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For the last week I’ve been sketching some Very Important People. First round includes Anna Garcia as Princess Emily, Ify Nwadiwet as Denzel, Lisa Gilroy as Nana, Jacob Wysocki as Zonton, Kimia Behpoornia as Marionette, Josh Ruben as Kepl (and Dr. Milk), and Zac Oyama as Tommy Shriggly.
#drawing#sketch#digital art#fan art#funny#silly#zinnia journal#very important people#vip#vic michaelis#princess emily#anna garcia#denzel the alien#ify nwadiwe#Vic’s ex-step-grandmother#lisa gilroy#zonton de la doll#marionette conqui#jacob wysocki#kimia behpoornia#kepl and dr. milk#josh ruben#tommy shriggly#zac oyama#what is the meaning of life#improv#dropout
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I was given the task of wrestling a giant dog-shaped blob alien out of a room in Denzel Washington’s house and my family kept calling me at all the wrong times.
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watching Very Important People on Dropout and i like that there's like ten minutes of buildup on the Denzel episode just to do an alien version of "women be shopping"
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Denzel's got even more alien techniques to show Vic
Watch the full bonus footage episode now on Dropout
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☁️ Cloudlands AU ☁️
Fairly OddParents
A serious deep-dive into FOP's worldbuilding, with a focus on sewing seemingly conflicting canon together to create consistent lore. Heavy emphasis on non-human biology and complex magical cultures.
#ridwork guides
What Is Cloudlands AU?
An FOP series ft. detailed lore and character relationships. The goal is fanfics that expand on the show's canon without conflicting it if at all possible, even if that means wild explanations.
Why does Crocker's portal to Fairy World have a completely new design every time it appears? Who's that anti-fairy kid Jorgen claims H.P. and Anti-Cosmo raised together? What's up with the Sacred Silver Pencil Sharpener of Canada? And are you telling me Cosmo and Wanda were assigned as godparents to Erg 40,000 years before they were married, presumably while Wanda and Juandissimo were dating? What was that like? We talk about it all!
A carefully considered magic system does a lot of heavy lifting. ❤️
AO3 Series: 130 Station, Rainbow Train, and Other Arcs
FOP blog tag - #FAIRIES!
Tone
Mostly drama with fluff and angst mixed in.
Characters
Mainly Pixies (H.P. & Sanderson), Anti-Fairies (Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda, Foop), & the late modern kids (Poof, Goldie, Goldie's counterpart Anti-Marigold).
Cosmo, Wanda, Timmy, Chloe, and other humans (such as Denzel Crocker, Kevin Crocker, Gary, Betty, and Ed Leadly) also have arcs and messy backstories.
Ships
Canon-compliant, but expanded on. Ex:
- Anti-Cosmo married his childhood betrothed while Anti-Wanda was dating Anti-Juandissimo.
- H.P. and several OCs across his long life. Those romances go... great!
- Shout-out to Mark/Vicky, Poof/Goldie, Foop/Anti-Marigold, Foop/Anti-Coriander, Timmy/Molly & Chloe/Kevin (My beloveds...)
- Also worth mentioning that I treat Wanda/Juandissimo as a sincere and pleasant part of their backstories. They went their separate ways, but had a non-abusive dating life. They were friends :)
- Sanderson has a ton of will o' the wisp dating life issues, but we don't have time to unpack that right now.
Setting
Most works take place in the cloudlands, which include Fairy World, Anti-Fairy World, and Pixie World. Some works takes place in Dimmsdale. Rarely works take place elsewhere, such as alien planets or Unwish Island.
Is It For Me?
This AU is highly detailed. It clings to canon to the point of being ridiculous. It can be tough to get into due to long works and a heavy focus on less popular characters (such as Pixies), but there's a lot to read.
This AU focuses more on magical beings in the supporting cast than it does the main cast, but there are still notable pieces about the mains.
For a breakdown of detailed lore, see the Orange Train post
Major Themes
Growing up, making mistakes, pushing through hard times, recovery, revenge, forgiveness, growth, change, and letting go.
Plot Highlights
- Origin of the Pixies - A young H.P. contracts the real-world bacteria Wolbachia pipientis, which causes wasps to reproduce asexually. Now he's caring for an exponentially increasing amount of pixies he never wanted in the first place, on top of drama like his wife accusing him of cheating and him being kidnapped by Cupid's family because he's the holotype of a brand new species.
