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Just two boys in the boat. Guys being dudes. Dudes being gay.
#the boys in the boat#don hume#bobby moch#jack mulhern#luke slattery#did I like the movie? Nope#bobby moch x don hume#but I sure liked that bossy twink and his pianist boyfriend#my stuff#fake trailers
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some of my favorite things about Anora in no particular order (SPOILERS BELOW):
the goons, wow what all timer movie goons. concussed guy for goon of the year
when anora beats the shit out of those goons for a fifteen minute stretch and they get increasingly more afraid of her. comedy gold, just pitch perfect comedy treading the line between should-i-be-worried-for-her and the disarming buffoonery of the goons
ivan's mom stomping on the last step of the private jet stairs. her incredible houndstooth suit. every second of her on screen.
all of them throwing the pens at the annulment woman
ivan's dad dying laughing during the annulment as anora throws all of the moms shit on the ground
every parking in new york joke from the ticket in front of the courthouse to getting towed down on brighton beach
how the entire time, nobody pulls out a weapon, not once. and yet, the threat of violence and danger still lingers in the periphery because of the deftly constructed tension of the roving camera and contextually what we don't know about this family and the broader scope of ivan's world and the looming threat of the parents. how far can she push the goons until they get violent, and yet they never really do, but baker never lets you exhale that breath.
when they walked into tatianas..... like sean does his RESEARCH
also the t.A.T.u needle drop like i screamed
also the fight over driving or walking for five minutes in the cold. the new york specificity in this movie is pinpoint accurate, down to the mundane
the ending, her having a breakdown release of everything that had happened to her and how humiliated she was, but also how she thought she had gotten out and made a fairytale of her life. how using her body was the only power she has ever had, and how that was what she defaulted to with Igor in that last scene, but it was when he wanted to kiss her that the facade of power broke down and so did she. how she had to face her own humanity, and in that moment ask herself if she wanted to kiss him, because he was giving her perhaps her first real choice in a long time, and that opened a pathway to maybe questioning whether she truly wanted any of what had happened to her. maybe in that moment she realized that her body is not as powerful as she perhaps convinced herself it was. she was far more powerless than all her bravado and will probably always be powerless in the socioeconomic systems of the world that are built up around her. how disposable she was made to feel maybe for the first time, and how she thought she had built up that bravado and detached arrogance around herself so that she would never feel that way, but the feeling still seeped through nonetheless. all of that delivered wordlessly, in silence, buried under the falling white snow that will throw a white, pristine blanket over everything as if nothing significant had happened at all.
but also like igor, i too would fall in love with her almost instantly and tbh i did. rip to Ivan, anora i am hopelessly in love with you, and i would die for you.
#anora#anora 2024#anora movie#anora spoilers#its rare a movie makes me come on here and write shit like this. last time i did this was nope i think#sean baker never lets me down man#once again we WILL get you that oscar
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here's my theory based on the trailer: vanessa is a bold-faced liar. because look at this. this shot right here.
abby is stood well within lunging reach of foxy. she's right there. and sure, this could just be foxy getting distracted in the moment, but look at abby. she's not backed away. her hands aren't thrown up in defense, she doesn't even look scared.
if their goal was to "make her like them", they should be attacking her, right? at the very least, abby should be scared or something, but she's not.
my guess right now is that the animatronics and the kids inside are likely trying to protect abby from becoming like them. but vanessa can't let mike know that. she has to keep him distracted from the real person who's out to get abby --
the same one who got the original five.
#it's just strange to me that there aren't any shots of the animatronics actually attacking abby if that's their goal#you would expect at least one right?#but nope. nothing. she is never in a shot with an animatronic that's actually going for her#granted they did some good editing to make you feel like they are#but if you pay close attention there's always a cut or a scenery change#also if vanessa isn't revealed to be a follower of afton i'll be shocked#that's basically her entire character at this point#i don't see what helping mike does for her and afton unless she's actively laying down red herrings for him#fnaf#fnaf movie#vanessa fnaf#abby schmidt#mike schmidt#mike afton#william afton#theory#but that's just a theory a tumblr theory thanks for reading
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i decided to try to watch sex and the city from the beginning and i think the reason i struggle with this show is that it's always like "ladies, you know how [insert thing that's supposed to be relatable here]?" and i'm always just like, "........... no"
#i've never dated a terrible man and i think that immediately rids me of a lot of relatable life experiences#i was busy spending my entire life at home having feelings about the fictional#can't believe i am SO much older than season 1 carrie bradshaw#and yet i feel like a confused bebe every time i attempt to be a cool satc girlie#(i did watch the last few seasons of the show as it aired in the 00s and i remember being very invested!#never watched the movies because i didn't want to watch samantha and smith break up#attempted ajlt for approximately 2.5 episodes and then was like 'oh yeah. nope. cannot do it.')#dollsome's deep thoughts
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denki: life hack: if a room in your house starts to smell, make some popcorn and open the bag in there, eat the popcorn, and leave the empty bag in the room for a couple of hours. now the room smells like popcorn! shinso: it is THREE in the FUCKING morning denki, GO TO BED.
