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wizard-mp4 · 11 months ago
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My work commute is about 60 miles one way. I spend a lot of time in the car just like trying to think stuff through. It's a lot of time I just sit and think to myself for better or worse.
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ibetittering · 2 months ago
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FREAKING OUT THE MUSIC IS BACK I'M SO HAPPY
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objection-zero · 2 months ago
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What if I showed you guys my Hetalia OCs for the 50 states that I've been working on for the past 2 months?
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Delaware:
- Overly stressed all the time, he has a complex where he needs to feel important. So he opts to do work that would normally fall on the other 49 so he can seem important to them.
- He's the busyman of Delmarva, he gets everything squared away.
- He has the biggest, most effective puppy dog eyes in the world. They're just big and sad and it's hard to say no!
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Pennsylvania:
- Very active, has a gym in her home for sure even though she prefers to go outside and work out.
- She and Delaware are very close, as the first two states they became good friends (and New Jersey!). She does her best to protect Delaware when she can.
- Very straightforward, she doesn't mess around. You always know what to expect from her.
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New Jersey:
- Loud. So very loud. Always wearing gaudy makeup and unappealing clothing.
- She's very loyal as a friend though–her and New York hang out constantly, with half of their time dedicated to debating something or other loud enough for everyone around them to hear.
- She and New York have been in a battle over the ownership of the Statue of Liberty for a long time. Since the statue is technically on an island that belongs to her, but New York will not give it up. She owns the gift shop.
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Georgia:
- One of my favorite states, I love her and her design very dearly.
- I like to think of her as a Mary Sue type, where she's always busy and has an overwhelming amount of work to handle, but she does it all so easily and so effectively that you'd never guess how much she does.
- Also, she owns a peach orchid absolutely.
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Connecticut:
- "Um, actually—🤓👆" embodied.
- Everyone is sick of how entitled he is, because he acts like he's so much more intelligent than everyone.
- Which is funny because he is really really smart, but still not as smart as he pretends to act.
- He's one of the only states that's friends with Ohio.
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Massachusetts:
- Do not utter the word "revolution" around this man or he will go nuts.
- Very quick to act, very quick to anger. He likes to set things on fire—he always carries a lighter on him— and argue. If he ever came face to face with England, it would probably go very badly.
- He despises tea, to the point he physically cannot drink it.
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Maryland:
- The mediator of Delmarva, this man is the master of solving problems. He's the sweetest.
- Also, the best chef in the country aside from Louisiana and I cannot stress that enough. You know this man has a BIG kitchen in his house.
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South Carolina:
- The bimbo of the country okay.
- I just love the idea of her being so determined to be a farmer, but struggling so much because she's just not designed to be a farmer. But she won't give up even though she probably should.
- She's good friends with Georgia but her and North Carolina definitely have a rivalry going on.
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New Hampshire:
- Can this man calm down? Please?
- He basically bounces off the walls, definitely has ADHD, and always down to do somethint stupid.
- He spends a good portion of his time bugging Vermont because she's easy to annoy. New Hampshire and Vermont are very close though. The siblings ever.
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Virginia:
- I had to make one of them emo okay.
- She's the confident leader of Delmarva for sure. As the first state colonized, she's got a good heart for leadership. She's the state that works the closest with America directly.
- Despite being emo, she's very sweet.
Ahhh Image limit. Check repost for the other states!
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doueverwonder · 4 months ago
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the more wttt I watch the more i like the 13 being siblings;
Virginia has eldest daughter vibes somehow, he contemplates murdering them all so he can be an only child regularly but also if you dare insult any of them he's coming for you only i can do that 🔫 Also the "stay loyal to the crown" is the same as "Try not to disappoint mom and dad"
New York, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New Jersey & Pennsylvania are literally those families that have a lot of sons and have completely indoctrinated them into toxic-masc so they're always fighting each other and are just generally really loud and messy and very rarely held accountable for shit bc "oh it's just boys being boys :)"
Maryland, New Hampshire and Delaware are splitting the overlooked middle child role, they can do just about whatever they want because no on is paying attention and will either end up the most well adjusted out of everyone OR end up in therapy for the longest amount of time. it's a tossup and we won't know until it happens. (right now tho it’s looking like NH will be alright, and Del and Mary are gonna end up in therapy for 7-9 years apiece)
All I have to say about the Carolina's is the annoyance of an older sibling when the younger sibling won't stop copying them. "no mom, it's not a compliment they're just being ANNOYING"
Georgia just is the baby of the family whether he fits it or not (fr like the first 12 were founded between 1607-1682 and then Georgia wasn't founded until 1732) but also he does have the vibes of someone who has never been told no and also bc Penn telling him 'get out of my house' is the exact same vibes as older siblings telling their younger siblings to 'get out of my room'
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rainintheevening · 7 days ago
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Breaking my brain over where the Playground is located, like dozens of AoS fans before me.
