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hmm

how about harley aka helly

ASDIB!Helly/Harley Robinson headcanons! (TW: bullying)

(and also, ASDIBAU refers to the AU as a whole, and ASDIB refers to the in-universe show)

•A rare case of my AU Helly NOT having—to some extent—an ability to see things he shouldn't like the 4th wall. Works for me as it would make the narrative shenanigans of ASDIB even worse and more of a headache if he did (it already was one with Modfall, as the Narrator there is his own character). Also a rare case of a straight Helly, although his general awkwardness over his one-sided flirt schemes (one-sided as in he doesn't take reciprocation well) and gender expression shows.

•I forgot to mention this but Mr. Robinson is in his late-30s at the 'main' events of ASDIBAU, while Harley is in his early teens. That means he lost his parents way too early in his life 🥲 (not the worst Helly backstory tho. The MD one had [REDACTED] his parents).

And said loss happened at the same time Robinson got the Trauma™.

But due to the connected and misfortunate series of events, Harley and Robinson got along like bread and butter, although not as stable without them.

•Local helicopter enthusiasist and loves the feeling of the wind going against his body! He's a natural adventurer and gets himself into trouble (nature or social). However, he is not yet used to patching himself up because he was used with his late parents doing it for little young him.

•His favorite cereal is Fruit Loops while he surprisingly likes a little bit of matcha. The matcha part comes from when his late mother lets him have a taste of "adult ice cream".

•Regular customer of the local toy store, always getting things from it and either tries to tinker with the toys he bought or just play with it as it is. Also the local sunshine boy and the light in Robinson's life (note the fact that Robinson is just Poli + Unsolved Depression, and it will get worse), making modified vehicles that can play songs.

•Doesn't go to school anymore because he is the one bullies always pick on. From his wardrobe choices, hair length, and even just his general personality, Harley ended up feeling despised amongst his peers, and is going thru an oddly optimistic 'emo' phase that goes "no one understands me and if they do meet me near the trees! :)"

In short, he has Trust Issues™, something surprisingly many Hellys lack.

•He doesn't like Narrator at first, especially as the later came off as controlling to his trapped uncle. But whenever he is both resting from collecting things around the attic and at the same time the tapes have its intermissions (which is night for Broomstown as the show takes place at daytime), Harley started to 'talk' (via poor Morse) to Narrator. Getting under the latter's persona was surprisingly an achievement, and due to the things Harley finds in the attic and what Narrator tells him about himself, Harley is a bit aware that:

Narrator lost someone thru unfair fates and tragedies, using the semi-digital microworld of ASDIB as an escape, the only thing he knew of the real world,

And...there is certainly a connection between his late mother's letters, Robinson's nightmares, and the way Narrator presents his semihuman form to Robinson.

"Were you just a living program, Narrator?"

"Of course, my little lily. I'm...part of a set of experiments my company did where instead of hiring a voice actor...they made me alive instead."

"That was oddly specific. But why are you so open about this, 'Narra—'"

". …- . -. / .. / …. .- …- . / -. --- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. / -.-. .-.. ..- . / .-- …. .- - / .- -- / .. -.-.-- / … - --- .--. / .- … -.- .. -. --. -.-.--"

"😐 Alright..."

Harley sat down the creaking attic floorboard as he puts together a picture frame of the main voice cast of this old cartoon, and his eyebrows narrowed at the cast, especially with the crack line conveniently going between to men: likely the real voice actor for Poli, and another, unknown person.

Well, it's 'unknown' in the sense that this man doesn't seemed to be credited in any credits, but it made the brunette curious regarding that one redacted area in the credits where any sorts of a VA for the Narrator stood.

What's worse is that this...man...

Resembles his semi human form.

Meanwhile, another person deep inside Broomstown lifted up her pen. This might be too early for her to invoke him to be more open to not just the kid of the man he trapped inside, but if she is too slow with this...

Nobody will win this game.

Nobody will be saved, physically or emotionally.

The story must go on, even if it repeats over and over.

And over

And over

And over

And over.

()Will you sing in grief for a lost soul whom you loved and was unable to express such intricate emotions to, even after death?

I don't think so, at least I can't. I would rather wish this world to end already. I'm too tired, I'm too tired. I just want it to end already. I'm too tired seeing this echo of a show struggling to exist. Why can't I euthanize it with words of farewell and ending the end? Is there really a planned end for this show? Have I been running around in circles?

Am I a fool for thinking that my suffering is undeserving? I didn't want to be in this role, I never wanted to. But the power of actions overpower the power of words, and something is wrong about each and every action he takes, we take, everyone takes.

If only I let go all those years ago, then I wouldn't have to bear seeing the echo if his face again...but a part of me longed to be with him again...

One way or another.