#shinkami#shinso x kaminari#kaminari x shinso#kaminari#denki#denki kaminari#kaminari denki#shinso#hitoshi#hitoshi shinso#shinso hitoshi#bnha incorrect quotes funny#mha incorrect quotes#bnha incorrect quotes#incorrect quote#incorrect bnha quotes#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha funny#bnha funny#mha meme#bnha meme#mha memes#bnha memes#shinkami funny#shinkami incorrect quote#mizismiz
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imagine if instead of having vic mignogna keldeo, we got an iris movie about her relationship with kyurem
#yknow the sinnoh movies also sorta have this issue but i think ik why the unova and kalos movies feel so weird#theyre not character movies#they dont focus on the relationships between the characters or their goals. and if they sorta do its all ash focused but loosely#volcanion did sorta come close through making ash at risk for most of the movie#but even then. idk theres not a lot there for ash as a character if that makes sense#like remember max got a movie with jirachi and may kinda got one with manaphy and lucario was focused#on ash and pikachu’s relationship#heroes was also focused on ash’s strengths as a character and his relationship with the latis was really important#and not all the og movies were like that#like the original wasnt really a character movie for the os trio. but we still frequently got them#and then after sinnoh. its just ‘’let the mythical wiggle at the screen for a bit to promote the games’’#and ik everyone has complained abt this but its so blatant in the keldeo movie especially bc that movie completely breaks the lore to make i#it work#for the sake of just. getting the movie done i guess idk#and its so distracting for kyurem bc the whole point of the alternate forms is that theyre fusions and kyurems trying to make itself whole#nah nope kyurem is just a scary ice monster who does that normally amd theyre just normal changes and not fusions bc thats too complicated#what do you mean we couldve done something legitimately really interesting here with one of the main characters. who cares we gotta get this#out on time#actually i do think some of it probably boils down to deadlines and the movies being an obligation really#tbf the beginning stuff with keldeo was cool. i thought so anyways#but then ash and co get there and its just forgettable#echoed voice
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hate to say it but strictly on a storytelling level civil war kind of slaps. this can be said about alex garland: he knows how to spin a yarn
#civil war 2024#both films are so unserious but i liked it way more than i did that new sam esmail movie whatever the name was#and although the Ooohh The Morally Gray Gaze theme has been overdone to hell and back post-jordan peele's Nope#what can i say i unfortunately love it. yes what IF the gaze and something something entertainment and also whoaaahhh the#audience is complicit........ whaaat...! anyway that's where garland shines imo. in a slightly cringe mr. robot kind of way#you know what i mean.#talented filmmaking hotshots whose personality is like. guy who reads Vice. taking themselves embarrassingly seriously as they make some a#admittedly pretty good flicks.
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i read part of the first chapter of sea glass gardens a while ago but decided to come back once I knew more about the characters and world building of jjk. Anyways and I watched jjk 0 and your telling me he actually blew up the school with the power of love??? Like full on textually the power of love??? He straight up used the power of love to nuke Geto and subsequently the school??? Are you kidding me?? I'm losing my mind. What the fuck
my boy has powerful love within him and also incredible and indiscriminate violence. what more could you want from a character.
#it never once occurred to me that people thought I was joking about the power of love#like I was aware that people who were not in the fandom were reading it#I did not consider that people may not realize it was explicitly the power of love and it did in fact level his school#he fucked a grown man up with that#like it caused a mushroom cloud of pure love#god I love Yuuta#he’s so insane and violent#someone hurt his friends and he was immediately like ‘that adult man needs to fucking die’#Geto came there to commit premeditated murder and out of the two of them YUUTA showed much more dedication to beating the other to death#with their bare hands. he wanted to fuck that grown man up. canonically did not care about anything else. he needed to die and Yuuta would#die to make that happen. god he’s so insane. I’m obsessed with him.#*sgg spoilers in this tag* the RCT absolutely caused his unbalanced emotional state but the violent impulses are all Yuuta#look he Cares A Lot and sometimes he may have to kill people about that#jjk0 is the greatest movie of all time to me#I don’t even know how many times I’ve watched it#it simply enchants me#I drove across the country and listened to specifically the song on the soundtrack that plays during Yuuta’s Fuck Off Love Beam on endless#loop. you’d thing I’d get tired of it but nope.#sea glass gardens
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Hands of hips looking down shaking my head I don't know how to sugarcoat this so I won't but signs is so much better than nope. I don't know how people even say the movie aged bad. I think the feelings they have for the director cloud their view (I don't even know how either of his names). You got a 1:30hs movie vs a 2hs movie (I'm cutting the 10 minutes of credit for both) where in one you are never bored and are gripped by emotions and the other where you sit waiting for anything to happen. Like I'm sorry but there's no fight here. Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby.
