#shinkami funny

[anime-as-textposts]

[arrowheadedbitch]

Okay, I know it's probably a reach but imagine with me

Shinsou: What's 54 times 9?

Kaminari: I'm not really good at math...

Shinsou: Okay, how do you conjugate the word "have" in English?

Kaminari: I'm not really the person to ask...

Shinsou: Okay, then how many cones are in the human eye?

Kamimari: Uhm, a few?

Shinsou: Okay....how about this, if there's a guy who's five foot seven and 300 pounds, how many volts-

Kaminari: 74.

Shinsou:

Kaminari:

Shinsou:

Kaminari:

Kaminari: To immobilize.

Shinsou:

Shinsou: You're fucking crazy, oh my god

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

shinso [at a restaurant]: can i see the menu, please? kaminari [waiting shinso's table]: the men i please are none of your business. shinso:

[legendzjagz]

Bakusquad at lunch

Mina: You stole my pudding

Kaminari: Well, this is payback for stealing my shirt

Mina: But you stole my side of the bed

Bakusquad:

Kaminari: Yeah, well you already stole my heart!

Mina: Awww! Babe!

Kirishima: Aww bro!

Sero: Cute

Shinsou: *Continuing to eat while holding Kaminari’s hand under the table*

Bakugou: YOU’RE BOTH IN RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER PEOPLE

[genie-made-of-clouds]

Izuku: I need relationship advice

Hitoshi, eating an onion like an apple: go on.

Izuku: so sometimes I think about kissing Todoroki and how soft his hair looks and how pretty his eyes are what does it all MEAN

Hitoshi, munching on his onion: idk bro I haven't felt a single emotion for a really long time

[chairwiththreelegs]

I just finished reading the most gut wrenching, heartbreaking fic of all time

I don’t think I’ll ever recover

[fuckmekat]

an old post of my patreon sugestive my omegaverse shinkami

[caandlelit]

carrd twitter ao3. im 19 they/she

[turts-the-gay]

Shinsou: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when Kaminari ate an entire tube of lipstick.

Kaminari, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?!

[demonontheroad]

Im adopting u-

i have never had so many parents in my life

Im signing the papers rn

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

midoriya: shinso: midoriya: midoriya: so you got a loud blond too? shinso: please help me midoriya what do i DO- midoriya [pats him on the back]: there there, i will teach you my ways shinso: i love you

[stun-gunning]

[sweet-honey-tears]

⦿ Home/Lock Screen ⦿

What the BHNA boys lock/Home Screen look like?

Characters: Kiribaku, ShinKami, Dabi x GN!Reader

Hi everyone, back again! This concept wasnt requested but I got asked about a certain character combination -so yeah! I hope you like it( I won’t say who you are but I hope you enjoy it!😊) each character has a different Lock Screen/Home screen! I hope you enjoy! And as always, request are always welcomed! Bye~🤍

Kirishima + Bakugou

» Lock Screen «

Bakugou’s Lock Screen is back from UA. It's a picture of you sitting at your desk. You're tipping over in your chair. One of your hands in the air and the other trying to grab onto the desk. You have a leg leaving the chair like you're kicking a soccer ball. The other leg is trying to touch the ground again. You have this look of pure panic on your face. And in the corner, you can see the quick moment(a blurry flash) of Bakugou running over to help you. He looks almost angry like he’s about to yell ‘dumbass!’. Denki took the picture, trying to catch a photo of Kirishima with his concentration face on. But instead, it’s a picture of Kirishima, mi-yell, and a large arm reaching over his desk to try and stop you from tipping over. His eyes are wide.Katsuki smiles every time he sees it, it’s just so stupid and funny. It reminds him of both of you.

» Home Screen «

Bakugou’s Home Screen is a more recent photo. It’s of you and Kirishima. You have Bakugou's old skull shirt on, the faded material hanging off you. You lay against Kirishima's side, your head resting on his shoulder. Kiri’s arm is slung around you, his head slightly tilted back. You’re both fast asleep. And Bakugou is pretty sure he can see drool on Kirishima's chin. There’s a half eaten bowl of popcorn sandwiches between you two. And an All Might blanket covering you and Kirishima's lap. Balugou keeps it as his home screen because it’s more personal to him. Something he feels is sentimental- something he doesn’t want his fans to see by accident.

» Lock Screen «

Kirishima's Lock Screen is a picture of you and Bakougu cooking. You’re both standing side by side at the stove wearing aprons as you work. Yet Bakugou’s hand is in your back pocket, his thumb hanging out in case he needs his other hand. The photo only shows the back of your heads as the both of you do something so… domestic. But at that moment, you both kept shoving each other, talking about the latest villain. Trying to compete with each other on who could cut the most carrots.

» Home Screen «

Kirishima's Home Screen and pictures of you, himself, and Bakugou at a waterpark. Your body is sandwiched between theirs. Kirishima has one large arm wrapped around your waist and Bakugou has one wrapped around your shoulders. His fingers grazed Kirishima's broad shoulders. You have your hands resting on their lower backs. Both you and Kirishima are smiling, and Bakugou is grinning. His dimples showing up.

🔥 Dabi 🔥

» Lock Screen «

Toya’s Lock Screen is of you eating an Oreo. It was right after a rather shitty mission and you're just sitting at the bar, eating Oreos. You still have soot on your face, and small scratches, but here you are- at the bar eating cookies. You have it cracked in half, so one side is a cookie and the filling and the other is just a cookie. Your front teeth are sunk into the cream, and there are clear drag marks from you scooping the filling out with your teeth like a shovel. The best part of the photo is you’re flipping off the camera. You look angry and Dabi finds the scene fucking hilarious and adorable. Like a toddler, just eating cookies angrily. You're giving Dabi the worst side-eye he’s ever seen.

