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Birdflash with my Dick design ft. Nick Robles design of Wally 🙏

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Bruce: We're going to put everything we love in this box.

Jason: Can I put Dick in the box?

Bruce: no

Tim: Can I put Dick in the box?

Bruce: No.

Damian: Can I-

Bruce: NO YOU MAY NOT PUT DICK IN THE BOX!

Dick: *cries in My Brothers Just Admitted They Love Me*

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god's tiniest dickbin (batman & robin: year one #1)

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I need to see Tim Drake with a Kid so much. MAKE THAT BOY A SINGLE PARENT.

A kid knocks on his door and says “I know what you are”.

Tim thinks he’s being pushed out of the closet.

The kid has a picture of Red Robin slipping through Tim window’s.

Tim lets him in.

The kid looks him dead in the eye and says “I think you need a sidekick”

Tim has a Deja vu so hard he ends up saying yes out of shock. He keeps the kid though, that’s his son now and he’s gonna protect that little shit like his life depends on it.

Who cares if Tim is 19 and the kid is only 7 years younger? He’s son shaped so he’s gonna be son.

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NOW WITH A FIC VERSION!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60833356/chapters/155378485

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My friend said do this with my ship and I just said The Redheads tm

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Bruce Wayne calling any of his children sweetheart.

Especially if they are hurt or crying or otherwise distraught.

That’s it. That’s the post.

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can't believe people will see bruce in dc superhero girls and still ship him with catwoman... at this point ur joking. he's gay

last pic is a fanart by quic!!! but actually is canon i don't make the rules

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*after Tim dyed his hair for something*

Bruce: You look like the girl from monsters Inc.

Tim: Boo

Bruce:

Tim:

Bruce:

Tim: That's her name.

Bruce: Oh. I thought you were trying to scare me

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There are only two people I will every truly ship Dick Grayson with:

Wally West (BirdFlash)

and

Koriand'r/Kory (or Kori if you prefer it spelled this way) Anders/Starfire (DickKori)

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pack it up babes, this run is going to kill me

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Wally: how about for two weeks straight, you, say no quips, actually no, you say nothing when bad guy do anything, and if you do that I'll do all your chores and taxes and whatever else you want someone else to do for two months with no complaints.

Dick: deal, but why?

Wally: I want to see my boss (Batman) feel fear.

Dick, also an evil little shit: oh hell yeah!

Two weeks later

Bruce, fidgets: Kent has... Has Nightwing talked to you in the last week or so?

Clark: well... He said hello too me at the Bodega on the corner, something wrong?

Bruce: no, just checking... *Walks over at Wally* you married my son, what the hell is wrong with him and how did you break him.

Wally, gasp: I would never break my favorite bird, but since you asking, what did you do to him? He's been avoiding me, and when I run up to see him my birdie is all huffy, the same type of huff after you fired him. So, what the hell did you do to my husband?

Bruce: I did nothing!... I think? Shit— *spiraling*

Wally: well whatever it is, fix it I want my husband back to cuddle with.

Wally, internally: that's it bastardman, spiral, teach you to eat my lunch.

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Robin!Steph getting ready for patrol

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NIGHTWING/DICK GRAYSON + TALKING ABOUT BATMAN in JLA: OBSIDIAN AGE

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Bruce definitely trained all the Robins to abandon him if things got bad. He'd give them scenarios like him trapped under something in a fire, hypothermic conditions, he's too injured, and they need to get information to Lucius, and the list goes on. And to date, the only bit of training his kids have continually failed, whether in simulation or practice, is failing to leave him behind.

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Some batfam members that I felt like drawing!! Some day I will do others....... but that day is not today 🐋✨ I tried to experiment a bit more with the colors and shapes! Had to improvise the bgs for the two who don't have a cape o(-(

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Nightwing Annual #2

dude they had no right to break my heart with the reactions to Dick being woken up from his coma (Alfred calling him son????? Destroyed me)

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I love the relationship between Ra’s and Tim in the Red Robin run because it reads fundamentally as an unrequited crush. Between an old man who is so rich he will never spend all his wealth, a man who is considered to be charming in the same way a snake is, a man who is more powerful than the majority of other villains just on the strength of his legacy alone.

And.

A seventeen-year-old boy who has not slept in three days since the last time someone drugged him, has not showered in three weeks unless you count being thrown into a river, has not cleaned his room since he was three and his parents still payed attention to him.

And when I tell you which one has the crush on the other, that’s it, that’s the ultimate punchline, DC may never reach these peaks of comedy ever again.