#describe it better

[mysicklove]

i can’t stop thinking about telling megumi or yuuji to “show me how pretty you look when you cum” after edging them for hours. their whines and choked moans would be so cute :(

you’re so real mello. keep making men cry 2024!

yuuji whose head tilts back and his mouth hangs open as he finally gets to cum. who can’t even moan, instead the only thing left of him after all that time is scratched, broken breathes. his legs are open and they are shaking like crazy as ropes of cum slides down his lower abdomen

i will 💅💅💅💅💅

[malwarechips]

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[orcaking]

*in the fading light*

[ID: A digital illustration of a gay trans couple sharing an intimate moment , drawn in two panels. The top panel features the couple cropped close, just showing them kissing, with a transparent starburst around their mouths. The second larger panel is cropped from the shoulders to the thigh. One figure is in the center, sprawled back as their partner touches their stomach and kisses their shoulder. They are both shirtless with top surgery scars, and the center figure has boxers on. There is a third narrow panel on the left side, showing a simple skyscape of a orange star falling through clouds. The whole illustration is done in a restricted palette of soft warm green and teal, with pops of orange. /. End ID]

[stuckinapril]

[s-exy-sapphillean]

Hey perisex artist/writer! yes, you! No, your character's entire made up species being physically hermaphroditic does not make them intersex. There is no such thing as an "entirely intersex species". That is not how being intersex works. Being intersex means deviating from the "standard" sex categorization. If an entire species shares the same hermaphroditic characteristics they are not intersex, they just literally only have one hermaphroditic sex. Just because it doesnt fit human sex standards doesn't make it intersex, it's literally a different species.

Don't get me wrong, it's always great seeing people be creative with how sex classification of fantasy species deviates from human sex. But please don't call it intersex. It isn't.

Edit:

Actually just going to edit this into the original post in hopes it means more people see it cuz it's an important add on

[ ID: Post by @/status-quo-hater, which reads: "Adding on to this, if your fictional hermaphroditic species is sapient/people it's in incredibly poor taste to call them hermaphrodites or God forbid 'herms' even if it is an accurate term.

I would recommend using botany terms like monecious (as opposed to dioecious), gynandromorph, dualsex, bigenital, or the term I coined recently for this, gonosimulism (as opposed to gonochorism)". /End ID ]

And on another note please stop asking if in such a species it would be intersex to only have one type of genital. The answer is technically sure but you're rapidly approaching "what if being gay was the default and straight people were discriminated against" territory. If you unironically label a character who conforms to the human sex binary "intersex", no matter if their species is usually hermaphroditic, intersex people should be allowed to hunt you for sport

[voldheart]

*dies for the bugmillionth time* Hey girl

[stoopidstapler]

SO IVE BEEN GOIN INSANE SINCE THIS TRAILER DROPPED. JUST. SIMON. SIMON. SIMON.

[pokytoad]

photo of a REAL BILLBOARD that my best friend sent me on their daily commute, in case anyone needs money-laundering advice you know who to call

[benevolenterrancy]

Scholarly peak is catching up on recent literature

[prokopetz]

RPG with an EarthBound-style combat system where all attacks are both narrated textually in the status box and displayed as simple animations. Certain special attacks have narrative descriptions which differ conspicuously from their animations; this occurs in a way which initially could plausibly be ascribed to use of stock assets, but eventually becomes the key to a major plot point.

[monteruu]

classic beta kid outfit lineup (they are going to hang out at the mall)

[image id: digital illustration of the beta kids from homestuck. from left to right dave, jade, john, and rose stand facing the camera with different poses to show off their outfits. dave is wearing dark gray sweatshirt with a red shirt underneath and black track pants that are tucked in dirty white hi-tops. he also has gray headphones on and a black cross-body bag. jade is wearing a green tank top under a loose cropped beige sweater that was flowers on it and a long denim shirt. she has light green leg warmers over white shoes and has some colorful barrettes in her hair. john is wearing a blue cardigan over a green legend of zelda shirt with brown plaid pants and dark brown loafers. rose is wearing a black tank top under a gray button down that is tied up to look cropped. she has a short purple skirt with ripped pantyhose and black combat boots. she also has an orange headband. end image id.]

[myceliumelium]

Finrod, the man that you are.

[his-kiss-the-riot-starts]

web weave of processing heartbreak

[toytle]

“Sorry, were you saying something?”

[alt text ID, close-ups + ID below cut]

IMAGE 1: Lovecore-themed Halbarry fanart of Barry Allen daydreaming about Hal Jordan. Barry is in a dress shirt with heart buttons and rolled up sleeves underneath a heart-patterned argyle sweater vest. In his Flash ring-adorned left hand, he fidgets with a heart-themed pen. He rests his chin in the other hand, wearing a FitBit with a beating heart on its screen, as his blushing cheek is pressed up into his bright, distracted eyes and obscures an obvious smile. He looks distantly to the corner as a thought bubble floats above him, playing out a montage of his favorite Hal traits as follows: his freckles and budding graying hairs, his smile revealing a chipped tooth gap, and his tummy showcasing lovehandles and a happy trail as his shirt lifts up.

IMAGE 2: Lovecore-themed Halbarry fanart of Hal Jordan daydreaming about Barry Allen. Hal is in a dress shirt and pilot jacket, decorated in various heart patches. He’s also wearing heart stud earrings and heart dog tags. He sits back casually with one arm resting on his stomach and the other leaning back on a couch. He turns his head to the side into the palm of his hand, squishing his face and obscuring a slight smile, playing off his bashfulness for nonchalance. His eyes are half-lidded, looking away to the side, as a thought bubble floats above him, playing out a montage of his favorite Barry traits as follows: his strong yet slender hands fidgeting with his Flash ring, his beaming eyes glancing in Hal’s direction, and a running shot accentuating his ass and thighs in gym shorts.

IMAGES 3-8: Respective closeups of Barry and Hal’s faces, hands, and clothes/accessories.

[entguarde]

couldn’t get this vision out of my head so in the canvas it goes

[id: a digital sketch of Taako Taaco, Merle Highchurch, and Magnus Burnsides during the stolen century.

They are all holding each other by the shoulders in various stages of ugly crying, each with pink party gear. Taako has a party hat, Merle, most likely standing on a stool, has stuck two glow sticks in his beard, and Magnus has a splatter of party paint across his face and is holding a karaoke microphone.

Holding each other, they scream in unison: (caps) “gooodd, what have you done?! You’re a pink pony girlll!!” (end caps)

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