- Frayed Knots - Anti-Cosmo, raised in the anti-fairy baby ban era, experiments with Anti-Fairy biology in the hopes he'll discover a loophole to achieve his dream of being a father. In doing so, he finds a breakthrough that could possibly flip biology around so Anti-Fairies are the hosts and Fairies are their reflective counterparts bound to their whims... and he becomes obsessed with fathering a generation whose biology is exactly that.
- 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash - Happy Peppy Gary and Betty were raised as Pixie tools since they were 10. At age 18, Betty opts to wipe her magical memories, cut ties with Gary, and move to Brightburg. Gary, blindsided and desperate, throws himself down a trainwreck of bad decisions in an attempt to retrieve her memories from Fairy World. Everybody clap for him. (And other stories.)
- Come What May - Kevin Crocker spends the spring with an uncle and grandmother he's never met. Ghosts, the popular kids, an anti-fairy, and his uncle's talking cat make it their personal mission to bother him. It's a good thing he's dead inside.
Ongoing?
This long-term passion project began in March 2016. It is ongoing with intent to wrap up the existing projects in the next several years. Updates tend to come in bursts with breaks in between.
- Want AO3 emails? Subscribing to both the Rainbow Train & 130 Station series will cover everything in Cloudlands AU.
- Or, subscribe to specific plot arcs. Find the list HERE.
Warnings, notes, and explanations below so readers can learn more about this AU. Proceed with caution. Don't like? Don't read.
- There are abused children, neglectful adults, and non-human characters in fanfics for the show about abused children, neglectful adults, and non-human characters?? Scandalous. (Seriously though, this one's a doozy)
👀 Take a Peek
New here? You might like to start with these:
- "Mama's Boy" (G - 3000 words) - A back-and-forth comparison of Cosmo's upbringing against Anti-Cosmo's. Quick and easy read, and definitely a fan-favorite.
- "Make You Proud" (G - 4700 words) - Anti-Wanda is excited that she won a gold medal at the Fairy World Games. She tries to get Anti-Cosmo's attention while he's distracted with the event. Fluffy, silly character study.
- "Step Back" (G - 5600 words) - Foop gets overwhelmed at a party with his extended family. A brief glimpse into Anti-Fairy World and who Foop is shaping up to be as a person. Foop is my favorite to write character studies for and this is an oldie, but a goodie.
- "Solo" (T - 6000 words) - A young pixie answers phones as part of his coming of age trial. Things go awry when Gary and Betty call for help from Florida and the inexperienced pixie is at a loss about how to get them back to California. Takes place during the S4 episode "Baby Face." Huge personal favorite of mine; this is where plot really kicks off. Good introduction to the drama you can expect in a lot of my work.
- "Sentry" (G - 6000 words) - The start of a 3-part arc about Poof, Foop, and their pixie classmate (Finley) at boarding school before transitioning to spring break. The arc starts with Poof getting in trouble for fighting, then moves to Poof reflecting while on the bus, then moves to the three kids spending time with their grandparents.
- Very soft drama with some fluff; a good taste without getting overwhelmed. Also, this arc is more recent than the pieces above, which were posted in 2016. - Takes place at the end of 130 Prompts Arc 2, so it does contain very minor plot spoilers.
Start Reading
Recommended ways to get into the full AU
🌄 First Written - Baby, You're a Rich Man
H.P. and Sanderson got their hands on a baby clown. Now they just have to get him safely back to Pixie World when they've been deprived of magic and damaged their truck.
- Based on the Season 4 episode "School's Out! The Musical" - An introduction to magic basics, biology, and world lore through Sanderson's eyes. - Throws readers directly into the thick of things with Sanderson's meandering thoughts and extremely unhealthy fixation on H.P. and/or taking over as Head Pixie someday
🗑️ 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
The 130 Prompts project is a series of one-shots that explores my FOP character ideas and worldbuilding.
- "Excitement" (G - 7500 words) - The first piece written for my series 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash. It's about the Pixies traumatizing 10-year-old Gary and Betty at an amusement park so they'll cling to safety in the future. From here, you can read the 130 Prompts series in recommended order if you like.
If you're new to my worldbuilding, I recommend reading the prompts in the suggested order instead of chronological order. This way, you'll be given worldbuilding info in order instead of jumping to a piece where that info is assumed.
