#badtimeswithscar

[tibby-art]

??

[stiffyck]

Giving up on trying to make this look better. Take it. Whatever. Bye

[incorrecthermitquotes]

Stress, once again acting as the group therapist: what did we say about self-care?

X: more espresso less depresso

Joe, helping out: no

BadTimes: don't be sad. sad backwards is das, and das not good

Stress: no

Hels: it be like that sometimes

Joe: no-

Ex: it eez what it eez

Stress and Joe: NO!

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

ive had it in my head that all hels hermits have the same abilities and powers, but that their personalities are just a whole 180. badtimes is mean and cruel, but still a good builder. truesym is extremely aggressive and ready to pick a fight and is still a great fighter. (true and helsknight are rivals, with true always coming on top in their battles). and ive been thinking that, hels grian, unlike npg, is just a complete stick in the mud, so serious, orderly, but ultimately a mastermind

.

[galaxygermdraws]

So after seeing Ex and Wormman in the Zed Festive Fireplace....I needed to draw holiday Hermitclones. So we got a present day Wormman design, Abyss (Ex) wears their hair down now, Rocket (Badtimes) got redesigned slightly, and then Tangno, Tiny Tango, and NPG look. the same. I missed them.

(reblogs with tags/comments are appreciated. Thankuuuuu)

[these-godforsaken-halls]

“Grian,” says Scar, hesitant, and Grian whips his head to face him — Scar startles back a little — “Grian,” he repeats, uncharacteristically firm. “Tell me — tell me what I should do.”

Scar’s green eyes are bright and watery — anxious, afraid, so afraid — and Grian tears his own gaze away. He forces himself to speak, giving in to the plan that first popped into his mind, that’s formed almost fully now. It’s a good plan. It’s a horribly, horribly good plan.

“You need to stay with me,” Grian whispers, and he is a monster for it.

or: it's the end of the world, kind of. grian's not going to have a great time of it.

this is my own spin on @definitelynotshouting 's incredible hunger au! their work in general is super cool >:)

comments and reblogs are super appreciated!

[heart-freak]

okay fuck it. helsmit dynamics made by yours truly.not really it was also me and the bestie @angelfriez .i talk about these guys a lot (im going to be executed) Bad(TimeswithScar) and Truesymmetry are BESTIESS. friends, even. wlw mlm solidarity except Bad is agender .he/it fellow. npc is a kiddo.his adopitve dad is GrimDog and you just have to follow me here.just listen, ok? yes grim takes care of him. Grim and Helsknight are like! brothers! not biologically they are not blood related but they are brothers.just trust. Renbob is grim's actual biological brother .ren too but nvm(bob is youngest, ren is a middle child, and grim is old man.slightly older than ren but dying and having a decaying body rlly does numbers on you.) npc views robot gri as like a brother, and ariana griande as an? aunt? i suppose. she babysits him sometimes also she's has something going on with True, i don't know, don't ask. i have no idea how he viewslike, poultry man, i have to think about that.. npc doesn't like grian.neither does grim but tbh can you blame either of them wormman is just.well he's there. we love wormman tbh hels and E.X. are idfk. not my problem .aspec, both of them E.X. and wormy are friendsss, somehow, they're very silly.or something. bob and grim are grea.t theyre like opposites but they love each other(brotherly love) !! ren is chill w bob but not grim.Ren really shouldn't be talking, especially not in winter, but he does anyways. bob loves his brothers forever and always hels and wels are fucking weirdos ,god couldnt telly ou why theyre like that. theyre not brothers ex and xisumma are like.w ell its complicated. they would both kill people if given the chance, however i dont even know if false knows about true. things got really complicated when empires s2 started gri knows about all his counterparts. i dont think he cares about any of them. where is jrumbot, grian minecraft? where's that little robot? although he seems chill with ari i feel like scar and bad are on equal terms of evilness actually zedaph knows wormman.ofc. never any doubt. sometimes wormy just appears. oh..i forgot about dr tangno... well there's not a lot ab him.yknow

[applepixls]

questiojn for the fine folks of tumblr.

why is BadTimeWithScar wearing a grian face?

screenshot taken from 2:14:46 in tangos vod "New Science! The Flying Pot Smashers!"

[blorballs-of-yarn]

New fic! About helsmits :D The helsmit tag was looking a bit sparse, tbh.

[serv0z]

have we all not considered that pirates scar is badtimes who killed boatem scar to take his place.

[chemdisaster]

lazybeans and badtimeswithscar should hang out methinks

[tibby-art]

hc what if cam accounts are like a duplicity spell or a familiar of sorts and sometimes they dont despawn aka forgetting to log them out

[bookshopsbizarreblog]

Can we just talk about what a glow-up Scar has gotten across the Life Series in terms of his survival and combat abilities? It doesn't feel that long ago that Grian was screaming "NOOOOO" over being soul-bound to him in Double Life, and Scar's constant deaths are a running joke in other series he's in. But in Secret Life, he has genuinely become a PvP menace. All of the Hot Guy stuff from Hermitcraft has turned him into an archery machine that I don't think anyone was really prepared for, and people underestimating him has been a consistent trend across Secret Life. When people talk about PvP skill, Pearl and Gem were the two big names. Joel is also up there, though he wasn't recognized as much. Scar won skirmishes and battles against all three of them. He got 12 kills (50% more than Gem's 8, the next highest, though not all of them were in PvP), 6 of which eliminated players. That is more than 1/3rd of all the eliminations combined.

I have little doubt that, come next Life series, he will be taken much more seriously as a competitor. Because holy cow it was a mistake to underestimate him. The Secret Keeper knew what it was doing when it made him the villain, and good lordy did he deliver. However much it hurt. Next time he will have his friends, bound by fear if necessary.

[incorrecthermitquotes]

Scar: I just need to hear those three words out of you

BadTimes: I love you

Scar: Try again

BadTimes, grumbling: ...I will behave

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

GoodtimeswithScar has met BadtimeswithScar in passing. At most they said hello to each other, and only went "huh, he looks like me" about five minutes later

.

[beebo-biris]

Shoutout the kids holding up goodtimeswithscar and bad boy grian and jimmy at the Crane Wives concert tonight