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wolfjackle-creates Ā· 3 months ago
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Hi!! I haven't been on Tumblr for a while but I used to read a fic you made out of a prompt (?) Someone else made about Danny who freaked out when he realized the Waynes are the Bats and accidentally shot Bruce(?) And if I'm not mistaken you made a part 2 of it (idr remember if it was a wip or finished) but do you have a masterlist so I can re-read it :D? So sorry if I sound weird (Ā“āŒ’ļ½€;)
It is absolutely never weird to ask an author about their works!!!! Thanks so much for sending this in.
It's been ages since I've worked on this one, but it's definitely on my short list to get back to. Especially since I'm pretty close to having it finished?
Here's chapter 1 on AO3. And the Subscription Post.
Chapter 2 is limited to Tumblr right now, only two parts currently. Part 1 can be found here.
Currently it's called Want to Hold on and Feel I Belong. However, when I do start updating on AO3 again, I plan to change the name. (I'm just waiting so people who have subscribed are more likely to remember what they're getting an email about.) Mostly I refer to it as my Bad Reveal AU. Though I get that's not a great working name as that's usually reserved for the Fenton parents reacting badly rather than Danny reacting badly.
Also, as a thanks for reminding me that it's been a while since I've posted anything about this fic (or, well, in general), have the next bit!
Here's a random 1.5k.
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Having a potential lead so close meant the hours until Jā€™onnā€™s arrival were spent in prep mode.
Every uniform had to be checked for the slightest damage and upgrades done where possible. Supplies and go-bags were organized so they could leave the moment they had a lead. Fuel levels in every vehicle were checked and topped off where necessary.
And finally, the zeta tube activated and Jā€™onn stepped out. ā€œGood day to all of you. I heard my assistance was needed?ā€
Bruce went to greet him. ā€œJā€™onn. Dannyā€™s room is upstairs. Did Clark explain the situation?ā€
ā€œYes. He said that your newest ward has density shifting powers and left things behind in his walls and floor before running away a few days ago.ā€
Bruce nodded sharply. ā€œFollow me. Clark will show you where the items are hidden so you can retrieve them.ā€
Dick happily zipped up what felt like the hundredth bag heā€™d had to pack and joined them. ā€œHey, Jā€™onn. Welcome. How have you been?ā€
ā€œGreetings, Dick. It has been a long time since our last meeting. I have been well. I want to wish you luck in finding your brother swiftly and easily.ā€
Dick nodded his thanks. ā€œSame. Weā€™re really hoping he left behind something to help because we havenā€™t had much luck so far.ā€ Dick pulled out his phone and notified the family of Jā€™onnā€™s arrival and requested they meet in Dannyā€™s room.
On the way, Bruce and Dick filled Jā€™onn in on the situation. At the implication of government experimentation, he face went hard and he vowed he would help them however he could.
Clark, Jason, and Alfred were already there when the group arrived and the rest werenā€™t far behind. With everyone present, the room felt crowded.
ā€œWhere should I start?ā€ Jā€™onn asked Clark.
ā€œBehind the NASA poster. I think thatā€™s where he keeps the weapons. One of them is an object that looks like it might be the same as, or at least similar to, the weapon that shot Bruce.ā€
Under Clarkā€™s direction, Jā€™onn removed not just two more energy guns, but also a glowing-green net, a boomerang, a tube of lipstick, what looked like a weird, high-tech thermos, and a wooden baseball bat with a sticker that said ā€œFentonā€ on it.
Dick couldnā€™t help but whistle at the pile. ā€œDamn, he was packing all this?ā€
ā€œApparently,ā€ said Damian. But Dick could tell his youngest brother was impressed and mentally reassessing his beliefs of Danny. ā€œPerhaps he is not as helpless as I previously believed.ā€
ā€œWhyā€™s he got lipstick?ā€ asked Steph as she picked up the tube.
ā€œDonā€™t!ā€ ordered Bruce even as she opened it and released a laser beam that left a small scorch mark on the ceiling.
She stared in shock before laughing. ā€œOh, damn! When he comes back, Iā€™m so asking if he could get me one of these. Thatā€™s so cool!ā€
ā€œCan I see that?ā€ asked Barbara.