📅 Chronological Start - "First Things First"
A 10k-word piece (G-rated) about nature spirit OCs, featuring cameos of canon characters like Mother Nature, Father Time, and the Grim Reaper. This piece sets up lore for the Fairy zodiac, which plays a role in Frayed Knots especially.
- Each piece in the 130 Prompts series has Previous and Next links so you can either read in recommended order or you can follow the chronology from start to end. - Reading chronologically is not recommended unless you're already familiar with the worldbuilding - Full timeline chronology (Entire Cloudlands AU)
🗺️ Worldbuilding - So, You're Studying the Cloudlands...
A collection of worldbuilding and meta essays covering subjects like biology, culture, history, holidays, magic, maps, and a handbook on new godkid assignments.
You may also like my @riddledeep blog, where I first posted this meta. I'm currently moving things to the guide linked above. This way, the content is backed up and accessible to those who don't use Tumblr. Posts will remain on the blog.
📋 AU Notes & Warnings
Author writes villain encounters & villain backstories about complex non-human societies and does not inherently condone any viewpoints presented by characters or the societies they live in.
- This series focuses heavily on Pixies, Anti-Fairies, and cloudland or Fae culture. There is less focus on human godchildren or the main characters in the show (like Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda).
- This series is built so that many intricate storylines and worldbuilding elements weave together. There's no shame in skipping pieces you don't want to read, but you may miss plot or worldbuilding details important to the larger story. It can be intimidating to get into such a big project.
- This series does have fluff, but relies on drama. Content may be upsetting, and the order you read things may limit the chance for mental breaks.
- Lots of drama and complicated things going on. I recently changed the rating of my longfics to Not Rated & Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings due to the sheer variety of things, such as:
- Fantastic racism (Fairies, Anti-Fairies, Pixies, genies, and others disliking each other)
-> Show canon heavily implies these races have conflict. Jorgen faced no pushback for calling Norm a "filthy genie" on international TV. Jorgen and others refer to Pixies with rude terms such as "cone-headed freaks", etc.
- Social ladder/caste system (Cupid's ancestors organized fae in a list many generations ago to help Fairies find species with heat cycles that overlapped theirs, but the system has been corrupted into legal discrimination)
- Biologically assigned status (Male Fairies who eat a lot of jelly at a young age will develop into gynes: big, tough, freckled Fairies who fight with each other to defend their turf and drone companions. Think how H.P. and Big Daddy have unique body shapes compared to the other Fairies. They're gynes!)
- Some young bees are fed royal jelly so they develop into queens. The name for these "princesses" is gynes, so I yoinked that
- Most of the pixies are drones, apart from a few gynes. Vice President Longwood is due to succeed H.P. as Head Pixie someday, which Sanderson (a drone) absolutely despises.
- Fairies lick each other in greeting to spread pheromones, mirroring a hive of eusocial bees that gather near the queen to lick her
It's basically a non-sexual A/B/O dynamic, which was completely unintentional and I got a good laugh out of it when I realized what A/B/O was years ago. Convergent evolution...
- Mpreg - It's canon in the show that male Fairies give birth. I don't have anything to say about it; just that it's canon in my work too and treated with the same sincerity as everything else.
- Injury - Includes long-term injury, temporary injuries, and self-harm (Ex: Cutting your palm to stop using magic so you won't age). I don't consider this series bloody or gory. Fairies do have rainbow blood that's mentioned occasionally, but they're very elastic and heal quickly. The humans don't really have bloody moments.
- Character death - Most common when gynes fight to the death, but I've written other deaths as well, such as one where the Pixies caused a car crash on purpose because it benefited them.
-> Fairies are very resilient. Anti-Fairies regenerate if they're killed, as they can't die if their host counterpart (the Fairy) still lives. Death isn't overly common in my 'fics, but I'd feel weird warning for other things and not mentioning this one.
- Sexism (Anti-Fairy World tends to look down on women; Anti-Cosmo in particular tends to parrot the sexist beliefs he grew up with and gets annoyed at pushback)
-> Male bats often mate with many females (up to 30 sometimes). I built Anti-Fairy society around the idea that females outnumber males, but males see it as a sign that many women should be subservient to them because "it's nature." Anti-Cosmo is a product of his culture. Diversity loss! The villain has harmful views!
-> Anti-Fairies tend to be less racist and more sexist than Fairies while Fairies tend to be less sexist and more racist.
