taken care of, we’ll be moving here. We’ve come to the decision that it’s too potentially dangerous to stay in the Nineteenth Century for the rest of our lives.”
“Wait a minute, Doc—who is we?”
#there is a timeline where doc and the family didn't show up until years down the road - that's not the canon timeline we get but#god i love thinking about it sm#the timeline where marty does live for several years wondering about doc and thinking he's never going to see him again#mcflyjuly#mcfly july 2024#&; i told queue it would work!#but there's *a lot* that has to be taken care of before the move back on doc's end to ensure that his family will be protected and#nobody gets suspicious of their origins - there are a lot of t's to cross and i's to dot.
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Cahara but if he was a contestant of the termina festival.
(Made for an enlightened cahara au)
#my art#drawing#sketch#fanart#fear and hunger#cahara#cahara of the south#f&h#fah#should i tag the second game because it’s a design for it?#eh#¯\_(ツ)_/¯#nobody to stop me i guess#fear and hunger termina#f&h2#f&ht#fah2#faht#outfit design#character design#enlightened cahara au#s ending still kinda happens but Celeste was killed while he was in the dungeons#He’s just sad and rich.#makes friends with Rag and Moonless comes to visit often#Moonless hasn’t came to see him in a while and Rag has been very quiet which gets hims suspicious and has him taking a row boat over -#to prevail because the train hasn’t came back for some reason#manages to avoid all the ghosts and is like town is weird but okay i guess lmao#Perkele sees him and goes. you know what? I’m going to add this twink to the festival because nobody has killed anybody within this first d#and an extra day because this is bound to be intresting#I don’t think anyone is gonna read all my tags but have my abdriged rundown of the au lmao
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looks around awkwardly
I know I loathe valentine's day with every fibre of my being, but,,,
read the tags of the original post for context, but only if you're prepared for a shit ton of awkward embarrassment
#capri rambles#I'm 99% sure this is a weird platonic interest. no I am not proposing. or confessing ''love''. or doing anything stupid like that#I will simply be giving them. a gift. of some sort. as I am only interested in friendship#an appreciation gift perhaps...#it's definitely going to be art. I won't post it publicly right away#I think what I'll do. is make random gift art for other people and post it with them so nobody gets suspicious#yes I am too shy and awkward to let anyone know who it is#mutual I'm pretty sure you'll see this. and you'll Know all this internal turmoil is about you once- I mean- if you get the gift#dearest mutual please know I am a coward and a fool. please don't get mad at me for my shitfucked brain making me feel this way#I'm angry and disappointed with myself already as is. this is so stupid. um anyway#I won't be doing this on the day itself I already have a plan for that and that plan is being bitter about my ex
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gege needs to retire his character death note and hand it off to asagiri i swear 😭
#my sister (misinformed) told me yuta died in the latest jjk ch and i was so nervous looking at leaks#bc its smthn gege /would/ do and i really like yuta#thankfully he’s fine he just made an appearance in the latest ch thats all#tell me why my first thought after was ‘man that was a thrill i wish new bsd chapters made me feel like this’ 😭#my biggest gripe w. bsd will forever be how all the characters always come out of battles completely unscathed#nevermind the 500 injuries they sustained#nobody ever dies or gets new battle scars or life changing wounds etc etc it kinda makes the stakes boring when you know the character will#be fine when alls said and done#and honestly this wouldn’t be problem for me if ! asagiri didnt deathbait so damn much !#he’s allergic to actually killing off a character and thats how i Know fyodor prob isnt dead#and neither is sigma bc fyodors ability is still a big mystery and we need them to reveal it for us#bc asagiri never killed anyone major off in the main manga before its hard to believe that he killed these two off 🤷♀️#and ig fukuchi but all those theories of him being the masked man at the s5 cliffhanger has me squinting suspiciously#tbh idc if its my fav character who dies if it’ll make the plot more interesting then send them to the gallows !!#(okay maybe not lucy but she barely gets any panel time shhh)#like i like fukuzawa but i also think itd be interesting to see what would’ve happened if he died in the battle vs fukuchi#bc the aftermath would be a change in status quo and it would’ve been interesting to see the change in dynamics in the ada and#how they deal w. his loss !!#on the other hand gege killing off his characters too frequently . . . doesnt rlly need an explanation#(jjk spoilers?) now w. yuta going up against sukuna . . . please keep him safe gege i beg 🥲#anyways. enough rambling now to go back to shoving bsd to the back of my mind lol#ayra croaks
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TO REITERATE: I will NOT be taking any requests that are incestuous or anything that contains an adult x a child. I am NOT a proshipper nor do I support proshippers. I have tried to be polite but firm because I am a public figure here technically and I don't want to abuse any position I have or be mean.
