#cursed timeline

[trpld]

Never thought I’d live to see the day the USAxRussia dynamic become a slow burn enemies to lovers

[angels-in-overcoats]

I've taken the liberty of renaming the Fast and Furious movies as if the original title were still Race Wars:

- Race Wars

- 2 Race 2 Wars

- Race Wars: Tokyo Drift

- Race & Wars

- Race Five

- Race & Wars 6

- Wars 7

- The Race of the Wars

- Race Wars Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

- R9

- Race X

[mando-abs]

So Jeremy Allen White being Jabba’s son WASNT a joke a heard yesterday.

Welcome to the family I guess

(No but it is super funny seeing causal Star Wars fans finding this out. I’m so sorry this is how y’all found out. Truly less knowledge about Star Wars is better)

[sigilmint]

aleksis nathan dorsey

[sophiemars]

Maybe twitter being run by an official member of the US Government is not the epitome of Freedom of Speach tbh

[zonerobotnik]

Okay, one buff Varian with harem boy Hugo. I dunno, I might not dislike this as much as I thought I would. But, I think the next time I draw this bodytype, it's gonna be Dan Phantom. Hugo is less blond than usual but he's still got some blond going on, for aesthetic reasons. Despite his being called "blond" in many a fanfic, this guy is a natural brunet and I wholly embrace that.

[kurtsvonneslut]

i have a masters degree and i'm getting callout posts for my warrior cats ships

[headingalaxys-spicy]

Everytime I get frustrated at another country's actions I always remember this:

There's no such thing as bad nations, just bad people

True. And studies show it do be like that sometimes.

[topsonlyybar]

can’t believe there was anything that could top sister daniela. and within the month too

[omnissaiev]

I'm having CIVILIAN IN WARHAMMER 40K IMPERIUM levles of Emotional fun and existential security. IN REAL LIFE! Be careful what fandom you low key present as. You might just get it! But hey, The Adverserial Side has it worse.

[self-made-cages]

Watched a couple of episodes of Midnights Mayhem with Me this morning and GOSH what a simpler time that was 🥲

[headingalaxys]

God they want to be victims so bad it’s really embarrassing.

Guess what we don’t feel bad for you because *cough* *cough* you’re the bad guy doing evil shit *cough* *cough*

Cry me a river to the sea

[omegatop]

Tfw two friends within the course of a week try to put on the St3ven Un1verse M0vie and I can't watch it bc my ex who assaulted me kins Spinel

[thymerat]

got high and had a vision of an alternate timeline where Pro-Life activists used "Let it Grow" from the Lorax as a marching song

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

[nekolantern]

can't believe we're about to enter a timeline where we'll be able to say "remember when humans made art instead of computers"