- Honey-lock - Anti-Fairies get flooded with hormones and magic 3 months after their counterparts mated. The pair are driven to locate each other, mate, and produce children in reflection of their counterparts.
-> what do you mean that's traumatizing? Dang, you guys live like this?
-> Anti-Cosmo's underlying goal in Frayed Knots is to beat the system so the next generation of Anti-Fairies will be born without the honey-lock's effects.
- Sociosexual Anti-Fairy culture - Anti-Fairies have a touch-based society themed around bonobos because I thought it would be interesting, particularly in a society where pregnancy is out of your control anyway (i.e. you can't accidentally get pregnant- It's in your counterparts' hands).
-> I do think "It feels good and we have few consequences, so why not?" is a reasonable direction for their culture
-> I'm not sure I would make that same choice years later, as it can be quite off-putting, but I'm glad I got to worldbuild with such unique building blocks. I enjoy it, but it's not for everyone.
- Infidelity (Anti-Cosmo cheats on his wife before Anti-Wanda and is implied to sometimes cheat on Anti-Wanda)
-> You're telling me the sexist sociosexual culture has infidelity and the evil villain fell into it? Bummer...
- Iris Virus - Having colored eyes in Anti-Fairy culture is played as an STD that's ceremonially passed to new individuals (because... sociosexual culture).
-> Also, what was I supposed to do with almost every Anti-Fairy having red eyes but Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda, Foop, and the occasional background Anti-Fairy have other colors? Genetics? No way! 😃👍
-> RIP Anti-Cosmo. I'm sorry I find it hilarious that you cheat on all your partners and then sob like your trust's been shattered when your wife chooses to pass the virus on to secure allegiance with a valuable ally. Her body, her choice, dude.
- Child, physical, emotional, and sexual abuse (Frayed Knots in particular is not a hunky-dory story; Anti-Cosmo was often hit as a child. Some characters are cruel to Anti-Cosmo and he is cruel to others as well.
-> There are abuse themes in the Fairly OddParents 'fics?? The TV show about abused kids? what won't they think up next.
-> Cosmo's mother is doting in canon, so I portray Anti-Cosmo's mom as abusive to him.
-> Living in a sexist sociosexual culture sometimes leads to sexual abuse?? Also, belonging to a species that is magically forced to reproduce when your counterparts do even if you didn't consent is probably also sexual abuse? wild.
-> In Origin of the Pixies, H.P. was kidnapped by a will o' the wisp in his younger years and pressured into sex while she was producing milk for newborn Sanderson.
-> H.P. is emotionally distant and not the best at coping with what happened to him. He doesn't necessarily pursue help or get the best closure to this story. Don't hold the villains up as role models.
-> Foop has an alternate personality. This is canon; here's a compilation video I made of his appearances in the series (Note, this compilation includes Foop's Terrific Twos and some scenes where his alter is implied with eye highlights and a high voice to be there, but not confirmed). It's heavily implied he gained this personality due to being isolated in Abracatraz since the day he was born.
-> Cupid's family kills any children that aren't born triplets due to a sacred oath his ancestors took to uphold love all hours of the day. Tradition requires three children to split the magic by way of Morning, Afternoon, and Evening.
-> I would say it's also child abuse that Jorgen was raised with all the pressures of being Keeper of the Rules from the moment he was born, including being pressured to cut off his own wings in line with the tradition of "noble self-sacrifice."
- Young characters & implied offscreen sex - Are you seriously telling me the popular teens might've had sex when they were something like 150,000 years old and they'd been together since childhood? What on earth.
-> In Anti-Fairy society, you're recognized as a full adult at age 150,000.
-> In Fairy World, you're recognized as an adult when you moult your juvenile wings and grow your adult wings. This is generally between ages 140,000 and 180,000.
-> In Pixie World, you're recognized as a full adult at age 250,000. H.P. keeps age of majority high to encourage his pixies to establish themselves in Pixie World instead of leaving. These are non-human cultures that each have their own views.
-> Poof and Goldie have an arc about Goldie having Harm OCD over the fear that she'll fall into her will o' the wisp species stereotype and take advantage of Poof. Meanwhile, Poof has panic attacks because he's pretty sure she did, but blames himself for not being more self-aware. 😬
-> Foop gave his lover Anti-Marigold the iris virus when they were considered young adults in Anti-Fairy society (but still in school) to see if his dad would notice. Years later, he has a breakdown over the fact Anti-Cosmo never did, nor does he seem to care if his son is being reckless.
