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Just two boys in the boat. Guys being dudes. Dudes being gay.
#the boys in the boat#don hume#bobby moch#jack mulhern#luke slattery#did I like the movie? Nope#bobby moch x don hume#but I sure liked that bossy twink and his pianist boyfriend#my stuff#fake trailers
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome#but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE#a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me#and that he really wanted to get to know me#so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him#and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex#total shocked pikachu face#I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again#DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE
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some of my favorite things about Anora in no particular order (SPOILERS BELOW):
the goons, wow what all timer movie goons. concussed guy for goon of the year
when anora beats the shit out of those goons for a fifteen minute stretch and they get increasingly more afraid of her. comedy gold, just pitch perfect comedy treading the line between should-i-be-worried-for-her and the disarming buffoonery of the goons
ivan's mom stomping on the last step of the private jet stairs. her incredible houndstooth suit. every second of her on screen.
all of them throwing the pens at the annulment woman
ivan's dad dying laughing during the annulment as anora throws all of the moms shit on the ground
every parking in new york joke from the ticket in front of the courthouse to getting towed down on brighton beach
how the entire time, nobody pulls out a weapon, not once. and yet, the threat of violence and danger still lingers in the periphery because of the deftly constructed tension of the roving camera and contextually what we don't know about this family and the broader scope of ivan's world and the looming threat of the parents. how far can she push the goons until they get violent, and yet they never really do, but baker never lets you exhale that breath.
when they walked into tatianas..... like sean does his RESEARCH
also the t.A.T.u needle drop like i screamed
also the fight over driving or walking for five minutes in the cold. the new york specificity in this movie is pinpoint accurate, down to the mundane
the ending, her having a breakdown release of everything that had happened to her and how humiliated she was, but also how she thought she had gotten out and made a fairytale of her life. how using her body was the only power she has ever had, and how that was what she defaulted to with Igor in that last scene, but it was when he wanted to kiss her that the facade of power broke down and so did she. how she had to face her own humanity, and in that moment ask herself if she wanted to kiss him, because he was giving her perhaps her first real choice in a long time, and that opened a pathway to maybe questioning whether she truly wanted any of what had happened to her. maybe in that moment she realized that her body is not as powerful as she perhaps convinced herself it was. she was far more powerless than all her bravado and will probably always be powerless in the socioeconomic systems of the world that are built up around her. how disposable she was made to feel maybe for the first time, and how she thought she had built up that bravado and detached arrogance around herself so that she would never feel that way, but the feeling still seeped through nonetheless. all of that delivered wordlessly, in silence, buried under the falling white snow that will throw a white, pristine blanket over everything as if nothing significant had happened at all.
but also like igor, i too would fall in love with her almost instantly and tbh i did. rip to Ivan, anora i am hopelessly in love with you, and i would die for you.
