#counting crimes

[rinnieeebaebee]

me and bae and our matching vapes 🤞🤞🤞🤞

[the-legend-of-daname]

Character Bio:

Dana Brooke

CHARACTERISTICS

Age: 18 / 22 Race: Human Gender: Female Eyes: Black Hair: Dark Brown / Pink changes on and off sporadically and without reason. Blood Type: O+ Powers: None, in fact they are at a disadvantage because of their anemia. Weapon: sword (unnamed) Fursona: Squirrel

RELATIONSHIPS

Azure Brooke (father / deceased )

Midori Brooke (mother / deceased)

Tokio Brooke (brother / deceased)

Reece (Reece’s Pieces / Recey / Scottish terrier / dog / dead)

Reiko Mashima (adoptive mother / aunt)

Taichi Mashima (cousin)

Teru Minamoto (ex-boyfriend)

Appearance

Dana is a very average looking girl. She mostly took after her father Azure and has rather plain features but unfortunately got blessed with her mother Midori’s huge rack. However she does have very large and piercing black eyes that have no colour in them. She prefers to dress comfortably rather than fashionably and actively refuses to wear dresses (she claims she’s not a pick me). When she lived at the Mashima residence after her parents died, she was not permitted to wear dresses so now she just has grown not to like them.

Personality

Dana is strong willed and will fight to the death for what she thinks is right. She can be quite stubborn and narrow minded for this reason, often refusing to listen to reason. She also has pretty low self esteem. However, she is a good listener and will instantly light up every room she walks in. Dana introverted than extroverted except when you catch her in conversation then she will talk endlessly about her interests (namely anime merchandise). Her hobbies are browsing Mercari Japan because she likes collecting anime merch but is too poor to do so. She is also a very bad student, that’s why she’s failed her grade 7 times at Cross Academy. Dana is not particularly graceful nor good with a sword but she is a hard worker when she wants to be. She also has a temper so do not anger her or else she will cuss you out with her sharp tongue. She loathes vampires because of what happened to her family and can be very standoffish towards them.

History

Please note this part contains story spoilers.

Childhood Dana was born to Midori and Azure Brooke who were both vampire hunters however she was anemic so she did not carry down the vampire hunter gene and was born as a human. When she was six years old, her family was murdered by an unknown group of vampires and her house burnt down. She narrowly escaped with her life. She also had a vague crush on her older brother Tokio and thought that one day they would run away together. After that she lived with Reiko Mashima who was Midori’s adoptive sister and a human. Reiko always resented Midori so she treated Dana very poorly in their household and did not give her any money for anime merch. However, her and Taichi her cousin were childhood friends and she also had a crush on him (it was one sided completely).

Teenager Years She was admitted to Cross Academy through her own persistence and Reiko allowed it as long as Dana eventually paid them back for her uniform. Dana also vaguely knows the future from her past life where she actually read Vampire Knight and shipped ZeKi that’s the actual reason why she is so driven to see her ship sail because she loathes the character Kaname and the shitty ending of Vampire Knight. So she makes it her entire goal to keep Kaname the hell away from Yuki through any means necessary. This could also be why she failed 7 years so she could finally be in a class with them (it definitely wasn’t because she is “dumb”.) Because her parents were vampire hunters, Kaien makes Dana apart of the disciplinary squad.

Relationships

Kaname Kuran Her enemy the reason for all of her suffering. She hates him with her entire being and wishes he would die in the fiery pits of hell. Kaname on the other hand claims to hate her too but does he…?

Zero Kiryu She admires him so much and thinks he’s so pretty. She often gawks at him and has a very obvious crush on him even though she obviously wants her ship to sail first and foremost. Zero almost never thinks of her except in relation to Yuki.

Yuki Cross Attend the same classes, are roommates and are friends.

Ray Was friends in childhood and has continued being friends today. Possibly the only vampire Dana actually likes. Ray sees potential in a relationship between Kaname and Dana and enjoys messing around in Dana’s life.

Hanabusa Aido Dana thinks that maybe they could be in a relationship one day. He cannot stand her because she is mean to his king Kaname.

Kaien Cross Dana likes Cross a lot and respects him. He, however, loathes her because he was slighted by her mother Midori and never got over it. Dana is completely ignorant of this fact.

Midori Cross Dana had a good relationship with her mom and liked her a lot.

Azure Cross Her father was largely absent in her childhood because of his duties as a vampire hunter.