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mittenstroll · 1 year ago
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25/50 States down
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your reminder of the dynamic that maryland, virginia and delaware have. they constantly bicker over who the worst driver is, and are like that group of friends that you question the sanity and health of. but they work it out and that’s all that matters
delaware constantly bragging about being first, virginia and mary constantly looking for each other’s license plates when there’s a shitty driver. and all three of them thinking that they are the best drivers ever (they all probably suck)
they’re my little trio and i appreciate them
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yourfavisfromnewjersey · 5 months ago
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Greg Universe from Steven Universe is canonically from New Jersey (kinda)! explanation below the cut:
At one point in the show (I can't remember the episode, it might be "Gem Harvest") it is confirmed that Greg and the rest of the Demayo family (excluding Steven, who was born in Beach City) are from Jersey, which is the name for the state of New Jersey in the Delmarva verse, which is the fictional universe that Steven Universe (the show) takes place in! If you know of an earlier example where it is stated that Greg is from Jersey, feel free to let me know!
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goalhofer · 8 months ago
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U.S. snowfall totals map January 6-8, 1996.
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starmilk-charm · 6 days ago
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Together We Stand
This is my first real post on tumblr in a long time (as I remember the "I like your shoe laces" code. Makes me feel kinda old!) And I can only hope that this reaches the right audience. This election was disappointing to say the least. With so much on the line, many people across the nation didn't choose to put the rights, welfare, and safety of themselves and loved ones as a priority. Things feel unsafe and dangerous. It feels like we are sinking deeper. This isn't the United States that I know and that I dream of. This isn't the proud nation of diverse cultures, progressive thinking, and love. There is something we can hold onto, and hold tight we should. The states that voted blue, and the people in them, do care about you. As someone in the North East, I care about you. The states that voted blue, we must support each other for what is to come (as most of us cannot afford to move to a different country or don't want to give up the fight). We must lean on each other. For those of you in states that did not vote the same as you, those who voted for progress, we stand with you. We must work together, starting local, boycotting those who voted against us, and try to change the course of history from the ground up.
And for those of you who are looking at us from around the world, please help us. Rally with us the best you can. It's all I can ask.
This may be extremely cheesy and lame. But, it's what I needed to put out there. If for no one else than myself.
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forever-eternal · 1 year ago
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Doors
The States try and open the door. Gov starts to have a breakdown.
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Florida stares hard at the front door of the Statehouse, expression serious.
Louisiana side-eyed him with concern, and everyone else stayed a few feet away.
“Whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout, sha?” Louie asks, but Florida doesn’t turn away.
“Papi’s here, right?”
They know it’s him, know that Gov is the Father and son they thought they lost, but they’re not ready— they’re not prepared to bring it up. Not yet.
“Yeah, what of it?”
“He does this weird thing, watch.” Florida springs up, approaching the front door with sure, confident steps.
Before he can grab the door handle, another hand appears to pull the door open. A body blocking the entryway, but he hadn’t come in from outside, had simply stepped in the way.
Gov hadn’t been there a second ago.
“Where are you off to?” The man asks, raising a brow as he opens the door.
“Nowhere!” Florida grins, “Just wanted to go out!”
“Hm.” Gov studies him for a moment, scrutinizing. Florida can feel himself start to sweat, before the man turns away. “Alright, don’t cause any trouble.”
And the man’s gone, as if he was never there, leaving the door wide open.
Florida turns back to them all with a grin.
“See?”
“Has he always done that?” Montana asks with a furrowed brow.
“Come to think of it, I don’t think we’ve ever opened the front or back door.” Iowa reclines on a couch, staring up at the ceiling with his hands folded over his stomach. “Pa’s always shown up to open the doors, but only when we’re going out? He never opens it coming inside unless it’s a building other than the Statehouse? It’s kinda weird.”
