#cwimes

[lizathebunnyart]

So much boops! :D EVERYONE SHALL BE GETTING A BOOP!!!

[g00se-ars0nist]

AWWWW THE SCRUNGLY DOUBLE TAP IF YOUD SCRUNGLY YTHE WHEN!!!!!

[aliferous-ly]

ew I knew there was gonna be unnecessary straight romance but I didn't think it was gonna be with HOUSE

[sae-mian]

Send 👗 to see them in a fancy dress

nira'sae doesn't have a lot of cause to do the whole fancy, dressing-up thing - so here's a fancy outfit i like them in.

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[ancientgoldboundspirit]

@sennenpharaoh replied to your post “// anyway he can be your angle... or yuor devil. ...”:

((if he can be an "angle" does that make him "acute angle---" *bricked*

​// YOU BET YOUR ASS IT DOES. LOOK AT HIM

ignore the war crimes

[takethistoyourstardust]

GRIPS RORA

[sanityshorror]

Bitches mad about the road being shut down for a little bit? Back in 2020 all the roads and highways into the City got barricaded by the feds bc Chicagoans don't play around when protesting injustice.

The good people protesting in support of Palestine in chicago today shut down a road on the way to ohare airport today and the locals are maaaaaad.😡 the people protesting genocide went too far today when they inconvenienced me personally 😡😡😡 lock them up 😡😡😡😡

https://wgntv.com/news/chicago-news/protest-outside-ohare-airport-shuts-down-all-lanes-of-ob-i-90/amp/

[miyoriia]

is it reawwy a cwime to be too shy to pay for my gwocewies? uwu

[kurishiri]

I love this art but it be low key a lil scary… is that just me?

like hear me out here.

“go commit a crime” “ok” vibes

ok so maybe I’m totally delusional, that’s also fair. But like,

they chose to make them look into a mirror, something made clear from the bottom; would this suggest Alfons has some sort of “upper hand” or advantage, as he is the one with the mirror curse

for the most part, the background is blurred out, so only Elbie and Alfons are 100% clear in the reflection — this could be symbolism of how much pure trust Elbie puts in Alfons

like to Elbie, Alfons is his world

another way you can tell Elbie heavily trusts Alfons (maybe too much) is look at how close their faces are: Alfons is leaning in from above, and Elbie basically leaning back in from below

now this may be because they are ���master and attendant” but Elbie is not fully clothed, while Alfons is. The lack of clothes can symbolize vulnerability, and on the other hand, being fully clothed can represent being closed off

basically, it seems that Elbie may be overly dependent (overly trusting) on Alfons. They said in the relationship chart that they were “childhood friends” and “master and attendant” but, it’s probably deeper and more nuanced and/or twisted than that. And that nuance, I think, is captured in this official art

the pinned blue butterflies in the background are beautiful, but symbolically could represent feeling “trapped” or, at the very least, not free

there’s the juxtaposition of Elbie’s kind of sad?? expression and the bright, sunny background, and Alfons is probably plotting something. I don’t know what, but he likely is, like just look at that smile-

maybe this art is just so beautiful it’s scary /lh

if anyone’s got more insight, I’d love to hear 👀

“go commit a cwime uwu”

“okie”

[bittybattybunny]

Realized I could post a few of the bits from my video!

But the ending card which is just the adorkable beans cuddling after locking me in a cage for my cwimes uwu

[eldritchnebula]

Maybe if I ask really nicely it'll happen.

So like. When is the Tennessee Governor gonna tell the LGBT+ community April Fools about the anti-drag bill. Someone needs to teach him about what pranks are and aren't funny smh

[butterfwiesndinorawrs]

I has ouchie boo boos n no one to kissies dem better n I thinks dats just stwaight up a cwimes agains dis cute factor baby! Call da stuffie guard n da princess police! Is high alert, red code, emewgency status!!! 🛑📣🚨

[derpylittlenico]

Derek: This is an..."uwu" free zone!

Erica: Cwimes against huwwumanity~

Derek: .......

Stiles: This mowortal vessel is owonly a shell for the howwors within~!

[ladymiraclewings]

Tengen Uzui: The next person who says ‘owo’ or ‘uwu’ is under arrest for crimes against humanity. Inosuke Hashibira: Cwimes against huwumanity. Tengen Uzui: I am going to break your fingers.

[sae-mian]

Send 💄 to see them in their going-out attire :)

just something simple, for them. ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ something pretty and simple.

(im so sorry nira'sae is literally so boring. they wear like. One Outfit for Everything normally OTL)

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[stackofsnakes]

Lots of crime is just "Tihi, don't commit cwime or we send this hunky dreamboat with loads of personal drama, or this lovable weirdo with their many quirks, or this hardboiled manly man with a heart of gold, or hot womam uwu" and it's nice, but it doesn't put the fear of god into me. Not like a dusty man in a shabby coat and a beat up car who knows, knows that I commited the murder, knows that i put that very unflattering note on my teachers back all the way back in elementary school and is just taking his sweet time to prove it!