#culinary plating

[culinaryplating]

[marvelousm]

Hello! Sorry that I haven't posted in awhile, I've been quite busy with college and my new relationship. Will try to post every few days or so. Updates:

Got a boyfriend:

And started a culinary course:

There will be more photos to come 😀

-MarvelousM

[hyuckonia]

Ghost Chef 1 stronger than me. i woulda quit my damn job or conveniently placed a cleaver into one of my essential internal organs

[araminakilla]

You know what? Now that I think about it, it's a really good thing we didn't see Mummy getting really really really pissed off, not just because of the hidden powers he could have as an undead monster, but because it is very well know that when a peruvian gets really angry, HELL WILL FOLLOW CLOSE

[jrueships]

If Alpey and Jaba got ice cream together, which flavours do you think they’d choose? 🤔🍨🍨

From the way Jabari acts, some people would mistake him to be a pretty boring guy when it comes to tastes in food. He's a creature of comfort who, if uncomfortable, will battle and yell with all the ferocity of a territorial lemming to regain it. However, some people tend to oversee that comfort and luxury can come hand in hand. Jabari is not the man who will play it safe, he will squint at the ice cream's menu and carefully select one of the most obscure options ever after conducting some serious research either beforehand or during the process. This research includes asking the employees what they think of the dessert. Even if there's a line of hungry kids and their late to work parents waiting behind him, Jabari will hush the ground so he can calculate All the options to come to a stable conclusion that Yes, this Is, in fact, The Best choice of item to spend my money on. He probably likes combinations, like an upside down banana split or something odd like that. If he's buying ice cream at a place that's stabilized itself by making good ice cream, it can't just be any ice cream he can just buy at a store then. It has to be THEIR SPECIAL ice cream. He's here for luxury and specifics, whatever the ice cream store says they can do the best, like, actually do in terms of making it, sprucing it up with syrups and fruits, and decorating it all nice and different, mixing it, etc, he'll buy it. I feel like he'd be one of those people that buys those really fancy overloaded ice cream shakes where there's like syrup or crumbs decorating the outside of the cup like sugar on an alcoholic beverage and there's a brownie bar on top for extra extra appearance appeal.

Meanwhile, alpey just wants some Dondurma, which is a Turkish ice cream notable for its hard texture and melt resistance, so he brings his own special knife and fork sets, one for him, one for jaba so they can cut into their ice cream bricks :] !! He's fond of the sweeter flavors, but they can't be artifical. ... sadly, there is no delicious Dondurma, and the ice cream just melts and slips between the slits of his special fork with much despair and pity. His ice cream lacks the sweetness and realness he desires, and they have no honey !!!! It's not stretchy or chewy at all! the texture is almost nothing !!!

It's okay, though, because Jabari orders him something special off the menu, an ornate mixture of various fruits and syrups and decorative pizzazz that they both end up using their forks to eat it. The creature of luxury cannot stand to see his fellow critter in need lack his own creaturely comforts. Before Jabari orders Alpey a new unique ice cream, he coaxes (demands) alpey to try a spoo-forkful of the carefully considered dessert of Jabari's choosing. Once he can tell Alpey likes Jabari's ice cream more than the simple and safe one he chose, Jabari buys Alpey something similar but with more sweetness. Cue another hour long research session that makes the poor teenagers groan as they watch their line grow longer and longer behind the happy couple(?) clinging onto their weird little forks instead of spoons.

[sincerely-sofie]

Would twig eat jello?

Twig would have loved eating jello as a young human, but she'd be utterly repulsed by it as an adult pokemon. She's got a thing about food being slimy, and Jello activates her fight or flight response. She can't wrap her head around why she ever liked it in the first place when she finds it so gross now. Maybe it's something to do with charmeleon biology??? Can they just not keep down jello?? Whatever it is, she hates it and its mouth-feel with a fiery passion.

Kip, meanwhile, would love the stuff.

[loftedlow]

guys i wanna keep my face ):

(I’m going to culinary camp in the second week of July and am thinking abt Dead Plate now because I’m the equivalent of like twerking on the neighbor intoxicated but in the form of laying in my bed with deep thoughts, the intoxication from sleep deprivation.)

[jepretanjanet]

/kembang joyo/

[tllgrrl]

Thunderbolts Headcanon: Bucky Arrives from Delacroix

(Yeah, I know it’s early, but I’ve already started thinking…things.)

