#Dilf Bruce Wayne

[stormqueen280]

Damn.

by dan mora & tamra bonvillain

[koroart]

Decided to draw out how my versions of how SuperBat would look like heh heh ✨

[tvobsessivefanatic]

Alright, so Bruce Wayne. Billionaire, philanthropist, etc. but with his face card and that obviously jacked body, has anyone never asked him to model or maybe star in a movie or some show?

Because Imagine, Bruce, a Vogue model, staring in various famous shows. I can see him as the Ryan Reynolds of DC, if not, he'd definitely be the Mads Mikkelson.

Sticking to Mads Mikkelson part, Bruce would commonly be casted as a villain. It's his own form of therapy, makes him think of living the life of what he could've been If he choose crime rather than crime fighting.

Not to mention he would be well known around the younger audience as the face of the "DILF" category.

I know damn well he would be famous among the action film industry with his incredible delivery in action scenes.

[mild-and-hammered]

Sleeping at the Wayne mansion had not been planned, but after a long night (several long nights and even longer days) even Clark got tired. Bruce had graciously, and then firmly, insisted Clark stay at the manor instead of flying home, even though it would take him seconds.

All this to say, Clark was perhaps a tad disoriented when he woke up and found his way to the living room of the manor (only made possible by x ray vision).

But there was Bruce. He was in…pajamas. Soft blue pajama pants topped by a knee-length plaid robe, which had obviously been much worn. He was sitting, legs crossed, reading the Daily Planet. The silver at his temples glinted and he turned the page, peering over the top of…fuck. Reading glasses.

Clark’s own glasses, held loosely in his hand, suddenly shattered under his grip.

love it when they give bruce gray hair. yes hes an old man. yes hes still handsome.

clark is out here biting through steel to contain his hardon seeing old man bruce wearing a turtle neck and drinking champagne

Clark seeing the difference in real time between tiktok’s “old money aesthetic” and whatever Bruce has going on is sending me.

[bruciemilf]

Robert Pattinson voted "Sexiest First-Time Dad" and I sprinted to Battinson HQ to deliver the news 🏃💨

I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!!!

[littlefankingdom]

Good news everyone: the cis straight guys, that would let Bruce smash, want baby Dick Grayson in the movies as much as us! Saw one of them saying he will burn down the theater if the next Batman's movie doesn't start with the Graysons dying.

[elite4steffi]

I’m reading Wayne Family Adventures for the plot I swear

[superbat-love]

Batman’s look of surprise and intrigue at Old Man Superman’s appearance

[sunriseranb0w]

World Finest DILFs, and you can’t deny it.

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓

You can't understand what it means to live until you see Batman in the gym while he trains. Folks, that man is the original dilf. Johnny Depp who? I would totally eat him.

 

Flash @TheOriginal ✓

Dude, are you drunk?

Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓

I might have a concussion. But hey, I'm seeing something worth living for. 10/10, I recommend it.

 

Flash @TheOriginal ✓

I hope Nightwing doesn't see this tweet.

 

Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓

Come on, he's still a kid. What could he do?  

 

Flash @TheOriginal ✓

It's official. You're stupid.

Read more What is a Dilf?

[zacksnydered]

BATMAN: WAYNE FAMILY ADVENTURES 2023 ‧ Starbite, CRC Payne

[vanillabean-97]

I have a mildly spicy Superbattinson drawing I’m too scared to post on here but you can view the full pic on my Twitter 🙈

https://twitter.com/nilladoodles/status/1648850210104410113?s=46&t=UOyrQaiRxihmTmBO5mPMNg

[frownyalfred]

My mon always said that Bruce wayne of ben affleck was the most handsome, when I was younger and I watched bvs the movie I didn´t liked him, but now that Im older..oh god he is so dilf, brrrrr I love old sexy man

He has just enough DILF energy to be wildly sexy while also technically having 0 children who are alive and/or talking to him.

[bruciemilf]

Y'all don't understand how much I want Harley to take Bruce on his first gay club experience. He's sheepish, unsure, playing with the strings of this corset she shoved him Into.

"So, bi or rainbow eyeshadow? Trans? Pan? Ace? Lesbian? Just trying to get the right thing here."

" Pink."

A snap of fingers, pleased, " Never thought I'd say this, but impeccable taste."

" You had a green mohawk and purple shorts last month."

" I was in a dark place. Now chop chop. We have a loooot of free drinks waiting for us."

Now just picture Bruce, sipping on a strawberry vodka cocktail, dressed in a nirvana crop top, matching shorts with fishnets beneath, all pretty on his stool.

He's info dumping about Gray Ghost lore to a bunch of leather daddies.

Harley's having a great night.