#daily alfred pennyworth

[daily-alfred-pennyworth]

[brucie-baby]

the fact that alfred was the one to put up jason's memorial is so important to me

[emo-batboy]

A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 51 (Masterlist)

(Part 52)

@bruciemilf it’s SNL week

There is so much exposition in this part. Just gimme a sec. (Also? That shirt? Took way too long to edit. But please trust the process.)

If you’re not already aware, I wrote a summary of the Battinson SNL episode forever ago. However, I will only be linking that on Saturday’s update. If you want to spoil yourself, you can find it somewhere on my blog, but I’m not handing it over just yet.

That’s it for now. See you tomorrow <3

[phantoms-world-and-more]

Danny likes to take short vacations from being the ghost king, so he occasionally has himself randomly reincarnated into a random universe with no ghostly powers or abilities. Ghosts are eternal beings and I see the length of a human life span being a short time for them hence "short vacation". Sometimes his lives are exciting and filled with supernatural or adventure. Sometimes they are just normal everyday lives. This time he was born in the 1920s in midwest America, when WWII happened he joined the Army Corps of Engineers and was shipped off to Europe. While stationed in England Danny fell in love with a war widow, Mrs. Rose Pennyworth, who has a young toddler age son named Alfred. After the war Danny stays in England and marries Rose and helps raise Alfred. Danny later dies of old age and returns to being the ghost king but still keeps an eye on Alfred to see what he is up too. Danny never has bio children when he takes these trips, due to Danny being a ghost, when he is reincarnated his new form is sterile. But he likes to keep an eye on any children he adopted in his previous lives until they die and move on.

.

[thelibrarian1895]

Wayne Family Tree- no one believes the official version

Dick regularly calls completely normal reporter Clark Kent "Uncle". Despite uncle being a fairly normal thing to call a male presenting person who not related but accepted as family, people start to notice that there's actually some resemblance between mild mannered reporter Clark Kent and beloved himbo prince of Gotham Brucie Wayne.

As a result, there is a significant number of people between Metropolis and Gotham who strongly suspect that Clark and Bruce are actually biologically related and are either brothers, half brothers, or possibly cousins. Those who suspect this frequently overlap with the portion of the population who absolutely believe that Brucie's adopted children are all actually Brucie's biological children. A smaller handful suspect that Alfred Pennyworth, still infamously thought to have been part of a thruple with Thomas and Martha Wayne, is Jon Kent Senior's brother and the relationship is through that line. There are numerous blogs online that try to piece together the hypothetical "true" Wayne family tree.

More than a few around the Daily Planet or other news companies rib Clark, some kindly and others not so much, for working for his brother. Clark had thought that this would mean he doesn't get assigned to puff pieces at Wayne family events. Unfortunately he is wrong since Perry White points out that Brucie owns the Daily Planet anyway so no matter what they do, the Daily Planet will be accused of bias if they have any mention of any of the Waynes in their articles.

Brucie, when he learns of the conspiracy, 100% feeds the rumors but does not confirm at all because he is a troll and, if pressed, might mention that if he had to pick a brother, Clark wouldn't be last on the list.

Kon, in the meantime, is considering picking out a new surname from the phone book or taking up Martha Kent's maiden name while Tim contemplates dropping "Wayne" from his name.

[delicatedarknight]

Okk imagine for some reason or other Damian suggested Bruce and him take the subway for the parents meet for a change of pace and while they are waiting there they are met with Clark along with Jon in his arms who was blowing bubbles and on their way to new gotham museum. Clark and Bruce exchanged pleasantries and waited in silence until Jon spoke " Damian do u also wanna blow some bubbles?" with a gleaming smile. Damian, feeling flustered for being caught having interest in 'childish things', looked away and shook his head in denial. Bruce sighed and before he could say anything Clark has already picked Damian up in another arm and spoke "It's okay to let yourself relish things for a change of pace" as he softly smiled while Jon taught Damian how to blow bubbles. Jon told Damian to simply blow in the bubble wand and Damian being novice to it blew too hard into it, leading to soap solution being splattered. Clark cooed at the scene and tried to stifle a laugh just like Bruce whose eyes were shining in endearment. Damian poutes at the failed attempt, again Jon told him to blow slowly into the wand and demonstrated how to do it. Determined to blow his first bubble perfectly he took a deep breath and blew into the bubble wand slowly and steadily. And there it is world's most perfect bubble floating around, happy at his achievement he pointed at bubble while looking at Bruce and goes “ Did you see that? Did you see that dad? I did it!! ”. Bruce trying hard not to cry, proudly nods at his son's achievement and happiness. He doesn't know why but something about the scene warmed Bruce, that even he ended up genuinely smiling at them. He looked at how love of his life which Bruce would never admit to look like while hyping the boys for a bubble competition. Flash . All three looked at Bruce with a look of confusion when Clark squinted his eyes accusingly "you took a photo of us, didn't you?". Bruce looked away while mumbling a small 'no' a habit of his when caught lying as he silently kept his phone away. Jon chimed in gleefully with a "Show us, show us" along with the other two joining him. And there it was a photo of everyone's faces squished together trying to take a peek of the photo on the front page of every newspaper known to man with headlines 'Bruce wayne's secret lover? ' with a tiny sub heading 'Did the Gotham vigilante finally bite the dust? '

