#shinkami funny

[arrowheadedbitch]

Okay, I know it's probably a reach but imagine with me

Shinsou: What's 54 times 9?

Kaminari: I'm not really good at math...

Shinsou: Okay, how do you conjugate the word "have" in English?

Kaminari: I'm not really the person to ask...

Shinsou: Okay, then how many cones are in the human eye?

Kamimari: Uhm, a few?

Shinsou: Okay....how about this, if there's a guy who's five foot seven and 300 pounds, how many volts-

Kaminari: 74.

Shinsou:

Kaminari:

Shinsou:

Kaminari:

Kaminari: To immobilize.

Shinsou:

Shinsou: You're fucking crazy, oh my god

[anime-as-textposts]

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

shinso [at a restaurant]: can i see the menu, please? kaminari [waiting shinso's table]: the men i please are none of your business. shinso:

[legendzjagz]

Bakusquad at lunch

Mina: You stole my pudding

Kaminari: Well, this is payback for stealing my shirt

Mina: But you stole my side of the bed

Bakusquad:

Kaminari: Yeah, well you already stole my heart!

Mina: Awww! Babe!

Kirishima: Aww bro!

Sero: Cute

Shinsou: *Continuing to eat while holding Kaminari’s hand under the table*

Bakugou: YOU’RE BOTH IN RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER PEOPLE

[chairwiththreelegs]

I just finished reading the most gut wrenching, heartbreaking fic of all time

I don’t think I’ll ever recover

[fuckmekat]

an old post of my patreon sugestive my omegaverse shinkami

[caandlelit]

carrd twitter ao3. im 20 they/she

[turts-the-gay]

Shinsou: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when Kaminari ate an entire tube of lipstick.

Kaminari, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?!

[demonontheroad]

Im adopting u-

i have never had so many parents in my life

Im signing the papers rn

[stun-gunning]

[sweet-honey-tears]

⦿ Home/Lock Screen ⦿

What the BHNA boys lock/Home Screen look like?

Characters: Kiribaku, ShinKami, Dabi x GN!Reader

Hi everyone, back again! This concept wasnt requested but I got asked about a certain character combination -so yeah! I hope you like it( I won’t say who you are but I hope you enjoy it!😊) each character has a different Lock Screen/Home screen! I hope you enjoy! And as always, request are always welcomed! Bye~🤍

Kirishima + Bakugou

» Lock Screen «

Bakugou’s Lock Screen is back from UA. It's a picture of you sitting at your desk. You're tipping over in your chair. One of your hands in the air and the other trying to grab onto the desk. You have a leg leaving the chair like you're kicking a soccer ball. The other leg is trying to touch the ground again. You have this look of pure panic on your face. And in the corner, you can see the quick moment(a blurry flash) of Bakugou running over to help you. He looks almost angry like he’s about to yell ‘dumbass!’. Denki took the picture, trying to catch a photo of Kirishima with his concentration face on. But instead, it’s a picture of Kirishima, mi-yell, and a large arm reaching over his desk to try and stop you from tipping over. His eyes are wide.Katsuki smiles every time he sees it, it’s just so stupid and funny. It reminds him of both of you.

» Home Screen «

Bakugou’s Home Screen is a more recent photo. It’s of you and Kirishima. You have Bakugou's old skull shirt on, the faded material hanging off you. You lay against Kirishima's side, your head resting on his shoulder. Kiri’s arm is slung around you, his head slightly tilted back. You’re both fast asleep. And Bakugou is pretty sure he can see drool on Kirishima's chin. There’s a half eaten bowl of popcorn sandwiches between you two. And an All Might blanket covering you and Kirishima's lap. Balugou keeps it as his home screen because it’s more personal to him. Something he feels is sentimental- something he doesn’t want his fans to see by accident.

