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one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week
#i didnt like lettuce as a kid#but now as a grown up with a full time job i have the glorious opportunity to pay $14 for very delicious lettuce#im havin a shit week but damn if that salad cant fuckin caesar
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sometimes i randomly remember how insane maggie stiefvater was for making ronan lynch—a man that can create reality—a man of god, when he himself is a god of a man. then to take this man and have him be not only in love with, but a literal soulmate of a man named adam. parrish. adam parrish. who, mind you, lives above ronan's very own place of worship. and is the namesake of the first of mankind that the bible says god made from the literal dust of the ground (adam parrish: comes from nothing, hair "dusty" in color) and appoints him to care for the garden of eden (adam parrish: sacrifices himself to ronan's sentient forest). then has adam viewing ronan as a god and ronan saying "maybe he dreamt (created)" adam???? like who just fucking writes that and goes about their life?
#if i think about them too long i start going actually insane#maggie pay for my therapy bills please#me and my ignored religious trauma are literally have never been able to handle it#the raven cycle#pynch#ronan lynch#adam parrish#and the fact that i read the series pretty soon after i realized that pretending i believed in god was doing more harm than good and left#i was still a kid and had very bad undiagnosed ocd that made my implusive thoughts surrounding hell and eternal damnation and the end days#and it terrified me so much as a queer trans kid to realize i didnt believe but still had thoughts of that in my head and then to read this#series like a year or 2 later was brain altering for me#anyways where was i going with this#ahahahha#im having a moment#adam's last name is pretty self explanatory too like....miss girl
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LA's environmentalist lawyers pulling up to Universal:
Update:
Well then, I guess:
#its time to pay ❤️#wga strike#writers strike#writers guild of america#screen actors guild#sag aftra#sag-aftra#sag strike#environment#tree law#universal#nbc universal#bird law#update on tags#$250? $250!?#the environmentalist lawyers when the city told them they were first time offenders and thus would be having fine limits: 😀 eh#obviously they probs didnt call them in but its the joke let it be
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nami has them both wrapped around her fingers
#you know she made zoro pay for a shitty little thing to make sure he didnt have 50#ALSO I WILL NEVER STOP MAKING SHIT GAY RAHHH#HAHAHAH NO MISTAKE AHAHAH DIDNT EDIT THIS#one piece#one piece fanart#fanart#myellowart#nami#cat burglar nami#sanji#black leg sanji#zoro#roronoa zoro#zosan
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my new favorite hobby is staring at / having / holding / wearing vintage jewelry
#went to flea market it was thirty two degrees#sunstroke#found three small pieces on the ground#didnt pay#scaphandracore
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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago
#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW#when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas#or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it#my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT#IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently#most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of#smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say#its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words#its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me#5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention#doodles#diary#sona#puppysona#comics
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No, Jayce...What the fuck...He was dying of terminal illnes at like 30... Terminal illness caused by all the pollution in Zaun (Piltover mining operations, The Grey, the sewer system) .. What he really wanted was at least little bit more time to figure out and prevent the cause... To help the people of Zaun that work n live in the fissures...
But that part of Viktors character was lost at this point so whatever
Anyway... whats up.. S2 was very hollow.
#hey did yall cringe at that too?#bro should have just obliterated jayce for that..#like man... your leg.. your spine..your lungs..your terminal disease that prevents you from doing what you want..thats whats great about u#it was very much.... mmm... jayce you really didnt pay attention to what was going on with him during s1 huh#or more like the writers of s2 didnt pay attention :y#my art#sketches#arcane#viktor#jayce talis#arcane critical#viktor the hextech herald#like sure the illnes might have been one of the factors that lead viktor to pursue uh...science..#but even if he wasnt actively dying.. just like sky young hed try to help#arcane critique#arcane lol
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Like a rose, gorgeous but not afraid to stab if you get handsy.
letting you know that you have to listen to this song if you want to properly enjoy this art.