“You want some milk too”

“Shut up”

» Home Screen «

If you’re wondering, his Home Screen is a very old photo of his siblings he found in the paper. It’s personal. Hidden. You understand.

⚡️Denki + Shinso 💤

» Lock Screen «

Denki’s Lock Screen is little Eri dressed up as a pikachu. Yes, he has pretty much claimed her as his little sister.

» Home Screen «

Denki’s Home Screen is of You, Shinso, and himself at the last concert you went to. You’re on Shinso’s shoulders, an arm in the air yelling along with the lyrics. You have one of Denki’s chokers on and eyeliner that he drew on you. Your ripped band t-shirt is pulled upwards at your movement.

Shinso has a black band shirt on with his long-sleeve white and dark purple striped shirt underneath. It hugs his arms tight, leading to the loose second layer. His ringed fingers rest on your legs, ensuring you stay upright and safe. He has, his snake bites in ( he usually takes out due to work) and his black stud and off screen your hand is cupping his face right behind his ear. He’s smiling at the camera, while you're completely oblivious.

Denki’s holding his phone to catch the two of you and a section of himself. His lighting bolt and chain piercings are on full display to the camera. He’s smiling brightly, a little tipsy but extremely happy.

» Lock Screen «

Shinso Home Screen and Lock Screen is one picture split up. His Lock Screen is of you and Eri. Eri sitting crisscrossed in front of you as you do her hair. Twisting the blue-gray strands into a space bun. A brush, bobby pins, and red hair clips lay next to you. The both of you are laughing and looking off into the distance. Where in the cover of the screen, two hands are reaching out. The fingernails were painted vibrant pink. There are plastic rings on them, some from Eri’s old toy chest. One is a huge fake diamond and the other is a cheaply painted plastic cat face.

» Home Screen «

Shinso’s Home Screen is the rest of the photo. Denki is laying on his stomach, his sweet smile peeking out from over his shoulders. He’s wearing one of Eri's cat headbands, causing his golden hair to spike in all different directions. He has a temporary tattoo on his cheek, a yellow lightning bolt that Eri picked out for him. Shinso had one too. A black back on the top of his hand. One of the best parts about it is that it’s a Live Photo. When Shinso presses down on the Lock Screen, your shoulders move as you laugh and Eris' confused face breaks out a larder smile. Her hands clasped as her eyes close in laughter. The hands on the corner of the screen move as if showing off the rings on them.

When Shinso presses down on the Denki portion of the picture, Denki's mouth moves. The audio is of Denki speaking in a very sassy female voice. ‘How ya doing?’

[call-me-chips]

Kind of funny, shinkami is the ship I absolutely cannot stand for no discernible reason! Shindeku does the “moody + sunshine” better for Shinsou (plus the whole thing they have with Shinsou’s issue with powerful quirks and Midoriya’s Quirkless history) and Kamijirou does it better for Kaminari. (All of that is just my opinion though of course.)

I don’t usually ship Kaminari, but I love it when he is unlikely friends with Todoroki. It’s a “if I had a nickel for every time I read a fic where Kaminari and Todoroki were best friends I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but I WISH it happened more than twice” situation.

Honestly, I don’t really ship any of the bakusquad very often, but I love their friendships.

Yeah, it really sucks that we don't get more episodes for friendship development

GIMME A BEACH EPISODE

Lol

Also, that reminds me of something I found a while ago on a compatibility site:

I don't ship them, but still twas an interesting find

[sunflowernoodles]

SUNFLOWERNOODLES’ BLOG

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Welcome to my blog! You may call me Noodles! I write tickle fics for mostly MHA, but I want to write for other fandoms. (Ex. Heartstopper, criminal minds, and others).

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Request Info

Currently writing for:

-My Hero Academia

-Criminal minds

-Heartstopper

-The Dragon Prince

I will not write:

-Anything Illegal: incest, underage ships, etc

-Severe angst

-severe gore or injury

Characters I will not write for (Just MHA)

-Pro heroes outside of Aizawa and Mic

-Mineta

-1B students

-Eri

-Romantic Bakudeku (I will write for pretty much any ship, even rare pares and polly ships)

Fic Requests: open

Headcannon Requests: open

Art Requests: closed

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Masterlist

BNHA

Sibling Bonding (Todoroki siblings)

Study Night (Todoroki; Sero, Iida, Kirishima, Denki)

Sore Winner (ShinKami)

Hold Still (Todoroki; Mina)

Cuddles (SeroRoki)

Nerves (TodoBakuSero)

Window Seat (TodoBaku)

Attention (TodoBaku)

Birthday Party (Todoroki; Kirishima, Denki)

Rough Day (BakuSero)

Smile (Todoroki; Uraraka, Deku)

Ghost Stories (TodoBakuSero)

Movie Night (TodoDeku)

Be My Valentine? (SeroRoki)

Arms Up (Todoroki siblings)

Sleepy (SeroRoki)

A Little Argument (BakuSero)

Wake Up Call (Shinsou; Aizawa)

Detention Pt. 1 (Bakugou; Shinsou)

Here to Help (KiriBaku)

A Little Cheering Up (Todoroki; Dekusquad)

Afternoon Workout (TodoKami)

It’s Just a Kiss (SeroRoki)

Glasses Thief (SeroIida)

Touch Starved (Todoroki; Iida)

Back Pain (TodoDeku)

Detention Pt. 2 (Shinsou; Bakugou)

Not Funny (KiriBaku)

Fluffy (SeroRoki)

Day At the Library (SeroRoki)

Stranger Things

First Snow (Steddie)