#luly talks#like i never questioned a thing ppl did during i got dizzy#holy fuck#um. fuck was i saying thst was a lot um#ah yeah. no aside from jupe everyone else is weak as fuck in nope writing wise. when angel was almodt getting killed i was there like 😐#while i went thru a whole back and froth w Merrill from hating to loving him#signs has a lot of soul. AND A SOLID FUCKING MESSAGE. UNLIKE SOMEONEEE TELLING YOU TO KILL ONE OF A KID NON INVASIVE SPECIES#I'M SO MAD ABOUT WHAT THEY DID TO MY GIRL#AT LEAST THE ONE ALIEN THEY KILLED IN SIGNS WAS LIKE. *ONE*.#the rest of his kind just fucked off and also he was a PETTY ASSHOLE#so you know it's justified. bc whah they did in nope wasn't#im so mad i dont wanna be mad i wanna be happy thinking of a family who is shown to deeply love each other#nope wishes.#also the later has nothing scary at all like. it's a bit uncomfortable but 2002 alien man had me jumping in place screaming man.#saw a shadow outside its the fucking birthday alien coming to. touch my neck with his fingers or something.#last time this happened was when i watched the first evil desf#and before that it was the second coming#thah one fucked me up good#the bigger public is just wrong about horror movies but i get it. i get it like no one gets it.
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Anyone have recs for horror movies in the same vein as Alien and The Thing?
I like movies that don’t rely on a ton of jump scares and excessive realistic gore.
#chili rambles#I also like annihilation; jeepers creepers; nope; the terror#also underwater#and not a movie but I did enjoy the Magnus archives#oh! and the craft. but idk of that’s really horror just freaky?
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Maybe it's because of hindsight and the fact that I already have the knowledge of how the manbaby fan boys treated him, but every time I rewatch Phantom Menace I'm befuddled at the reaction to Jake Lloyd's acting
Like, what is it about his portrayal as Anakin that was so terrible? This isn't even bad acting by child actor standards, Jake Lloyd pulls off the role very well, he plays a child in the SW universe,and more specifically he plays exactly what Anakin is in Ep I, an excitable, kind, somewhat naive little boy
#i mean i know why#something something “wasn't what the fanboys believed it should have been”#wooloo-writes#wooloo writes#star wars#sw#the phantom menace#anakin skywalker#jake lloyd#george lucas#jake lloyd did excellently with what he was given#and no#this is not a#“what he was given was crap” situation#nope#uh uh#lucas knew what the story needed to be#and it wasn't the edgy crap about vader snapping necks everywhere he went like the manbabies wanted#tpm is a great movie#it is not worse than the originals#none of the prequels are#you're just caught up a mythologized version of the ot that doesn't exist
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grahh this sucks . my entire famiyl is like Being a little weird bc of my whole little moment yesterday and i dont like it . but wtvr
#i feel so stupid abt it even tho i know it isnt my fault like. it ws just my Normal delusion + exposure to heat + edible. but i feel silly#but it was really scary i really did think that i had. Ugh it feels dumb now#basically i convinced myself my ribs had stabbed me and it hurt so bad and i could feel the blood like. i could feel internal bleeding#and whenever i moved i could feel allt he blood pour over in that direction and it was awful#nd i like . barely managed to get myself into the living room where of course everyone was having a movie night so everyone saw me fucking#shaking on the ground uncontrollably . wtvr. im so embarassed and my moms never gonna giveme an edible again probably#nd my parents thought i was having a fuckign seizure thats how bad it was but the paramedics and the nurses and stuff at the hospital were#like Nope just a bad high. my mom aays she thinks the sun played into it more#but idt. i get the Ny ribs r stabbing jnto me thing a lot. usually just when im high but sometimes not even. so i think the main 2 fcators#were my crazy and the edible. but the Laying in the sun for nearly n hour nad getting sunburnt did prolly play into it. idk. i just feel#so dumb and like. UGH. theyre all just being so nice and like. on eggshells#and i wish i had just stayed in my room and dealt with it myself idk .
