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love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

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🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

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look. im gonna hold your paws when i tell you this.

yes, i know they weren't paws a moment ago. im trying to tell you. please don't interrupt me, this is important.

you're a mouse now. forever.

yes it's because i put a mouse curse on you when i touched your hands-now-paws.

you're welcome.

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I've seen this concept and wanted to try it. It's just insane how Undertale foreshadowed them.

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kris: i can’t believe we’re all trans

lancer: i’m lancer

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Bothersome creature

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caught

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WAKE UP, BOOB TUBE

Some CRTs make a really loud degauss noise when turned on... which I think would be funny if Tenna did too

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haters do not want you to know this but if you pick up something heavy every day it will eventually stop being quite as heavy. this is because the heavy thing, having witnessed your dedication, begins to yield its essence to you. and you, in turn, begin to absorb that essence into your own being. this is what makes people strong. the more essence you absorb, the stronger you become, and the more respect you command from the world around you.

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THE CREATURES ARE FIGHTING!!!

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you're on your knees, hands tied behind your back, bag over your head. "nothing personal, just can't leave any loose ends." i cock my nerf blaster and hit you on the back of your head with a foam dart. you fall over and sink into a ball pit. i stoically honk my clown nose and drive away in a comically small car

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Susie's idea

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I really didn't.

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imagine being born with two bootyholes and meeting your soulmate who has two dicks

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mmmmmmmm minecraft