However, that being said, I have been clear in multiple posts that I do not condone that sort of behavior or even tolerate it anywhere near me. I am no longer going to be polite.
Enough.
#crow chirps#ARENT YOU TIRED OF BEING NICE. DONT YOU WANT TO GO APE SHIT.#yes i made this because i got another inappropriate ship in my box#going to be so real i do think one of them was either the Original Guy or they were affiliated with them#this next person didnt have the exact same typing pattern but some of the wording was suspicious to me#anyways#proshippers get tf away from me challenge lol#i have been blocking people but im going to start making an example of people on top of it#basically: stop stepping on my boundaries!!!! its rude#im a person first and an artist second and i am always always going to come first#if that pisses anyone off you are free to take your leave if you so choose#not art#i do apologize for so many posts about this#ive seen friends get popular for art and people start treating them as like less than human#so im hoping that by being loud about my boundaries from the start#hopefully ppl will know to buzz off if for some reason i ever take off#i am less strict ab this with warrior cats because the source material is already completely and utterly fucked#nobody knows wtf is going on and half of thunderclan is already inbred#for warriors i'd say like. be mindful? use your judgement#but with mlp there is NO excuse
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i hope u kno i think ur tf2posting is awesome because i am too scared to play it (pvp....) but really love tf2 anyway
AWW THANK YOU SO MUCH I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR GENUINELY!!!!!!<333 i love sharing honestly it feels so special...not to get sappy again but this is my first video game experience like that, since tf2 is the first like. multiplayer shooter i've ever played and it's just. so nice when someone teaches me how to do silly stuff like the "intel funny" or when i have the honor of participating in a server-wide dance party. it's just so!!! well. nice and really cool honestly :]
#ask#like. total strangers i may not stumble upon again are making my day better just because i think we just. like being nice to eachother#deep down kind of#as i said that thrusting sniper may not know how hard that made me laugh and the dude who said 'good job' to me also might not know how#special i felt but. well i feel all of that and i'll remember it. do you get me#love forever ok?#and honestly! i know some fears are hard to overcome i was definitely shaking when i joined into my first match but people are really ok#most of the time! and if they aren't honestly just hit the bricks! if i'm not having fun or see an asshole i usually que for another game#2fort i feel like is also super forgiving since people are kind of expecting silly players? but even on idk payload maps nobody gave me any#trouble for being a 50 minutes of playtime noob pyro. and you get better the longer you play like genuinely!#like with the whole spy thing. you start to get a feel for when someone is acting suspicious#recently i've also been unlearning going with the rocket launchers against pyros but that also took like. 5 reflected rocket deaths to#really stick. ok i'm rambling now but it can be a wonderful game :3#i know this all might sound silly but i started like. kind of genuinely playing games only last summer so discovering all of these new#things is just ahh!!! it's so cool!