-> The sexual part of the Celebrity Kids arc is kept off-screen throughout the 130 Prompts. This arc is about the stress of being high schoolers treated like celebrities, ambassadors, royalty, and sports stars.
- Implied incest in H.P.'s family line before he was born (In the old days, it was common to marry cousins to preserve money. This custom has ended in modern times, but comes up on rare occasion)
-> It's implied this family history led to the genetic mutation that gave him wasp biology; that mutation plays a big role in his story.
-> H.P. talks about how he admires his counterpart, whom he considers a cousin. Sometimes other characters mock his admiration because of his infamous family history. It's not even important in his present-day life; it's just that my 'fics are full of jerks.
Some topics may make you uncomfortable. You don't have to read them, but that's part of fleshing out these very detailed, long-lived cultures and their messy underbellies. They're Fae. Were you expecting giddy fluff?
- Summaries for my multi-chapter FOP 'fics
- Summaries for 130 Prompts (with emoji guide)
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You can create works based on this AU. Please cite me and/or the AU as appropriate (i.e. for things very specific to this AU). You are free to expand on ideas you've thought of thanks to my AU as a jumping off point. I'd love to reblog or link things to my AO3 works if I see them!
I write drama content with morally gray characters. Please don't portray my story events or worldbuilding out of context with intentional malice. In other words, I request you do not post things created for the specific intention of mocking me or the AU. It's not to everyone's tastes, but it's built with sincerity and it is loved <3
#ridwork guides#ridwriting#FAIRIES!#Origin of the Pixies#Frayed Knots#130 Prompts#Come What May#apparently art#Long post#We're Pixies!#Bat cube and associates#Dragonfly parents#Cloudlands AU
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he’s real
[id: an acrylic and gouache painting on a small canvas of denzel, a purple alien with a big round head, small antennae, giant black eyes, and no nose. He has a gold choker on and wears a gold v-necked outfit revealing chest hair. the background is black with an ombre to peacock green, and the piece is covered in glitter. end id.]
#very important people#denzel#ify nwadiwe#my art#disabled artist#dropout#dropout tv#acrylic painting#gouache#acrylic#this was done with the cheapest most absolutely god awful paint#in three hours#also i was high the whole time
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I have an AU in my head where Gaia gets sick of the Sephiroth’s shit and ends up tuning him back into a baby and shipping him off to Cloud to raise differently.
Like she full of grandma Pascal’s him like “He said mommy I want to destroy every living creature on the planet, but I said m’hijo, don’t do that do something else!”
And Cloud has only a little concept of what’s happening when he helps Tseng excavate an old project S lab. He had a dream about a Moses basket in the middle of a burning Nibelhiem and the sound of crying. He just thought It was new parent anxiety over taking on Denzel, but it all suddenly makes sense when he looks into an incubation chamber and sees a tiny silver haired baby squirming to be held.
He’s annoyed about it obviously. Gaia seems to be under the impression she says jump and Cloud asks how high, but he’s also smart enough to know that this is a chance to save the General and the planet from an endless war. So he scoops up babyroth and takes him back to edge to raise him.
It’s tough going at first. Sephiroth’s is not an easy baby. He’s fussy; his cries can and will shatter glass; he’s stronger than he should be for what Cloud would wager is only about four months old. He starts teething early; he has opinions about carrots and bananas (much to the walls dismay) once he gets onto solid foods; he’s demanding in that way that only baby’s can be, but it seems a little bit more than that.
It takes everyone a while to figure out that what he actually is, is traumatised. He’s clingy in a way that shatters Clouds soul because if they put him down he panics. If he can’t see Cloud, even for a second, Sephiroth seems to think he’s been abandoned.
Eventually though, Seph settles a little, and it doesn’t feel so much like Cloud is running on two hours sleep accumulatively and sheer will power alone. Seph seems to smile a little more and there’s a little look of wonder in his little mako blue eyes that makes everybody melt.
Tifa finds it the hardest to reconcile this tiny child with the man who murdered her father, and it does put significant strain on her relationship with Cloud for a while (that’s not a judgment on Tifa btw, girls aloud to feel conflicted.)
