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#ALMOST 2000 WORDS BABYYYYYYY#all in like a few hours :D#crime boys. yes.#Ghostbur and Tommy. yes.#Ghostbur. yes.#all good things all lovely things#apparently this was the Night for comfort writing#because I wrote about:#1) calming down after a bad dream#2) sign language oh my GOSH sign language I freaking love sign language that made me so so happy oh my gosh#3) really comforting song that always makes me breathe easier :)#4) Ghostbur in general#SPEAKING OF I have not written anything from his POV for a hekkin LONG time and that changed tonight oh my gosh oh my gosh I genuinely love#the way he thinks about things it’s so quiet and happy and sweet and just lovely :) just lovely#5) ONE OF MY FAVORITE BIBLE PASSAGES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH#Ghostbur just. has a copy of the Psalms I suppose alsgakkgsakf#though honestly that seems pretty on brand for him#the dude loves to read#the dude loves libraries#the dude HAS a library#he probably has a copy of the most odds-and-ends sorta things#like the Christian Bible#yes#anyways :)#tonight was a good writing night I am very happ right now#Ghostbur <3#my post#writer talk
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#i had posted this everywhere and it occurred to me that i hadnt on tumblr. which seems like a crime#keith kogane#vld keith#vld lance#vld fanart#lance mcclain#voltron#klance#can i rant for a bit#grabs the microphone Id like to thank this huge step on my voltron healing journey to my mom#who said 'oh its that show that made you cry in frustration! the kitties!'#and i said 'yes mother i was 15'#i dont think ive ever felt so. like. bullied? i dont wanna say ridiculed but#by a shows' producer#not since fucking BBC SHERLOCK#and i dont mean oh of course it wasnt gonna be canon. Of cours it wasnt I dont mean that#what i didnt need was getting baited left and right#the show milked the shit out of. lets be real here. young queer kids and then turned around and pointed and laughed when they gained hope on#their silly red blue ship to get canon#bc lets be real if anything queer was gonna happen. ambiguous non binary pidge was already there#two skinny attractive teen boys is like low hanging fruit. diet rep#but it wasnt even abt that. at least i truly never thought klance was srly gonna b canon. i HOPED. but like. i never shipped 4 canon anyway#i LIKED voltron. i loved lotor. i had always been a multishipper allur//ce was rkly cute i couldve dug that#if they hadnt spent the last season looking miserable AND THEN DYING#tf u mean our female lead died TF U MEAN THE LATINO MC BECAME A FARMER? w the forever marks of his dead gf on his face? Are you joking rn???#anyway. hit me up for more voltron opinions i got tons#(mic drop)
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Isn’t Vortex a fucking torture freak tho? 👀👀👀
Yep. He is. He is a lot of things actually. The more you learn about him the more fucked up it gets
#at first I was like#ah yes another crazy helicopter#but then I learned the lore haha#hoo boy#the guy was a criminal and was so good at it#the government had to take his spark out of his body and put it in a freezer so he won't break the law anymore#then Starscream took him out and was like#you and your bros are my minions now#btw I made you unable to recharge on your own so uou are basically my hostages#work for me or starve to death losers#and then also Megatron with his Javascript exercises#Seriously. Megs looked at those criminals who were crazy strong and also crazy smart and decided that enslaving them would be a great idea#He basically reprogrammed Vortex and others. He made him literally unable to disobey his orders#what kind of fucked up thing to do Megsy???#G1 was great ahahahah#silly kids show about war and crimes and slavery#also#I might be wrong here because I haven't watch G1 entirely....but I'm pretty sure Combaticons just fuckin. stay Megatron slaves forever??#Like. The code that Megs put in their heads is never mentioned again? And for the rest of the show they forced to serve the Decepticons???#and everyone just?? Forget about them? I repeat I might be wrong here. It would be great if I'm wrong#also yeah Vortex is a torture freak and totally crazy#I saw a note somewhere that mentioned he likes to transform around other bots and then fly as high as he can and drop them#fucker lol
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WHY did Javert want to capture Jean Valjean so bad. He literally was going after him YEARS later. Because of a LOAF OF BREAD. HE STOLE A LOAF OF BREAD. What if Javert was letting murderers get away because he was so focused on finding Jean Valjean.