ā€œWait until weā€™re in the cave,ā€ said Bruce with a sigh. Both women grinned at him.
Dick reached down and grabbed the net. Despite the color, it seemed normal enough, maybe a little smoother than most rope heā€™d handled. He pulled out a pocket knife and was able to slice through one of the ropes easily enough. Jason came over to look at it with him.
ā€œAnything weird about it?ā€ he asked as he reached out to touch it. ā€œHuh, thatā€™s odd.ā€
ā€œWhatā€™s odd about it? Seems pretty normal to me.ā€
ā€œIt justā€¦ It feels weird. It almost hurts to touch.ā€ When Dick looked at him sharply, Jason quickly added, ā€œIt doesnā€™t hurt, but it feels like it should. If that makes sense.ā€
ā€œFeels normal to me.ā€ Dick showed him the break heā€™d made.
Jason shrugged. ā€œDunno, then. I just get a weird feeling from it.ā€
Damian picked up the energy gun, Tim the thermos, and Duke the boomerang when Alfred cleared his throat.
ā€œBefore we get distracted, might I remind you that there is more to find? We can bring everything down to the cave to examine them with no more damage to Master Dannyā€™s room.ā€
Everyone sheepishly put down the things they were holding. Dick bit back a laugh when he noticed Clark push the baseball bat away from himself with his foot.
ā€œSo, Jā€™onn,ā€ Clark said. ā€œI think the next area of interest is behind this poster.ā€ He gestured at a poster of the horsehead nebula. Dick had helped Danny find it and hang it up and the kid had talked about nebulae for over an hour as they did. The memory caused his eyes to burn.
From this stash, Jā€™onn pulled some notebooks and two external hard drives, which Barbara took. Dick and Bruce both grabbed a notebook. Dick opened his to the first page.
Journaling is such a stupid idea. I donā€™t have any time for it but Jazz says I need to get my feelings out. Pointless. So what if I canā€™t sleep and Skulker attacked me again today during English getting me another detention. Its not my fault! Shit, havenā€™t done that essay for Lancer. If I miss any more assignments heā€™s gonna fail me for real.
Everyone knew Danny had been failing before heā€™d been brought to them, but heā€™d refused to discuss why. Once he was in school in Gotham, heā€™d gotten straight Aā€™s. Even if he did ask for the occasional help in English from Jason.
But this raised so many questions. Who was Skulker and why were they attacking Dickā€™s little brother during English class. He flipped through the pages. Interspersed between journal entries were drawings of schematics. Dick thought he recognized some of the designs as the weapons theyā€™d uncovered.
His eyes caught on an entry that started with a string of curses.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. My parents saw Dani today. In ghost form. They actually managed to hit her. Only her second visit and I couldnā€™t keep her safe. Some big brother dad cousin whatever I am. I did get her to the Far Frozen. Frostbite fixed her up. Taught me what to do if it happens again, too. And gave me the medicines and supplies to do it. Iā€™m so glad I have friends in the Zone now. It makes it so much easier. I canā€™t get the image of Daniā€™s blood staining my hands out of my mind. Going to Tuckā€™s tonight. I canā€™t be around my parents right now.
Stomach dropping, he flipped a few more pages until he found one with a photo. It was a grinning Danny with white hair and wearing a jumpsuit standing on a curved balcony. Behind him, spire buildings rose into the air, many rounded in a way not often found on Earth.
Clockwork took me to Mars today! Holy shit it is so cool. Just, everything. We went back to when they were thriving and I had to stop an invasion. But thatā€™s not important. Everyone here can go intangible despite being alive. Some of their buildings donā€™t even have doors because theyā€™d be pointless! And the plants and animals are all so different, too. Clockwork helped me find some books on Martian history and biology and evolution. Heā€™s also gonna show me where the Martians exist in the Zone so I can learn their language. Maybe one day I can go to Krypton or Tamaran as well?
Dick stared back at the picture. It did have that distinctive feel of wrong that extraterrestrial landscapes always had. He swallowed. ā€œUh, Jā€™onn?ā€
ā€œYes, Dick?ā€
ā€œUm, Danny. This is his journal. He said he went to Mars. Beforeā€¦ Just, before. Heā€™s got a picture. Is this real?ā€ He handed the photo to Jā€™onn who hesitated a moment before taking it.
