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strawlessandbraless · 6 months ago

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He’s a work in progress but he’s trying ok

#supernatural #spn #dean winchester #destiel #castiel #deancas #misha collins #jensen ackles #spn crack #spn text post #supernatural text post #text post #destiel wedding #dean posting #bi dean #dean is bi #bi dean winchester #bisexual dean winchester #bi bi bi

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xinyuehui · 10 days ago

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It turns out to be a water demon. There are many kinds of water demons. Dragon, fish, black turtle, merfolk. Can you narrow it down a bit? It's ugly.

Ran Yi · Fangs of Fortune · 2024

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electrozeistyking · 10 months ago

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Ghost Drone is an AU where the events of Murder Drones have been spread out some odd years and changed around (except for Episode 1, which remains the same as it does in the show). Alternate takes on Episodes 2, 3 and 5 have already occurred.

The first comic isn't canon to the AU anymore, but since it's the initial concept, I figured I'd include it. This entire post is basically my way of saying "Hey, this AU has been stewing in my brain since the 16th of November in 2023."

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little-pondhead · 9 months ago

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The Curse Of Hope

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Danny is in another universe. He had a reason, but he doesn’t remember anymore. He can only stare, horrified and disgusted, at the sickest city spirit he’s ever seen. Shivering and swaying with every step, core exposed, and ectoplasm leaking from wounds that are decades old. A ratty blanket was thrown over their shoulders, barely hiding the spirit’s pale grey skin and protruding black bones.

The spirit didn’t even sense him until he reached out to touch its wispy shoulders. The spirit flinched, clutching at the dozens of trinkets hanging from their neck and tucking in on themselves like they were expecting a blow.

“Oh, shit,” He swore, floating back a few feet, hands in the air, to show he meant no harm. “I’m sorry. I promise, I’m not here to steal from you.” The spirit shivered again and rolled a pearl necklace in between their fingers. A nervous habit. “Uh, I like that pocket watch? It’s very nice.”

That got their attention. They peeked at Danny, and he saw that more tattered cloth was covering their eyes, blending in with the stringy hair that reached the ground. Their blanket fluttered weakly, revealing hundreds of thousands of tiny marks etched into their skin. Scars, really. Scars that wrote out curse after curse onto the spirit’s very being. They burned with evil intent, and even reached inside the spirit’s body and wrapped around their core.

Occasionally, blinding specks of color raced across their body, temporarily erasing the writing, but it always returned quickly. He watched, a little detached, as one particular line rewrote itself across their rough forearm, drawing fresh ectoplasm like someone was writing it with a thin knife.

“Are you…alright?” Danny stuttered. A stupid question.

The spirit cocked its head. He couldn’t see their eyes, but he felt their burning gaze as they pondered the question.

“The pain of others becomes mine own.” They rasped. “The lights of the city dim as rotten wealth clogs mine veins. Magicks long forgotten have eaten mine skins, pulled mine cloak, and darkened mine skies. Helios has refused to grace mine doorstep, and the seasons of the Earth have revoked their kindness.”

Danny held his breath. It felt like he was the one with the exposed core, not the spirit.

The spirit shivered once more. “Tell mine soul, little lamb. How could this Forsaken City know peace, when it was long since ripped from mine hands?”

Shit, he needed Frostbite. And maybe Clockwork. Now.

-Or-

Danny meets the spirit of Gotham City. The villains and rogues that have plagued the city for decades are literal curses that are taking quite the toll on Gotham, and honestly, Danny isn’t sure how much longer they can hold out. The heroes seem to be doing some help, and are probably the reason Gotham made it this far, but the poor city needs help from the Realms if they want to get better.

Luckily, Danny can provide that help.

But only if he could get Gotham to leave their city behind. Because recovery is going to take a very long time.

#dpxdc #pondhead blurbs #Gotham is very lanky and tall and had dozens of necklaces around their neck #the necklaces are just cords filled with lost things the citizens have lost over the years #like bits of glass or wedding rings or hag stones made from a destroyed gargoyle #actually I have a weird picture of Gotham in my head I might draw it #it’s giving Bloodborne to me but idgaf #basically Danny meets Gotham and is trying to convince them to go with him for medical help because what the fuck #those curses are the equivalent of leaving hundreds of leeches stuck to your body for ten years #Danny is BEGGING Gotham to come with him #there’s potential for angst but if you want crack then Danny probably replaces Gotham #I think there’s already a similar fic where he becomes the new spirit of Gotham but I haven’t read all of that #anyways the Batfam are like #invasive animals that are actually helping the ecosystem recover from an even WORSE invasive species #but they aren’t supernatural heroes and they don’t understand that the issue is deeper #I’m calling this the Curse of Hope because Danny is offering hope to Gotham #but Gotham is just so tired and sick and hurt that they don’t want to risk it #they think Danny is another curse come to plague them #should he just straight up adopt the city at this point?#idk it probably depends on how it’s written #sad course is to let Gotham die. happy ending is where they are treated and returned #crack ending probably has Danny adopting the city and introducing them to his own city spirit Amity Park #oh shit is that a new ship #guys please I can’t keep doing this #Gotham City x Amity Park #how the fuck do you come up with a name for that #Burger Joints?#Wet Pavement?#bro idk I’m putting this down before I make something I might regret #low key wanna write this but like. I have so much to do