#anora#anora 2024#anora movie#anora spoilers#its rare a movie makes me come on here and write shit like this. last time i did this was nope i think#sean baker never lets me down man#once again we WILL get you that oscar
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Guys… Can we talk about how movie Shadow body’s languaje ressembles the body language vibes of a dog? I mean, here some examples
—The sad puppy eyes at the flashback scene
—When he meets Gerald again he was on the defensive until he recognized him (he caught him by surprise in the middle of his mourn) and when he hears that Sonic, Tail, Knuckles and Eggman were arriving he was about to attack until Gerald tells him “calm down, we are going to receive them properly”. And only because of that he changes the strategy to ambush (Goes from agressive stance to tense, head is peerk up and eyes focused on Gerald, listening to his command)
—After ambushing them he leaves them tied up and while the crazy people do the infodumping and start to monologue he stays still and quiet, only when Gerald gives him the order to look for the key is when he intervenes in a somewhat aggressive way (when watching that scene I can't help but think an attack dogs. Well, first one he’s tensed and with angry expression, trying to look bigger to intimidate them. Then he kinda lounges towards them while demanding for the key, defintly this has a ressemblance to an attack dog barking to either a threat or prey)
—When they were going to steal the second key Shadow wanted to do the job and his body language, again, is reminiscent of a guard dog pulling on the leash and barking to attack. Only when Gerald convinces him to leave the job to the mad scientists in exchange for “getting revenge like never before” does he calm down and stay behind (lounges while talking, again, ressemblance to an attack dog aggressive barking)
—Interferes when he realized the Robotniks plan failed, so he headed straight onto searching the second key and after attacking Tom he just went back to his master, protecting him and giving the object to him (I don’t think I need to elaborate this)
—Also the fact that whenever he is near Gerald he’s just there, watching in silence and his body tensed, attentive and waiting for the next command as if he was a trained dog (body tensed, eyes focused on Gerald, defintly waiting for the next command)
Movie Shadow’s life is just simple miserable because he was probably conditioned by G.U.N into obedience and Gerald exploited this to use him as a tool for his revenge plan. And remember, he might be dubbed by Keanu, but mentally he’s a teen like Sonic. So yeah, here we have fucked up symbolism, showing throught non verbal languaje how due to bad luck, manipulation and grief Shadow got dehumanizated and turned into a tool.
Also yes, due to how mad Gerald was in this movie and as pointed by other posts, he stopped caring for Shadow or even he never cared, forcing this confused, lost kid into a master-servant bond all his life
#sonic movie 3#sonic movie 3 spoilers#shadow the hedgehog#movie!shadow#sth analysis#I mean my boy is so used to be manipulated that it makes me miserable 😭#he did nothing wrong#genuinly didn’t he just wanted to be happy and universe said nope#and of course its reflected on body languaje and makes it even worst#like dude couldn’t take a break
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here's my theory based on the trailer: vanessa is a bold-faced liar. because look at this. this shot right here.
abby is stood well within lunging reach of foxy. she's right there. and sure, this could just be foxy getting distracted in the moment, but look at abby. she's not backed away. her hands aren't thrown up in defense, she doesn't even look scared.
if their goal was to "make her like them", they should be attacking her, right? at the very least, abby should be scared or something, but she's not.
my guess right now is that the animatronics and the kids inside are likely trying to protect abby from becoming like them. but vanessa can't let mike know that. she has to keep him distracted from the real person who's out to get abby --
the same one who got the original five.
#it's just strange to me that there aren't any shots of the animatronics actually attacking abby if that's their goal#you would expect at least one right?#but nope. nothing. she is never in a shot with an animatronic that's actually going for her#granted they did some good editing to make you feel like they are#but if you pay close attention there's always a cut or a scenery change#also if vanessa isn't revealed to be a follower of afton i'll be shocked#that's basically her entire character at this point#i don't see what helping mike does for her and afton unless she's actively laying down red herrings for him#fnaf#fnaf movie#vanessa fnaf#abby schmidt#mike schmidt#mike afton#william afton#theory#but that's just a theory a tumblr theory thanks for reading
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denki: life hack: if a room in your house starts to smell, make some popcorn and open the bag in there, eat the popcorn, and leave the empty bag in the room for a couple of hours. now the room smells like popcorn! shinso: it is THREE in the FUCKING morning denki, GO TO BED.
#shinkami#shinso x kaminari#kaminari x shinso#kaminari#denki#denki kaminari#kaminari denki#shinso#hitoshi#hitoshi shinso#shinso hitoshi#bnha incorrect quotes funny#mha incorrect quotes#bnha incorrect quotes#incorrect quote#incorrect bnha quotes#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha funny#bnha funny#mha meme#bnha meme#mha memes#bnha memes#shinkami funny#shinkami incorrect quote#mizismiz
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hate to say it but strictly on a storytelling level civil war kind of slaps. this can be said about alex garland: he knows how to spin a yarn
#civil war 2024#both films are so unserious but i liked it way more than i did that new sam esmail movie whatever the name was#and although the Ooohh The Morally Gray Gaze theme has been overdone to hell and back post-jordan peele's Nope#what can i say i unfortunately love it. yes what IF the gaze and something something entertainment and also whoaaahhh the#audience is complicit........ whaaat...! anyway that's where garland shines imo. in a slightly cringe mr. robot kind of way#you know what i mean.#talented filmmaking hotshots whose personality is like. guy who reads Vice. taking themselves embarrassingly seriously as they make some a#admittedly pretty good flicks.