Jā€™onn froze as he stared at the simple image. ā€œIā€¦ Yes. This is my home. Howā€¦?ā€
Dick shrugged and wished he had an answer for the last of the Martians. ā€œSomeone called Clockwork brought him there apparently. To stop some sort of invasion? He didnā€™t discuss that much. He was too interested in the planet and people to talk about what he did. He was hoping to visit Krypton and Tamaran, too. Also said something about Martians existing somewhere he called the Zone. He wanted to meet them to learn the language.ā€
The look on Jā€™onnā€™s face at the mention of other Martians existing somewhere was heartbreaking. Maybe Dick shouldnā€™t have said anything? When Danny came home, would he maybe want to talk to Jā€™onn about Mars?
With clear reluctance, Jā€™onn handed the picture back. ā€œThis is your brother in the photo?ā€
ā€œYeah. I mean, Danny usually has black hair and blue eyes, but thatā€™s him. Do you recognize him?ā€
Jā€™onn nodded. ā€œOf course. He is the Omen. His coming foretells death and destruction which he will then try to avert. I know what invasion he is speaking of, it is, was, taught in our history books. He saved all of Mars that day. We thought him a god.ā€
Dickā€™s mouth fell open. His little brother? A god?
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psychokatrixxxy Ā· 6 months ago
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Batfam AU
Damian was captured by some villain, and Dick just saved him.
Nightwing: Why didn't you send a distress signal? You could have gotten hurt. What if I didn't get here in time?
Robin: tt, stop your incessant nagging, Grayson. I can handle myself. Besides, I did send out a distress signal.
Nightwing: Really, cause I didn't get it, and neither did B.
Robin, realizing something: Ah, I believe I may have alerted someone else of my capture then...
Nightwing: who-
He's cut off as a red figure barrels through the window, shattering it.
Red Hood, guns cocked as he looks around the room: Who the fuck do I need to kill?
Robin, deadpan: Impeccable timing as always, Akhi.
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charlietheepicwriter7 Ā· 9 months ago
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De-Aged Danny, gesturing to a dazed Bruce inside Wayne Manor: And this is Bruce! Otherwise known as the Himbo! Reporters: Hmm, yes, interesting... Bruce: What the- Danny: I'm not sure what that word means. I heard it from Dick, but no one will give me my answer, not even Jason, who is easily bribed. Bruce: Why are there reporters in my house!? Danny, innocent and childlike: They asked to come inside, Bruce! They seemed like really nice people, so I thought it'd be polite to give them a tour. Bruce, filled with infinite patience: I really wish you had asked me before you did that, chum. Danny: But why? We don't have anything to hide... do we, Bruce?
Or, in order to rise to the Ghost Throne, Danny has to complete a series of trials to prove he is capable of ruling (or any other reason, Danny just needs to do trials to prove himself).
The last trial, issued by Clockwork, is thus: discover the Wayne Family secret in two weeks without the use of any of his powers.
He has one shapeshift to pick a form that could endere him to the Waynes, but only one before he starts and he has to get close to the family by his own wits. Danny, after studying the family and reading of one sentence summary of each Wayne, picks the body of a six-year-old little boy that looked like a child Jason Todd.
Bruce: That child is up to something. Dick, third favorite: I don't know, Bruce; he acts like a normal kid. Jason, #1 favorite: I doubt the old man's ever met a normal kid. Tim, least favorite: Bruce is right, but can you please not talk like the villains from Chicken Run.
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adhahyperfocusingonsomething Ā· 8 months ago
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When on flights/long car rides, Damian would be doing something, but with it being dark and quiet he always ends up passing out. Jason would let Damian sleep on his shoulder, and Dick would give him a blanket. Dick always brings a blanket.
Damian would fight with them about it at first. ā€œI am not tired, Todd, and I definitely donā€™t need that blanket Richard.ā€ 20 minutes later, his eyes start to droop and he is out very quickly. Tim turns down his reading light, not wanting to wake up Damian.
