#DC comic

[angstandhappiness]

BAH HAH

Collection of “I’m Robin and being Robin gives me magic!”

Part 1 | Part 2? of Ghost Jason Series

[the-fyre-flie]

Bruce Wayne, 15, going with Alfred to visit Smallville after a tornado as a part of a charity/emergency relief effort, meeting also 15 year old Clark Kent, a very nervous farm boy who eventually opens up and matches his energy.

They are, at first, terrified of each other. Bruce is anti-social, and Clark is socially anxious. Clark is still trying to keep his powers under wraps, but Bruce is observant and seems to always be on his tail.

Bruce, leaning over Clark's shoulder: that lumber weighs a lot. Too much for an adult male.

Clark, who totally forgot he was being watched: oh uh... being farm raised makes me... stronger?

Bruce: hmmm... sure.

Clark is trying to direct Bruce through chores and cleaning up the half wrecked farm, and while Bruce is doing what he's told, it's obvious there's a lot of friction between them. Alfred and the Kent's watch their sons work to fix a fence, the pair slowly warming up to each other. The adults smile and chat over tea and pie while the boys fix the farm. Alfred says this is good for Bruce, working with normal folks and not being cooped up, and the Kent's are like 'haha normal yeah sure if only you knew'.

By night fall, Bruce and Clark are bickering over how to paint the fence, white paint all over Bruce's suit and Clark's hair. From afar, it looks like they're fighting, but to their parents, it looks like they're having the time of their lives with their new friend. They're shoving each other and fighting for the paint can, and when they eventually get scolded by Ma Kent and Alfred, they head inside and eat together and continue their bickering.

[writing-nothing-but-spilled-ink]

I'm gonna preface this with saying I know nothing about the Arabic language okay but I just thought of this scenarios and it's so funny

Could y'all imagine after Jason returns to Gotham and back into the fold and a time after Damian is also officially robin talia just shows up to spend time with her sons and to see how they are

And durring this she takes one look at Jason and just starts speaking to him in Arabic and Jason just stares at her wide eyed and has to try to remember all the lessons she taught him and knowing damn well she'll hand him his ass if she learns he did not keep up with the lessons and so he just kinda fumbles through the language and Talia just straight up grabs him by the ear drags him to the nearest private study in the manor and on the way she passes by Damian and also grabs him by the ear all the while cursing. In Arabic in a mom voice who's both disappointed and annoyed with her grown son.. Damian tries to struggle out of Talia's grip but one glare from her has him stopping in his tracks and allowing her to drag him along as well, once they get into the study Talia basically sits both boys down for an impromptu Arabic language lesson and they spend a few hours jogging Jason's memory in the language and then she starts checking over both boys ensuring they're both healthy and okay and ensuring that Bruce hasn't allowed her sons. Anywhere near that clown freak that seems to always be running a muck around Gotham...

Eventually Alfred pops in and brings everyone tea and cookies and asks Talia if she'll be staying with them for the night she declines and said she'll only be staying for dinner ..

Eventually they just start to catch up because to Talia Jason is also her son in fact she's the one that found him and brought him to the league to help him remember who he was and work through some of the trauma with him, she asks him about weather hell attend college or some kind of schooling, or if he'll continue work as a vigilante like his father, Jason is reluctant to answer Talia sees this riffles his hair and sensing he's uneasy she moves on to Damian and asks him how hes doing living with his father and living as a regular boy outside of the league Damian immediately starts telling Talia about all the animals he's been helping around Gotham, and his aspirations to be a doctor and work in medicine, also how stupid all his peers are and how frustrated he is that father keeps treating him as a childhood as if he wasn't running his own missions and team within the league and never once got caught, talia simply tells him that she and Bruce have very different ways of parenting and training and the reason she sent him to be with Bruce was because she thinks that it's what is best for him it'll provide him with a better much happier life than the league would at this time in his age and it's. Important for him to socialize and learn to work with people his own age and interact with civilians, she also tells him the working in medicine is something that seems to run in the family and gives him her blessing for his career choices..

Much later before dinner Jason pulls Talia aside and starts telling her about the fight he's had with Bruce where he yet again chose joker over his own son this time he was nearly tortured by joker and almost lost his life, and he doesn't know how to deal with it anymore Talia at this point wants to hand Bruce his ass but she doesn't let that on instead she offers to allow Jason to return to her and the league to get a break away from Gotham and he can sharpen some of his skills..

Though quietly she's just planning on killing joker and she honestly puts out a hit on him within the league because she's tired of her sons getting threatened by a mad man and if they're father won't do anything about it she will

[lucatheskydiamon]

Every time I think of Batman saying he works alone, I don't just think of the Batfamily.

but also in "Batman Inc" (a Batman foundation around the world that Bruce sponsors 😉)

[izzpeachy]

Some practices

I freaking LOVE them.

[lisholoz]

[asraindarkness]

drew my babygirl like this

heavily inspired by dan mora’s version of nightwing

[reineydraws]

any fan of kakashi is a fan of jason todd send tweet

[oifaaa]

sometimes you have a silly wee idea and you make a silly wee comic

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Not Dick callin out to Jason as Robin to get him to stop beatin the fuck outta the dude 😭

Nightwing 2021 Annual #1 (2021)

[crimsonkingart]

Mamabird in action (I'M NOT SORRY)

[mud-muffin]

Starfire sketch 😼

[the-fyre-flie]

Bruce and Clark swapping sons, specifically Damian and Jonathan. Shenanigans ensue!