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i read part of the first chapter of sea glass gardens a while ago but decided to come back once I knew more about the characters and world building of jjk. Anyways and I watched jjk 0 and your telling me he actually blew up the school with the power of love??? Like full on textually the power of love??? He straight up used the power of love to nuke Geto and subsequently the school??? Are you kidding me?? I'm losing my mind. What the fuck
my boy has powerful love within him and also incredible and indiscriminate violence. what more could you want from a character.
#it never once occurred to me that people thought I was joking about the power of love#like I was aware that people who were not in the fandom were reading it#I did not consider that people may not realize it was explicitly the power of love and it did in fact level his school#he fucked a grown man up with that#like it caused a mushroom cloud of pure love#god I love Yuuta#he’s so insane and violent#someone hurt his friends and he was immediately like ‘that adult man needs to fucking die’#Geto came there to commit premeditated murder and out of the two of them YUUTA showed much more dedication to beating the other to death#with their bare hands. he wanted to fuck that grown man up. canonically did not care about anything else. he needed to die and Yuuta would#die to make that happen. god he’s so insane. I’m obsessed with him.#*sgg spoilers in this tag* the RCT absolutely caused his unbalanced emotional state but the violent impulses are all Yuuta#look he Cares A Lot and sometimes he may have to kill people about that#jjk0 is the greatest movie of all time to me#I don’t even know how many times I’ve watched it#it simply enchants me#I drove across the country and listened to specifically the song on the soundtrack that plays during Yuuta’s Fuck Off Love Beam on endless#loop. you’d thing I’d get tired of it but nope.#sea glass gardens
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the brain worms. THE FUCKING BRAIN WORMS
#oh is it getting better? NOPE!#the moment I think that maybe this obsession will take a backseat for a fucking minute it slaps me in the face#What do you mean the color stuff is getting worse. what do you mean I cant look at the list of recommended movies. WHAT DO YOU MEAN#did you guys know that there's a word I can't even look at without the fucking brain worms getting on my ass?#not telling y'all what it is for obvious reasons (this is the internet) but like. its so dumb#andy rambles
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god the visuals and sound design in this movie, i want to scream. think that last time i've been this hyperaware of my own body was while watching the martyrs (2008). (my dad made me to watch it when i was in the middle school lmao yay trauma) it haunts me to this day. but my distress was caused by the visuals and the idea itself, while with the nosferatu movie, it's the sounds (visually, didn't find the movie scary). got so focused on his breathing that didn't even notice the soundtrack, which is unlike me. it's the ✨Count Orlok effect✨ jk, but if you've seen the movie, you know what i'm talking about. nosferatu, the chasing scene, possession… not going to lie, i was struggling with those parts because of how conscious my breathing felt, which made the whole experience suffocating and dizzying. have you ever felt claustrophobic inside your own body?
