#worst timeline

[pixlerelish]

Screaming forever and going to bed thanks.

[goatisbetheres]

IM GONNA BE SICKKK

[lans-rabbit-glade]

ok but seriously who do i need to duel to prevent this from happening

[residentmiddlechild]

i have just one thing to say. That is not the real Tom Bombadil. He does NOT look like a merry fellow, his jacket is NOT bright blue, and his boots are NOT yellow!

[malibuklaus]

is this bitch whole shtick being a zoomer karen

[happythecow]

So I googled Elvis on the DC wiki

It was mostly empty, but I noticed that there was a version called "President Presley" from Earth-1098

Researching Earth-1098 reveals that this is a hypertime variant or something? And I thought this it was like a variant of Kingdom Come universe because it first showed up in the second issue of "the Kingdom" but it's not? Cuz the costume designs don't match at all?

Anyways, after some google-justu and some (un)educated guesses, I've come to the conclusion that 1098 takes place in 2013 - 16

Cuz Supergirl generally arrives at least 20 years after Kal El (he's generally an fully grown man when she arrives) and when I look at the images of 1098 S-Girl I think she looks around the same age as Power Girl(?) maybe? I dunno but power girl is like 30 years old when compared to Supergirl. anyways S-Girl (alt name used 1098 Kara) says that Wonder Woman and the Justice society raised her. Also Batgirl seems to be around the same age as Bruce Wayne (or at least old enough to confide in him about this stuff), and as we all know, Bruce is a 30 something year old playboy. Therefore that means that Batgirl is in her 20s-30s as well. I guess. And when you compare that to the young adult/teen counterparts from the main continuity, this leads me to believe that earth 1098 takes place at minimum 15 years after 1998. Though tbh I think that it's more likely to be closer to 18/20 years as that feels better in my head. Anyways.

With this timeframe I have concluded that Elvis either beat Obama in the 2008 election, or he Beat Donald Trump in the 2016 election. Or maybe he ran Republican. Not much is known about the Kings political beliefs, but what is known (thru very confident google results) is that he was a Democrat back in the days before the parties basically swapped(I think? I dunno political history), and would probably run as a Republican. But not like a modern Republican, more like a "liberal conservative" question mark? Either way I doubt he could be much worse than the orange ogre. At least he can sing. That's a better quality for a president than being an ignorant buffoon, right?

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I dunno what to fill this empty space with

He's hideous. We shoulda gotten Elvis.

[violetsandshrikes]

If I had to see this with my own eyes, so do the rest of you!!!!!!!!!!!

(Let’s all thank @pierog for the Horrors being found)

[kidnovaseeghosts]

We're really living in the timeline that has the elected president releasing a meme coin. Also, that elected president is Donald Trump, who somehow got elected for a second term.

[silver-tangent]

Donald Trump being ambushed and stabbed 23 times by his own Cabinet on the Ides of March would be the most poetic end to this entire godforsaken saga, ngl…

[ghost-of-apollo]

Where the fuck did my double tap to like posts go. I don't even have it disabled. I'm going to perish

[gavindna]

What do you guys mean Emilia Perez won best song and wicked didn’t even get nominated

[odinsblog]

🙃

[harlanphobic]

i'm sorry he's calling it fucking DOGE???

[marzipanandminutiae]

I'm sorry I just saw this online and

what. the fuck.

apparently the Zoe doll line is sold at Five Below, a chain of US discount stores. I can't find this one on their website, but the appearance of the accessories and packaging checks out. so it seems to be real

now we're just straight-up encouraging the childhood-annihilating cancer that is letting (or making) kids be influencers, apparently. cool cool cool cool cool cool

[dionysus-complex]

oh my fucking god