Barrat on the other hand is of the opinion that the Goddess knows what she’s doing and a baby is a baby even if it did commit atrocities in a past life. It’s not current Sephs fault that his human parents experimented on him and a Alien symbiotic parasite god sent him mad. Current Seph just wants grapes and Barrats enough of a sucker for Rosie cheeks to give them to him.
Vincent is very careful with Seph (who they’ve all collectively decided never to full name unless he’s in trouble.). When he’s home from travelling he speaks to him quietly about everything and nothing. He doesn’t really touch him to start with, which frustrates little Seph who seems to think the cloak will add extra comfy cuddles. Over time though, Cloud,Barret and surprisingly Cid (who appears to randomly know a thing or two about babies.) help him get over his fear of hurting the little boy. Seph really enjoys cuddle time with Vincent, and learns to demand to be “upped” whenever he comes home.
Cloud, for his part is just dad, which he finds endlessly strange. He’d never really taken on that role for Denzel, he was the boys guardian sure, but they’d never really discussed the whole “if you want to call me Cloud that’s cool, but if you want me to be your dad I can be that too” thing. Marlene wasn’t his; Barrat was her dad and Cloud was Cloud. A parent of sorts, but not her Father. He was more like a devoted uncle really.
With Seph though it’s different. Cloud is this baby’s entire universe, and once language starts coming into play, various versions of “dada” become increasingly common. He’s not sure how he feels about it at first; this is the man who slaughtered his mother and decimated his villiage, the man who killed Aerith… but he was also just a baby.
This version of Sephiroth didn’t know what he’d done. Gaia had given him a chance at redemption and Cloud will be damned if he holds the acts of a mad man against a kid; no matter the circumstance.
So he’s dad. He feeds Seph, plays with him, baths him, puts him to bed, reads to him and teaches him everything he can. He doesn’t lie to him, and he always explains when Seph doesn’t understand.
And if Tifa slowly adjusts to being Mama then that’s nobodies business but their own.
Life’s nice being a family. Maybe they’ll add to it one day…
Or maybe Cloud will trip over a double Moses basket one day on the way out of the door to work, and when he looks down he sees two little crowns of hair one dark one red, and similar sets of shiny Mako eyes.
Maybe the little red headed one will cough weakly, and the dark haired one will fuss.
And maybe Cloud will curse himself for being a sucker for babies that used to be evil maniacs.
#ffvii#cloud strife#sephiroth crescent#tifa lockhart#barret wallace#vincent valentine#cid highwind#babyroth AU#genesis rhapsodos#angeal hewley#crisis core#au fic#fic idea#au fic idea
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Big thanks to Denzel for visiting the show to enlighten us with his totally unique alien culture. (Also wishing Denzel and Vic luck in their future cohabitation)
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I'm watching Very Important People and I ship Vic and Denzel the alien. Fiery chemistry right there
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Time travel shananigans have teen sephiroth in the post Advent. Somehow Cid and Shera end up adopting him.
No oen knows how it happened.
Somewhere along the line though Cid declared that "no fucking snot-nosed kid was being sent back to war and torture"
Sephiroth does not grow up to try to destroy the world. Also while he can cuss like a sailor...he does not because he would like it if his Ma didn't threaten to wash his mouth out.
Sephiroth is...a little emotional, the first time he signs his name as Sephiroth Highwind, and he touches the goggles around his neck gently.
Cid is not gentle persay when he dunks Sephiroth into Aerith's cleasing pool in the church. But daggint...he thinks he adoptd himself a kid and you don't let your adopted kid get used by evil space aliens.
He, Denzel, Marlene and the other kids love racing bikes. (Though Sephiroth is now honor bound to like ships better...)
He's never had his own room before. No cameras...no monitors.
His Ma just sticks her head n once a week to make sure he's kept it clean enough to earn his weekly allowance.
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My 15 Most Anticipated Films of 2024!!
These are far from definitive, and quickly thrown together just right now. I'm missing a bunch that I'm legitimately excited over as opposed to some of these that I'm just kinda looking forward to, but I'm blanking on them, right now, so y'all get these, instead. Enjoy!
Madame Web (S.J. Clarkson, 2024) – 2.14.24 Meh... kinda looks garbage, but Sydney Sweeney as Spider-Woman, so... yeah.
Dune: Part Two (Denis Villeneuve, 2024) – 3.1.24 Part One felt too incomplete to not be excited for this. Hopefully the pacing is better.
Mickey 17 (Bong Joon Ho, 2024) – 3.29.24 Thoroughly enjoyed the book and I love Bong Joon Ho.
