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New outfits for dinner nights 🤍☺️✨
#australia#sydney#new south wales#selfie#all me#natural glam#new fit#outback australia#dinner dates#dates with my sisters#self love#this is me
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Mia would have some choice words on Phoenix’s taste in men
Bonus:
#ace attorney#phoenix wright#mia fey#miles edgeworth#turnabout beginnings#what I would do to have current edgeworth and channeled mia in a room together#edgeworth: ah miss fey its been a whi- mia: ur dad’s death led to my mom’s ostracization then eventual death.#mia: and also ur prosecution led to my boyfriend being in a coma which then led to phoenix wright dating a psycho#which then led to her sister being sent to a spirit temple which then comes back around to my mom dying.#edgeworth: ah.#guess who just finished turnabout bridge. wild how everything all came together huh
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you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.
you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.
he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.
a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.
he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.
you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.
people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.
wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.
also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.
he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."
you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.
"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."
he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.
you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.
is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?
you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.
#writeblr#this is a mashup of like 3 dates i accidentally went on lol#by that i mean that i was out with a woman on a date in 2 of these situations#and a man just. joined us. and we were too awkward to say anything while he tried to ''date'' me#& one was a longterm friend that i was like. you what????#like he's nice he's a doctor and my mom was SO happy she was like raquel think about it#''it's a perfect love story you grew up together and reconnected as adults and like the same things and he's friends with ur brother#and his sister is one of ur close friends!!!''#yes but alas. he is a boy . she only likes girls. can i make it any more obvious#anyway im tryna write about like the force of male attention being actually incredibly ingrained to women like we are SUPPOSED to like it#it's seen as the only important thing#even if ur gay#and it's a nuanced thing idk#and while rn i i.d. as lesbian#like .... it wouldn't be UNTRUE to say i am probably like ''cusp bisexual'' bc i CAN experience attraction to men bc like .#sexuality is fluid...#don't tell straight ppl tho bc they do not understand the concept that ppl don't necessarily need a solid everlasting label#they're like GET in the BOX#if ur gay & in boston i'm 30 and pretty please come kiss me.#(i usually only date older ppl sorry in advance tho)
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bruce: i dont want robin to be associating with huntress, i dont approve of her methods and robin is very impressionable.
tim raiding helenas fridge that very second: HEY YOU'RE OUT OF MILK
#tim is like the ultimate little brother when u think about it#tim: my older brother dated my older sister but its okay theyre not related to each other just to me and now my sister is stuck in a lesbia#situationship#tim drake#helena bertinelli
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babsy boy receives dating advice (bad)
#my art#procreate#the locked tomb#tlt#Gideon the ninth#gtn#naberius tern#coronabeth tridentarius#ianthe tridentarius#I hate drawing little doodley characters like that it’s so harddddd#tridentarii#dating advice from someone who has never kept a man and someone who only fucks her sister
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I saw like two people compliment my fem Casey design and I immediately drew this. The power of tags lol
#tmnt#casey jones#lavinia#raphael#Vin and Casey my beloved#It's like Raph and Casey with extra spice#they're talking about vin's 'annoying' sisters#fem casey#kunoichi turtles#my art#I don't think I ever said this but Casey in my genderbend AU is super flirty but in a non serious sense#like she flirts with August all the time but unlike guy Casey she actually thinks august is a cringe fail nerd#and she'd never want to date the guy#needless to say it still bothers Sophie a lot lmao#raph#vin#teenage mutant ninja turtles#ninja turtles#genderbend au#genderbend tmnt
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an archdevil and a presidential candidate sneak into a gay bar
flatcolor + closeups below :)
#they love each other so much you guys don’t understand#they’ve lived together for years. they have seen each other at their worst.#THEY HAVE CHOSEN EACH OTHEROVER EVERYTHING SO MANY TIMES#ITS ALL ABOUT FRIENDSHIP#ITS ALL ABOUT THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE#ITS ALL ABOUT TAKING CARE OF EACH OTHER#my brother just brought me fettuccine alfredo#which is an important addon to this post#(it’s all about taking care of each other)#BY THE WAY#I understand the ‘they are sisters’ response to lots of my bad girls posts but I need to make it so clear that it’s more than that#not to be that guy because I do get it but I’m in a constant state of twisting myself around my art to avoid some things#and something I get a bunch is people seeing things as either ‘they’re siblings’ or ‘they’re dating’ when neither was my intention#because what I’m trying to get across here isn’t romantic and it’s not really sisterly either. love is such a wide range beyond that#+ and I want those types of love to also be understood within my art y’know#all that to say that it’s not that deep and they love each other very very much any way you slice it#d20#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20#d20 fanart#fantasy high#fhjy#kristen applebees#fig faeth#fig fantasy high#kristen fantasy high#kristen chilis applebees#applefaeth#undescribed#my art
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textpost doodle
+ more unfinished mario stuff under the cut
all of these are texts sent between me and my sisters bc i wanna see bros banter
i got too lazy to keep working on these but please take them !!!
