#Jake English

[gloviiz]

Confusing.

[sirpseudonymphoapish]

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[smellycattoes]

THEM OMG!! *giggles and explodes*

[insufferable-homestuck]

all i did today was draw transfem jake and chiikawa

[yaoirotic]

Baby’s first dirkjake yaoi

[artblocked]

...Homestuck Trolls'd your reaction images (part 2)

Beta kids'd your reaction images

[plaidos]

Thoughts on transfem Jake as a reading in Homestuck? I find it EXTREMELY compelling when others talk about Jake’s role as the Damsel

i thought you meant like The Dog from adventure time and i was literally about to go WELL..... and drop a thick tome of evidence onto your desk in a cloud of dust with my eyes shining like a little baby on christmas mornign discovering what a present is for the first time. and then i realised you meant the homestuck guy

[shittyjakeenglish]

Day 479

people are being so mean to faer in the shittyjakeenglish askbox. faes playing on the monkey bars until you all calm down

[littlebeanalien]

[partylikeamillionairee]

read NOW

(ooc)

I LOVE HOW FLAWED THE ALPHA KIDS ARE!!! So many people hate a specific Alpha Kid or something but their character flaws are genuinely so realistic because they're all 16-year-olds! Jane is just a wonderfully written female character that doesn't fall into the trope of "My only negative emotion is sad because women are sad". She's allowed to be angry, but that same anger can cause her to lash out at her friends in a realistic way, for example, Roxy. On top of this, she arrogantly believes that she's in the right all the time and constantly corrects other people, which allows The Condense to take control of her because Jane foolishly believes that Roxy's "Batterwitch" stuff is nonesense.

Jake is constantly trying to impress his friends by exaggerating his "adventures" and masculinity to try and seem more interesting. But due to this compulsive need to seem impressive, along with his utter social isolation, he can come off as self-centered and genuinely doesn't understand other people's struggles and fails to communicate his boundaries with Dirk properly.

Dirk is obsessive and possessive of all his friends, especially Jake, but because they don't perfectly fit the vision he has in his head for them, he tries to push them to become better in ruthless and harsh ways, for example, sending a whole robot to Jake to fight, only for that robot to not actually be catered to Jake's fighting capabilities, either being too soft or way too hard, because he cares more about what Jake can become, than accepting him for who he already is, which would literally solve 99% of Jake's problems anyway.

Roxy is a unique case. She's one of the few characters who genuinely acknowledges her problems and takes steps to better them, but of course, she still has her problems. She wants to be loved and validated due to her isolation and can make seriously crass remarks when it's not appropriate (like when she was considering getting with Jake right after Jane's breakdown). She's needy, affection-starved, and desperate for validation. She still has flaws outside of her alcoholism and that's genuinely amazing. Most writers would make it so that Roxy's drinking would be her only problem but it isn't. Roxy is absolutely my favorite Alpha Kid because of this!

[rotwrists]

original post by deirdreskye

[freakyeridanampora]

Hi I haven’t posted anything in like 2 days so have a pony Jake English

[exp3rtm2]

i desperately need to see more stuff of these two 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[landofsandandsecrets]

Great takes hidden in the tags.

"jake manifested the beforus ghosts unintentionally just so aranea could be his comphet demon" is one of the theories of all time to me.

[fathermister]

I love homestuck. bring back the glory days