“I think we’ve gotten used to it. I mean, I know I’ve started waiting for him to open other doors too.”
A few moments of contemplating silence.
“First to open the front or back door before Papi shows up wins.”
And that sealed it.
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Florida, of course, was the first to try it. Multiple times in the span of several hours, in fact.
He’d reach for one door handle, wait for it to twist and wait for the Static to fill the air as Gov starts to teleport, before he bolts to the other side of the house to the other door.
It doesn’t work, and Gov looks more tired each time.
Gov snatches him up in the middle of one of his sprints, hand holding the back of the Southerner’s shirt to look him in the face.
Amber meets grey, and Florida grins- somewhat nervously- at the blank expression on the man's face.
“Stop that.” Is all the man says, lowering him to his feet, and patting his shoulder twice, “It’s late. Go to bed.”
Florida scurries off, feeling very much like the young Ian Jones who stayed up past bedtime.
That doesn’t mean he stops though.
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Idaho and Iowa thought they’d be the ones to win, being two of the most often forgotten States.
Idaho had gone to the back door, and Iowa to the front. They were going to try and open them at the same time, or as close to the same time as possible.
When Iowa heard the back door swing open, he reached for the door handle— only for the front door to swing open from the outside, revealing Gov— Pops— with a disoriented Idaho held under his arm.
“You were both planning on tending the crops today.” The Statehouse properties are expansive , a lot of it used for things to keep the States entertained; such as farming or animal care. “They are next to each other, you do not need to leave out two separate doors.”
Iowa shuffles his feet as Idaho is straightened to stand on xir own once xe was put down.
Xir face flushed, “Papa!” Xe says, slightly whiny, “What was that for?!”
Gov merely raised a brow.
“Makes it easier,” he says, leaning to press the side of his head against Idaho’s hair— the younger personification squirming slightly— “Call if you need anything, Gem, alright?”
“Yeah, yeah,” Xe mutters, squirming out of the smug man’s grasp and hauling Iowa out the door.
The Hawkeye State felt…jealous. That Noah could have what Caleb himself craved.
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West Virginia and Nevada, Boe and Cassian, were quite the odd pair of friends; a retired coal miner and a ex-mobster-turned-showgirl.
But they were formed little more than a year apart, and stuck together through thick and thin.
Sure, their plan may involve Boe taking off his prosthetic leg– but, really, it was his idea.
Nevada sets the prosthetic against the porch rails before he trots back inside, shutting the door behind her. West Virginia leans against the back of the couch, and the Silver state nods. They lean against the front door carefully, not making any noise.
“Pops!” the man yells, and the air fills with static, a sign that the man’s listening, “Left mah leg out on the back porch earlier, mind grabbin’ it for me?”
It happened more often than one would think. He usually took the leg off later in the day, but it wasn’t unusual for him to take it off and leave it somewhere without thinking– someone always around to assist without a second thought in grabbing it or helping him get to it.
He’d forgotten to take it off last night, and that’s what birthed this plan. The need to let his nub breathe.
The static shifts to the back as Nevada carefully reaches to the front door handle…
It turns in his grasp, and the door opens behind her. They stumble back, their shoulders falling against the person behind them, who holds them up with one arm.
She looks back, spying his father looking at them both with a raised brow— Boe’s prosthetic leg in his hand.
Nevada smiles nervously, “Hi, daddy…”
“Hello, Cassi,” Gov returns the greeting as the Silver State shifts to stand back up. “Boe is still in the sitting room, yes?”
“‘M here, old man.”
“Good, then. Help me with him, Cassi?”
“Yeah— sure.”
Their father looks…tired. More so than usual as he helps strap the prosthetic back in place— Boe’s fond of the older models— patting the Mountain State’s shoulder as he heaves himself up.
“Please behave,” he sounds so tired, “and please remember to grab your leg before you leave it in the middle of a street.”
Boe snorts as his Pops strong hand ruffles his hair, and Cassian grins.
They’re fine with losing.
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To be completely honest, Connecticut hadn’t wanted to be involved in it. He saw how tired Gov looked, and how he only seemed to grow more haggard as each day passed with several States trying to open the doors.
But he had been a pirate, once. Mischief and the want for chaos carved in his bones.
