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it ever hit you out of nowhere that castiel is living in a dead guy's body and the show just does not care. it does not care. jimmy novak might as well not exist the moment he or claire is out of sight. cas stole a guy's body and his face and his life, and we can't ever talk about it or discuss it in detail because of how fucking horrifying it is that sam and dean's best friend just walks around in a dead guy suit. there's not even a human soul in there anymore. it's just a corpse. stone-cold body snatcher indeed.
#castiel spn#spn#this is not like a Castiel Crime (tm) to be clear. this is more me being (un)surprised that the show is Like This.#castiel is a horror story he is so much a horror story in the rapture#and then they just uh. never bring up again how horrifying and fucked up this is for another like 7 seasons#and when they do its to briefly go :( claire lost her dad :) but its okay! she forgives cas for it!#which!! NO SHE SHOULD FUCKING NOT!!!#but we can't have that discussion. we can't talk about that. because to acknowledge that it's fucked up would mean making cas kind of. evil#in a way that would vastly improve his later character arcs btw. if we had to reckon with not only this massive transgression#but with the fact that cas himself STILL DOESN'T SEE IT AS ONE.#that on a lot of fundamental levels. he is still functioning as he did in s4. a lot of that base programming is still there.#something something how cas never changes out of his suit under his trenchcoat#but it's like. jimmy said yes. so it's fine. that's what it is to him.#anyway. i wish they hadn't been scared of making all three of the boys more fucked up in later seasons.#thank GOD for dean being interesting in how he becomes Worse <3 because they were not bringing that for castiel.#again. good version of spn where jimmy's bloodline is an off-shoot of the lucifer vessel bloodline. explaining a) how lucifer Got In There#and b) letting lucifer possess claire later so that the two of them can have daddy issues together.#something about cas being the monster-not monster that jimmy let in that destroyed his life.#something about lucifer being the monster-not monster that castiel lets in later. the cycles. they are cycling.
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i don’t think chappell roan needs pr training or a pr person i think she is perfectly clear in everything she says i think she knows what she is doing in that regard and i think she is reaching the exact audience she wants to reach. i also think it’s very naive to think maybe if she were ✨niceys✨ people would take her more seriously. they would not. they would use that as an excuse to harass her and violate the boundaries she is so adamant about, as they have done to other celebrities. maybe if people weren’t so goddamn violent to women in her position she wouldn’t have to take this position but alas. she is not the one in the wrong here
#idk how you don’t realize how violently misogynistic it is to say ‘she’s right but she should say it nicer’#sentence which has only ever been uttered by people who do not fucking get it#chappell roan
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Okay so with the line "the olive tree where we first met" we have two equal hilarious options.
When penelope was sassily like oh I'll marry you if you make a living bed out of this tree right here! Cue penelope stumbling over odysseus very very carefully digging up the tree "because how else is he going to get it to itacha we can't have a wedding bed out in the open in sparta duh"
Or
2. Penelope, knowing that Helen's suitors would soon be arriving to take over her home for a while. Snuck out and went on her own wacky shenanigan filled journey where she scoped out all the major players. Odysseus caught her spying in an olive tree. And when she got back she told Helen she had dibs on the cutie from itacha.
#epic the musical#epic spoilers#Itacha saga#penelope#Odysseus#Odypen#odysseus x penelope#Young odypen courting was filled with wacky nonsense basically canon confrimed#The line “....where we first met” implying that they first met under that specific olive tree#Which has to have some absolutely insane logistics that only odypen (and maybe Athena) could pull off#Odypen being 🥰 🤝 rat bastards in love#Option one odysseus Athena please please please helpppp me pen said she'd only marry me if I made a wedding bed out of this tree#Athena: once again I think you are praying to the wrong person but fuck it how do you think you're going to keep that tree alive#Odysseus: ....a large bucket?#Athena gimme a sec okay I need to go have ares bash my skull in before I watch something this stupid#Athena: checking in on penelope her chosen weaver only for her to be pulling her hair out#Penelope (to her cousins): why did I fucking say that! Beating fathers already an impossible challenge why did I say that#He's going to think I was making fun of him! He's not going to want to marry me now!#Helen: weren't you? Making fun of him?#Penelope: That's not the point!#clytemnestra: Hey he's digging the tree up and has the biggest bucket I've ever seen#Penelope: what?! Trips over every item in the room and gets tangled in her curtains blushing like crazy#Athena: ....it's been a while since I checked up on diomedes training. He'd never put me through this nonsense#Option 2#Helen's maybe a little nervous and wants to know more about who she has to potentially marry and penelope promises her she'll get rundown#Helen did not expect penelope to disappear but she probably should have....it'll probably be fine. Right?#Some kings penlope just straight up greets some she stays hidden and spies#Odysseus is the only one who catches her (he trains woth Athena in the olive Grove#She was not happy when odysseus nearly tripped onto her spear point face first when he saw the strange pretty girl)#And odysseus who's been king for a few years now knows every lady's face because he'll probably have to marry one of them someday
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remembering waking up post-op after my breast reduction is SO FUNNY because it's such a wild thing to have a Fond Memory of. but I distinctly remember croaking "hell yessss" to my surgeon after he told me I was done and everything went great.