Civil War (Alex Garland, 2024) – 4.26.24 The scope of the trailer sold me.
Challengers (Luca Guadagnino, 2024) – 4.26.24 Zendaya + Guadagnino has me sold.
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (George Miller, 2024) – 5.24.24 Haaave you seen Fury Road?!?
Ballerina (Len Wiseman, 2024) – 6.7.24 Ana de Armas in a John Wick spinoff... yes, please.
Inside Out 2 (Kelsey Mann, 2024) – 6.14.24 The first was so emotionally rich. I want Pixar to make me cry again.
The Bikeriders (Jeff Nichols, 2024) – 6.21.24 Love Nichols' previous films. Excited to see what he delivers with this cast.
Deadpool 3 (Shawn Levy, 2024) – 7.26.24 Wade + Logan Forever.
Alien: Romulus (Fede Alvarez, 2024) – 8.16.24 Huge fan of the franchise, won't ever not be excited for an Alien movie.
Beetlejuice 2 (Tim Burton, 2024) – 9.6.24 God, the first is just perfection, skeptical but excited to see what Burton has up his sleeves for this one.
Joker: Folie à Deux (Todd Phillips, 2024) – 10.4.24 First was meg, overall, but Phoenix was fantastic, and I'm looking forward to seeing what Lady Gaga does with Harley Quinn.
Gladiator 2 (Ridley Scott, 2024) – 11.22.24 Meh... this is here because of Ridley and Denzel.
Nosferatu (Robert Eggers, 2024) – 12.25.24 My actual most anticipated film of 2024. Hate that Anya isn't attached, but the promotional stills have killed any doubts I might've had.
There they are!
As for My Best of 2023, once again all of the major lists will not be getting posted until mid-January, but I’m going to try to get some of the early lists – such as Posters & TV – sorted and posted over the next week or two. Please Feel Free to Follow Along So You Don’t Miss Anything!
Stay Tuned!
-Timothy Patrick Boyer.
#movies#film#most anticipated#2024#furiosa a mad max saga#furiosa#nosferatu#madame web#dune part two#mybestof2023#mickey 17#civil war#challengers#ballerina#inside out 2#the bikeriders#deadpool 3#alien romulus#beetlejuice 2#joker folie a deux#gladiator 2#lists#best of 2023
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5 songs on repeat rn :0
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Thinking about Club Redheads Adjacent to Fantastic Creatures again:
- Happy Peppy Gary, who was once teleported from California to Florida and then back again within like an hour and who called Sanderson on a phone labeled Pixies
- Vicky, who knows she's dating an alien, who lived through Fish Head Disease, and who tormented Foop to the point that he accepted severe pain in return for the right to attack her
- Elmer who has a singing boil that likes opera and wants to take over his body if not the world
Bonus shout-out to the Burger World employee who served Foop food in Season 7, was subsequently blown up, was brought to Earth, and continues to live on Earth through Season 10 where he's seen running a booth in "Dimmsdale Daze." He has blond or strawberry blond hair; I can't tell.
Actually, shout-out to this assortment of black-haired fellas who've had a brush with the magical world, such as:
- Timmy's Dad, former ghost hunter who befriended an elf from the North Pole (not to mention had Santa stay in his house for a while), who attended Poof's school play, who once met Cosmo and thought he was a genie, who had his skin pulled off for a wash once, and many more
- Denzel Crocker, former godkid who had his mind repeatedly erased up until Season 7 when Jorgen gave up on him, who babysat Poof and found out he was a baby fairy, and who Fairy World takes advantage of so they can use him as a power source
- Kevin Crocker, who captured Cosmo and Wanda, stood there while Chloe screamed in his face, then turned and launched himself out her window without elaborating (Iconic)
- Chip Skylark, who was summoned to Fairy World to perform a concert with no clear indication of whether or not he had his mind altered
- Trixie, who went to outer space and almost got eaten by an alien plant (Unrelated occurrences)
- Ed Leadly, whom Cosmo harasses on purpose in fairy form so he can use his hot tub
#Fairly OddParents#FOP#FAIRIES!#I'm sorry for my terrible opinions I just think Dog Gone is an objectively hilarious episode. every 5 seconds it's insane.#Arguably everyone was affected by Beddy Bye / Just Desserts / etc. but these are particular favorites of mine
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Caprice Reviews Very Important People Ep. 2: Denzel
Two weeks ago, I reviewed the first episode of Dropout's new improv show, Very Important People, in which Vic Michaelis interviews a bunch of comedians in wacky costumes playing characters they just came up with. This time, Ify Nwadiwe played Denzel, a purple alien with a distractingly human mouth who is here to repopulate the earth.