Clark has had to put Damian on one of those kiddie backpack leashes just to keep him contained. It's a little monkey one that Damian has manged to slip out of no less than 6 times so he could go "deliver justice" (beat up petty thief's and muggers). Unlike Jon, Damian has no weaknesses besides being physically overpowered and Clark would rather be shot with Kyrptonite bullets than have Damian be pissed off that he's being treated like a kid (even tho he is one).

Bruce is having no easier a time with Jon. When a Kyrptonian is a fan of yours and also only about 9 years old, they're hyperactive as shit and get in the way a lot. Bruce can't even threaten the boy with Kyrptonite cuz Jon is his best friends son and the poor kid is trying so hard to be helpful. Failing, but trying. Jon has accidentally allowed the Riddler to get away twice now because he so badly wants to help solve the riddle, and it keeps slowing Bruce down.

[writing-nothing-but-spilled-ink]

Anyways this thought came to my head now I'm obligated to share

This is an au where Selina Kyle and Bruce actually get married and are in the process of like sharing a life together

Anyways this is a thing I think would be funny if it happened

Bruce is just excited to tell his friend the good news but his friend isn't exactly thrilled it's 2 am and while Gotham never sleeps Harvey dent aka two face is fucking horrified by the. Text he just received from fucking Bruce Wayne, how he got his number he doesn't fucking know the text in question

JUST GOT MARRIED!!!! 🥳🍾🍻🎉 Also totally off topic but I did not sign a prenup btw any idea of what my shares are Selina is asked for some so I gave her some but I don't actually know what they are

Two face just immediately starts blowing up Bruce's phone trying to get that man to answer is a fucking nightmare especially whenever he gets a new partner to spend time with it's like he can't see behind the pretty girl in front of him, he may be the world's greatest detective but when it comes to romantic partners he's the world's biggest idiot especially when he's in love

Finally two face starts falling Bruce and when he finally does answer he's on speaker with Selina in the room

"Bruce for the love of God tell me you had her sign a goddamn prenup, did you even discuss custody arrangements, HOW AND WHY ARE YOU GIVING HER YOUR SHARES WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT IT IS THAT YOU HAVE TELL ME THAT THIS IS A JOKE".

Bruce: I think your jealous of what I have with Selina, I trust her completely there's no need for a prenup, as for the kids they won't be a problem, and that's precisely why I texted you afterall you were one of my closest advisors for years also I thought you'd be happy for me, ya know it's not my fault yo-"

Two face: BRUCE I AM NOT JEALOUS I AM CONCERNED SELINA IS INFAMOUS FOR BEING INTERESTED IN HER OWN POCKETS AND ANYTHING SHINY, AND NEED I REMIND YOU THAT WE AREN'T FRIENDS WE HAVENT BEEN FRIENDS FOR YEARS IDK IF YOUR DRUNK OR STUPID BUT KNOWING YOU ITS PROBABLY BOTH, YOU NEED TO SEND ME ALL THE PAPERWORK REGARDING YOUR NEW MARRIAGE IMMEDIATELY SO I CAN FIX THIS GODDAMN MESS CAUSE I WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOU CRY AND WHINE WHEN THIS BLOWS UP IN YOUR STUPID ASS FACE DOES ALFRED EVEN ONOW OF YOUR STUPIDITY BECAUSE THIS IS A NEW KIND OF STUPID EVEN FOR YOU WORLDS GREATEST DETECTIVE MY ASS

Bruce merely smiles and says you wouldn't be nearly this worked up if you didn't care I knew you were still in there harv I just wanted the proof that my friend still exists I'd like for you to be my second best man at my wedding also you should come to dinner some time the kids they all miss you, and some of them have started to take an interest in the law you were at the top of your field maybe you could point them in the right direction, as for me and Selina while we did elope it has not get been made official so if you really want me to do all this paperwork you must come over for a family meal Bruce then promptly hangs up leaving Harvey absolutely flabbergasted because wtf just happened and how the fuck, wait did he just get fucking adopted by Bruce Wayne, he's a fucking supervillain and he got roped into attending a family dinner..

A moment later his phone dings and he opens it to see a big list of various foods drinks appetizers and deserts with a text at the bottom that says choose three of your favorites from each category and just dress casual or whatever's most comfortable to you it's only a small family dinner please email Alfred a list of any diet restrictions or food allergies you may have it'll be nice to have you over and don't worry Selina has agreed to play nice I know the two of you haven't always gotten along, his phone lights up again with a Gmail account to Alfred pennyworth two face can't argue so he just sighs exasperated and just RSVPs everything and goes in to see the gotham seamstress for something a bit more fancy for this get together and one extra nice suit for the wedding

[lucatheskydiamon]

You know I'm the only one who thinks that the DCAMU wasted two good jokes and that it referenced the comics...

You wanted a bisexual joke? They had Hal and Constantine

They wanted a joke that had an impact, it would have been better if the joke had been with Harley

(is that even Constantine would be Harley's type)

I don't forgive them for not making more references to the comics.

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