#yes I was weak yes I was in pain but I was SO happy#I was still hooked up in my arm when I woke up and got dosed for the pain pretty much immediately#as soon as I was able to answer the basic Pain Scale question that my nurse asked me#I'm pretty sure I reported a seven out of ten which was not so bad#and then she dosed me Accordingly lmao#but this is what I'm saying. I woke up in a 7/10 for pain. and I also yarfed a little from post-anesthesia nausea#and still it is such a positive memory and I was jazzed as fuck#I think it must be funny to be the surgeon in this scenario because your patient is way more excited#upon waking up from a major surgery than really anyone should be. lmao#if I had been able to raise my arms I would've high fived him.#sergle.txt#I could talk about my surgery forever. having a Positive Medical Experience is a high you never come down from
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My Tav, Grabbing Gale by the collar: "No, Gale. Don't take off the earring.
I want you to wear the symbol of your ex so she can hear how hard I fuck my whole heart into you, then wonder why you're callin my name and not hers like a prayer out in the wilds.
Let Mystra hear what it's like to actually be worshipped by you."
Gale: *gives a shaky thumbs up*
---Draft snippet from a fic I'm writing---
(Art incoming of my Tav who did said smashing in the wilds. Eventually. I have so much work to do. Wish me luck).
#ayo#fuck mystra#me and all my homies hate mystra#she's such a soggy sack of fish fat#i hate her more than i hate coconuts#which is a lot#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldur's gate iii#baldurs gate 3#bg3 gale#probably should have stayed in drafts but i needed to get one on that milk-toast she-heathen#love my boi#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale deserves better
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also every time I re-watch the first movie I always make myself laugh thinking about how fast astrid got to hiccup after he wakes up at the end of the movie. because it's either
a) astrid's house is not that far from his
or the funnier and more superior b) she lives across the island but heard the crowd forming and she morphed through her wall, ran 100mph & shoved aside every viking in her way
#httyd#hiccstrid#or i guess she purposefully found tasks to do nearby his house every day while waiting. it was probably that. can you imagine#she's like helping someone build a shed & hears 'it's hiccup!' and fucking drops the pile of wood and nails on them and ditches#and at their wedding in the 3rd movie that guy is grumbling in the back like ugh i hate them#i should really just make fanfic and leave all of you alone lmfao#do we know which houses belong to the rest of the squad?#i know it's a movie so it just happens like this but i like to make it make sense okay
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mmmmothwing and 15??? if no one has asked that yet
baby, though I've closed my eyes i know who you pretend i am i know who you pretend i am
washing machine heart ; mitski
#its ur lucky day anon bc u got in just before the other 15#which was old mothwing anon who should send me a new number <3 pease#i wanna draw the characters u suggested but perhaps...to a different jam#mothwing#leafpool#crowfeather#begrudging tag#warriors#warrior cats#riverclan#be gay draw cats#anyeay please you know me as a leafmoth truther#they are to me so in love forever#but you know in canon. mothwing maybe was like damn. why the fuck did she run away with that scrawny rat when im right here?????