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anyway yeah relevant to that post abt being deaf/hoh and ppl excluding u from conversation bc of it (even unintentionally), that's smth that's been really deeply bothering me lately bc there are a few ppl I routinely have to deal with who do it a lot and it Pisses Me The Fuck Off I've lost all patience w them. giving up and calling it ableism and walking out idc anymore 🚶♂️
#theres a guy at work whos incredibly annoying for it but tbh hes bad at his job in general anyway n everyones annoyed at him all the time#so at least i get some solidarity from my other coworkers (who are generally rly accommodating of my deafness)#i dunno how he hasnt got the memo ive explained im deaf so he needs to face me n make sure he has my attention n enunciate multiple times#but nope still not getting thru to him! so half the time if he starts mumbling i just pointedly ignore him until he either speaks more#clearly or goes away lmao#and same with a friend of a friend im sure hes a nice guy and everyone else seems to like him n hes in our main discord server so i cant#avoid him as easily and ive been so tolerant of it but hes worn thru my patience entirely and idc abt trying to be nice anymore#if he comes on call and starts mumbling and sidelining me from the conversation i just put him on mute im not dealing with that anymore#i dont fucking care if its petty and rude to do that. im tired of trying to understand him and dealing with how left out he makes me feel#i hope he picks up on the hostility n feels unwanted so maybe then he'll understand what its like for me and fix his behaviour 👍#bc i have no other way of communicating that with him anymore. since I CANT FUCKING HEAR HIM!!!!!#he also has a lot of other annoying behaviour which is fine but this is my limit its so disrespectful and outside of my control#make space for my disability or go away forever#not sure if we could even be friends if he did change now bc hes soured my impression of him so much by this point.#sad! well theres other guys#im glad everyone ive met at climbing so far has been pretty good abt it. really not that hard to do!#anyway rant over lol. at least the guy at work is only on a temp contract so only have to deal w him for a few more months#unfortunately since the rest of that group is friends w this other guy he'll prolly be around longer. but oh well lmao#just crossing my fingers he'll drift away n never open discord again so ill never have to deal w his shitty crackly mic mumbling#or maybe he'll stop fucking calling from whatever wind tunnel hes in and properly join in on our movie nights instead!!!!!#it is sad bc i think he has similar music taste to me. there are def some things we have in common that could form a basis for friendship#but hes gone n ruined it innit#aaaanyway oops started complaining again... the bitch grind never ends#im gonna shower n go back to elden ringing it.... fare thee well#.diaries
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rewatched nope last night so i am pleased to announce i will be adding Jean Jacket to the character list
#angel talks#this is a JOKE i repeat a JOKE#.......But Is It.#no it is. unless?#anyway in all seriousness god this movie!!!! literal masterpiece literal CRIME that it did not get nominated for every fucking thing#nope spoilers#idk if i need to tag that for a movie that's been out like a year but just to be safe
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Me in bed, rolling ideas in my head: "Okay so, my story has a basic plot. Perhaps I could improve it by adding this kind of scene. Making Raphael say and do this and Leo responses to him -"
Mind: "*slaps very vivid image of a rock to my eyes* OH LOOK, A ROCK! That's nice and fine looking rock on the ground! It's nice and round, gray in color. Hey, remember when you found and held nice rock as a kid?"
Me: "Brain, stop that. That rock has nothing to do with my idea. Let me focus. So, the situation could be like this when this happe-"
Mind: "Damn, I want cinnamon rolls. Should we go get them? Or perhaps we could go swim this summer! You haven't swim in decades."
Me: "No, we can't have cinnamon rolls. Store's closed. About swimming, I don't have swimsuit and you know it. Would you NOW shut up? I'm trying to work here!"
Mind: *is silent for few seconds longer than before* "Damn, that character is hot. His voice actor has such a lovely voice too."
Me: *tries to ignore the mind and focus, but drifts off with it, snapping out at some point, eventually ending up back to flow with the mind, focusing on unnecessary things*
#Text#neis life#autism#adhd#welcome to my mind!#It's like this 24/7!#Like in the middle of collecting stuff in PS4 game I can start to think of bandages!#When I try to fall asleep and focus on listening bed time stories#Nope! Can't focus on the story - completely missing it - since my mind is spamming me with (stupid) stuff#like with what would happen if I would cut my finger#I KNOW what would happen if I did that!#I would get a wound which would bleed#Or then my mind gives me scenes / “movies” about characters#playing them in my head 24/7 too#that's why and how I get ideas to my stories and arts
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This was probably one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen and the fact that it's a backstory to show jupes desire to tame the fucking ufo creature thing due to past trauma is just alot!!
The whole time i was watching this scene i kept thinking no wonder humans and chimpanzees share a common ancestor. Like this animal was killing people left, right and center with its bare hands!! (i know this is a movie but i don't doubt these animals ability to kill when frightening or provoked!)
#like this scene could've been a movie on its own!#also the young actor did amazing. i just felt bad for the poor baby#nope 2022#nope movie#👑
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