#goodcrimeswithscar

[tyxaar]

A compiled list of various severe crimes committed by one Mr Scar of the Good Times, exact counts pending. Cannibalism (Multiple counts) War profiteering Trading of Souls Grave robbing Fraud of multiple varieties Racketeering Arson (Like a lot of it) Unethical experimentation Acts of Terror Spiritual possession Contract killing Sale of human remains Ritual sacrifice Perpetuating Police Brutality Domestic Terrorism Oathbreaking Violation of the real life Geneva Convention Deceptive marketing Kidnapping Desecration of a sacred place Whatever tf Area 77 had going on Insider trading Extortion Patricide Matricide Unsafe building practices Holy war Desecration of corpses Market manipulation Treason Tax evasion Murder (Lots and lots) Large-scale extreme vandalism Mass enviromental destruction Political corruption Identity fraud

[srwbry-minecraft]

For anyone interested, here’s the crimes I found Mr. Scar Goodtimes guilty of in the timespan of the fifth season of the series known as “the Life Series”:

Abuse of power

Aggravated assault

Animal cruelty

Arson

Attempted murder

Battery

Breaking and entering

Bribery

Burglary

Civil unrest

Criminal conspiracy

Doping violation

False advertisement

First degree murder

Fraud

Grave robbery

Handling of explosives

Home invasion

Illegally selling explosives

Incitement to violence

Involuntary manslaughter

Larceny

Manslaughter

Manufacturing of explosives

Malicious destruction of property

Murder by association

Physical abuse

Reckless endangerment

Second degree murder

Selling stolen property

Slander

Third degree murder

Threats of violence

Treason

Trespassing

Unlawful threats

Vandalism

[animatecorvid]

[the image below is of work 19 — i met you in the lion's den — of the goodcrimeswithscar au collection by @mochiwrites, go read the whole thing cause it's incredibly well written and an amazing story]

Bdubs. What the fuck.

[mochiwrites]

Hi!!!

I’ve been a fan of the goodcrimeswithscar au for a while, and I’m making my way through the solar eclipse au rn (I’m posting this after reading the first work and like. I don’t usually cry because of media, but there are tears on my face rn wodjwoejke)

It’s really late, so I’ll keep this short for the sake of not getting too sappy, but I just wanted to pop in and say that you’re an insanely talented writer. I find myself rereading entire chapters before I’m done with the story just to appreciate the writing and squeeze every drop of lore out of them that I can.

currently those aus and the Costco granola bars are the only thing keeping me alive between state testing and my show opening JQKSJOWWK so I just wanted to say thank you because you’re an amazing creator and genuinely a cool person and yeah <33

(also, idk if/when I’ll be back, but could I be 🪴 anon, just in case? If that’s not taken already!! <333)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON WAILS????????? UEUEUEUEUE..... thank you??? sm???? I'm really !!!! glad that you're enjoying them !!! I hold both of those aus very close ueueue

but oh man, I definitely do Not miss state testing... wishing you the best of luck with that !!!! <3 it's definitely a stressful time but you'll get through it :D

( you absolutely can <3 )

[t1me-v0rt3x]

[nookisms]

Okay but like Scar was given the ability to cause chaos and he immediately decided to grief without being provoked in the slightest like

He was taken off the Hermitcraft server and put where he's allowed to break things and he did so immediately

Scarson and Good Crimes With Scar indeed

[oriandcate]

BadTimesWithScar: Someone’s gotta pay!

Evil X: Pay for what?

Bad: I don’t know; just pay!

[totallynotagremlin]

@mochiwrites

Goodcrimeswithscar

most underutilized Grade A Trope in the history of cinema is (by far) Queer Couples Committing Crimes Together

[mleemwyvern]

Scarson

[tyxaar]

SCAR CRIMES LIGHTING ROUND!!!

I've been getting a lot of asks in my inbox about this post relating to Scar's crimes lol.

Indeed they are.

