#darnedest things

[brawley1492]

Kids say the darnedest things world!

[allthingslinguistic]

please i need you to watch this deadpan german linguistics professor making an incredibly catchy nerd pop song and dancing it's been stuck in my head all day

[salem-sapiens]

I don't support AI art but this cover of "Mother Knows Best" with Frollo and Quasimodo's voices has been rotting inside my brain ever since I've listened to it 🫠

[saintartemis]

Musings of a Museum Professional.

I think the highlight of my year is having a child ask me if toilets existed in the 1960s.

[stranger-rants]

I’m not the one who “cute uwu yaoi-fied bottom soft kawaii gay person”-ed him. He just looks like that.

[alarrytale]

So we have a photo from the funeral where Harry and Louis are both in it. This proves that there's no ban on pap or news photos of them together. They've never been photographed together after the band ended because they are not friends and not a couple.

So it looks like there's no ban on photos of Harry and Louis together. If there was, that photo from the funeral showing them in the same frame would have never been released.

Hello, anon!

So it looks like you sent me two asks in a row, that's not really necessary.

There's a difference between being pictured in a private and public setting. This was a very public event where paps were invited to take pictures. There are thousands of pics of H and L together in public settings and at events through the years.

There's a difference between H and L being caught by a pap walking next to each other on a side walk in a London suburb, than taking a pic of H and L in the same frame at a pap-invited celebrity-filled funeral. H and L caught alone in a private setting is suggestive. H and L at a public event with the other bandmates is not. Also, i doubt the pap even knew he'd gotten a larry shot, because Louis isn't recognisable in the pic to other than hardcore fans.

So it proves nothing, because there's never been a ban on larry pics taken in public settings and in a controlled environment.

[aliusfrater]

sometimes i wonder if the dialogue sam has in some episodes serve as actual language regarding his character or if he exists within that conversation to provide a push and pull for the flow of information that either gets another character to admit something previously unsaid in their own dialogue or to provide concrete dialogue for a specific theme within that episode. and im talking about this in the context of the usage of sam as a different kind of plot device rather than wholly as a character

[thesilverlock]

Year of OTP ⟢ JULY : Stars

Years after the defeat of E’Rah, a brand new chaotic energy has begun suddenly afflicting the city of Heartland. Dangerous unknown cards have amassed across the city. New enemies arise, and in the long absence of any previous 'heroes', it seems that hope for some victory over the new threat grows more fleeting with each passing day. And then, one night, a boy witnesses a falling star. . .

Been wanting to try my hand at this for a little while asdfgh. Golden thrives in the post-canon of the anime, who says they can’t thrive in the post-canon of the manga too~?

[boku-no-anime-phase]

Do you ever just Cry

[metamorphmigus]

A goofy request from @cherry-207. Took me ages, but I finally completed. Now I'm not much for comic style, but I did my best. X3

[brawley1492]

Mummy!

Why don't birdies wear pants?

They do darling!

They wear "feather pants" ... Mummies say the darnedest things

[verfound]

FIC: Dear Uncle Luka Clause... (MLB; Lukanette)

Characters/Pairings: Angie Couffaine (OC), Juleka Couffaine, Luka Couffaine, Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Rose Lavillant; Luka Couffaine/Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Juleka Couffaine/Rose Lavillant

Rating: Mature (More of a High Teen/Light Mature?)

Summary: It all started when his pregnant sister-in-law convinced Luka to volunteer as a hospital Santa.  It got worse when Marinette brought his five-year-old niece to come see him at work.  This is either going to be the best or worst Christmas Uncle Luka Clause has ever had…

Author’s Notes/Warnings: Rating to be safe, but more of a High Teen?  I was reading this thing about crazy things kids have asked mall Santas for, and…yeah.  Oops?  😂  Angie is the amazing @quickspinner’s.  We just kidnap her from time to time for shenanigans.  😁

“Dear Uncle Luka Clause…”

“Thanks again for the help, Marinette,” Rose said, grinning at her not-quite-but-practically-would-be-if-Luka-would-just-move-his-ass-already sister.  Who currently had glitter smudged on her cheek and the red dot from one of the labels stuck to her nose and was extra adorable, if Rose did say so herself.  It was almost a shame Luka wasn’t around to see it.

Rose could almost see it now: the soft Christmas carols playing in the background.  The glitter on her face sparkling in the fairy lights strung up around the flat.  Luka reaching over to wipe the glitter off her face.  Their eyes locking as they leaned in.  They would just be drawn to each other, like…planets, or magnets, or something – they wouldn’t even need the mistletoe Rose would have hidden in the light above them!  And they would finally – finally – kiss, and it would be the first Christmas of a lifetime of many happy Christmases, and by the next Christmas Marinette would be the one too pregnant to fit into her stupid elf costume for the children’s hospital and –

But, alas, that was not the case.  Because Luka was working.  As Santa.  For the children’s hospital.  Because their usual Santa – a lovely old man named Hank who actually was a professional, year-round Santa – had broken his leg two weeks before December, and that close to the holiday it had been nearly impossible to find a suitable replacement (there were options, but Rose refused to have a Santa that smelled like beef and cheese).  It was bad enough that Rose couldn’t dress in her elf costume – because who had ever heard of a pregnant elf? – but no Santa?

She’d only had to cry a little before Luka caved.  (She’d had to cry a little more to convince Juleka to don the elf costume instead.)

[snckt]

“oh, does she have a brooklyn accent too?” “no — she’s american.”

[aurils-blesstide]

Validation maybe for orin the red who wants to be good. Trying to play the game has become a bit painful with the knowledge I have now but didn't back then. I'm excited about this blog btw

✧･ﾟ:*— Your request can be found here.

Why, if it's not the great Orin herself! It's tremendous to have your very mighty presence around these parts.

I hope I'm not sounding too clinical by saying this, but I find you to be nothing short of fascinating. I pray I managed to do well by you with my words, do let me know if I overstepped any boundary I shouldn't have, or, Gods forbid, I misread your whole situation entirely.

I'm as excited as you are here, and I do hope to see your face in my inbox sometime in the future! Know that I will always greet you with open arms.

[alarrytale]

Larries love to complain that “””””antis”””””” just don’t leave them alone but then a person who’s not involved in your fandom tried to give Louis a cute gift to who she believes is Louis’s kid (because she’s not a larry) and Larries are jumping to attack this person and trying to turn this into something weird. Y’all are so unserious

Hello, anon!

I don't know why you are coming to me with this? I'm the first to say that antis and people who believe F is Louis' kid are gaslighted, confused and are acting out because they're scared we larries are right. I think non-larries should be left alone (and pitied). But the fact is, that you are here in my inbox and not the other way around. You are on my turf. I haven't seen any larrie "attack" this person (or other people planning similar gift givings), but i've seen larries discussing it on their own blogs. Larries are allowed to be upset over this, the attention Louis is giving them, and be angry and sad over the fact that some louies think this is what Louis wants. If they keep to their own blogs and accounts that's totally fine and valid. Just like you are allowed to complain as much as you want over larry bluegreening on your own blog, or H and L feeding us larries, on your own blog.

We'll stay in our lane, and you'll stay in yours. If we both do that, i expect to get no more ask from non-larries (lol, as if they can stay away). I have never been on a non-larrie blog, sent an ask to a non-larrie blog or interacted with a non-larrie (except for when non-larries enters my turf, aka my blog). There is only one side not staying in their lane here, and it's not me, and it's usually not us larries.

Curate your own fandom experience. If you don’t like what you see or read, then mute, unfollow or block. You can’t control larries, but you can control your own fandom experience.

[freesidexjunkie]

ADH-deez nuts