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Scooping him

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A Refined Ant With Expensive Taste Attempts to Steal a Loose Diamond From Wholesaler’s Desk

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i ran 80,000 simulations and we were soulmates in each and every one of them

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Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones

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does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird

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Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.

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methodology

[ID: Five panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.

Panel 1: A grayscale person with glasses and an olive green person with a rectangular build are sitting on chairs, while a grayscale person stands at a lectern, moderating a debate.

Glasses: "...and so, you see, it is the failure to correctly interpret the phrase "touch grass" and subsequent urge to not only perpetually be in contact with grass, but actually become grass, that is the fundamental driving force of the autoverdephile."

Moderator: "Wow! It's no wonder that you're one of the most respected researchers in the field! Green person, what do you think?"

Panel 2: Zoom in on the olive green person.

Olive: "...

I think first of all we need to figure out what drugs this person is on.

Then we need to burn down every institution that allowed them to have a career."

Moderator: "Woah there! There is not need to get impolite!"

Olive: "Did you hear anything they just-"

Panel 3: Zoom in on the one with the glasses.

Glasses: "Hold on, moderator. There is a grain of truth to their chlorophyll-addled ramblings.

I am not on any drugs at this moment. Which is precisely the issue."

Panel 4: They proceed to sip from an enormous box of "hallucination juice" through a straw, with the panel reading "sluuuuuurp" in large text.

Panel 5: The alleged researcher, now heavily pixellated, says: "We may now proceed, friendly jellyfish creature."

End ID.]

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i think its important to shut the fuck up sometimes