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this has been a roller coaster of a design journey but finally I can present you: class swap artificer!adaine and rogue!fabian
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhfy#fhsy#fhjy#fabian seacaster#adaine abernant#fh class quangle#goodbye... goodbye hoodie kid adaine..... we have mecha pilot/power armor adaine instead#I couldnt really land how she'd get a hoodie reliably in freshman year given the abernants pattern of confiscating shit from her#so I kinda switched gear and dug a bit into a like sukeban aesthetics instead. and since shes with the AV club I like the idea of#like a radio coord thing for her. hence the suspenders#I fully admit the sukeban thing is influenced by the hacker woman in ghostwire tokyo who I have a small crush on#she's SO cool. too bad about a number of things with that game#the jacket of useful things is a racer jacket this time bc Im predictable like that#her ensemble in junior year is her tank top + overall it might not be clear enough in the pic...#just had the thought ''man I should do turnarounds for all of them'' and immediately had to slap myself out of it#anyways uh! fabian I have inflicted with my favourite thing to do to characters who like to stealth or fly under the radar#which is Bright Extremely Noticeable Jacket That Hides Your Hands#fabian's ghost motif has led me to the famous horror movie trope of silhouette with iconic jacket from afar#(see Sinister and Alice Sweet Alice)#and I love to imagine him hanging the coat up somewhere and opponents aiming there instead of at him#but also the raincoat is specifically modeled after the yellow fisherman's raincoat#and. that led to. me thinking abt fabian pulling riz up at that cliff with a net instead of the battle sheet lmao#so his junior year design is fully Fishing. which is so fucking funny it has obliterated all other possibilities from my brain#ranger flavour: captain ahab#I still debate making him carry around an actual fishing rod tbh. right now Im giving him a rifle grappling hook thing#gods. I just think High School Classmate Suddenly Gets Way Too Into Fishing is the funniest fucking thing that can happen#thank you fabian. thank you for giving me this. love you buddy#still blanking on kristen but! throughout this whole storm here I've realised I just need to fuck around
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"Jason was the happy robin" this, "jason was the angry robin" that. Let's all be fully honest here Jason was the lonely robin
#It gets worse the more i think about it aiguaoughhh#they pretty much retconned the people he was close to before the crisis. he only interacts with dick like once or twice#ive never seen him with barbara#he had no team#in terms of school he had rena(?) and then 3 friends that show up in an annual and never again#and obviously with the whole secret identity it hardly can be a close friendship. esp with how little theyre shown#in terms of super friends he had Danny and Kid Devil. which. one is mentioned off hand and theyre never seen together#and the other is from a short story and never brought up again#alfred has his praises sung but we never really see him connect with jay#all he had was BRUCE. and the only way to ever be with bruce is to be robin#is it really any wonder he chased after his mother? is it any wonder who chose to trust someone he hardly knew?#dc liveblog#jason todd#i feel so bad for him all the time for forever#ive just started reading comics after his death but before his resurrection. the hallucination jason era#and its seems to be shaping up to be with him written as the angry robin who never listened#which i Know is because of the writers. but in universe? it just feels like jason wasnt understood or known at all#doylist vs watsonian moment as they say#dc comics#batman comics#and he became a symbol of failure to batman So Quickly. not a memory but a reminder#and every trophy from his time as robin was taken out of the batcave. and every moment as jason was removed from (at least) bruces room#he was on call/on a list as a backup titan if they needed help but he wasnt With them. they teamed up twice#i cant remember if he meant it towards blood specifically or in general rn but he fully admitted to not being good/experienced enough#they didn't really know him and he didn't really know them#wait fuck was rena all pre-crisis. devastating. he stopped going on patrols n being robin for awhile when she was his gf#of course by then he was already A Hero who cant fully ignore how he can help so he eventually was like yeah we should stop a little#obviously there was that catwoman arc going on and i feel writers just liked keeping him away alot. but ough. he was so quick to stop when#there was someone There. and robin didn't have ti feel like all he had#anyway crisis got rid of her im sure. like harvey. when does 'pre and post crisis' actually start bc its not at the crisis its issues after
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weird (not quite) autumn- one layer practice Mae with some vague leaves stuck on for funsies
#nitw#night in the woods#night in the woods fanart#nitw fanart#mae borowski#mae nitw#mae night in the woods#nitw art#night in the woods art#my art?#i have neither the hands nor the spoons for proper lined stuff so I’ve just been messing around w lineless maes in different colors#i do know she doesn’t have a tail but i did not consult a ref and also she should. tails r fun#she remains one of the hardest things for me to draw and this didn’t rly help with that but i Did actually learn to draw simple leaves#which has also been a difficulty for many years#so I guess that’s something#i seem to have severely damaged my right arm/elbow trying to Sleep. life is so much fun rn.#i literally just lightly leaned on it and bam three days of screaming stabbing pain why are my limbs made of fucking glass this is absurd#anyways. look a rare fanart appears#at midnight. because i simply cannot be arsed anymore