#if you struggle with this kid of stuff. be aware! trully believe that some people can get a panic attack from this. or feel dizzy like i did#it got better in the 2nd half. i think i got used to it lol#but those slurping noises will haunt me forever 😀👍 fun!#nosferatu 2024#the ending awoke the urge to go on jane austin depressed rain walk for at least 3km#gorgeous looking movie. a few unintentionally funny moments. anyway 4/5 💖 will 100% rewatch#---#i feel that i'm unjust towards lily because of that stupid show. + her face. and that she's depp. but she'd surprised me a few times#aaron + emma... those two ruined the whole experience for me. just why. mentally groaned whenever they were in the shot#sorry for being a hater. maybe it's just me. the kids had strange line delivery. but it's just kids. idc#i thought i'd understand their vision with this bizarre casting choices after seeing the film...nope. i'm still puzzled#txt.ash
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Hands of hips looking down shaking my head I don't know how to sugarcoat this so I won't but signs is so much better than nope. I don't know how people even say the movie aged bad. I think the feelings they have for the director cloud their view (I don't even know how either of his names). You got a 1:30hs movie vs a 2hs movie (I'm cutting the 10 minutes of credit for both) where in one you are never bored and are gripped by emotions and the other where you sit waiting for anything to happen. Like I'm sorry but there's no fight here. Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby.
#luly talks#like i never questioned a thing ppl did during i got dizzy#holy fuck#um. fuck was i saying thst was a lot um#ah yeah. no aside from jupe everyone else is weak as fuck in nope writing wise. when angel was almodt getting killed i was there like 😐#while i went thru a whole back and froth w Merrill from hating to loving him#signs has a lot of soul. AND A SOLID FUCKING MESSAGE. UNLIKE SOMEONEEE TELLING YOU TO KILL ONE OF A KID NON INVASIVE SPECIES#I'M SO MAD ABOUT WHAT THEY DID TO MY GIRL#AT LEAST THE ONE ALIEN THEY KILLED IN SIGNS WAS LIKE. *ONE*.#the rest of his kind just fucked off and also he was a PETTY ASSHOLE#so you know it's justified. bc whah they did in nope wasn't#im so mad i dont wanna be mad i wanna be happy thinking of a family who is shown to deeply love each other#nope wishes.#also the later has nothing scary at all like. it's a bit uncomfortable but 2002 alien man had me jumping in place screaming man.#saw a shadow outside its the fucking birthday alien coming to. touch my neck with his fingers or something.#last time this happened was when i watched the first evil desf#and before that it was the second coming#thah one fucked me up good#the bigger public is just wrong about horror movies but i get it. i get it like no one gets it.
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i think people rlly don't realise how unfamiliar they are with pretty normal things like being light hearted or joking around in the face of very dramatic or traumatic things which is odd to me bc i know people know about using humour to cope. like maybe they think it's not the same or some things are too serious of a subject matter or something to then joke around with or about or that using humour to cope = making jokes about like, your depression, not your capital t Traumas during or right after them idk ..
i just really think it is the human condition to be able to fall back on something easy or release tension even if you don't even particularly feel like it even if it makes you feel WORSE like i see people say they wouldn't joke at a particular time or so x or y or z that is similarly at least SEAMINGLY blasé but in my experience after a lot of my own traumas i really did joke immediately after. when i got robbed last month i joked IN THE MOMENT to the ROBBER. all of this to say i think being a bit unserious or letting comedy or lightheartedness or even random positivity in the midst of very big bad horrible things is not only very normal it's like the thing that keeps people from losing their minds.
i think this is why i prefer comedy horror out of all the genres bc i think that particular ability to find humour in things even if it's kind of wrong to is very realistic and human ... and from a genre standpoint in media, being able to balance these things without making the horror feel as unserious and still holding something tangible is what can make it really fucking good. anyone can technically make a horror movie or a tragedy or a stupid comedy but marrying the two is both paradoxically way harder (in making it believable) and way easier (any situation can be comedic if you try enough and the hysterical nature of horror lends to this) than you'd think imo. ik there's a lot of schools of thought about what makes a movie a good movie or a movie vs a film and it's like yeahhh whatever blah blah but i appreciate and love realism a LOT in general in media but particularly in comedy where it's something that can make the entire thing feel more grounded / make the horror more intimate
#🐉#did not actually intend for this to be a post about horror as a genre LMFAO 😭#i really was just thinking about the amnt of times i've gotten in trouble for cracking jokes w the police officers interviewing me#bc i wasn't being Serious enough. or like how the only way i can make my dad less stressed about whatever's happened is to start joking#around and then he jokes around too. even if i don't want ti at all like it's easier to pretend to not be miserable or scared i s'pose#idk if this is even a particularly good thing bc i'm also someone who needs like 5 full days to recover from a trauma and don't sleep#or eat or act human for 2 of those days LOLLL probablt bc i always delay everything#oh well#i think if it was a zombie apocalypse i would joke around too#also my opinion the best 2 movies for what i mean citw and nope. ofc.