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umbrellacam Ā· 7 months ago
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Tales of the Teen Titans #53 - Dick and Kory vs. Donna and Terry; very cute doubles match inside Titans Tower
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Batman (Vol. 1) #468 - Tim practicing against a ball machine at Wayne Manor. Bizarrely, he's shown playing both left- and right-handed in different panels (but primarily left). Artist mistake Ambidextrous Tim evidence?!
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insonniacaotica Ā· 25 days ago
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Normal Person: *sees Death Note* I like this anime, I will recommend it to a friend
Tim Drake: This anime is genius. I will recreate the exploding drawer to hide my secret files
Bruce: I feel like I should be concerned but I'm just glad you decided to recreate the drawer and not the diary.
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buff-muffin Ā· 8 months ago
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List of Doflamgingo and Corazon headcanons cause doomed siblings
1. Both brothers have extremely expressive eyes, they got them from their father. You can always tell what their thinking by looking at their eyes. Dofi was aware of this from a young age realising he could never tell what his brother was thinking because his hair covered his eyes. So he started wearing sunglasses. This kept him from being readable and stuck with him all the way to adulthood. This however also impacted Rosi as the entire time he works under Dofi he wears glasses to not let his intentions be read and thoughts understood, but the second hes with Law alone after finding out hes a D he took them off and let himself be readable for Law if it made the boy feel safe.
2. Doflamingo was always rather strong for a child and that came from helping his younger brother out. There were countless times where Rosi wanted to hold his hand yet when he tripped he would drag Dofi down with him. So he got strong enough to be able to pull his brother back up and not be taken down with him
3. Rosi was super clingy when he was small. Before and after they suffered on the streets, physical touch was such a love language for him, Dofi while never fully comfortable with it, was always sure to hold himā€¦ Now Corazon hardly even leans on him. It makes an old wound of Dofiā€™s ache
4. When Corazon first reunited with Dofi and he had time to process the fact his brother had gone MUTE after what happened years ago. Dofi wasnt sure what to think. While he felt no guilt for what he did and put his brother through a part of him feels almost pity, thinking his crybaby of a brother managed to scavenge around on the streets and survive without uttering a word. He felt pity, maybe remorse yet pride. That his bumbling younger brother had grown strong
5. One thing Dofi found odd about Cora was why he didnt use sign language despite being mute. When asked Cora explained that he never found a reason to bother learning. After all its not like people are going to go out of their way to learn sign for a random hungry kid on the streets. Dofi made sure all the family knew basic and needed signs so his brother could communicate needs quicker. Things like ā€˜helpā€™ ā€˜thank youā€™ and names.
6. The sign Dofi used to symbolise corazon wa s a fist over the heart that he would clench twice to mimic a heart beat. It always gave a twicted idea of squeezing a heart. Law on the other hand would knock on his chest slightly to the left as if to knock on his own heart, this was because on minion island it was getting hard for him to clench his fists and found that sign far easier. Cora loved it.
7. As much as Coraā€™s muteness made things more complicated. There was a power aspect of it that Doflamingo enjoyed. There was something about the fact he knew that that no matter how bad shit would get Cora wouldnt speak and he would not tell anyone of their life before hand made him feel powerful, in control. Cora could be kept on a close tight leash and that, in the end was the biggest reason he doubted Corazon to be the traitor. He truly though if his brother could not speak there was no way he could help the marines. Though the longer he was there and the realisation of his capability and strength slowly made him doubt that logic. Until he left and the marines stopped.
8. When they were children, Dofi was still a rather stuck up and serious kid, always waiting for the day he was an adult and could take charge. Rosi however was the only one who could make him laugh. It was this dark spell his brother always had in his back pocket. The faces he pulled, the little shows he put on all of it made Dofi laugh. Rosi pulled out all those same tricks to make Law laugh
9. It took Rosi a really long time to stop flinching at the sound of gun shots. While Sengoku was a reasonable parent and did not put Rosi though any kind of intense training until he was ready for it. Gunshots was one of the hardest things to help the boy overcome.