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some rough sketches of a dungeon meshi au :)
#miraculous ladybug#miraculous fanart#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#alya cesaire#luka couffaine#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi au#really this was all an excuse to draw elf luka and alya#i feel like theyd be. so pretty#like theyd enter the scene and everyone would be like well fuck how are we supposed to get our jobs done with those two here#also cutie ogre marinette!! her cute lil horns!#also yes she is BUILT and BUFF and TALL#adrien is a decently tall guy which means mari is fucking huge#AS SHE SHOULD BE#westy doodles
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Valentino Rossi & Marc Márquez
[ happy (belated) 9 year anniversary to sepang 2015 aka the one weekend everything went wrong, everything changed and that still haunts motogp to this day <3 ]
history of man by maisie peters
#soo we were talkinh about possible rosquez narratives in sepang i heard?? *insert that bear picture* bonjour 😏#*technically* the anniversary was last weekend already on oct 25th…but the sepang weekend is now and the edit wasn‘t resdy sooo#:)))#‚i‘m sure there was heartbreak in the world of motogp‘…‘so valentino blamed marc‘….‘valentino started the war yet valentino hates marc‘….#yeah….yeahh#also vale‘s evil spirit entered ae and fucked with the audio and now the one part sounds like ‚his program is to make me lose..‘#which is basically what he said anyway but now the text is all fucked up!!!#get out of my computer evil vale spirit!!!!#also. if the texts don‘t exactly line up and you see any glitches. look past it bestie. please. i went through PAIN to render this#and tumblr fucked the quality left and right and center…why. why. 🤠#what if i just—☠️#anywhoooooo#btw. is is. is it normal to still get brainworms about them. just. asking for a friend. because. maybe that friend hears a song sooometimes#and is thinking is like ohmygod that‘s rosquez#and then she has the urge to make an edit on her fuckass old laptop with a crackef after effects that doesn‘t play audios n lags like crazy#and she will HATE the edit but then think fuck it we ball and hits post with zero regards for the people who will have to the see it#no yeah i should talk to her yeah i agree mhm#motogp#marc marquez#valentino rossi#rosquez#rosquez edit#s.edits
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Criminal Minds: Evolution | 17.01 Gold Star
#cmverse#cmverseedit#criminal minds evolution#cmevolutionedit#emily prentiss#emilyprentissedit#mine#edit#*#scene*#haven't stopped thinking about this in days tbh#emily's refusal makes me feel crazy!!! it's so good and absolutely makes me think about doyle (and karl arnold to a lesser extent)#which is !!!! enough and then thinking about emily being so vehement because she's the boss this time around and it won't be HER#and that makes it worse because she HAS to protect her team from going through what she's gone through what she's felt#AND THEN AND THEN the way her face falls when madison says fine with me?? like emily has spent THREE YEARS away from her team#doing a job she didn't want on the promise that it was temporary and that should have earned her some sway! she's played the politics game#for sooooo long and it didn't get her ANYTHING (and oh do you think emily is feeling what elizabeth felt during honor among thieves#do you think she feels closer to her mother right now than ever and the complexity of THAT is the last thing she needs right now)#completely switching gears to say paget looks fucking GORGEOUS in this scene
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so saiteru confession indulgence anyone?
#i spent a good day thinking which role should i assign to them#like bc teruhashi is down bad but she would want to be confessed to#and her confessing would break the rule and thats so fucking kdosksjiskso#but saiki would also like never confess yk?????#but like if he breaks the rule!!1!!1!!1!!1!1!#so there u have it#saiki kusuo no psi nan#saiki kusuo#saiki k#the disastrous life of saiki k#saiki fanart#saiteru#saiki kusou no psi nan#terusai#saiki x teruhashi#teruhashi kokomi#teruhashi fanart#kusuo saiki
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i have no idea how to draw her anymore. but rouge thoughts
#purp doot#rouge the bat#sth#sonic#her design is heavily outfit-oriented but if im gonna model her i'd like to be able to give her multiple outfits#which means she needs a base model with no clothes#hence the color experiments and such#maybe i should fuck with her body type some more i feel like i could make it more fun
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my favorite thing about advanced gay is jeff’s reaction to pierce’s switch up on gay people like how are you to tell me that is not EXACTLY how a closeted person who knows they’re closeted (im looking at you troy barnes) would react in that situation. everyone else just thinks it’s a little silly and fun to be momentarily involved in gay culture but he is offended because he gets it 😭 there is literally no way to watch advanced gay and not come out of it knowing that is the most bisexual character ever presented on television
#this episode seriously means so much to me#it tells you so much about ALL of the characters#abed being the one to find the drag queen’s video#and in SECONDS#and also being the only one to have no real reaction to pierce’s switch up#because that boy is OUT he does not give a fuck#troy having to choose between air coniditioning repair#which he’s been told he SHOULD want#and plumbing#which he ACTUALLY enjoys#annie being so so so into the idea of participating in gay culture#but trying to keep herself on the back burner#because she’s scared#because she’s GAY#they’re all GAY#is my point here#and this episode is just so obvious about it#and oh britta#she’s there#my love#community nbc#nbc community#jeff winger#pierce hawthorne#troy barnes#abed nadir#britta perry#annie edison#trobed#advanced gay
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