[stargirlfics]

Is "fingerwarming" a thing? Like cockwarming only with fingers instead? Just imagine doing that with Alfred... and every so often he wiggles them against your g-spot to make you squirm... especially if you're in a semi-public place/somewhere you could get caught?

If it’s not, we’re certainly making it a thing with Alfred 🥵

That sounds so hot to just be in his arms, stuffed full of his fingers or sitting on them trying to control yourself! The way he would warm you up too, slip his fingers inside one by one, till you’re full and aching and he’s hushing your whines with sweet and encouraging kisses that would seem innocent otherwise

He would love seeing you trying to wiggle or squirm every now and then, knows you can’t resist the way he moves his fingers so expertly, you’d be begging him for more already if you weren’t trying to be good and hold out and behave yourself

Ooh and if you’re somewhere where you have to be discreet and keep it down, the added thrill of potentially being caught if you can’t…oh my god!!!

Salivating over this bestie and all the while, Alfred is enjoying how you’re starting to make such a slick mess on his fingers, the way you clench around him, how warm and soft and fucking drenched you are, it drives him crazy and the intensity of the moment between you guys just makes it all even hotter

Need this so bad!

[batman-daily]

The complete daily Batman newspaper comic strips, Part 33 and the grand finale!

Thank you so much to everyone for reading! If you'd like to know more about this forgotten Batman saga, I encourage you to check out my pinned post.

And if you're a latecomer who'd like to read this storyline from the very beginning, start here!

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Mmh. Bruce roast. My favourite.

Batman Newspaper Comic (1990)

[desperatecheesecubes]

Alfred and Jason get along so well because neither of them are afraid to straight up murder someone

[heroesriseandfall]

One notable thing about Mrs Mac is that she essentially functioned as the Drake family equivalent of an Alfred—just one who worked for the family for much less time (from when Tim was 14 to when he was almost 16).

She was an immigrant from Europe, she lived at Drake Manor, she cooked and did laundry and cleaned and woke people up in the morning. Aside from vacations to visit Ireland, she was the one home when Tim’s dad was away. She even had a role of being a judgmental but fond caretaker in the family.

One thing she didn’t do is drive the Drakes around, from what I remember. And of course, she didn’t serve as Tim’s vigilante enabler like Alfred does, because she was never his confidant the way Alfred is. Going beyond surface level she and Alfred are quite different (largely because Alfred is a more important character), but I think she is much more similar to him than people seem to recognize.

[daily-alfred-pennyworth]

[tetrilys]

Jason you little tire-stealing hypocrite

Look at Alfred. That is the face of a man finally getting revenge after years of dealing with Bruce's bs

[thebibliosphere]

One of the funnier aspects of playing with the Pennyworth canon is being able to play into Alfred having fourth-wall-breaking powers.

He's not psychic. But his relationship with reality is a little bit to the left of everyone else's on account of the War Trauma, Witches Spiking His Tea With Hallucinogens That One Time, and a heaping dose of Main Character Energy.

He's just a little bit too aware of things. A little bit too ahead of the plot. Everyone else around him is staggering about, fumbling their way through the dark, and Alfred's already pulling out his gun, anticipating the next shot. Except for when the plot needs him in the dark. Then he's just as surprised as everyone else, if not more so, because he didn't see it coming, and Alfred always sees it coming.

Not to mention all the times he hallucinates a dead person conveniently telling him how to resolve this week's plot while quietly worrying he might have gone A Little Bit Mad.

It makes for an entertaining character study when you drop him into a more traditional Batman world, and he's suddenly second-fiddle to the somehow even more insane shit Bruce is dealing with on a daily basis.

Bruce: I don't know what I'd do without you. It's like you anticipate everything. How did you know I'd need an antidote for fatal laughing gas?