@numbah-7-knd and @david-tennants-left-ear I've already talked about the cannibalism here, but the soul trading comes from Last Life! He made soul contracts in order to trade Lives with other players. Also he might've sold his soul to the Vex? I dunno the lore is weird so that's mostly my own headcanon lol.

@zev-the-traveler Possesion and patricide, the perfect pair! So possession is also in the weird hazy Convex lore zone, but for a while the Vex masks possessed Cub and Scar to do their shenanigans. With that context they they end up possessing False by giving her one when she helps with a prank. Source As for the patricide, that's simple! Etho is Scar's dad in the Life Series and he murdered him all three times in Secret Life. Same for Cleo's final death! :P

@welsknightenjoyer @mocah @neurotic-sinkhole and @fuck-edfrugs Ah yes, this. The Geneva Convention violation is the only crime on the list that was committed by real life content creator Scar! He used the Red Cross symbol in the Scarland medical office. However, that symbol is protected by the Geneva Convention and it's very much a crime to use it outside real Red Cross operations.

@weirdocritter Here we go!

Well, the war profiteering in S6 was kinda iconic lol. Concorp made SO many diamonds off the civil war that Scar and Cub were actually giving them away basically to stimulate the economy by the end of the season.

The cannibalism is also a fucked up favourite, that one part where he talks FAR to enthusiastically about eating the NHO is so on-brand lol.

Trading of souls is really spooky if you take it out of its original context!

Now, the one I'm most uncertain about is Oathbreaking. That happened in Third Life with the no-kill pass, especially with the Bdubs situation. That's a bit of a toss-up but considering how much they both care about keeping promises, yeah, I'd count it.

Ritual sacrifice!!!! Actually has happened like, four times on count lol. This man can NOT stop joining cults. There's the Convex Cathedral with blood on the offering altars, there's the constant boatem hole sacrifices, there's sacrificing Bdubs to the Moon, and most recently he's tried to sacrifice his friends to the Magic Mountain Bell!!! Or, well, told them they have to at least.

Ah yes, sale of human remains!!! He tried to sell Lizzie's spine (although it was prolly Jim or Mumbo cause she died in the void lol) to Joel. It's really wild when you look at it lmao.

Identity fraud is a littttle abstract, but he's worn so many random disguises and various characters that I'm almost certain there's some in there somewhere. Also, it seems pretty damn likely that Pirates Scar "murdered" S8 Tycoon Scar in order to get off the hook (pun intended) for all of his crimes.

That's a typo I swear!!! AJKSHDsfkjhfdkjsd. Anyways, I've replaced it with Treason on the OG post now.

[anthosaidsmth]

Grian: They've definitely got the advantage being in that village

Scar: No I've burned most of it down...

[stiffyck]

"I hope you all die" ah yes, GoodCrimesWithScar

NOT EVEN A MINUTE IN AND SCARS ALREADY MESSED UP THE NAME TWICE

[memes-of-the-hermit-variety]

apparently its cause scar stole medals from a swim comp in Canada? i heard this through the grapevine so it might not be. true. But take that as you will lmao hes,,, GoodCrimesWithScar

Ah yeah I did hear that, but even then it’s unclear... Thank you though! I hope one day we get to the bottom of Scar’s exile... GoodCrimesWithScar prospers, and no matter how true the medal explanation may be I’m really enjoying the image of scar sprinting away from a swimming contest with his arms full of ill-gotten medals...

[hermitcrimes]

Goodcrimeswithscar..

Goodcrimeswithscar!

[mochiwrites]

https://youtu.be/I_5v12mVRR4

Goodcrimeswithscar is canon?!

PFFFFF

anon good crimes with scar was canon the moment he became mayor in s7 (/hj)

but alSO THE CLIP NAME HELP

[cattimeswithjellie]

Scar runs on a complex internal timer that is always either in "ticks since last crime" mode or "ticks until next crime" mode. The timer only has four spaces for digits and there are 20 ticks per second, so he's a very busy man.

There is also the added bonus that if you always sound like you've just committed a crime, people get used to it and don't always notice the times you have actually stolen their shulker box full of Bdubs heads.

Scar always says bye to people like he's running from the scene of a crime