The banter was very fun in this, and I do very much like how Nwadiwe and Michaelis managed to improvise off of one another leading up to, if not as flashy a climax as Princess Emily, a very satisfying one. I don't know which one I liked more overall, but Princess Emily had more chaos and Denzel had more coherency, and different people want different things.
#dropout tv#very important people#vic michaelis#ify nwadiwe#minor plot hole#does vic live in their own guest house?#it's kinda unclear#i can't believe they're so bougie they have a guest house though#well okay they're a 70s talk show host so
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List of Films Turning 20 Years Old in 2024
The Alamo (the one with Dennis Quaid)
Alexander ((the Alexander the Great biopic directed by Oliver Stone and starring Colin Farrell)
Alien vs. Predator
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
The Aviator (the Howard Hughes biopic directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Leo DiCaprio)
Barbershop 2: Back in Business
Before Sunset
Blade: Trinity
The Bourne Supremacy
The Butterfly Effect
Catwoman
Cellular (an action-thriller starring Kim Basinger and Chris Evans)
The Chronicles of Riddick
Closer
Collateral
Dawn of the Dead (the remake directed by Zack Snyder and written by James Gunn)
The Day After Tomorrow
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Downfall
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Fahrenheit 9/11 (the Michael Moore documentary about how the Bush administration handled the aftermath of September 11, as well as their handling of the Invasion of Iraq)
50 First Dates
Finding Neverland (a biopic about J. M. Barrie, the guy who wrote “Peter Pan”. Barrie was played by Johnny Depp)
Friday Night Lights
Garden State
Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Hellboy
Hidalgo
Home on the Range (one of Disney's most often forgotten animated movies)
House of Flying Daggers
Howl's Moving Castle
I Heart Huckabees
I, Robot
The Incredibles
Kill Bill Volume 2
King Arthur (the one with Clive Owen)
The Ladykillers (the remake of the 1955 movie of the same name directed by the Coen Brothers)
Layer Cake (the first movie directed by Matthew Vaughn, who would go on to direct “Kick-Ass” and “Kingsman”)
The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
The Lion King 1 1/2
The Machinist (the movie where Christian Bale lost like 60 pounds)
The Manchurian Candidate (the remake of the movie of the same name starring Denzel Washington)
Mean Girls
Million Dollar Baby
Miracle
Napoleon Dynamite
National Treasure
The Notebook
Ocean's Twelve
The Passion of the Christ
The Phantom of the Opera
The Place Promised in Our Early Days (the first film directed by Makoto Shinkai)
The Polar Express
Primer ((the time travel movie where you sit in a box for 12 hours and be back in time 12 hours. I think.)
The Punisher (the Thomas Jane one)
Ray (the Ray Charles biopic)
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Saw (the 1st one)
Scooby-Doo 2: Monster Unleashed
Seed of Chucky
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Shaun of the Dead
Shrek 2
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Spanglish
Spider-Man 2
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
Team America: World Police
The Terminal
13 Going on 30
Troy
Van Helsing
The Village
#dennis quaid#alexander the great#oliver stone#colin farrell#alien vs predator#will ferrell#howard hughes#martin scorsese#leonardo dicaprio#marvel blade#richard linklater#before trilogy#jason bourne#matt damon#catwoman#halle berry#kim basinger#chris evans#vin diesel#riddick#michael mann#tom cruise#dawn of the dead#zack snyder#james gunn#ben stiller#vince vaughn#jim carrey#adam sandler#jm barrie
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Does Vi have a thing for other male celebrities that we don't know about? Because I feel like there's a list, and we need to know about it. If we're going to fully support our favourite half alien, moon god boi that is.
here's some others, including de niro who he would die for... denzel washington kazuki kitamura shingo takagi ken watanabe minoru suzuki kofi siriboe robert de niro ray liotta tony todd shahrukh khan bryan cranston jay white ben affleck trevante rhodes giancarlo esposito arnold schwarzenegger laurence fishburne vic mensa jim carrey paul rudd kendrick lamar joel de la fuente
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