#Yes I know he also stole that coin from that kid or whatever#But it’s still so funny to me#Was there so little crime??#Clearly not cause there were people like the thernadiers and also those four murderer boys or whatever (I forgot)#HE STOLE A LOAF OF BREAD ITS NOT THAT DEEP JAVERT#I’m laughing writing this I’m so tired#inspector javert#javert#jean valjean#les mis#les miserables
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RukiYui (+Mukami fam) scans from the Vandead Carnival Official Fanbook (*´ω`)♡
Spoilers for Ruki's route below!
#i've had this book for quite a while but for some reason i never read it until today#i figured i should share ruki's section with my fellow stans hehe#i included the “gift from mukamis” q&a and the christmas artwork as well b/c it would be a crime not to#love ruki's gift ideas. we know that he is capable of some lovely poetry. and a night entirely alone with him....hoooh boy. YES PLEASE#did my best with the scans but meh#it's pretty difficult to get as good pictures as i'd like from such large pages tbh#couldn't use my scanner either since that would damage the spine T_T#maybe i'll post some close-ups of ruki's poses and facial expressions sometime. we'll see#ruki x yui#ruki mukami#yui komori#vandead carnival#yuma mukami#kou mukami#azusa mukami#mine#diabolik lovers#i've got some tokutens lined up after this#i think you'll enjoy them (///ω///) so look forward to those (//∇//)
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this image came to me a while back and wouldn't leave me alone until i brought it into the world, and after seeing your Barbenheimer art i thought i might send it to you. love all your work, and it's been great seeing the development of these two! <3
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#aw dang partners in crime!#very in character yes#Vasco's gleeful look is just something else I love it#thank you for drawing my boys#;_;#I'm glad to hear you've been enjoying seeing them around!#Machete#Vasco#own characters#Pandaboar#gift art#a little context tidbit since this reminds me of it#for the majority of their co-existence Vasco is the one who has a little bit of a criminal record and autrority issues#and since he's never gotten into serious trouble for it he's quite nonchalant about the whole thing#he has solid morals for sure but they don't always align with the law#Machete is an obedient well behaved goody two shoes until he slowly boils over irreparably and becomes the worst version of himself#I actually had a similar thing sketched last month but never got around to finishing it#should I still do it or is it too late at this point
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so, season 2?
(congrats to everyone who worked on the show!!!!!)
#from george rexstrew's instagram#also jayden revri not getting nominated for anything is a CRIME#the show absolutely deserves this but like jayden revri too pls???#hoping netflix will be like hmm yes this is a good show let me give it 400 seasons#dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#george rexstrew#ruth connell
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JJ Secret Santa time! 💕🎅
For @kazoosandfannypacks ✨
I hope you enjoy this mashup of the most adorable boy and Christmas 🥹🎄✨
I had a wonderful time painting him for you! 🥰
#(you happened to reblog some charlie brown christmas while i was brainstorming and i loved this idea so hoping that was a good choice XD)#i had never arted this him before this feels like a crime#but now it is fixed#did i cryptically yell *he's so cute* to everyone the whole time i was working on it? yes yes i did#jeremy friends#jj secret santa 2024#jeremy jordan#kazoosandfannypacks#art#fan art#varian#my boy#tangled the series#a charlie brown christmas#peanuts
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it ever hit you out of nowhere that castiel is living in a dead guy's body and the show just does not care. it does not care. jimmy novak might as well not exist the moment he or claire is out of sight. cas stole a guy's body and his face and his life, and we can't ever talk about it or discuss it in detail because of how fucking horrifying it is that sam and dean's best friend just walks around in a dead guy suit. there's not even a human soul in there anymore. it's just a corpse. stone-cold body snatcher indeed.