» Lock Screen «

Kirishima's Lock Screen is a picture of you and Bakougu cooking. You’re both standing side by side at the stove wearing aprons as you work. Yet Bakugou’s hand is in your back pocket, his thumb hanging out in case he needs his other hand. The photo only shows the back of your heads as the both of you do something so… domestic. But at that moment, you both kept shoving each other, talking about the latest villain. Trying to compete with each other on who could cut the most carrots.

» Home Screen «

Kirishima's Home Screen and pictures of you, himself, and Bakugou at a waterpark. Your body is sandwiched between theirs. Kirishima has one large arm wrapped around your waist and Bakugou has one wrapped around your shoulders. His fingers grazed Kirishima's broad shoulders. You have your hands resting on their lower backs. Both you and Kirishima are smiling, and Bakugou is grinning. His dimples showing up.

🔥 Dabi 🔥

» Lock Screen «

Toya’s Lock Screen is of you eating an Oreo. It was right after a rather shitty mission and you're just sitting at the bar, eating Oreos. You still have soot on your face, and small scratches, but here you are- at the bar eating cookies. You have it cracked in half, so one side is a cookie and the filling and the other is just a cookie. Your front teeth are sunk into the cream, and there are clear drag marks from you scooping the filling out with your teeth like a shovel. The best part of the photo is you’re flipping off the camera. You look angry and Dabi finds the scene fucking hilarious and adorable. Like a toddler, just eating cookies angrily. You're giving Dabi the worst side-eye he’s ever seen.

“You want some milk too”

“Shut up”

» Home Screen «

If you’re wondering, his Home Screen is a very old photo of his siblings he found in the paper. It’s personal. Hidden. You understand.

⚡️Denki + Shinso 💤

» Lock Screen «

Denki’s Lock Screen is little Eri dressed up as a pikachu. Yes, he has pretty much claimed her as his little sister.

» Home Screen «

Denki’s Home Screen is of You, Shinso, and himself at the last concert you went to. You’re on Shinso’s shoulders, an arm in the air yelling along with the lyrics. You have one of Denki’s chokers on and eyeliner that he drew on you. Your ripped band t-shirt is pulled upwards at your movement.

Shinso has a black band shirt on with his long-sleeve white and dark purple striped shirt underneath. It hugs his arms tight, leading to the loose second layer. His ringed fingers rest on your legs, ensuring you stay upright and safe. He has, his snake bites in ( he usually takes out due to work) and his black stud and off screen your hand is cupping his face right behind his ear. He’s smiling at the camera, while you're completely oblivious.

Denki’s holding his phone to catch the two of you and a section of himself. His lighting bolt and chain piercings are on full display to the camera. He’s smiling brightly, a little tipsy but extremely happy.

» Lock Screen «

Shinso Home Screen and Lock Screen is one picture split up. His Lock Screen is of you and Eri. Eri sitting crisscrossed in front of you as you do her hair. Twisting the blue-gray strands into a space bun. A brush, bobby pins, and red hair clips lay next to you. The both of you are laughing and looking off into the distance. Where in the cover of the screen, two hands are reaching out. The fingernails were painted vibrant pink. There are plastic rings on them, some from Eri’s old toy chest. One is a huge fake diamond and the other is a cheaply painted plastic cat face.

» Home Screen «

Shinso’s Home Screen is the rest of the photo. Denki is laying on his stomach, his sweet smile peeking out from over his shoulders. He’s wearing one of Eri's cat headbands, causing his golden hair to spike in all different directions. He has a temporary tattoo on his cheek, a yellow lightning bolt that Eri picked out for him. Shinso had one too. A black back on the top of his hand. One of the best parts about it is that it’s a Live Photo. When Shinso presses down on the Lock Screen, your shoulders move as you laugh and Eris' confused face breaks out a larder smile. Her hands clasped as her eyes close in laughter. The hands on the corner of the screen move as if showing off the rings on them.

When Shinso presses down on the Denki portion of the picture, Denki's mouth moves. The audio is of Denki speaking in a very sassy female voice. ‘How ya doing?’

