#badtimeswithscar

[tibby-art]

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[stiffyck]

Giving up on trying to make this look better. Take it. Whatever. Bye

[incorrecthermitquotes]

Stress, once again acting as the group therapist: what did we say about self-care?

X: more espresso less depresso

Joe, helping out: no

BadTimes: don't be sad. sad backwards is das, and das not good

Stress: no

Hels: it be like that sometimes

Joe: no-

Ex: it eez what it eez

Stress and Joe: NO!

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

ive had it in my head that all hels hermits have the same abilities and powers, but that their personalities are just a whole 180. badtimes is mean and cruel, but still a good builder. truesym is extremely aggressive and ready to pick a fight and is still a great fighter. (true and helsknight are rivals, with true always coming on top in their battles). and ive been thinking that, hels grian, unlike npg, is just a complete stick in the mud, so serious, orderly, but ultimately a mastermind

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[rachiecrown]

I feel like as a fandom we should draw BadTimesWithScar more

[galaxygermdraws]

So after seeing Ex and Wormman in the Zed Festive Fireplace....I needed to draw holiday Hermitclones. So we got a present day Wormman design, Abyss (Ex) wears their hair down now, Rocket (Badtimes) got redesigned slightly, and then Tangno, Tiny Tango, and NPG look. the same. I missed them.

(reblogs with tags/comments are appreciated. Thankuuuuu)

[these-godforsaken-halls]

“Grian,” says Scar, hesitant, and Grian whips his head to face him — Scar startles back a little — “Grian,” he repeats, uncharacteristically firm. “Tell me — tell me what I should do.”

Scar’s green eyes are bright and watery — anxious, afraid, so afraid — and Grian tears his own gaze away. He forces himself to speak, giving in to the plan that first popped into his mind, that’s formed almost fully now. It’s a good plan. It’s a horribly, horribly good plan.

“You need to stay with me,” Grian whispers, and he is a monster for it.

or: it's the end of the world, kind of. grian's not going to have a great time of it.

this is my own spin on @definitelynotshouting 's incredible hunger au! their work in general is super cool >:)

comments and reblogs are super appreciated!

[heart-freak]

okay fuck it. helsmit dynamics made by yours truly.not really it was also me and the bestie @angelfriez .i talk about these guys a lot (im going to be executed) Bad(TimeswithScar) and Truesymmetry are BESTIESS. friends, even. wlw mlm solidarity except Bad is agender .he/it fellow. npc is a kiddo.his adopitve dad is GrimDog and you just have to follow me here.just listen, ok? yes grim takes care of him. Grim and Helsknight are like! brothers! not biologically they are not blood related but they are brothers.just trust. Renbob is grim's actual biological brother .ren too but nvm(bob is youngest, ren is a middle child, and grim is old man.slightly older than ren but dying and having a decaying body rlly does numbers on you.) npc views robot gri as like a brother, and ariana griande as an? aunt? i suppose. she babysits him sometimes also she's has something going on with True, i don't know, don't ask. i have no idea how he viewslike, poultry man, i have to think about that.. npc doesn't like grian.neither does grim but tbh can you blame either of them wormman is just.well he's there. we love wormman tbh hels and E.X. are idfk. not my problem .aspec, both of them E.X. and wormy are friendsss, somehow, they're very silly.or something. bob and grim are grea.t theyre like opposites but they love each other(brotherly love) !! ren is chill w bob but not grim.Ren really shouldn't be talking, especially not in winter, but he does anyways. bob loves his brothers forever and always hels and wels are fucking weirdos ,god couldnt telly ou why theyre like that. theyre not brothers ex and xisumma are like.w ell its complicated. they would both kill people if given the chance, however i dont even know if false knows about true. things got really complicated when empires s2 started gri knows about all his counterparts. i dont think he cares about any of them. where is jrumbot, grian minecraft? where's that little robot? although he seems chill with ari i feel like scar and bad are on equal terms of evilness actually zedaph knows wormman.ofc. never any doubt. sometimes wormy just appears. oh..i forgot about dr tangno... well there's not a lot ab him.yknow

[blorballs-of-yarn]

New fic! About helsmits :D The helsmit tag was looking a bit sparse, tbh.

[serv0z]

have we all not considered that pirates scar is badtimes who killed boatem scar to take his place.

[tibby-art]

hc what if cam accounts are like a duplicity spell or a familiar of sorts and sometimes they dont despawn aka forgetting to log them out

[chemdisaster]

lazybeans and badtimeswithscar should hang out methinks

[incorrecthermitquotes]

Scar: I just need to hear those three words out of you

BadTimes: I love you

Scar: Try again

BadTimes, grumbling: ...I will behave

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

GoodtimeswithScar has met BadtimeswithScar in passing. At most they said hello to each other, and only went "huh, he looks like me" about five minutes later

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[beebo-biris]

Shoutout the kids holding up goodtimeswithscar and bad boy grian and jimmy at the Crane Wives concert tonight

[scp-10000]

can we please get headcanons,facts or any thoughts you have on badtimes and cardinalhater531? im honestly dying of curiosity over those two afther reading your vex headcanons masterpost

Oh I have some stuff for them boys.

I already know you read the doc, so you probably know I hc them as Allays(and probably have an idea all the nonsense Allays had to deal with in the past). You probably also remember the bit about a Vex named Merlin creating Convex which led to Cub and Scar. For every Vex there is an Allay, and this fact of life led to an Allay named Morgan making Conallay(New Allays if we're going by the same naming convention I made with Convex), which then resulted in Badtimes and Cardinal.

It's just unfortunately they were both formed in Hels, and since Hels is a hellhole for anything that isn't Zedaph, they basically ran away and found their Vex counterparts and lived with them for a while while still trying to bust out as many allays as possible pretending they're vexes.

If I remember right, there are currently 4 Fs for dealing with trauma, and out of all four of them, Bad is Fight, Cardinal is Flight, Scar is Fawn, and Cub is Freeze.

How is Badtimes fight if he's not really much stronger than the others in terms of physical strength? He has a knife made of osmium, and for some odd reason, if a Vex or Allay can manage to focus their magic into something made of osmium, it becomes as dense as the metal without adding extra weight, so Bad is actually running around with an extremely dense one handed long sword that has some serious walloping power that he can swing around as easily as most people can swing around toy store swords.

He's also Scar's main cameraman even for timelapses. Dude will just hold the camera and stare intensely through it for hours neglecting all other needs. They may roast each other, but this alone gives Scar ammo any time they lovingly yell at each other to do self care in order to make it a fair fight.

This is my pokemon card binder. It's almost flat and full to capacity. Cardinal has a similar binder full of copies of fake ids he made for all the allays he snuck out of Hels. Even after the whole species was freed, Card kept the binder as a reminder.

Card also works as Cub's camera man, but they don't roast each other nearly as hard.

Irl Cubfan chose that name because he's a fan of the Chicago Cubs. Using that, I named Card after The St. Louis Cardinals, one of the rivals of the Cubs. There's just one quirk. Card hates the Cardinals. Any other team, he's just holding a sign that says "I hope both teams have fun." However if the Cardinals are playing, he's becoming a temporary super fan of said team and cheering them on with all his heart. May 8th through 10th of 2023 was the first time anyone's seen both Cub and Card go absolutely feral about any game of sportsball. People feared for their lives near the end of July.