“Davie.” he whispers with a grin, leaning over his husband's desk chair. “Davie, let’s go open the door.”
“Henry…” Delaware plucks his glasses off his face and pinches the bridge of his nose. “You know it won’t work.”
“If it doesn't, we can get Johnny or someone to hold him still while we open it.” The Constitution State shrugs.
Delaware sighs again, “Fine.”
Connecticut gives a small ‘yesss’, hauling Delaware up and tugging him down the stairs.
There was no plan, they were banking on Gov being too busy with…anything. They were just going to try and open it, no special plans or strategies involved.
And, of course, it didn’t work.
The handle twists from their grip and a body shifts to block their path as the door opens outwards.
Once again, Gov blocks their way. He stares at them a moment, back straight despite how utterly exhausted he looks.
“Please…” his voice is quiet and gravely, and both Northeasterners cringe inwardly at the sound. “Please, stop trying to open the doors…”
“Gov,” Delaware's voice is careful, “When’s the last time you slept?”
The man twitched, “Last night.”
“Did you sleep…well?”
“No- no.” The man sways a bit, “Too focused. Ia— Florida tried to open the door fifteen times in the span of two hours.”
They notice the slip, it makes their chests ache, but they have something more important to worry about. They’re uncles, after all, and their stupid, self-sacrificing nephew needs to go to sleep.
“C’mon, buddy,” Connecticut comes up to the man's side, carefully closing the door with one hand, the other going across the man’s shoulders, “We gotta spare room you can have for the night. Davie’ll message Ro for ya.”
As the First State pulls out his phone, they guide Gov to one of the guest rooms. They watch him fall onto the bed with a slightly pained grunt, and watch as he near immediately passes out.
They look at each other once the door is shut.
“Intervention?”
“Intervention.”
They need to show Gov that nothing will happen if someone else opens the door.
And what better place to do that than at the Legislative building? Where security is tight and no one there will hurt any of them?
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Gov’s has one office in Washington, DC. Much like their home in Pennsylvania, the door can open to any of the government buildings.
The office itself is lined with bookshelves that go up and up until you can’t see the top. A hand drawn map of every state and territory on the wall behind the grand, mahogany desk.
On either side of the desk were two archways, leading further and further into the maze of bookshelves that never seemed to end. The space was larger than it had any right to be, and stretched further than the buildings themselves seemed to. It was never the same when you looked back, the pathways always changing.
Only Gov and Assistant were allowed in the labyrinth unattended, as they were the only ones who could find their way out again without trouble. Anyone else had to accompany one of them, or they’d never return. There were things in there no one should see, and only the presence of one of the government personifications would keep those things away.
From the noises that sometimes echoed from within the bookshelves on occasion, not everyone heeded the warning.
But it was a familiar, safe space; perfect for them to intervene in Gov’s ridiculous habit of opening the doors of their own home.
Only three of them had shown up for this, they know that anymore and Gov would possibly grow defensive; just the three of them would be enough to make him suspicious.
Georgia and Maryland, there to hold him back, and Kentucky, the one to open the door.
They knock on the door to the office, always so obvious that it leads to Gov’s office with the aura it gives off and the ornate gold details on dark wood.
They don’t wait for a response, as usual, and simply shove the door open. Gov had always said his office is open whenever they need him, after all.
The man jolts in his seat, blinking at them as they enter.
“Hello,” he greets, body relaxing when he sees who it is, but he furrows his brow when he sees the serious look on Georgia’s face, “I wasn’t expecting you today, has something happened?”
“Nothin’s happened, hon.” Maryland says as he rounds the desk, Georgia coming around the other side, “Just wanted to visit ya for a bit.”
Gov purses his lips.
He’s suspicious.
Georgia settles his hands on the man’s shoulders from behind the chair as Maryland holds onto one of his arms.
Gov looks to Kentucky, who’s stayed resolutely by the door. He wants to reach out and call his son to his side— no, no. Not his son, they don’t want to be his children, they don’t want any relation to him. It’s why they only call him Gov.
He sees the southerners’ hand reach for the door handle, and he shifts to stand– he needs to get the door– but the hands on his shoulders go firm, and he finds he can’t move.
