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Escorted like a celebrity.
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Get on the ground! A slight move, and you'll get bullets in your empty heads!
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oh damen we're really in it now.mp4
#caprisun#captive prince#damen#damianos of akielos#damen of akielos#kings rising#prince's gambit#ITS HIM ITS MY GUY#also can i just say#i know i made him blush in the rip pitcher sketch because thats the correct interpretation of that scene. cuz he saw his thighs#but can we all agree that those must be the palest pastiest legs a man has ever put in direct sunlight#diogenes said to plato “this is a man” about that peeled chicken because he mistook it for Laurent in a chiton#i bet he burns like a lobster#you leave him in direct sunlight for too long and he starts heaving like an office laptop from 2016 booting up Baldurs Gate 3#i am still in the middle of book 3 and when i tell you i am in DIRE NEED OF SOME LAURENT POV DECRIPTIONS OF DAMEN#TELL ME HOW LOVELY HE IS I NEED YOUR PASTY ASS TO SAY IT#I want to hear those rapid fire thoughts because you just know he is extinguishing them like summertime mosquitos#if the govart dies chapter is anything to go by#damen oh damen you really thought ancel was gonna shove that stick up his ass during that one performance. i love you.#you are THE funniest motherfucker in that book and your obsession with that blue eyed featherless biped only adds to it#who drops a pitcher when they see a white boy approach#god out of fear maybe#i would never live it down straight up never#that memory instantly became damen's dark horse in the championships for the most embarrassing shit that he will think about in bed at nigh
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#spinda#AAAHHHH YES!!! our belovèd spinda. from their café!!! probably one of my favorite minor characters from pmd sky#whom i don't even think was in the original explorers games. i think spinda's café was exclusive to sky. if i'm remembering correct#ly. or maybe that was shaymin village. i know shaymin village was for sure but maybe it was just that and not both of them. either way#have a delicious drink and allow the flower of conversation to bloom! i could quote spinda all day. he had “hopes and dreams” before toby#ever did. THAT'S ALSO like i had no idea what spinda's pronouns were. i kept trying to figure it out because i talked about him quite a lot‚#but no one in game ever talked about him. to mention his pronouns? turns out. there's ONE line of dialogue where the post office fucker in#shaymin village mentions him and calls him a he. i think that's the only time spinda is referred to in the third person with a pronoun#i believe it's when they're talking about like. how you can send gifts or whatever and pick up the characters' responses at spinda's café#which is still a really fucking good feature. of any video game. SEE WHAT I MEAN spinda and their café is just an incredibly good Thing#it's to the point where my home wifi network is named “Spinda's Café Wi-Fi” because i love it so much. so if you're ever runnin around#and you see a wifi network by that name… it might be me! you never know! or… it could be the real deal. the real spinda's café is somewhere#nearby…! ugh. i wish. i would go there immediately#not even to mention all the other shit about this pokémon that's really good. like that they never walk in straight lines or whatever#their little dance. it's just. huUGHKLJKAHJVDHJHDAJSVGD i love spinda. a nice pick-me-up after the underwhelmingness that was grumpig#shake it this way… shake it that way… and stir it all around… and it's done!
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I'm holding the leash on you!
#jail#prison#convict#inmate#prisoner#prison uniform#prison guard#correctional officer#handcuffs#belly chain
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please hold :)
#grian fanart#hermitblr#hermitcraft grian#hermitcraft season 10#quick and scribbly thing before i go to bed#i still have no idea how to do lighting but i do think the extended bureaucracy bit is funny so we're gonna do cartoony illustrative vibes#just wanted to make him have sallow green energy#i hate fluorescents#if bureaucracy involved less fluorescent lights it would be way more bearable#this is my humble objectively correct opinion#anyway quick and messy but fun enjoy#grian#permit office#grian mc#hermitcraft#artists on tumblr#my art#art#digital art#illustration#artist#artistsontumblr#fanart#hermitcraft s10#hermitcraft fanart#hc s10#uhhh yeah cool you get it thats enough tags#one day i will learn how to do rim lighting and paint using a program that isnt autodesk sketchbook#today#is not that day
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What do you mean when you say your gender was reassigned later in life?
Wtf happened
My intersex variation made everyone around me stop treating me like a girl and I was punished relentlessly by everyone if I tried to be feminine
Only when I started identifying as a guy (which was wrong and didn't make me happy) did I start being treated better. And everyone kept saying shit like "oh yeah we already saw you as a man" essentially.
I was put on testosterone literally a few weeks after "coming out" as a man and even when voicing my discomfort about being on it they attempted to coerce me into staying on it
I did not fit into what they saw as female, so they decided that I had to be male to be "normal"
#fun fact#a story that was once told to me#was that apparently my mother tried to get me have top surgery#so she called the office to get something scheduled#and they needed my consent#so she tried to talk to me when i was very sleep deprived#and apparently i shouted at her “i don't want that”#i do not remember this#but correct! i dont want top surgery
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Would be great to expect a court hearing while my classmates celebrate their graduation.
Yesterday, I was calmly in class minding my own business. Then, the deputies pulled me out of class, slapped the cuffs on me, and here I am. I know I’m guilty. Guess a college education won’t be so important after all.