10. Rosi was always a quite kid. He was never particularly chatty or asked a lot of questions. Usually just making squeaks when he fell. But after what happened he was mute for a while with Sengoku. Afraid to speak up as his brother had found him weak for making noises crying. It took him a while and Sengoku was willing to work with him when he didnt speak, but Rosi found his voice and started speaking though still never often, When he ate the calm-calm fruit not much had changed in the talking regard
11. Rosi has used the calm bubble to scream and cry once in the privacy in his own room. Yes he knew what he signed up for as Doflamingoā€™s corazon. But that didnt mean his heart didnā€™t ache whenever he had to take lives or threatening innocence
12. Every time he had call check ins with Sengoku, Rosiā€™s voice would crack just a little, the lack of use taking its effect on his voice. Even Law heard it once or twice in the start of them travelling together.
13. Corazon originally had an identical feathered coat as Dofi, but between the fact it no longer made doflamingo look like the one on top, and Cora kept accidently burning the feathers. They switched him to black. Now no one can see the burn marks unless you really look
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saltedcherri Ā· 3 months ago
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Nonbinary Tim Drake FicLet
just something I had in my head and wanted to get out, but not long enough for Ao3
Tims Androgany
Tim stared at himself in the body length mirror. He looked good. Like a fancy boy. The tux was snug and showed off his muscular arms and hid his slim 'girlish' shoulders and waist. All in all it looked good. He looked masculine in it.
but... is that a good thing? Looking masculine. Is that really what he wants?
Tim had always been very androgynous. He's got a slim lean build. He works out and is very muscular but it doesn't show thanks to how compact he is. When he wears hoodies and baggy sweats it's hard to tell what his sex is. It doesn't help that his hair is cut in a way that is both masculine and feminine depending on how you style it.Ā 
And he likes it.Ā 
He likes when people look at him and can't tell what's in his pants.
This suit makes him look like a man.Ā 
Is that a good thing?
Tim opens the dressing room door to let Jason see how he looks in the suit. Tim looks good.
Tim doesnā€™t like it.
ā€œYou look like Bruce.ā€
Suddenly Tim has tears running down his cheeks.
Bruce is a man. Bruce is the definition of masculinity.
Tim doesnā€™t want to look like Bruce.
Tim doesnā€™t want to look like Bruce
Jason is panicking. Why is Tim crying? He looks good. He looks ready for the annual Wayne family charity bash.
Why is Tim crying?
Why does Tim look like Bruce?
ā€œTimbit?ā€
Jason is infront of him, blocking him from the growing crowd of on-lookers. Shoppers and employees alike staring at him as he sobs in the middle of the dressing room hallway.
ā€œI look like Bruce.ā€
His voice is squeaky. High and whiny. It doesnt sound like a manā€™s voice
Tim likes that.
Tim doesnt sound like a man.
He likes it.
ā€œI look like Bruce.ā€
He repeats it over and over and over and-
Jason is pulling him back into a changing room stall. Wiping the tears off his cheeks and shushing him like heā€™s a child throwing a tantrum.
Jason is calling Dick.
Dick is good at making Tim feel better.
Jason is not. Jason is panicking and shushing him like a child who is crying because Tim is 19 and crying in the middle of the fucking Macyā€™s changing room.
The men's changing room.
Tim isn't a man.
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justwannabecat Ā· 8 months ago
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Broke: Dick becoming a police officer to try and bring a positive change from the inside
Woke: Dick becoming a police officer because it gives Bruce an aneurysm thinking about how easily people could tie that to Nightwing
Bespoke: Dick becoming a police officer because, on the off chance he ever happens to meet the Joker in uniform, nobody will bat an eye when he kills him
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maybe-in-another-universe Ā· 6 months ago
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give me a bruce that not only grieves for his lost (and recently found) son but also for his well and living sons who he has irrevocably broken any semblance of a normal father/son relationship with. give me a bruce that struggles with his relationship with dick, son or soldier? his greatest achievement or greatest failure? give me a bruce struggling with the image of the much younger jason he knew vs the jason before him now. give a bruce who struggles with tim and what he is to him? is he his son or is he just a kid he took on and what if that answer is different than when they first met? how to repair that? give me a bruce who struggles to be a father to damian knowing that he failed the three boys who came before him? just give me a bruce wayne that struggles and maybe doesnā€™t make the right decisions but tries nonetheless.