#mario#luigi#princess daisy#smb#smb fanart#my art#cloudy draws#art#cloudy sibling lore i love my sisters and my brother too i guess#yes sibling 1 uses my number for dating apps i still dont know how she got banned#and both use my number for discounts and other stuff#not many tags again bc these are extremely unfinished but that is ok#but know i wanna see more sibling interactions so i will be drawing more potentially;;; allegedly;;;
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Vox: *Storming the hotel first thing after knowing that Alastor is on the market again*
the first time I watched the show I honestly thought Alastor turned Vox down because he didn't want to change his name to Valastor 💀💀
Ritual Self Torture Masterpost
#radioapple#hazbin hotel#radiostatic#radiosilence#hazbin alastor#hazbin charlie#hazbin lucifer#hazbin vox#hazbin valentino#art#drawing#doodle#ritual self torture#...yes this is the deleted crack scenes from ritual self torture#set when they go on dates and is spotted by valentino...#oh and everyone is personified bc i cannot draw a tv head without going a little crazy(i cant take him seriously fr#at least my sister doesn't side eye me when i say i simp for vox now#comics#crack#hazbin vaggie#hazbin velvette#titled “crack scene” in masterpost
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I rarely make tumblr posts, but I am so infuriated by this situation I need to say something about it.
Five Hargreeves, who spent 45 years alone in a post-apocalyptic world, and every single moment of his life since was spent trying to get back to his family. The Five who ran himself dry for 2 weeks straight trying to stop the end of the world, and reunite his family. The Five who slaughtered an entire board of directors just to ensure him family's safety. Who turned back time himself, while bleeding out on the floor, just to save his siblings. You're telling me, that the Five whose entire motivation for living was once saving his family, is the same Five, who in s4 has entirely given up, and in the Subway is the one trying to convince Lila to stop looking after 6 and a half years? The Five who never once stopped trying to return to his family in all 45 years of surviving alone, decides to settle down in a greenhouse and live out a cottagecore life?
Furthermore, the same Five who told Lila that Diego loved her, who reassured his brother that his wife wasn't cheating on him and loved him dearly, the same Five who got on with Lila only due to the fact that they both cared for and loved Diego, the person they had in common, is the same Five who stole his brother's wife, whom he had three children with, just because the writers were excited that Aidan Gallagher was finally legal?
Five who hated authority, who despised when people gave him commands, who wanted nothing more than to retire in s3, is now working for the CIA and willingly calling his boss, 'sir'?
Five who used to be so paranoid and suspicious of everyone and everything, who used to solve problems alone and came to epiphanies that saved the world, who didn't even trust a past version of himself, also didn't realise that his boss of many years had an umbrella tattooed on his wrist?
Everything that once stood out about his character is now gone, as if the writers themselves entirely forgot about his existence until the last moment, and added him in as an afterthought, without thinking of the effect he would have on the story.