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15-lizards · 1 year ago

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Westerosi-sonas are so funny like. I’m gonna input myself into the most crapsack world ever. I’m gonna reform the canon so I can imagine myself as the minor lord of a shitty keep. This is Harlan he got sent to the wall for sodomy and lost all of his toes to frostbite. Here’s Aenon he was murdered like saint Sebastian during the blackfyre rebellions. Wynnafred is a repressed lesbian married into the riverlands ofc and will fall in love with a tomboy daughter of a high lord before dying of Woman in ASOIAF Disease

#asoiaf #asoiaf shitposting #like the dragon rider ocs are yeah whatever #give me that miserable shit #me personally I like my sonas to suffer a bit #one of them is the youngest Baratheon daughter and married off by Stannis for an alliance in the north she’s Miserable and Lesbian #another is Roose’s only living heir and literally a Cassandra figure she watches the red wedding unfold in her dreams and then irl #the crack in her sanity rivals the Grand Canyon #also it has to be riverlands if you want tragedy #thems the rules

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ifwebefriends · 1 year ago

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This Day Aria: a gorgeous and dramatic aria building tension to the final confrontation of the episode, both hinting at the villain’s true plans and the true love that Cadence has for her fiancé

Shining Armor in that one shot:

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venominomenon · 1 day ago

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Guys, I made a silly goofy quiz

It's funny I promise

Tagging mutuals, no pressure tho

@fr3akverine , @nijixrainbow , @punkinthev0id , @tinidor-theodore , @spideypunx , @booksandbirdsandstuff , @nullio , @golden-honey-bea , @wankingoffyermumndad , @incorrectpeterparker , @strangenewwords , @radioactiveiridium , @punkeropercyjackson , @wadewnstonwilson , @just-an-enby-lemon , @politesprotectionsquad

If you don't want me to tag you in my silly little quizes in the future, text me a snowman emoji lol

#uquiz quiz #uquiz link #uquizzes #uquiz #marriage #wedding #wedding planning #silly goofy mood #quizzes #personality quiz #quiz #lowkey crack

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ongreenergrasses · 1 month ago

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Finnick cried his eyes out at his wedding you can’t change my mind

#.txt #thg #finnick odair #odesta #I said this to bluefeatheredcorvus earlier today but I have strength in my convictions. a) if my sort of brother couldn’t get through his #vows without choking up multiple times and he is the most rugged of mountain men there’s no way Finnick’s gonna make it and b) I’ve worked #so so many weddings and probably 95 percent of the time it’s the grooms that crack. it’s actually really sweet. half the time the bride #doesn’t even make it all the way down the aisle before there’s tears

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cupids-fiction · 4 months ago

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the fandom is expanding to the most batshit rarepairs ever yessss 🌝🌝🌝🌝

yes dbda fandom growwwwww 😈😈😈😈GROWWWW GET A NEW SEASON 😛😛😛😛😛

#dead boy detectives #dbda #cricketcrow and catdog are some new crack ships i haven’t seen until now #cricketcrow #being charles/monty #and #catdog #being charles/tom #i like nightgoth too (jenny/night nurse) new ship name?? sure #but my fav?#CATCROWWWW #THEYRE PERFECT #I LOVE THEM #THEY NEED TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE AN ALL ANIMAL WEDDING #monty finch #monty the crow #cat king #the cat king #thomas the cat king

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pandoraroid · 6 months ago

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another thing i lowkey want at the wedding is the wolves referencing an inside joke... like something from their childhood or teenage years thar still cracks them up to this day. could be something already mentioned before or also something new i'd want it either way.

#we were promised a fluff-y wedding and i will hold on to that #asher being completely serious in his speech then he mentions a certain word or phrase that just cracks milo & darlin up #david chuckles as he shakes his head #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted milo #redacted david #redacted asher #redacted darlin #okay ill shut up now

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minnesota-fats · 2 years ago

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Jazz and Jason getting married and Jason forgets to warn his family that most of Jazz’s guests are ghosts.

So the day of the wedding someone asks where all of Jazz’s guests were when they only saw half of the chairs filled.

Jazz: Jason did you-? You didn’t did you?

Jason, cursing: damn it! I knew I forgot something!

Jason, turning to the bat fam: All of Jazz’s guests, Their all dead.

Bruce: oh, Im so sorry to hear that-

Jazz: Not all of them!

Jason: What?

Jazz: Spike is alive

Jason: Really?!

Jazz: Yeah, we went to high school together, he’s just goth. There is also my baby brother and sister and their friends, they are technically still alive.

Tim: what do you mean by technically?

Ghost portal rips open at the other side of the venue with Danny rushing out.

Danny, in full ghost king regalia: Hey big sis, sorry we’re late! The GIW got a little too bold and had to step in!

And eventually Jazz’s side of the venue was now full with all sorts of guests, varying in size, shape, and color.

Jazz, turning to Bruce: he meant ghost, by the way. She mumbles before walking over to go hug her baby brother and sister, as well as her sudo siblings Sam and Tucker.