#danganronpa#junko enoshima#fanart#scardraws#love that cover#junko would fucking slay as the ultimate spy#femme fatale and all that#out fit is loosely inspired by Pinterest pics#but peiced together by me#lots of roses because i love flowers#couldnt decide on her hair#Originally was going to be down but it didnt feel like junko so i put it up#and did both of her hair ties together bc i could decide on which#you can draw outfit if you like justa tag#since its technically an original design#idk if yall have ever realized this but i LOVE fashion#clothes are so pretty#yall SHOULD know i love character design#if you pay attention to my rambles#so it kinda goes hand in hand
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[ID: A drawing of Lila, Patch, and Five striding towards the viewer in varying levels of disgruntlement. Lila is in the middle, carrying a duffle bag and looking murderous. Patch is to one side, wearing heels and looking annoyed; and Five is to the other, carrying a gigantic rifle and looking calm but skeptical. Underneath are closeups of each of their faces: Patch is labeled "thinks these two are too violent". Lila is labeled "planned for a solo mission". Five is labeled "not letting anyone save his brother without him". End ID.]
From @sharkneto's fic Three's Company!! Diego's two girlfriends are off to save his sorry ass, and Five is there too
technically this is not so much fanart of his fic as "we had a conversation and he did a fic about it and i did art about it", but i've been waiting on him to post first so that he could give context and i wouldn't have to lol. let the word guy do the word part, amiright?
#tua#the umbrella academy#five hargreeves#lila pitts#eudora patch#tua fanart#ive had this done for a hot second now which none of you would have known unless you were paying REALLY close attention#but fun lore fact is that this is the art that i had to figure out how to draw patch for#which i then went on to use for other drawings i did later/that yall have already seen#aka in that comic i did for the paranatural au of lila and patch conspiring#and also once or twice for the lemony snicket au#my art#im really tired and have typed a wrong word at least once a sentence so if you notice any grammar fuckups no you didnt
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Side Order Typeface: Complete!
HEY. do you remember when Nintendo made a typeface for Splatoon 3's Side Order and never elaborated? It looks a little bit like this:
Well I went over to the lovely @splatoongamefiles and asked for the font file. They gave me the file, all nice and simple, BUT it was completely unfinished... I really liked it, so I finished it myself!!!
This is what it looked like when I started:
and this is what it looks like now!!!!!!!
It took me 6 months because I apparently started working on this in february, but it only took that long because of my laziness! I did, however, know nothing about this kind of thing before except for my vague interest in typography and fonts. I used a free font-making software called FontForge and I had to learn it from scratch and with no help. So I think all in all, it turned out pretty good!!
I also decided to name the typeface since when I downloaded it, it was called something silly and just for the files so I named it Spire after the Spire of Order which I think works very nicely!!
Now I'll talk about what's changed because I did upload beta version 0.2 of this recently!
added uppercases A, D, G, H, I, K, M, V, W, X
added symbols " # $ % & ' ( ) * + - / < = > [ ] ^ _ ` { | } ¡ £ ¿ × ÷
added all the accents you can see above, but not ALL of them because im lazy
fixed lowercase k so now it looks like a normal letter
B - adjusted sizes of the upper and lower sections as well as sharpened corners of the lower section
K - slightly lowered the crossbar
L - curves of the corners are now slightly smoother
z - raised the top right corner by 1 pixel so its no longer 1 pixel wonky...
@ - increased the gap on the left side
deleted all the original file's kerning and did it myself >:)
and lastly! here's the link to download the typeface!!!!!! if you do use it somewhere credit is always appreciated :))))
p.s. if there are any specific characters/glyphs that I haven't added but u really need please dont hesitate to let me know!!!!
#splatoon 3#side order#side order typeface#splatoon#splatoon side order#splatoon typeface#splatfont#typeface#typography#typefaces#type#font#fonts#i didnt remove the copyright on the file because i couldn't figure it out so fingers crossed nintendo doesnt come for my ass!!!!#or maybe they'll discover it and pay me 1 miiiillion dollars >:)#ANYWAY im suuuuper happy with how it turned out and i hope you all enjoy it :)#reblogs really appreciated bc i really want lots of people to find it and use it!!!