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I still hate that the movies put sonic and co (who are very cartoony) into literal real life next to actual people
#dip speaks#they shouldve stylized it like shadow generations did. have the humans be cartoony too so it all!! actually!! matches!#and i rlly dislike the hop plotline that it has. esp the first movie#they couldve done something actually cool#but no instead theres human number 7 that i dont care about#and the way theyre doing gerald so far has me like 😬😬#shadow is like the one single redeeming factor so far#not sure about maria there's basically nothing on her so far#rlly stinks that they axed amy and rouge too...#couldve introduced them in the knuckles series (which was also godawful btw)#but nope gotta play it safe and not be original whatsoever#even for the 3rd movie theyre just reprising sa2#wuhhjsydgauahj
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Anyone have recs for horror movies in the same vein as Alien and The Thing?
I like movies that don’t rely on a ton of jump scares and excessive realistic gore.
#chili rambles#I also like annihilation; jeepers creepers; nope; the terror#also underwater#and not a movie but I did enjoy the Magnus archives#oh! and the craft. but idk of that’s really horror just freaky?
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Maybe it's because of hindsight and the fact that I already have the knowledge of how the manbaby fan boys treated him, but every time I rewatch Phantom Menace I'm befuddled at the reaction to Jake Lloyd's acting
Like, what is it about his portrayal as Anakin that was so terrible? This isn't even bad acting by child actor standards, Jake Lloyd pulls off the role very well, he plays a child in the SW universe,and more specifically he plays exactly what Anakin is in Ep I, an excitable, kind, somewhat naive little boy
#i mean i know why#something something “wasn't what the fanboys believed it should have been”#wooloo-writes#wooloo writes#star wars#sw#the phantom menace#anakin skywalker#jake lloyd#george lucas#jake lloyd did excellently with what he was given#and no#this is not a#“what he was given was crap” situation#nope#uh uh#lucas knew what the story needed to be#and it wasn't the edgy crap about vader snapping necks everywhere he went like the manbabies wanted#tpm is a great movie#it is not worse than the originals#none of the prequels are#you're just caught up a mythologized version of the ot that doesn't exist
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grahh this sucks . my entire famiyl is like Being a little weird bc of my whole little moment yesterday and i dont like it . but wtvr
#i feel so stupid abt it even tho i know it isnt my fault like. it ws just my Normal delusion + exposure to heat + edible. but i feel silly#but it was really scary i really did think that i had. Ugh it feels dumb now#basically i convinced myself my ribs had stabbed me and it hurt so bad and i could feel the blood like. i could feel internal bleeding#and whenever i moved i could feel allt he blood pour over in that direction and it was awful#nd i like . barely managed to get myself into the living room where of course everyone was having a movie night so everyone saw me fucking#shaking on the ground uncontrollably . wtvr. im so embarassed and my moms never gonna giveme an edible again probably#nd my parents thought i was having a fuckign seizure thats how bad it was but the paramedics and the nurses and stuff at the hospital were#like Nope just a bad high. my mom aays she thinks the sun played into it more#but idt. i get the Ny ribs r stabbing jnto me thing a lot. usually just when im high but sometimes not even. so i think the main 2 fcators#were my crazy and the edible. but the Laying in the sun for nearly n hour nad getting sunburnt did prolly play into it. idk. i just feel#so dumb and like. UGH. theyre all just being so nice and like. on eggshells#and i wish i had just stayed in my room and dealt with it myself idk .
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