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

midoriya: shinso: midoriya: midoriya: so you got a loud blond too? shinso: please help me midoriya what do i DO- midoriya [pats him on the back]: there there, i will teach you my ways shinso: i love you

[booksandmore]

im so desperate for shinkami content it’s not even funny. im on twitter.

[call-me-chips]

Kind of funny, shinkami is the ship I absolutely cannot stand for no discernible reason! Shindeku does the “moody + sunshine” better for Shinsou (plus the whole thing they have with Shinsou’s issue with powerful quirks and Midoriya’s Quirkless history) and Kamijirou does it better for Kaminari. (All of that is just my opinion though of course.)

I don’t usually ship Kaminari, but I love it when he is unlikely friends with Todoroki. It’s a “if I had a nickel for every time I read a fic where Kaminari and Todoroki were best friends I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but I WISH it happened more than twice” situation.

Honestly, I don’t really ship any of the bakusquad very often, but I love their friendships.

Yeah, it really sucks that we don't get more episodes for friendship development

GIMME A BEACH EPISODE

Lol

Also, that reminds me of something I found a while ago on a compatibility site:

I don't ship them, but still twas an interesting find

[takabinaryy]

Dada’s natural hair color

Idea by me BakuKiriDeku(i honestly forget if that's the correct ship name or not) ShinKami , SeroMina are the other two ships included in this. Regressor Bakugo Katsuki Caregivers Kirishima Eijirou & Midoryia Izuku

Katsuki is confused when he sees kiri’s hair isn’t red like it always is. Big kat knows he dyes his hair but little kat? Not so much

" Pfffff! , He doesn't even recognize you man!" Denki said trying to stop laughing. Because Katsuki doesn't recognize Kirishima with his natural hair color , Like it has been a long time since. Kirishima let his hair grow out and didn't add more red dye to it.

" Shut it Kami, My little pebble has never seen me with black hair before" Kirishima said with a sigh while Katsuki was sitting on his papa's lap(Deku). While Mina was going though her phone. Looking for middle school photos of Kirishima to show Katsuki.

Sero of course thought it was funny as hell because he jokingly said. "Dude, just dye your hair back to red if it's bothering you so much "

That got Kirishima to glare at Sero, then in a split second he had an idea. "Sure I'll dye it back to red, if you dye yours to red too, Sero. " Of cause had to say with a smirk. Sero stared at him in slight shock shock . ".........., Dude , Eijiro , bro no I was just joking"

"Oh no, Hanta, Honey I think you should do it, it would probably make Kit Kat laugh" Mina tells her boyfriend aswell as showing Katsuki the pictures. Sero rolled his eyes and sighed. "Fine , fine I'll do it only because you said little Bambino would like it."

Deku just shakes his head at his other boyfriend and Friend. "You guys are ridiculous. But I believe there is some red hair dye still in the bathroom." Okay yeah he could call them ridiculous. But he did want to see how far this was going to go.

About 2 hours have passed since both the boys walked into the bathroom. now Katsuki was on the play mat that Aizawa  got him he was playing with the kitties that Mic and Aizawa brought with them. And of course both adults were sitting on the couch in the common room watching their youngest son have fun with the cats.

" Uh I don't think-" Sero was going to continue but he cut off by Shinso.

" Just get out here already!" Shinso yelled slightly but not as loud so he wouldn't scare his little brother.

"Yeah Shinso is right , I'm sure you'll look fantastic han-babe! " Mina says agreeing with hitoshi. And while trying to get her boyfriend out of the bathroom. Deku and Jirou already have Thier phones out for taking pictures of the two.

Sero sighed then glances at Kirishima for a few seconds. Before  opening the bathroom door. Then he walks out with his arms crossed over his chest. Kirishima follows of course but just without a shirt on since he didn't want to ruin the shirt with the hair dye even if it got on the towels they were using