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erzthewitchblackwood Ā· 1 year ago
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Guys! Do you remember the Robins WIP? Well, the illustration complementary to the stickers it is finished!!!
It might look a little bit OoC because Jaybird is cuddling Batsā€¦but what is cannon anyway? This version of the batfam has been to therapy. Thou, there is something that I am very pleased with at the cannon is the improvement on the Robins relationship, specially between Damian, Jayson and Tim. It is so beautiful seeing them support each other, or hug -even if then Dams procedes to electrocute Jason-.
Jason has grown so much too. From trying to kill Tim to be an active member of the family that cares and worries for his siblings ( Q ^Q), or even Bruceā€¦. And after Alfieā€¦Iā€™m sorry, I just enjoy this boys stories so much.
You will be able to find the stickers in my Etsy shop! As soon as I have it finished. I am also working on stickers of the batbros insignias as solo vigilantes, those will also be at the Etsy shop.
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logicaldelta Ā· 3 days ago
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Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Wally West Characters: Tim Drake (DCU), Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Alfred Pennyworth, Wally West Additional Tags: Tim Drake Needs a Hug (DCU), Trans Tim Drake (DCU), Trans Male Tim Drake, Dick Grayson is Nightwing, Good Sibling Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Trans Wally West, Trans Male Character, Dick Grayson & Wally West Friendship, Minor Dick Grayson/Wally West, Tim Drake-centric (DCU), Young Tim Drake Summary:
Tim Drake had grown up with parents that liked to act like good people, but when he'd tried to come out to them, they'd rejected and shunned him. Hurt by their reactions, he doesn't know what to expect when he begins working with Batman as Robin - a mantle previously held by the two cis male children of Bruce Wayne - but it certainly isn't this
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moonilit Ā· 1 month ago
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I just wanna say, as of now, i believe the one bat family member who have the worst fashion taste is not Dick Grayson (though he is not on top) but Tim Drake.
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dragonpyre Ā· 6 months ago
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FASCINATED by your time travel au!! Jason Todd, Dick's (unintentional) child?? The double betrayal (the pregnancy! The warehouse!)!
Oh, the paiiiiiiiiiiin the sweet delicious pain (and sweet feelings potential) šŸ’™šŸ’™šŸ’™
I have. So many ideas for it. Literally obsessed with it currently. The poor discord is constantly bombarded with my ramblings šŸ˜…
I just love heavy fucked up themes, okay?
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cassandracain52 Ā· 5 months ago
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My BatFamily cooking headcanons
Good Cooks:
Alfred: is the only reason half of them eat anything at all. He is s a great cook but doesnā€™t tend to use much spices. Canā€™t make waffles to save his life but it is his only flaw
Jason: Genuinely enjoys cooking and is very good at it. Can make just about anything if given the recipe. Will often purposefully cook way too much food and claim it wasn't intentional. He then insists that everyone needs to have some because he refuses to "let it go to waste" so he doesn't have to admit he did something nice for them
Damian: First learned by occasionally helping Alfred in the kitchen. He initially didn't want to admit he liked it because he was taught it was "beneath him". His family eventually convinced him that cooking was a life skill and something everyone should know how to do and that he was allowed to enjoy it. Now he cooks whenever he can and likes experimenting with lots of different spices, occasionally to his family's dread
Decent Cooks:
Dick: He can't cook anything overly complicated but so long as he has the recipe he can usually get pretty close. Doesn't particularly enjoy cooking but he does like cooking with others. Though he usually ends up making something boxed or cereal anyways
Duke: Similarly to Dick he doesn't make anything too fancy but he's still decent in the kitchen. Doesn't cook very often but when he does he prefers to have the kitchen to himself so he has room to work
Barbara: Learned to cook out of necessity since her dad was often busy. Only cooks when there's no other option because she thinks it takes too much time. Usually will just order take out
I mean they probably won't burn the kitchen down:
Stephanie: Can cook waffles and pancakes and only those two things. Everything else either ends up burnt or raw. These are also the only things she is allowed to use the kitchen for and not without supervision
Tim: He is a rich kid who always either had someone that could cook for him or the money to buy something already made and it shows. It's lucky if he remembers to eat actual food instead of energy drinks and coffee let alone actually cook. Is banned from using the kitchen but will occasionally be allowed to stay provided he promises not to try and help
Cass: Was never taught how to cook due to her upbringing. Barbara did attempt to teach her the basics but it never really took. She usually just ends up making frozen food
Absolutely cannot ever be allowed in the kitchen:
Bruce: Has a lifelong ban. Should he attempt to so much as enter the kitchen call for Alfred immediately. He once managed to set fire to water when trying to make a child Dick Grayson Mac and Cheese and hasn't been let back in since. Anything he does manage to make is definitely not edible and probably poisonous. Do Not Eat It
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hood-ex Ā· 1 year ago
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I have seen you talking about Dick & Dami's relationship and Dick & Tim as well,but what are your takes on Dick and Jason actually?
