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Proverbs 15:1 (NLT) - A gentle answer deflects anger, but harsh words make tempers flare.
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how big is your wolf form?
“Do you ask every lady that or am I just special?”
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Agatha All Along 1.01|1.02
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I’m dying over this screenshot from when I had a boyfriend in high school before I figured out I’m a lesbian
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Bruce still does the tooth fairy thing for the kids.
The bats are constantly losing and having to replace their teeth. Because you don't get hit, kicked, and thrown on your face almost every other night and keep all your teeth.
So imagine early on when Duke first stays at the manor. He comes in saying how he was thrown into a car and lost a tooth on patrol.
They tell him to put it under his pillow for the tooth fairy. He laughs it off like , "OkaY, the tOotH fAirY."
The next morning at breakfast
Dick: "How much did you get?"
Duke: "Get what?"
Dick: "From the tooth fairy?"
Duke: "Oh, haha, right."
Steph: "?...Wait...Bruce?!"
Jason: "Why didn't he get anything??"
Bruce: "Don't ask me. The tooth fairy probably couldn't find it."
Duke: "You're not joking? You were serious about leaving my tooth?"
Tim: "Yeah, B always leaves money."
Bruce: "Untrue. The tooth fairy leaves money to children who lose a tooth. Not me."
Jason: "Yeah, whatever, anyway, make sure you let him or Alfred know when you lose a tooth and leave it out when you go to bed.
Bruce: "Alfred and I have no say in the tooth fairy's actions."
Tim: "We've caught him on camera, but he insists to deny."
Bruce: "Or perhaps you caught a clever disguse made to trick you?"
Dick: "... Just leave it out tonight, Duke."
Duke: "Okay, I guess I'll leave it out then?"
Bruce: "Somewhere the tooth fairy can find it easily, Is what I assume they would want."
Steph: "Smooth."
Damian *walking in*: "Father, thank you for the extra cash. This will go to the new treats I wanted to try for Batcow."
Bruce: "It wasn't me, thank the tooth fairy."
Damian: "... Yes, the tooth fairy. Thank you tooth fairy."
Bruce: "I think the tooth fairy appreciates that, Damian."
Everyone: *sigh*
(Cass is there the whole time casually eating because only Bruce knows that she sometimes will sneak in the rooms first to wait for him.)
Cass when Bruce finds her in the darkness of her sibling's rooms: "😃"
#he refuses to admit its him#caught red handed and just deflects#eveyone just accepts it and goes along with it.#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#tim drake#duke thomas#damain wayne#batfam#batfam incorrect quotes#bat family#batfam crack#dc#batman headcanon#batman#gotham#dc comics
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V1 finds a weird looking dog in hell
#idk man what if there were teacup earthmovers#tiny shiba sized war machines#that can railcannon you#yeah consider this thing hissing and yeeting its thor lightning at anything that moves#and v1 has to +chargeback to deflect the shot#i see anything remotely animal like and im just#its just a lil guy#ultrakill#ultrakill spoilers#v1#ultrakill v1#v1 ultrakill#earthmover#earthmover ultrakill#krita#my art#lyss art
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its funny because Percy has been spiraling ever since pjo and whenever he has a particularly bad episode you have other characters actively worried about it and you think to yourself surely they're going to intervene, surely someone is going to talk to him about it, and then like no one ever does lol
#I STILL HAVE NOT READ CHALICE#so maybe something's there#but I think Jason in boo was the closest thing we got (percy initiated the conversation)#but like... I still dont think Jason recognized/understood the extent to which percy was spiraling#and to be fair Jason was not present in tartarus so he wouldn't truly know but like#I dont think annabeth's approached the topic with him#at least not on a non superficial level#or if she did it happened offscreen#anyways#if percy deflects or loses it or whatever you can't say the warning signs weren't there lmao#pjo#percy jackson#mine
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#it's funny how whenever he talks about the affection from fans he always deflects it away from himself back to izzy#like hello we wouldn't have izzy without you!!!#con o'neill#izzy hands#our flag means death#ofmdedit#edits
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Not all who wander are lost. Some who wander, however, are extremely, extremely lost.
