#daddy of all time

[whoopseydaisy]

Actually feeling so soft right now thinking about how Soft chose Soft for his name cloak and what that says about him as a person. And how in the story the way he got it was the first thing his little girl thinks when she's with him. Now thats a dilf.

[war-forged-storms]

I know that some people get very nervous around the idea of having sex while under the influence, but don’t worry, I’ll guide you.

You can come sit on my lap and I’ll hold your cup or can or whatever and help you drink it down, all while my other hand feels you over your underwear. We’ll go nice and slow, I won’t slip my fingers into them until you whisper in a drawl that you want it. If you really struggle with it, I can take the sip of your drink or take the shot for you and spit it into your mouth through a kiss. That way there’s less thinking work for you.

You can take an edible or something and I’ll slowly start to go down on you while you’re in a nice and hazey. If you’re comfortable with smoking, maybe I’d let you take a few hits off my joint, or again I can shotgun them to you, make even getting stoned something out of your responsibility. Just lay down and let me make you feel good.

I’ll tell you everything I’m doing and everything I’m going to do. I’ll make sure you’re as comfortable and care free as you can be while I work orgasm after orgasm out of you when you’re in your own little world.

[demaparbat-hp]

Izumi (steambaby) sketches.

[jakeperalta]

keep seeing "taylor hates matty just like us!!" like.. she hates him because he broke her heart I hate him because he is a legitimately garbage person we are not the same

[sexymikayla3]

[bruciemilf]

Headcanon that, every year on their birthday, Kryptonians get new superpowers.

Clark doesn’t really keep track; That’s Bruce’s job, for the most part. This year? Mediumship.

me·​di·​um·​ship

/the capacity, function, or profession of a spiritualistic medium/

“Communication with spirits,” Bruce has this habit of nicking his thumb with his teeth, pretty, hazel eyes glossy with thought. Clark doesn’t need supervision to see how beautiful he is when his mind’s at work. “Fascinating.”

“Yep,”

Clark watches Thomas Wayne’s ghost give him the glare of the century behind his son’s back.

The skin of his jawline is entirely ripped off, peeled by Joe Chill’s gun, like the news article said. Sincerely, the Wayne glare scares Clark more.

“Fascinating.”

[mispelled]

Would you guys hate me if I told you I drew most of this before the poll was over

[rooolt]

she’s 50 years old. she’s lives in her sisters backyard. she hates the Italians. she plagiarizes from encyclopedias. she participates in underground boxing rings in order to pay back her debts from illegal sports betting. she made a dubious deal for knowledge with an eldritch entity known as the “godslayer”. she had a drunken one night stand with a draft dodging Italian catboy. she’s maybe, even, a lesbian.

[breathing-in-waves]

Lewis Pullman really goes from "soft boy, must protect at all costs" to "your daughter calls me Daddy too", huh?

[alien-bluez]

Lark can't handle nice things, and as he says "always fucks it up."

Drew a scene from this fic here, please please go read it right now!

[green-green-grass]

"...like begonias. Grown from the cuttings, you see."

[lacebird]

"I gave you a choice"

[mj-thrush-gxn]

initial designs🫶

[koszmarnybudyn]

The teens are okay, for once :)

My commissions are open btw :) more info in the in the pinned post.

[7cfc00]

Cast: Hermie the Unworthy as Theatre Kid with Identity Issues!

[itsxroxannex]

Gosh this looks terrible 😭

BUT THEY'RE BACC WITH THE GAME

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