* * * * * * * * * *

Bucky wasn’t happy to leave home and go meet up with some new “team” that Thunderbolt Ross was putting together, but he’d brought something with him to make this meeting bearable.

The first meeting goes something like this…

A QuinJet lands, and Bucky Barnes walks down the ramp and into a nearby building.

The “orientation meeting” has already begun as he enters the conference room. He’s wearing tactical gear, a Black backpack on his shoulders and, like Dirk Nowitzki* on Game Day, he’s carrying a plate covered with foil.

He barely glances at the camera mounted on the wall just above the video monitor. “Hey, Ross.”

After carefully setting the plate on the table, he removes his backpack, opens it, retrieves eating utensils wrapped in a dinner napkin, a bottle of water, and a small leather pouch which he opens and pulls out a shaker of some sort, and a small bottle of Tabasco sauce.

As he prepares to eat, the aroma filling the room causes at least one stomach to growl, and not quietly.

Yelena Belova pokes her father and glares, eyebrows raised. The huge, gruff man shrugs innocently. “What?! It smells delicious!”

Before taking a bite, Bucky looks around the table and asks, “What’d I miss?”

* * * * * * * * * * a bit of backstory * * * * * * * * * *

*ICYDK: Future NBA Hall of Famer, Dallas Mavericks Legend Dirk Nowitzki is legendary for not only his basketball skills, but for the foil-covered plate of home cooking he’d bring to the arena each Home Game and on the road.

After he met and married his wife Jessica Olsson, this was how the multimillionaire rolled into “the office”. Over the years, outlets such as ESPN covered # 41’s to-go game.

The foil-covered plate is so iconic, the recently retired 7’ tall Forward was even carrying one in the “Final Delivery” chapter of the 2022 NBA Championship Playoffs “NBA Lanes to 75” ad campaign that features Michael B. Jordan.

Still kinda don’t quite get it? Google “Dirk Nowitzki’s wife Jessica Olsson Nowitzki” and find out why on more than one occasion, Black Twitter speculated that there was everything from jollof rice to greens and cornbread under that foil, but whatever it was, it was definitely properly-seasoned.

IYKYK, FRFR.

[fieriframes]

[Pork adobo plate coming right up. Every time you come here, you're gonna get good food. Neither can live while the other survives. FIERI: That would be husband and wife Robin Ganir and Jean Nguyen, who are mashing up]

[culinaryplating]

Hungarian Layered potatoes (rakott burgonya)

[volkanaltinors]

Plate is a canvas, you are an artist…

[percussiveadventure]

The gun does go on the left but the toast goes under the bacon and the egg goes on top of the bacon who is washing all them dishes the dishwasher broke 4 years ago and it's a fortune for a new one that'll break down about 45 minutes after the warranty expires

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

[day-time-dream]

gently taking dream by the hand and leading him to the stove and teaching him about the wonders of sauce and seasoning. baby boy please roast those carrots and get some moisture in that chicken. at least get ahold of some salt and pepper my GOD

[everwalldigan]

You know what would be really funny. If Jason had the most normal/conventional food taste out of his siblings (still very far from regular people’s “normal”), he’s stuck in the manor because of an injury and therefore has to witness the culinary WAR CRIMES his siblings consume for sustenance. Since there’s no Alfred to stop them anymore, they have been running rampant.

Jason: What. The fuck. Is that.

Damian, pouring out a green sludge into two cups: father and I’s breakfast smoothie, or did you hit your head hard enough to forget the concept of a smoothie?

Jason, scooting his chair away clutching his water bottle to his chest: yeah I dont know what nuclear reactive, Gotham harbour concoction you so flagrantly bestow the title of “smoothie” on but keep that shit FAR away from me

Tim: *sits down next to Jason, cracks open a can of energy drink and pours it into a glass, pouring milk on top until it reaches the brim*

Jason, with tears in his eyes looking at Dick for help:

Dick: *shrugs, shoving a fistful of dry cheerios into his mouth*

Jason: *turns his horrified gaze to Cass*

Cass: *grins at him toothily with two heaping plates of a full English breakfast sitting in front of her. He has no idea where she got it from. She is using a set of utensils for each plate.*

Jason: *stands up calmly* maybe I should stop looking for the unstable bomb I lost in the manor the other week *walks out of the kitchen, a few moments later a shrill scream is heard*