Panic grips his chest, as Kentucky turns the doorknob. Everything tunes out– the hands on his shoulders, the weight on his arm, the voices of Georgia and Maryland trying to soothe him. All he can hear, all he can sense, is the presence of a loaded gun behind the door–
He pulls himself out of their grip, faster than they can stop him, the jerking motion pulling his shoulder– and the metal that holds it– out of place. He grits his teeth at the feeling, tugging Kentucky out of the way as the door falls open–
BANG!
The bullet strikes him in his dislocated shoulder, and he grimaces silently, staring the politician, who now eyes the States behind him with fear.
He never often cared if they shot him, it’s been happening for centuries– less so now than in the age of dueling, but humans rarely change– but they never got away with it when any of his States were present.
He moves to do what he always does, close the door and handle it– but there’s a pair of hands on his arm, another body coming around to his front as a third tears into the hallway with a loud bellow– like a bear mauling those foolish to get too close to its cubs.
“Sit down– sit down.” Maryland hisses as Kentucky flutters next to them.
In this office, Gov has several loveseats and armchairs in front of his desk, and he soon gets pushed into one. He grunts at the jostling in his arm, confused for a moment, before he waves their hands off.
“Drawer– bottom left.” he mutters, “Gotta medkit in there.”
Maryland freezes for a moment, but Kentucky scurries off to grab the kit as told.
“I’m sorry, hon,” Maryland says, too sweetly, as Georgia hauls the bloodied politician into the office and chucks them a few ways down into the labyrinth. “Did you just say, ‘I have a medkit for things like this’? As in, this is a normal occurrence.”
Gov can feel Georgia glowering from behind him as he shifts, preparing to pop his arm back in its socket.
“Ignore that.” Gov says as Kentucky props the medkit open at his side, “Eli– Kentucky,” the man says, muttering under his breath, “Nein, nein. Kentucky, get the tweezers ready, alright?”
“Put your hands down.” Maryland shoves the younger entity’s hands to his sides, “You stay focused on telling me why you’re acting as if this is normal! Elias, Eli! Put those down and go get your Gigi and your Grandad. Now!”
The younger State pops away, and Georgia immediately takes his place.
“It’s fine, it’s fine.” Gov tries to shift away from their hands, “I’ll call Robin and it’ll be fine. It’s not the first, nor the last time, a politician has shot me.”
“Gonna need you to explain that, boy.” Georgia rumbles angrily, “You should be gettin’ shot never, preferably.”
“It happens,” he keeps trying to brush them away, barely grimacing when Georgia’s hands pop his shoulder and the metal plates back into place, “They can’t shoot each other, so they shoot me. They’re always behind the door waiting for me to open it, but it’s not every time.” he chokes on his breath when Maryland checks the wound, digging out the bullet with the tweezers, “Nearly shot Daniel once– just started opening the doors. Rather be me than the kids.”
“Jesus,” another voice speaks up, a new set of hands lifting his face to meet theirs. Pennsylvania, “Fuck, kid–”
“He says this is normal!” Maryland hisses as his suit coat is removed by Virginia, “He says it’s been happening for centuries!”
His sweater is pulled up over his shoulder so the bullet hole can be cleaned and wrapped.
Gov feels four sets of protective, furious eyes on himself, and he’s even more confused.
“It’s fine,” he assures, exasperated, “I’ve been shot far worse than this over things so minor I wasn’t even informed of it. At least I know this time it was over a legal dispute.”
He tugs his sweater back down over his arm, but leaves the suit coat off for the time being.
“They shoot you over things that don’t EVEN CONCERN YOU?!” Virginia near shrieks, and Gov flinches at the sound, “Why are we just now learning this information?!”
“It’s not important,” Gov stresses, but they just don’t seem to understand, “It has not and has never been important. It’s just something that happens.” he shoves himself up off the couch and past Pennsylvania, nearly stumbling– he’s so tired. “Thank you for your help, but it is incredibly unnecessary to take on such a chore–”
He’s tugged back by a hand on the back of his shirt, a snarl building up behind him.
“A chore?” An enraged voice asks as he’s pushed back into his seat, the four of them glaring at him, “You think patching up our son, after he’s been shot, is a chore?”
There’s a sudden tugging on his ear, and he flinches at the feeling.
“Young man, if you ain’t have metal in yer spine and just got a bullet put in ya, you’d’ve just earned yerself a whoopin’!” Virginia snaps, their thumb and index finger holding firm on the man’s ear for a moment before they let go, hands going to their hips.