#castiel spn#spn#this is not like a Castiel Crime (tm) to be clear. this is more me being (un)surprised that the show is Like This.#castiel is a horror story he is so much a horror story in the rapture#and then they just uh. never bring up again how horrifying and fucked up this is for another like 7 seasons#and when they do its to briefly go :( claire lost her dad :) but its okay! she forgives cas for it!#which!! NO SHE SHOULD FUCKING NOT!!!#but we can't have that discussion. we can't talk about that. because to acknowledge that it's fucked up would mean making cas kind of. evil#in a way that would vastly improve his later character arcs btw. if we had to reckon with not only this massive transgression#but with the fact that cas himself STILL DOESN'T SEE IT AS ONE.#that on a lot of fundamental levels. he is still functioning as he did in s4. a lot of that base programming is still there.#something something how cas never changes out of his suit under his trenchcoat#but it's like. jimmy said yes. so it's fine. that's what it is to him.#anyway. i wish they hadn't been scared of making all three of the boys more fucked up in later seasons.#thank GOD for dean being interesting in how he becomes Worse <3 because they were not bringing that for castiel.#again. good version of spn where jimmy's bloodline is an off-shoot of the lucifer vessel bloodline. explaining a) how lucifer Got In There#and b) letting lucifer possess claire later so that the two of them can have daddy issues together.#something about cas being the monster-not monster that jimmy let in that destroyed his life.#something about lucifer being the monster-not monster that castiel lets in later. the cycles. they are cycling.
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EVERYBODY BEHOLD THE CUTEST BOY E V E R OMG I SQUEALED, BABY MAN!!!!! NEW CYBIRD ART OF THE SILLY DROPPED THIS MORNING FOR HIS BIRTHDAY:
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#ikevamp#ikemen vampire#ikevamp comte#ikevamp saint germain#LOOK AT HIS ADORABLE LITTLE SPARKLY FACE HE'S SO HAPPY#A DRESS IN EACH HAND#what is it about chibis that just. initiate my babying instinct#I WANNA SMUSH HIS CHEEKS BETWEEN MY HANDS CUTIE#that may be the feral comte stan in me talking BUT ANYWHO#he has no business at all being this adorable#sir you are under arrest for cuteness crimes#only way to atone is a life sentence. IN MY ARMS--#i will never get over how he's just like 'nothing can stop me dresses will be procured; jewelry bestowed'#literally its always just mc: 'i love you just as you are.' comte: 'and I love you just as you are. new bracelet be upon ye'#october is the best month ever i LOVE it here#i haven't seen him rendered this precious in a long time muah muah abel#my entire morning has just been that vine where its like 'i want to see my little boy! HERE HE C O M E S'
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I feel like one the most underrated aspects of the entire train thing is that Carmen doesn't give a shit that gray could have killed someone during their time away, when it is literally the reason she left VILE and is just like " join my side, be with meee", then in the opera episode she's like "gray would never hurt me by his own free will, he had to do it for VILE, he gets a pass", she wouldn't say this for anyone else, she's hypocritical and I love her for it, she's not wrong.
Also player must have been thinking through the entire date thing and thinking Carmen needs to get better standards for dating.
Ok you say that and all I can think is shadowsan after he's given her the " we are on the same side, always have been", band aided her wounded pride over the dollar, and got her out of a sticky situation again in the s2 opening, and obviously has carmens excitement that he could be on the same side, she gives such a hard
>:( hmpf!! If you're gonna steal go back to VILE !!!!!!
And chief who did kill her father is someone carmen does go. " Well her on my side wouldn't be so bad" but she still controls all the terms on how they're gonna reunite or work together every time and just refuses to after the initial revelation
She makes them explain themselves and only softens when she finds their answers finally sound
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...gray hasn't done anything to say hes on her side yet on the train. Hes still an enemy and he gets a pass back if he accepts AND LIKE YOU SAID HE HAS SPENT THE TIME NOT WITH HER DOING SOME VILE* THINGS. And she legitimately still said. My side.