#prisoner#convict#inmate#court#handcuffs#belly chain#prison uniform#female prisoner#prison girl#correctional officer
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Extra Havers Content Peter Sandys-Clarke in Masters of the Air
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#he was giving evil straight havers here fr#yet he does it looking fit af so sexism forgiven#/j/j/j#i stan british officer#as I said to mints… he’s so fine and cunty we didn’t stand a chance#masters of the air#mota spoilers#psc#mota#peter sandys clarke#gif set#my post#also i havent made gifs in like 8 years so forgive me i cant colour correct or brighten for shit#I FUCKED UP SOME GIFS NOOO#too late rip#masters of the air spoilers
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Office Uprising (2018)
#office uprising#zachary levi#horroredit#filmedit#filmgifs#horror#mine:horror#mine#long post#bestie correcting my grammar and teaching me English but also me correcting my own grammar and teaching myself English
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the silver packages look like a gender reveal party,,, all packages are wrapped up and ready to ship out! dropping off at the post office on wednesday, keep an eye out for updates and THANK YOU <3
#or trans colors. girlboy silver vanrouge is so true and real everyone should see my vision. all pronouns are correct for this guy#he he/hims himself but if u referred to him as she he wouldnt think its incorrect. hes excellent.#but yes i spent the whole holiday today wrapping these up GVHFJKDL im so excited and im so sorry to the post office#shaking in my boots....when u get ur packages i would LOVE to see!!! so sososo excited i hope u all like it <3 <3#i also included small bit of gacha luck!!! there's a roughly 30% chance of a charm being either regular cloud pink cloud or blue cloud!!#for the MOVIE for the PINK BLUE FIGHT!!!! thats why i did the envelopes both colors too. i am nothing if not dedicated
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At this point, gender nonconformity is about what the person says their experience is.
If a woman with a beard or a man with lipstick and a mustache says they're gender nonconforming, then they are! If a woman with short hair or a man with long hair says they aren't, they aren't! And that's not even getting into the awesome nonbinary, abinary, genderqueer, intersex, and general genderfuckery that may both be and not be conforming.
So much of what is even considered gender conforming or gender nonconforming is based on a world of exclusion. When we start defining one's conformity with whether they fit into white cishetero perisex standards or not, we play into the idea that there's only a very narrow window of what is considered worthy of time and thought.
#gender nonconformity#gnc#queer#like. for instance a native man who keeps long hair might be considered GNC by white standards but for him it's absolutely not nonconformit#there's an aspect of white supremacy that silences everything else while saying that other culture's silence is indicative of whiteness...#...being 'correct' or 'moral' or 'neutral'#and as somebody who's trans and last i checked white i have my own thoughts from my own experiences#like how i don't consider myself to really be a GNC man. i'm just. man+#i'm a weird concoction of weird soup that tastes like a man but if it were Wrong#and i just don't see that as not conforming to manhood like it is seperate. i see it as irrevocably linked TO manhood#it is others who have excluded and exiled me from manhood because of *their* understanding of me and how i 'fit in' in cissexism#while i will never ever say i know what it's like to not be white i will say these conversations that PoC have started have been INVALUABLE#i am forever grateful to have been extended the patience and faith to listen in on the experiences of people...#...who are racialized in terms of gender and how they do/don't 'fit in' with often white supremacist views on gender/dynamics#may have made a post like this years back but. eh. arrest me officer i will not back down#i've been more and more 'gnc' as i go into my transition and i don't see it as nonconformity but as an outlet for my masculinity#which is why i'm not insecure about my crafts and creations. because it is coming from a male whether or not it's considered 'manly'#i have little to *no place* in cissexist society so why should i put any stakes into if they ~accept~ me#made this post while jamming out to skyrim's tavern OST (paused my game to write this)#why the HELL does the skyrim tavern music have to go SO HARD. i NEED to slam down BARRELS of mead while listening to this istg#i don't even LIKE honey so i haven't tried mead but. for skyrim i would.
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Gotta say one of my Mentopolis finale highlights is honestly the fact that Fanny gets a happy ending too because I was genuinely a little worried about her
#really all of the endings were phenomenal I cried at the fix and pasha adopting the interests#and ending on imelda dropping by hunch's office again was so incredibly satisfying#but i would also like to put forward that fawning is also a valid response in certain situations!#and paring up with attention also makes a lot of sense and I know that anastatia will treat her right#also just considering the idea of attention being the mayor but also attached to the F family just feels very correct to me#dimension 20#mentopolis#dimension twenty#fanny fawnsworth#a. tension#m fanny#m tension#mentopolis spoilers#jack.txt
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Silly "interactive" teaser for Pull Me Closer:
(Final part of my depressed!civilian!reader x Soap series, which includes Breaking Point and Knight in Shining Khaki)
*A wild Soap appears*
You use Avoidance.
"It's not very effective..."
Soap noticed movement.
You have activated Soap's thrill of the chase skill.
Soap is now chasing you.
#rambling into the void#shitpost#soap x reader#cod fanfic#cod x reader#teaser#soap squad™️#soap squad#bear with me. i havent played pokemon in 15 years and even then it was in french#so im partly improvising here#i am open to corrections tho#wHY ARE YOU RUNNING.meme#gotta go fast#john soap mctavish x reader#johnny soap mactavish x reader#ghost x reader#gaz x reader#price x reader#tumblr polls#poll#cod poll#the rest of the team wasnr even supposed to be there initially lmaooo. sorry johnny 😔#i am VERY EXCITED for the last part if u couldnt tell lmfao#choose your own adventure#the pinnacle! the climax! the apogee! the culmination of it all!!!#the apotheosis!#the grand finale!#barge into price office is the equivalent of calling out for him if u couldnt tell. choose ur love interest/otome game YOLO#john soap mactavish#johnny soap mactavish
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