Like how you wish their relationship should be portrayed today and where are them missing when it comes to making those two acting like siblings?
Do you think in the past their dynamic was better?
How Dick views Jason and how Jason views Dick?
This is difficult to answer because there are like 8 different stages to Dick and Jason's relationship with various dynamics. They also view each other a bit differently depending on which stage we're talking about.
The way I would like their relationship to be portrayed today isnā€™t necessarily possible thanks to Jasonā€™s integration into the family and acceptance of the no killing moral code. For me, their ideal dynamic is portrayed in Outsiders #44-46. And I know people are gonna find that regressive as hell but, tbh, that dynamic is far more interesting than the kinda awkward thing they have going on now.
Although, I don't mind that they acknowledge their brotherhood in a serious manner now. Like before they'd kinda be like, "Eh... I mean... we were adopted from the same guy but... brothers? Eh..." And now they're more firmly in the, "We're brothers," camp. So that development is interesting.
Character progression wise, it wouldn't feel right for for them to be super close in the way that, say, Dick and Tim are (unless we saw a lot of trust and relationship building between them), but at the same time, there is part of me that kind of wants them to have that older sibling bond (except Jason is closer in age to Tim than he is to Dick sooo actually let's just leave older sibling things to Dick and Cass... not that Cass is much older than Jason though so LOL this is why Dick has to lone the oldest sibling thing by himself... which is funny because Dick is technically no longer the oldest sibling, he's a baby brother now... except Dick and Melinda's relationship really hasn't progressed much sooo you could say they share blood but don't consider each other family yet, in which case, Dick is still the oldest... I mean, regardless, Dick is the oldest sibling of the Waynes... god why did they have to make all of this so difficult šŸ˜«).
#jason's like blerghhh dad always loved you best. but also hey we should work together bc you're a killer like me#and then jason's also like hey dick you were the most amazing thing i've ever seen and idk you're cool but i won't say that to you#and then he's also like hey dick i've got girl advice for you and i also need your opinion on my hair. oh now bane is trying to kill us#and then he's also like oh you got amnesia? i don't give a fuck about you and maybe i'll kill you#and he's also like oh you trust me? okay well... we're brothers and i'm gonna save you#and then dick's like oh hey kid call me if you need me. oh you died? i am literally devastated i'm so sorry#and he's also like wow you're very good at what you do but i don't trust you... okay but i trust the intel you're giving me sooo....#and then he's like why the fuck are you dressing like me and killing people?? quit doing stupid shit!!#and then he's like jason what the fuck are you doing--let me help you!!#and then he's like kinda indifferent to jason but jason is still Ugh this family is stupid why am i here#and then dick's like ofc i'm gonna come help you if you need me but also this is awkward af and things are weird between us so bye#except not bye because i'm staying here to help you and your team#and then dick's like i'm being controlled by joker so i'm gonna kill yoooou#and then he's like eh i trust you and i'm gonna help you bc we're brothers but you literally wrecked bruce's car you numbskull#and then he's like you're doing dumb shit and i have to take you down but oh thanks for not letting the train kill me#and then they're both like meh we're doing shit w the batfam even though neither of us should be here rn#and yeah that's how it goes. that's. literally it. writers cannot keep their relationship consistent in the long term#Dick Grayson#Jason Todd#relationship analysis#anon
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