[It's really crappy that you think that's ok but come here. And literally all water under the bridge]
Like mindblowing is carmen lays down her strict moral code and revealing that Gray is her wiggle room exception for affection
He may have tried to kill her but she's literally rolling her eyes and telling player
" you don't have all the facts" " on direct orders from VILE 😗" anfndmmdmdk and it just so AGDJDKNDNFJFJ????
She knows is always one reason I'm sooooooo about them. She doesn't not know
She just really wants him back, or him with a good future, or VILE to keep their grubby mitts off him
She will leave him but it actually takes a little more than the initial betrayal for her to accept that she has to move on for now (FOR NOW ...👀)
Player was literally getting all exasperated when carmen lets gray come back into the conversation
CRACKLE AGAIN?
You're playing with a live wire! svdjjdkdkkdkd amazing
And prioritizing HIS SAFETY
wat why- player flabbergasted (and its so delightful to watch)
Literally he's listening to his best friend make as many excuses as she can to say 1 coffee ☆ with gray 🙏he hasn't harmed a fly in 24 hours
And like the actual date he really might have been like :)....Carmen this isn't normal actually but you seem relieved that he's safe so ig
Sbdnkdkdkdkd PLAYER IS YOUNGER THAN HER AND LISTENING TO THIS!!!
AND THE HIMALAYAS HE'S SAYING BACK TO ENEMIES AND SHE'S like?
What about love and change and hope and peace huh ✌️😃
😮💨...fine...we're enemies again put em up
LIKE HELLO? no she is not doing the
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 for just anyone who wasn't gray after all that drama
+ on what you said...the train thing that implies she forgiving him for a lot of unsaid crimes is there too
[AND SHES STILL SAD HES NOT THERE WITH HER AFTER THE DRAMATIC BLOWOUT]
And she's also not wrong shdnkdkdkdk
Hes squishy and buried deep is the fact that he did not like doing that. Very pointedly his only regret. And would honestly make a great addition to people who love her- i mean help her team red...and love her!!!
He just needs to step up
(She wants to believe in you crackleboy ☆)
...and he does ♡
It truly is a sight to behold carmen lalala-ing her way over to claim Gray like it's nothing... like sincerely ☆
#asks#the mind boggling and facinating weirdness of carmen just going#you dont have all the facts#and they are - i love him#spellbinding 10/10#we accept her being weird af for him#carmen said it was ok to let the nice brown haired boy go free from jail#no. we dont care that he actually committed crimes#yes the lawyer (carmen) is aware#she just thinks hes neat enough to drop the charges#red crackle
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NSC With People NSC With People
Who Kidnap Who Kidnap His
Damsels in Distress Damsel in Distress
NSC With Other NSC With His
Damsels in Distress Damsel in Distress
#백설공주에게 죽음을#black out#Could have at least let the lady wipe her face but no#To his boy he really said “We are not moving till you smile” couldn't make this up even if I tried#double standard much?? my man#NSC:*almost broke the lady's arm coz she kidnapped my boy and won't shut up*#NSC: (oh I forgot to mention she also tried to kill another lady) but that's not important right now#NSC: she tried to frame my boy for it. “Abomination ”#“An atrocity”. “A crime against humanity”#Yes that's NSC thought process no one can tell me otherwise#blackout kdrama
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i really like dakavendish fanart where cavenpuss is treated as their son
#YES he is an abomination and a crime against God#but he's their little boy.#they read him bedtime stories and take him out for ice cream after his little league games#milo murphy's law#dakavendish#cavota#vinnie dakota#balthazar cavendish
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If you are an "Odysseus deserves to be crying every day in Calypsos island for seven years." fuck you. No he didn't. Yes, Odysseus is a fucked up guy. No he didn't deserve that. Even if he wasn't my babygirl, pet liar, he would not have deserved that. I wouldn't have said that even to Theseus and I hate that bitch so fucking much. No one, no one, deserves to be a victim!
