chairwiththreelegs
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A beautiful place where we post literally anything that comes to mind. Fun Fact: there are two of us, one is she/her, pan, who draws. the other is nonbinary (they/them), Bisexual, and their account on ao3 is Helloitssogoodtomeetyou, passionate shinbaku shipper, if hell is real that's where we’re going, if found please return to @twinkletwinklebitchboy
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chairwiththreelegs · 1 hour ago
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chairwiththreelegs · 24 hours ago
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chairwiththreelegs · 24 hours ago
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not to be anti-religious but i do wonder if teaching children that they are innately flawed and sinful is, perhaps, not a healthy worldvi
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chairwiththreelegs · 9 days ago
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i went to the met today
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chairwiththreelegs · 9 days ago
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This woman was arrested for WORDS.
We should rally for her as much as the guy who actually shot someone. Push back.
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chairwiththreelegs · 9 days ago
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Me crawling in to bed at 6pm knowing full well I’m not waking up until sunrise: nappy nappy
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chairwiththreelegs · 12 days ago
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I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3
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chairwiththreelegs · 16 days ago
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hey can you do me a favor and start that project that you wanted to work on please I am begging you to do the first step
literally only the first step
you only have to do the first step
PLEASE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU SO MUCH
like if it's an art project open your art software or gather materials
If it requires reaching out to someone just send that email or whatever
If it's writing please make an outline
etc etc you know what the project is please start it please PLEASE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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chairwiththreelegs · 19 days ago
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chairwiththreelegs · 19 days ago
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I don’t know how many boys follow me, but I gotta bet there’s some. I just wanna tell y’all to be careful.
Abusive girls exist and what they’re doing is seen as like “badass tough don’t take no shit” but your girl should not hit you. Ever.
She should not demand for you to hand over your phone to look through.
She should not yell at you and humiliate you either alone or in front of people.
She shouldn’t make you distance yourself from your friends or family.
She shouldn’t scratch you or twist your arms.
She should not call you names.
She shouldn’t tell you ‘she’ll kill herself if you break up’
These are just a few examples of abuse and it’s just seen as okay when girls do it and god knows I’ve fallen victim to it a few times, but you shouldn’t have to.
Never worry about not being in a relationship. If they’re worth it, they won’t hurt you.
No one has the right to hurt you.
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chairwiththreelegs · 20 days ago
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Writers be like: *makes my characters as sims for funnies and now I’m so immersed in trying to get all the relationships true to canon, and WHY ARE THE OUTFIT OPTIONS SO STUPID, that is not what he looks like, her hair is one shade two dark, STOP FLIRTING WITH HIM YOU’RE A LESBIAN, hahahaha they’re so in love hehehe, and OH MY GOD stop sleeping and GO TO WORK*
Writers: Wait, I was writing a book
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chairwiththreelegs · 23 days ago
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I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.
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chairwiththreelegs · 23 days ago
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i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did
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chairwiththreelegs · 23 days ago
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Everyone told me testosterone would make me angrier. My family has a habit of attributing any anger I feel these days to the testosterone. I didn't feel any angrier, but my mother would still tell me that no, I am angrier now, and testosterone did make me angrier and *she* could tell.
A week or two ago, I got my proof to the contrary. I'd been having a difficult day, woke up late, and had to rush out the door, ran into minor inconvenience after minor inconvenience, and then the straw broke the camel's back.
I wrote out the kind of angry vindictive seething text message I used to write constantly. I didn't send it, of course, I copied it out and pasted it in the folder of my notes where I put all my rage venting.
And then I thought.
Huh, it's been a little while since I did that. And I checked the time and dates on my previous notes. The last one was a few days before I started testosterone.
And scrolling back, I noticed that they were *constant* at least one a week for *years* I used to get so angry that I would get the serious urge to say cruel hurtful things to or about people I cared about on a near-daily basis. I didn't realize how big of a problem it was until all of a sudden I hadn't gotten that angry in Eleven Months. Nearly a YEAR.
And then I realized in my rush to get out the door in the morning, I hadn't taken my T shot. My testosterone was the lowest it's been since August.
All of a sudden, I had demonstrable proof that testosterone really did make me less angry. That all that "you may not think you're any angrier but you are" was bullshit.
I feel like I should be angrier about this than I am. I know how angry I used to get. About everything. I just felt it again for the first time in a while. For once, it would feel justified to be that angry. But I'm not. I'm not mad. I'm just... disappointed, I guess.
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chairwiththreelegs · 23 days ago
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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️
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chairwiththreelegs · 23 days ago
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Reblog if you say "Y'all"
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chairwiththreelegs · 23 days ago
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