And I won't let her get in the way again.

Maybe the boy in green has a point: I was running around in circles. But what I did has no reversal; it never have in the first place. I don't even understood what it was that I can do, and to think I have it all is quite pathetic of myself.

All I did was ending up making psyches rot inside this glitched little show!

So...

Can I sing a song of grief, for my love that have no one to feel?

No; I do not deserve affection.

I never did.()

<>Please...let go of me.<>

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what pokemonn would dave strider be, time sentitive questjon

uh ponyta. jk thats a horse thats on fire thats more dirk. hold on let me google some things idk shit for fuck about pokemon

ok im back check this thing out. corviknight

-mod dave

[mayhemmies]

Draw Dave ruy

YES YES YES OF COURSE!!! GLADLY!!!!!!

this is a itty bitty sketch for a redraw i remembered i was planning to do... will colour this later !! figured i should post a sketch since my asks hunger...

[weirdmageddon]

sorry for liking davejade in 2023 btw its in a cool way though

[the-acid-pear]

going insane over Dee, don't mind me:

my beloved. my Absolute beloved. the character of all time. she's basically perpetually six years old. she's technically in her fifties. she loves her brothers. she basically got raised by a man in his early twenties because universe went 'fuck you and your family in particular.' she got killed by a pink motherfucker. she fought back hard enough he had to go get help. she caused enough problems as a ghost that her murderer built a robot to contain her soul. she has (likely) killed before and probably won't hesitate to again if she has to. she and her older brother are such an iconic duo. she's a cat person. depending on how you look at it, her brother has feelings for one of the guys who murdered her. she even has a really cool fucking scarf.

Dee Kennedy my fucking BELOVED-

- dee-in-the-box

Top 10 girls of all fucking time FOR REAL.

[insufferablemod]

might you cosplay as dave?

if taking reference pictures counts as cosplay then yes i might

[cheemken]

Another thing about Drayton that I've latched onto is his line about how 'you don't want to see me ugly cry' when you battle him. It makes me wonder how he'd cry exactly.

I'm torn between two types. One is that he's the sort to get really quiet when he cries. Just suppressing it full force, shoulders shaking and tears just sliding down his face. In private too cause it's not cool to be caught like that, and maybe he'd grab a pillow or something to muffle sobs but after like 5-10 mins, it's like a switch flipped. He calms down, washes his face and proceeds with his day normally. Sidesteps any and all questions about why his eyes look red rimmed and puffy.

Another is that he is an ugly crier. Just full on sobbing, snot and tears going down his face. Trying to wipe away but it just keeps coming. Kinda lashing out at people who try to get close or comfort him. He hates feeling this way, hates having others see him like this but it's just too much to pretend that he's fine right now. When he's calmed down, just rough scrubs to his face and then quick exit, ignoring people calling out to him.

Now what would make him cry like that is the big question haha

Oh bet he represses everything, and I mean every single thing lmfaoo

But I also imagine him being a mix of both in a way, like, he doesn't show it to anyone else ofc, he would never ever cry in public, that's so uncool in his words, but once he's alone it just,, it's a gradual thing, it builds up y'know, it's like the feeling of anxiety, where your chest feels tight and your throat feels dry and you can feel every nerve in your body almost pulsing just beneath your skin, and suddenly every little problem starts to pile up on him, until it reaches its peak and he just,,, tears up, tries to stop them, trying so hard, so hard he's trying so hard why can't they see that I'm trying and until he starts to really ugly cry, like, his chest hurts y'know, broken sobs echo within the room as he tries so hard to calm himself down, until his pokemon come out to try and calm him, until he lashes out on them, until he falls to his knees, falls to the floor, his Dragonite nuzzling close to him, hoping it's enough comfort without really hugging him, without having to risk him panicking again from being held too tight

And they wait for him y'know, wait till he's the one reaching out for them, wait till he's the one clinging to his pokemon, holding them tight, closer, impossibly closer, at least they won't leave him

Ofc, his process is still slow, after his tears were shed, he'd just,,, sit there or lie down and look up at the ceiling, letting the last remnants of his tears to fall before he takes a deep breath, let's it out, and sits upright again, chuckling to himself, saying shit like "well, that was something, huh?" And after he makes sure he looks presentable, he goes on his day as if he didn't just cry for almost thirty minutes

Low-key tho but other than being compared to his fam, I think his academic record would kinda haunt him, cause like yeah, he knows he's a strong trainer, he has no doubts with that, but he knows he's struggling w class and while he's so chill abt it, repeating his school year kinda messed with him a bit. Maybe that, and maybe the whispers abt him too ofc, how he knows other people doubt if he really wants to be a Dragon Master like Drayden and Iris, he is from a family of Dragon Masters, so why isn't he making more of an effort to become one? Idk but yeah hahaha

[thatgirlonstage]

I get that “the family that moves into the haunted house doesn’t trust each other enough to believe each other when one of them starts saying shit is haunted” is one of those genre tropes that’s like, it needs to be that way to make the story go, but I think you could do an interesting subversion/genre bait-and-switch by making a couple that pretty early on goes “no, okay, it doesn’t matter if you’re hallucinating or if the basement really did try to eat you, the person I love doesn’t feel safe so we’re getting the fuck out”. Idk it’s just really rare to see romantic relationships survive horror films and I think you could do something fun with it.