#also i love achilles so much but a lot of ppl tend to attack my boy oddy cause he was mean to patrochilles#while ignoring that achilles also comited war crimes#most people aren't agamennon but they are not great guys either#i do pretent patroclus was cause he is my silly guy but he likely wasn't#i do hate agamennon as much as i do theseus but i mentioned theseus cause i just reread the myth were he kidnapps baby helen#my girlie could not have a break#greek mythology#the odyssey#odysseus#theseus slander#the only good thing about theseus is his ship#and his acidental participation in creating my otp ariadne and dionysus#and yes I am a dionysus apologist#i'm not a greek polytheist but if i was i would be a dio devotee so easily#not as much cause I love parties and wine but cause i love the freendom aspect#the fact that his cult was for most of it's time in acient greece the place were marginalized ppl went#that his cult was for the foreigners the woman and the slaves#also how he broke greek gender roles i mean he is describes as “efeminated stranger” more than once in the bacchae#also in some myths he was raised as a princess and my enby transmasc heart is just rly happy over it
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Greg in every episode of CSI (200/328) • Coup De Grace •
#csi#greg sanders#catherine willows#sara sidle#gil grissom#nick stokes#warrick brown#there he is! my favourite white boy!#own post#mine: every episode#csi s10#csi 10x04#find it hilarious that Greg has next to no patience for witnesses/suspects who are just not co-operating#like when the mum in this episode is like “where's the other officer” and Gregs just there like “you have me” like he is having none of it#also a CRIME that this is the only time we get to see Greg interact with kids and it frustrates me CONSTANTLY#like Nick got so many scenes with kids I just wish we got one or two more for Greg :((#also also only 128 episodes left 🥺#also (x3) love my little dork putting his hand up in the last gif like yes you may speak 💕
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My brain just hit an old hyperfixation (is this what it's called? I hope I used the word right) and oh dear am I losing my mind now. I need to write a story I think. About this one old guy. He's unhinged. There's so much information about him and yet not enough. I want to explore his character so much. He's definitely a criminal - at least he was one - and I'm 95% sure he can do actual real magic, and he's a musician and an artist and an actor and a magician and a philosopher and a traveler and a conman and so much more and also I think he's some kind of immortal. Maybe he just has a VERY long life. It's strongly implied he was a pirate at some point of his life. He started a cult by accident several times. My conspiracy theories about him include him being a secret god.
He's also a freaking round blue raven. Someone save me from my mind.
#seriously why is he so cool#he's like. a ball.#he's ROUND#if no one stops me I'm gonna make an au and introduce all my mutuals to a russian cartoon that lives in my head rent-free#it has an obviously mysterious old man and an old woman who seems to be very normal but actually has some weird past as well#and they're in love you can fight me on this THEY. ARE. IN LOVE.#there's a disastrous scientist who keeps forgetting to sleep and is kinda cute in a nerdy way#there's a mechanic guy who lives a bit away from everyone surrounded by tech and he's actually unhinged#he's a single father btw. he made a robot baby because he was lonely. it's very important for his character.#I WILL ship the scientist and the mechanic because no one can stop me <3#there's a local farmer who was a famous disco dancer an archeologist and a VERY famous actor in the past. he doesn't care about it anymore.#he was like. Captain America actor kind of famous. or Superman.#and then he just committed a bunch of crimes for his new friends and left to live in a village far away from big cities#all those people with very suspicious past raise a bunch of children together#absolutely inseparable adhd and autism best friends boys who I think are capable of destroying the world#and toxic teenagers couple:#a girl who honestly needs to figure herself out first before dating anyone and a poet boy who is SO deeply in love with her it's not okay#the farmer dude also has a rebellious teenager niece who visits him sometimes#and the mechanic's kid is usually in space but sometimes returns and I am not ashamed to admit that I cried during some of those episodes#I am going to think about them. they are so important to me.#I am going insane.#also yes they are all round animals. if you're wondering.#someone just tranquillise me already or something. it's 5 a.m. and I am losing my sanity
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