#Diego's “You’re a good brother” near the beginning of s4 directly paralled Klaus' “You’re a good brother”#which showed that Five cared about his family more than anything in the world#which he constantly showed through his actions in the story#only for him not to care anymore? and become a homewrecker#Lila and Five were my two favourite characters only for them to boil down to nothing#Lila and Five always interacted in such a brother/sister way#and they spent so much of s2 and s3 building up that the idea of them dating is so bizarre#Lila and Five's roasts towards each other were some of my favourite parts of the seried#only for it to be soured because of the s4 developments#i have so many more issues with this season but I had to focus on this one#the umbrella academy#tua s4#tua#tua spoilers#the umbrella academy s4#five hargreeves#diego hargreeves#lila pitts#im so sad#tua season 4#they wanted five to have a romance and yet completely forgot about Dolores
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[email protected] studies
#sam winchester#spn#supernatural#supernatural season 1#spn fanart#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#my younger sister and I just rewatched season one and I genuinely had forgotten so much of it lol#it's been a few years since I even thought of this show lol#its uhhhhhh really quite dated haha#like a time capsule#it came out in 2005 and when that sank in i was SHOOK
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colin 🤝 anthony: making an heir in s3
#the rest of my serious input is that i think this will be a flirty thread in a sex scene#esp bc in the book they have sex before they're married#but not so far before that they had to change the wedding date (although colin does but simply bc he just wants to be married)#i think it'll be the same in the show#except mirror stuff and also colin being like hey let's get in on this heir-making competition#and pen will be like colin! we're not even married yet#and he's like well do you want children? and she'll be like yes...#and he'll be like well our wedding is not so far out that starting now versus on our wedding night matters...#and pen will be like but my sisters are already pregnant#and colin will be like they could have girls! and i will love my prospective nieces very much but... we could still win this#and pen will laugh and roll her eyes and be like oh you bridgertons and your competitive spirit#and colin will be like we do like to win#(insert porn)#bridgerton#bridgerton spoilers#bridgerton s3 spec#polin#also. I DON'T SEEM SO DELUSIONAL NOW DO I!!!!!!! I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!!! I SAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!!! AND IT'S HAPPENING!!!!
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my roommate and i have lived together for a few years now and we’re both lesbians and my family is clearly under the impression that she is my long term girlfriend that im trying to be discrete about. they keep asking questions about my “roommate” (please read that with a badly disguised suggestive tone)
im literally in a fake dating au against my will
#op#this is partly my fault. i once waited 2 years to mention my long term girlfriend to any of my family (outside of my sister)#so dating someone for years and not talking about it is unfortunately something i would (and did) do#but even outside my family#we’ve also had multiple friends think that we’re secretly dating#it’s a whole thing#but we are STRICTLY platonic#can’t a femme and masc lesbian live together in peace
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phyuri 👩❤️💋👩
#look all of those ‘phils’ are angel striker aka phlondie aka blonde lesbian biker phil#get out of here with father philip ok sister daniel is a lesbian#and she’s dating phlonde#get out of here with your het catholic roleplay no men are allowed near sister daniel#she’s for the wlw and nblw and no one else#phil gets your filthy eyes off my wife she’s ours#love that usually phil is just phil who is blonde and then on very rare occasions when he looks butch and/or emo/edgy enough he’s Her#i love lesbians#BOTH THE JACKET IN THE OG PHLONDE PIC & TANK IN THE OUTFITS VID PIC SAY ANGEL ON THEM THE PHANNIE WHO NAMED ANGEL STRIKER IS A VISIONARY#dnp#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#sister daniel#angel striker#phlondie#phlonde#blasphany#phlesbians#amazingphil#phil lester#yeet my deet#danandphilgames#dip and pip#d&p#yeet my deenp#tit spoilers#terrible influence tour spoilers
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The salute of good luck🍀
Inspired by this chat.
#listen I like being at home and not leaving the house but Sir I’d like a choice 😭#genuinely can’t always remember which things happened in which game at this point#so what ever occursnces I may draw in just going to blend them all into one timeline 💀#also bought funky new clothes so it was an excuse to draw those for myself uwu#also honourary drawing of my sister im dragging her back to obey me#buggee art#artists on tumblr#obey me#om! shall we date#om! diavolo#om! lucifer#oc x canon#obey me art#fanart#obey me fanart#obey me lucifer#obey me diavolo#om! mc#small artists#retro art#comic book art#obey me shall we date
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---------------♡Hungover you♡---------------
Tysm as always for having the cutest ideas @kingkatsuki you truly make every one of us happy with your blog <3
Although I might've struggled in the beginning your support meant the world to me and to see you happy is all that matters to me. I look forward to a future with more adorable moments like these and i really appreciate you trusting me with the opportunity <3
(Don't let bakugou see this I might get a phone call saying they're looking for me ('T᷄⌑T᷅))
#☄️ ora talks#sanemi shinazugawa#sanemi x reader#demon slayer sanemi#kny sanemi#demon slayer hashira#demon slayer#art commissions#sanemi would be the type to give the cute first date idea: hand to hand combat#I would like to thank my daydreams and Jo's writing for feeding me the upmost DELUSIONS#Thank you Jo for always being the most patient person I lob u lots and for being the best unofficial big sister i can have uwu
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