[aroacedavestrider]

while im thinking about it why are people so weird about acne scars. like i get the concern surrounding like. an open scab getting infected or something? but idk all anyone ever says to me when im picking is “stop it youre gonna get scars. do you really want to be all splotchy” like why is that everyones go-to issue surrounding skin picking. fuck if im splotchy. who give a shit

[supermightyglue]

do your jackass/cky/dickhouse girls coexist? and if they do, what's the dynamics between them?

HI sorry this is so late im bad at maintaining shit + life is rough lol

but yeah they do! not all of them tho—dickhouse girl nd main cast member are independent in their own lil universes (as of rn .. i have a few more ocs i havent posted ab that might chill w/ them) but dunn’s sister + cky girl coexist!!

their relationship is very much golden retriever x strange untrained mutt

dunn’s sister knew all the guys + cky gal growing up ofc but during those teen years she wasnt as present with them as she is in adulthood

she just had her own friends outside of them. she only decided she liked hanging w/ them AFTER high school, espec cuz she was a lil younger than bam & co

she always saw them tho & picked up lil things from ryan cuz she adores him so certain mannerisms we’re just collateral

then she kinda (easily) assimilated into the actual group nd instantly knew cky girl was meant to be her best friend

now our cky girl lowkey had a crush on her LMAO

even tho theyre VERY different nd lady dunn was oblivious af. it lasted for a good year or two nd ended some months after she got closer with their group

but circa jackass eras, theyre finally besties

we got cky gal wearing lady dunn’s lil bracelets nd always having an extra hair tie for her

meanwhile dunn always makes sure she has food for her & leaves notes/reminders for her all the time

and tbh theyre useless but cky girlie saves every single one nd reads them when shes down

they share clothes too! like usually its just stuff like i said that she’ll be wearing dunns bracelets but at sleepovers she’ll take her clothes too or accidentally swap something and then forget it wasnt theirs to begin with

speaking of, lots of sleepovers! theyre always at dunns apartment because tbh we dont know if cky girl even has a permanent residence

so dunn used to always try nd convince her to move in her spare room. she gave up when she realized 1.) no use cuz she wont and 2.) if she did, shed probably let bam and them in when she wasnt home soooo yeah no

they have so much fun getting high together. its either super chill nd cky gal is jamming on her bass while dunn just vibes or theyre silly af

dunn is the best wingwoman ever but also ppl confuse the two of them as a couple a LOT

cuz theyre too close nd dunn is a touchy clingy person and even tho cky girl isnt, she is completely desensitized to dunn hanging on her arm or being up in her face because thats just how she is

but they dont gaf nd roll with it when someone thinks that. usually they laugh so much that ppl realize their mistake

and whenever she remembers dunn simps over knoxville she wants to gag

but finding out dunn used to have a thing for bam? oh she LAUGHEDDDD and didnt stop .. ever tbh

theyre just the cutest gfs besties ever nd i’ll probably post more about them in the future mayb even a moodboard

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JOHN: well vriska, these questions aren’t really about winning or losing. we’re just trying to have fun! 

VRISKA: I’m having fun. Getting the answers right. That’s fun for me. 

JOHN: …right, but not everything in life is about being right or wrong. 

VRISKA: ........

VRISKA: [Laughs!!!!!!!!] Yeah, sure, John! You got it. [Whispers] (That’s not right.)

[mayhemmies]

YOUUUUU wouldn't happen to have maybe, a reference. Of what your tab fictive looks like I'm stupid pleas..

I have NO IDEA how to make references so. bare with me anon... sighs so loud... take a weird. doodle with notes. I also don't know where my purple went so act like the tie is purple..

I've been on a traditional art kick and you all have to sit through it btw. but it also sucks because no undo and liquify tool..... (i am spoiled)

[trapton]

so what’s everybody getting William for Father’s Day :3

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

*Race flirting with Spot*

Spot: What is this?????? Why all this niceness. Explain yourself. I will fight you.

[insufferablemod]

falls 2 my knees. THANK UUUU<3......... i was thinking about your art as i was drawing eeehehehehe you usually always come 2 mind when i draw homestuck