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dan and phil pegging each other
#or whatever the hell they played i didnt pay attention#dan and phil#dnp#phan#phil lester#amazingphil#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#danandphilgames#my gifs#mine
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funny streamers i like have been 'playing' kingdom hearts union x and I haven't finished the vod yet but they're on some cinderella quests and i was overcome with Man I Should Watch Cinderella Again. i remember watching that movie all the time as a kid having such strong feelings about it (i am not paying for it as I watch it now)(I own the dvd)(am I watching it on the dvd? that's a secret I'll never tell) and I was having a good time before suddenly it ruined it bc I forgot and was reminded how they just made a cat evil for no reason. maybe the strong feelings were i hated it
#hi. beforei was bullied for being queer i was bullied for liking and owning cats and strange as that sounds.#cats as a whole were very villified in media i saw growing up and by peopl around me and i Didnt Understand#i still dont! i think you all were just stupid.#free lucifer my man did nothing wrong. idc#how can the movie call cinderella the pinnacle of goodness and kindness when the fucking cat doesnt like her. i dont think so ☝️#anyway fuck btw. i didnt and will not pay for this movie or any ever again and havwnt for years now#sorry that started as a very personal deep seated Beef but became General. you should boycott disney they are funding a genocide#words from the monarch#cinderella
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Toji: $20 for an hour
#hidan: dud were not looking for a hooker#toji: didnt say you were. still gotta pay me for my time#sukuna: pay the man#hidan: you pay him#toji: someones gotta pay me or im not getting in the car. lowest im going is $10#sukuna: will u take 5?#toji: yeah. but thats gonna cost u#hidan: he meant dollars. christ#toji: fine. cash upfront#sukuna: PAY THE MAN#hidan: YOU PAY HIM#uzui: It's alright i'll pay#sukuna: sit next to me and lets talk about that 5#hidan: so you do have money?#sukuna: yeah but I only spend it when i need to#uzui: who's that kid watching you?#toji: idk lol. unlock the door i got business to attend to#get in loser#we're done shopping#anime#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk memes#toji fushiguro#sukuna#sukuna ryomen#uzui tengen#hidan naruto#megumi fushiguro#kny
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why the fuck am i only now drawing the parallels between rhaenyra/hamlet and alicent/ophelia.
hamlet, the classic example of a tragic hero who is obsessed with the death of his father which makes him make bad decisions and makes him indecisive, who is rash and impulsive
and ophelia, caught in a web of men who cut down on her agency, who have had men telling her what do from the beginning of the play, whose innocence is lost through no fault of her own, who spirals through grief and madness
hamlet and ophelia, who are romantically involved before the start of the play and then ripped apart from each other due to circumstances out of their control.
#what the hell#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#rhaenicent#rhaenyra x alicent#hotd#house of the dragon#i did see ppl say “alicent's very ophelia rn” but i didnt really pay attention😭#anyway guys love me a shakespearean tragedy
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girls night <3
#mine#my little pony#mlp#rarity#pinkie pie#tw drugs#edit dont pay attention to the handwriting please#AND THE GRAMMER OH MY LORD I DIDNT REALIZE HOW FUCKED IT WAS#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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honestly love how we don't have to pay for art held hostage because there's ways to view your patreon without subscribing <333
well, i think it's a little bit eyebrow-raising to ever refer to an artist's pay-walled content as being "held hostage". i share all my art because I'm in a position where I'm comfortable doing so. And I know you meant this as a compliment, but I'd never view myself as any better than artists who keep certain pieces patreon-exclusive, so i hope you don't either anon. it's a tough world out there for artists right now, I'd never begrudge any of them for doing what they can to get by <3
#askbox#didnt mean for this to become a lecture and i hope it didnt come off that way#just respect your fandom creators for what they give you for free#yknow in terms of human history its only until relatively recently that people were able to access art like this without paying for it
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