Teru Minamoto Dana’s ex-boyfriend at her old school. Had a very toxic and bad relationship with him. It did not end well. She hates him.

“Die you sad pathetic rat man with a sister complex.”

[theroundbartable]

Magical orb that puts a crime count on everyone's head (while Arthur is king), counting the crimes based on the established laws. (Crime count in brackets)

Gwaine (127): this is an outrage

Arthur(3): I am as distraught as you

Gwaine (127): no, no. You don't get to say that! I've worked my whole life on this crime count and I've got less than THEM?

Merlin (847): *crosses arms* protecting Arthur comes with a cost. What I don't get.... Is THIS!!!!

Lancelot (1084): I can explain

[thetimelordbatgirl]

The police in Scotland have the chance to do the most funniest thing right now.

[farshootergotme]

Wait, how tf did I miss this.

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #7

You're telling me Forever Evil happened in this universe? You're telling me SPYRAL happened in this universe? I'll have to hope that everything went down very differently because otherwise there's a lot to unpack there that clearly this comic isn't ready for.

[digitalworldss]

imprisoned for his crimes

[tyxaar]

A compiled list of various severe crimes committed by one Mr Scar of the Good Times, exact counts pending. Cannibalism (Multiple counts) War profiteering Trading of Souls Grave robbing Fraud of multiple varieties Racketeering Arson (Like a lot of it) Unethical experimentation Acts of Terror Spiritual possession Contract killing Sale of human remains Ritual sacrifice Perpetuating Police Brutality Domestic Terrorism Oathbreaking Violation of the real life Geneva Convention Deceptive marketing Kidnapping Desecration of a sacred place Whatever tf Area 77 had going on Insider trading Extortion Patricide Matricide Unsafe building practices Holy war Desecration of corpses Market manipulation Treason Tax evasion Murder (Lots and lots) Large-scale extreme vandalism Mass enviromental destruction Political corruption Identity fraud

[isawthismeme]

[packet-of-staples]

Oh my god I forgot to post this. Hes sending Pin ups to the general!!!

[stressedbeetle]

there was a swedish guy in like the early 1900s that literally just traveled to Australia, attended a funeral of an indigenous person and then HE CAME BACK A FEW WEEKS LATER TO DIG UP THE BONES TO KEEP IN HIS COLLECTION!!!!

DO YOU HEAR ME??!!!

HE WENT ON A FUNERAL AND THEN CAME BACK TO DIG UP THE BONES!!!!!!!

Thankfully the aboriginal people there had heard he had dug up bones previously and they moved the grave.

AND WHEN HE DISCOVERED THIS HE GOT MAD AND SAID THE ABORIGINAL PEOPLE COULDN'T BE TRUSTED

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[deuteragonist1]

Wait a damn minute Merlin is an actual nightmare of a servant. Imagine you're the Prince and all of a sudden and only two seconds after surviving an assassination attempt you're stuck with this scrawny, clumsy fucking dude with a really shifty air about him who spends literal days in the tavern with zero notice, steals your food, tried to spy on a guest, doesn't let you hunt, can never fucking be found when you need him even though he is the literal manservant to the prince, which you would think should be a priority but apparently he has better things to do, and is always talking like he's the only thing standing between you and certain death???? Then he gives you attitude? Literally I would throw things at him too. Arthur is misunderstood he's actually being too nice

[the-legend-of-daname]

What not hating Kaname really means

[gaffney]

THE KARATE KID (1984) / COBRA KAI (2018-2025)

[nonexistent-alfa]

The Soos are all different brands of scary.

Lee Soo Hyuk comes off as a chill person at first, but he's scary when he gets serious.

Choi Jung Soo has that golden retriever vibe to him, but he does a complete 180 when things get serious.

Kim Rok Soo appears lonesome and lowkey depressed on first impression, but he's literally the most unhinged of them all.

[blueteller]

Cale when his people commit crimes: *shudders* "How vicious...!" Cale when Cale commits crimes:

[tonydaddingham]

idk im watching back ep4 for the thousandth time and like. crowley does look particularly perplexed and shocked as to how the bottles got smashed, gives up the feeble excuse of 'hmm maybe it was the bomb' etc.

but like. the bomb didn't affect the bentley. and when he carts the suitcase out of the boot, there is no liquid pouring out. he opens it, and the straw is still bloody dry. and he just admitted to aziraphale outside that they were there with what aziraphale would reliably surmise as being bootlegged liquor.

so idk man but i think this little fucker had something to do with it