Alfred with the ghost of Martha Wayne standing over his shoulder, absolutely sweating bullets and not about to admit to anything lest he end up enjoying a mandatory 72 hour grippy sock vacation in Arkham: Oh, well, y'know, what's a butler for...

[phantoms-world-and-more]

Danny is dating dick and after a series of events they decide to confess that he and his family are vigilantes

What they didnt expect is is for danny to say

:yeah,i knew already. Figured it out

And walk away

Now their all freaking out, danny a civilian (to their knowledge) figured out not only dicks identity but ALL of their identitys and identifys ways people could figure out without a personal connection

Bruce has gone full paranoid, looking over danny records, upgrading all the fire walls and security systems, painstakingly looking over all the information danny gave him to fill in the holes

Dick is in shock and awe at his boyfriend, is currently trying to suppress his internal freakout while helping alfred keep the family functioning

Jason is laughing his ass off at the way danny distroyed all of Bruce's defence systems and made it look easy

Tim is helping batman, while silently apologising for being just like danny when he way younger

Damian has been petting Titus and aftred(the cat) while staring off in the distance questioning his life

Alfred is this close to pulling out the shotgun at danny for making the batfam go into another mind break

[thesuperiorrobin]

➳ Reminder that all of these are Female reader insert

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── one shots ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆

✶| Headline |

➳ Dating Damian Wayne was It’s pros and cons, cons being the press follows you almost every where when you’re alone or with Damian.

✶| Truth hurts |

➳ you find the truth about that scar on his chest

✶| He has feelings? | part two |

➳ Damian has been coming home late after his patrol, coming home smelling like strong feminine perfume. His brother follow him one night and they are in for a surprise

✶| Her laughter brings me joy |

➳Damians is in loved with the way you laugh. His brothers tease him about it

| “I promise I’m not scared of you” |

➳scarecrow uses you as bait and an experiment for his fear toxin leaving you in fear of someone precious to you

✶ | Is that my shirt? |

➳ playing with Titus a fun but sometimes he gets a little to competitive

✶| “Kind hard to focus when you look like that” |

➳ Damian find you staring at him while he does his daily workout session

✶ | “I don’t like sleeping alone anymore” |

➳ Damian confronts you after acting weird this past couple of days only to find out you haven’t been sleeping, but for what reason?

✶| “He’s only soft with you ” |

➳ Damians really whipped for you if he’s nice

✶ | “He lost his virginity!?” |

➳ the batfamily notice Damian acting off these past couple of months and come up with weird ideas as to why

✶ | “Don’t say a word about this” | Ft: Alfred|

➳ Pennyworth has to keep yet another secret

✶ | Media is stupid |

➳ you and Damian play with social apps—giving people taste of your love life

✶ | “Dance with me ” |

➳ you and Damian dance together at one of Bruce’s Galas and the attention is set on both of you.

✶ | lipstick Stain | part 1 | Part 2 |

➳ a TikTok trend that leads to the media coming crazy

✶ | “Crazy idea let’s make out” |

➳ teens being teens Y’know?

✶ | punished by my body |

➳ period are never fun. Especially when they keep you from killing you for seeing Damian.

✶ | untitled |

✶ | Rainy days |

➳ Damian realizes that the rain rain always put you in a mood—getting moody once you fix your attention one the thunder rather then his lips

✶ | Thoughts |

➳ Damian is neglecting his duties as being your husband—I’m result puts bad thought in your head that make your two confront him about it.

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── Headcannons ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆

✮ Damian Wayne, the blood son of playboy billionaire Bruce way. Damian Wayne doesn’t live up to the playboy title like his father back in the day

✮ Fem!Reader having a crush on Damian Wayne

✮ Boyfriend!Damian Wayne

✮ Hispanic!Fem!Reader

✮ Damian Wayne doesn’t get crushes

✮ husband! Damian Wayne

✮ bat boys type

✮ random Damian Wayne headcannons

✮ Platonic reader

✮ Quality time

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── scenarios─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆

❀ Damian Wayne hates galas , more then he hates his brothers.

❀ Damian ‘Clingy’ Wayne

❀ his bed is more comfortable

❀ “I loves you’s” coming from him

❀ Damian’s not a big fan of holidays

❀ thinking about league of assassins! Damian Wayne

❀ he’s sick to his stomach every time he looks at you

❀ never question why’s your hair is always up

❀ Damian doesn’t get sick often but when he does…

❀ argument | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 |

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── Random─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆

✄ incorrect quotes!

One, two, three, four, five, Six, Seven(Jason Todd)

✄ Instagram!

One, two, three

✄ message between you two!

One, two

This is a years worth of writing that I managed to put on one page 🥲

Just let me know if any of the links aren’t working