#cranky post

[sidhewrites]

Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on

[ghostsontelevision]

not to sound blunt but the idea that a trans woman who raises her voice or is rude or speaks over someone else is behaving in a uniquely male manner is just blatantly misogynistic and i don't think you need a gender studies degree to understand that

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

Sometimes !!!!!!! A bitch just wants to be taken care of !!!!!! Okay !!!!!

[jicklet]

Ember and Wade in Elemental (2023)

[wielderofmysteries]

[cupiidzbow]

cranky takes them shopping

[zuzu-draws]

Cranky post war 'bito :> his grump is truly when his Uchiha side shines!

[modmad]

Your square beautiful

y thank u have more modsona

[sunflowergraves]

[pearwaldorf]

The canon gave us absolutely consensual but ill-advised sex after a traumatic event and all some people can do is talk about how it was "actually dubcon"?? (Yeah, "fuck or die" is a trope but "fucking because we nearly died" is something I don't see nearly enough of. )

They don't understand how much of a gift this is and I am Extremely Annoyed. I didn't get into OFMD fandom until after all the S1 episodes dropped, and the lack of nuance and sheer reductiveness some people in it display is a fucking travesty and frankly disrespectful to the show and the work the cast and crew have put into it.

People can enjoy a thing however deeply or shallowly they want. But there's a difference between honestly engaging with the work as it is and making shit up and pretending it's actually canon.

[charmingradiobelle]

Super Mario Bros. Movie as text posts

I’m afraid I’ve made some more

Last part / next part

[teaboot]

Scooby-Doo villains had the right idea, I'm gonna start dressing up in elaborate costumes to scare off rich property investors and tourists and fucking landlords. My home town usesd to have almost no folks stuck on the street and now our whole downtown is a tent city. These people grew up here. You know who didn't? The retired millionaires renting out one bath no bed 80sq ft. broom closets for a grand and a half. Not to be all "get the fuck outta here" but damn go fuck up wherever you grew up, I gotta watch teenagers smoke crack now. Fuck

[bandtrees]

they would get divorced in one universe just to find eachother in another one

alternatively titled: sometimes you're the level-headed token flesh-head impulse-control-and-polycule-member of a stubborn, eccentric, and hearty telephone-headed drug addict, and there's cruelty in the world you deem fit to suicidally fight, and that either goes about as well as you'd expect it to, or you learn about love and the value of your life and junk along the way

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

Free use bf to use like a warm dildo and fuck away my work stress when????

[romanticatheartt]

Inner Circle being protective of Feyre<33

Amren:

“Where is she?” Amren snapped one more time. “Go get her,” Amren hissed. “Right now.” “She’s your mate,” Amren bit at me. “Not your spy. Go get her.”

Azriel:

“Be careful how you speak about my High Lady.”

Morrigan:

“You mean to tell me,” Mor breathed, “that my High Lady is now surrounded by enemies?” A lethal sort of calm crept over her tear-stained face.

Cassian:

“Because … because as his mate, you were still … his to protect. Oh, don’t get that look. He’s yours to protect, too. I would have laid my life down for you as his mate—and as your friend. But you were still … his.” “And as High Lady?” Cassian loosed a rough breath. “As High Lady, you are mine. And Azriel’s, and Mor’s and Amren’s. You belong to all of us, and we belong to you. We would not have … put you in so much danger.”

[shibaraki]

it is the year 2025 I’m begging people to please learn how to use the AO3 search filter system omg exclude the tags that you hate I’m tired of hearing u cry about piss and mpreg