#note: this is a kitchen in a house of change. they are still on the road w the party#not to say i think that maybe chillin out in one location with some loved ones and planned visits from their friends would fix siffrin#but i am saying that they do seem to hoard random items at every given oppertunity. which is an interesting habit#isat#isat fanart#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat spoilers#sifloop#isat siffrin#isat loop#sloops#lucabyteart#but yeah no i dont actually know that siffrin would wwwant to be . travelling literally forever. given the. well. um#that one QnA answer especially. the immediate deflective joking when asked how long they'd been a traveller. mm.#it's not like they chose this life is the thing. and we know they have a habit of forcing themselves to 'stick to the script'#i really do think they'd be better for some stability. its not like you cant have a house and also go on fun travel holidays also#(if you want my real opinion. why not just move to bambouche to help raise bonnie. but. that's fanfic territory at that point)
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JK Rowling: "Give me examples of me being a hateful bigot!"
Scott Frerichs' from Team Four Star: "Okay here." *makes a whole ass thread with photos and everything ranging from her holocaust denialism to her being allies with terf's who are pro-taking away abortion rights*
JK Rowling: *suddenly fucking quiet and not responding*
#anti jk rowling#anti jkr#fuck jkr#fuck jk rowling#scott frerichs#shes probably calling her lawyers rn and seeing if she can sue someone for exposing her bullshit#she cant handle the truth#shes only good at deflecting not acknowledging
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❝ you seemed troubled in your sleep, even for you. nightmares? ❞ (jae-ha)
god of war starters. // @cxrnxticn
❝ you've been watching me pretty closely, huh? ❞ he laughs it off — though it's not the light, airy laugh that he usually does; it's heavy and curt with a forced smile. he supposes this was the only downside of having her room in with him — she would, inevitably, see those things he kept hidden; those times when he would stir at night, haunted by the things he thought he had left behind all those years ago. something only gi-gan really knew of.
❝ how cute ~ but there's nothing to worry about. just a little insomnia, it happens from time to time, yes? you should try to get sleep yourself, mariko, dear. ❞
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don't look at me i dont know what happened
this is DEFINITELY inspired from that one world's finest issue with clark posing as bruce's bodyguard so they can catch some kidnappers or whatever dfkgjlsd
these set of scans in particular
ref pic for brucie's pose in the first image
#listen LISTEN i feel it in my bones that bruce is an EXPERT at deflecting and diffusing awkward situations bc of#how often he attends parties and interacting with socialites and rich ppl#and that would mean that when he's batman and he's stuck in an awkward situation (not of his own making mind you) he just#he just CHOOSES to let it happen LMAOOO#that is funny to me#also i love the idea of bruce teasing and joking around with supes only when it's just the two of them#and when kal shares anecdotes to the other league members of batman's little jokes and stuff they just stare at him#world's finest#dc#clark kent#bruce wayne#superbat#my art#fanart
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wyllmancer week day 3: cuddling
#wyll ravengard#wylltav#bg3#baldur's gate 3#tav#voltaical ocs#bishop#bishop king of deflection#i especially like how this one turned out idk i just like their little interactions
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Am I Bonita?? ✨✨
#baegl's art#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#geto suguru#ieri shoko#Jjk art#hes weaponizing his eyes#in a different way#except it’s not working#he’s trying to deflect his mistakes
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bepo turboshitting in the bushes is somehow their fault as well
#thats his baby angel princess turboshitting :/#you didnt watch him well enough#bet he asked if the fish is fine and you said ''yeah sure lol''#he knows you :/#one piece#law continuing deflecting blame from bepo on others and never yelling at him/calling him dumb/annoying/literally anything is#one of the strongest proofs of his love and favoritism#law is a good husband#he would hold bepo's hand through his shits but he has diplomacy to do and planning
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#just let my man plan a full uninterrupted date PLEASE 🥺😭
#mobius#loki#lokius#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#loki spoilers#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#he's trying so hard!! let him LIVE!!!!!!!!#the way mobius wants to not only experience everything the timelines have to offer but share it all with loki too...#thirsting for way more than that drink am i right 😔#plus he deflects from his problems like a pro which is even sexier of him than usual tbh#but at least they finally went on that stroll :'))))#loki s2 spoilers#marvel#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs#flashing cw
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