The brunette rubs away the stinging feeling, grimacing as he glares straight back at them.
“I said it’s fine, how many times do I have to repeat that?” He snaps in response, baring his teeth in a snarl. “None of you are listening.”
“We ain’t gonna listen when you tell us gettin’ shot is fine.” Georgia growls.
“Because it is fine, when it’s me.” he goes to stand back, “Let me go, I have work to finish–”
“Adam Jones, if you take even one step close to that desk, yer age won’t stop me from dragging you down to the southern house.” Pennsylvania barks, crossing his arms as he speaks, “See if you can ‘get back to work’ after I kick yer ass.”
Gov freezes in place the moment he started speaking. He doesn’t move, doesn’t speak– just stares straight ahead.
He stands there for so long that the anger starts to fade, replaced by a growing concern as the man doesn’t even twitch.
Georgia is the first one to step around to look at the man’s face, orange-brown eyes going wide when he sees the wetness in Gov’s grey ones.
“Oh, kiddo.” The large man brings the other close to him, pressing his face to Gov’s hair and letting the other hide in his windbreaker as the other three crowd around them, a flurry of concerned movement as Georgia feels a wet spot growing on his shirt. “What’s wrong, Adam?”
Gov’s shoulders are hitching, he doesn’t appear to be breathing properly, Georgia runs a hand through his hair in hopes to calm him down enough to get him to speak.
“You called me Adam…” the man says in heaving breaths, “You called me son.”
And suddenly, it made sense.
They haven’t called him either since 1814.
“Oh, baby…” Maryland runs his own hand across Gov’s shoulders, “It’s okay, hon, it’s okay…”
“You didn’t want me as your son–”
“No, no.” Virginia soothes, “You’ve always been our son, sweetie, it’s okay.”
“You left–”
“And it was the worst mistake we’ve ever made.” Pennsylvania snarls quietly from where he leans on Georgia’s arm, “And we’re so, so fucking sorry, kiddo.”
“My kids—”
“Miss you so much.” Georgia rasps, “They want nothing more than for their papa to come back.”
Gov makes a strangled sound, before he goes completely silent.
“Kiddo?” Pennsylvania whispers, “What’s up?”
“Please,” is the only response, “...just stop trying to open the doors… I can’t sleep with them always trying to…”
“Okay, okay.” Georgia kisses the top of his head, “We’ll stop, we’ll stop the kids too. Don’t worry buddy.”
“It’s okay, it’s okay.” Virginia hums, “Just rest now, baby.”
Gov mumbles something, in response, before he goes limp with exhaustion.
The four of them look at each other over the top of his head.
They had to talk to the other States.
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doueverwonder · 4 months ago
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I love the first continental congress video SO MUCH this thing is pure gold.
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This video is entirely why I stand on the 13 being siblings, Virginia’s exasperation when it comes to Mass and RI, NC and SC bickering, Georgia getting kicked out cause he ain’t helping, Pennsylvania telling everyone to get comfortable but not *too* comfortable. My favorite interaction the whole video being:
Pennsylvania: he’s our government… for now
Gov: *no thoughts, head empty*
Maryland: He looks a bit blank, hon. He doin alright?
Pennsylvania: well he’s not really put together yet, he’s got a lot of potential but not much else going for him… like New Jersey
New Jersey: Fuck you.
North Carolina: full of potential but mostly empty and disappointing is also how I feel about continental breakfasts
South Carolina: that’d be a good name for him!
North Carolina: continental breakfast??
South Carolina: no you dummy, like continental… Congress or something.
Gov, most monotone voice you’ve ever heard: My name is Continental Congress :)
^ babes that’s how siblings talk to each other.
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unethicalcannibalism · 9 months ago
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ISO hot femcel lesbians in the Delmarva area. Preferably ones who bite
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mysteriaqueen · 2 years ago
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some wttt fan art i did over the past week or 2
this is in reverse order
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here they are! there's one more i've yet to finish and i'll reblog this with that when i'm done
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sanyu-thewitch05 · 1 year ago
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So are we still going to call Robyn Dixon a lightskinned black woman when she’s really mixed if not white.
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Personally, I think one of her parents lied and is actually a tan white person OR she’s the result of what happens when two mixed people have kids.
Also here’s Robyn’s caption:
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