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listen i love tex but i do think stinky has a point and if he snapped and broke tex's nose yeah i would be upset about it but in the like popping popcorn and pulling up a chair kind of upset
#justice for stinky#we never did find out why he had the helen files mikey sent to nobody#or what the deal was with that poker game#how much he knew about chance not chris#suspicious boy i love you and your giant horse and your ex villain and your adopted hippie#the text: dont get too paranoid its never turns out well#my brain immediately: oh so stinky is right. he's at least half right. he has to be now#🥔#w.bg#w.bg spoilers#w.bg170
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i finally started watching secret life and I cannot figure out what in the WORLD BigB is up to.
that being said YES I KNOW IM EXTREMELT LATE TO THE PARTY OK SUE ME. Just nobody spoil it for me ok I’ve taken great care to avoid any and all spoilers so far pretty pls ok thank youuuu :3
#He’s got like??? A fucking underground maze and a giant pit?? Hello?????????#I kind of suspect that it started out as a task thing but then he figured out that if he just keeps doing rly suspicious shit and being#extremely cryptic about it then nobody will ever get onto him for smth specific and figure out his actual tasks#Which is honestly a rly big brained move if that’s what he’s doing#other than that: cryptic BigB activities are very amusing to me I think he should do this more often#life series#secret life#bigbstatz#screm into space
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Midtown comes to the unanimous conclusion that Peter is part of the mafia.
#he just disappears at random#nobody really knows his family#what's with that fancy ass car he gets into on Fridays?#he knows how to handle a gun#suspiciously well#weird injuries#he knows Italian AND Russian#I mean c'mon#sometimes they see him around with really scary looking adults#he has like two friends#nobody else knows anything about him when they really think about it#he never hangs out with people in the evenings#he never tells anyone what he does in his free time#he's surprisingly hard to intimidate#it all makes sense!#mcu#peter parker#writing inspiration#crack#but honestly highschoolers would probably go there
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the gals around my age at weekly extracurricular r so awesome ngl
#➳ the fool speaks#was talking to one of the younger ableist nyat suuuper young girls. the one who said I'd look good as a blond.#and she asked how I didn't get dresscoded for my top (crop top w a zipper that kinda shows some uhh. cleavage just barely. if zipped down#and it was bc. we were doing activities and i feel comfy having it zipped down w them cuz nobody's a fuckin creep ?? yeah)#and i explained how I'm more self conscious at school and the guys r dicks#and she went ''they don't deserve to see your perfectness 😌'' and i love her platonically actually. i wanna be her bestie she's great#**ALBEIT. ALBEIT. NOT ABLEIST. FUCK AUTOCORRECT.#I DIDN'T REALIZE UNTIL I WROTE EVERYTHING ELSE#she isn't ableist#that's miiiildly suspiciously maybe two other girls (overheard them saying ''everyones autistic nowadays'' which. okay if uu say so)#BUT NOT THE COOL GIRL !!!!!! NOT LIKE 99% OF THE GIRLS MY AGE !!!!!!!! THEY'RE CHILL GUYS
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If you told Phone Guy you lost your arm during your shift, he would probably say something like “Welcome to adulthood!” Or “Those kind of things happen, you’ll get used to it” like it’s a completely normal thing.
#going back to my FNAF fixation#but Phone Guy is so interesting hear me out#with how he talks and brushes things off he must have been abused or threatened by his work-#in some way for him to shut up and normalize the crazy things that went on#he didn’t even scream or call for help in his last call he just told them to look in the suits#like it was something he knew would happen#people gloss over him because he’s William’s red hearing#but he’s literally glossing over the fact that there was dead kids in the withered so hard in the second game I bet you he knew#he just made excuses for each death which made him suspicious to most but he was totally forced to act like that#probably why the animatronics hunted him#and stored him away in Freddy to be forgotten#kind of like what he did to them-stayed silent and allowed the killer to get away with it#sort of sad because I think he’s hanging on in the first game but nobody bothers to get him out#tbh he seemed more dedicated and ecstatic about raising the company that William or Henry-he's really the true one for that#I think he's the one who made it Freddy Fazbears-because in the original games Fredbear's Diner and Freddy Fazbear's had different owners-#also according to Phone guy GF is Freddy not Fredbear-but that's retconned
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