#corporate drama

[the-tenth-arcanum]

my (ex) manager's superpower is making me furious with just one (1) message

[strawglicks]

sometimes i just gotta write/draw them arguing it keeps me going

[ottoslab]

Truman is a very specific type of middle aged man to me.

[cogs-incorporated]

Total Drama Island, welcome cogtestants.

[housemdfever]

IT'S THE SAME PICTURE!

I made another meme for my favs🙏

[skellydun]

im so tired of corporate america like what is the point!!!!! why am I stuck in this tiny ass office when I can be frolicking through fields!!! or laying in my nice warm bed!!!

[pizza-hut-unofficial]

What is wrong with you guys

fight.

[legbootlegit]

In unrelated news, the CEO of MGA Entertainment deleted his Twitter in 2020 after bullying a creator whose likeness they allegedly plagiarized for a toy

[sforzesco]

Modern au Pompey is so relatable, like yes that is my exact reaction to the glasses

everyone’s having a normal time about the glasses :)

[the-tenth-arcanum]

oh I fucked up

[strawglicks]

A Firestarter is someone who causes problems intentionally or unintentionally everywhere they go btw

[stalkiwi]

starting to get real pissed off to see those posts in my feed so:

dear Project Moon haters, i'm very glad and happy for you guys to be able to cut the ties with the franchise, but can y'all stop forcing others to do the same by telling them that if they still like the universe PM created, they are morally bad?

not everyone is like you guys, some people used to see these games as more than just something they like, but as something they admire, an inspiration, a fandom where they met amazing people, a source of creativity, a coping mechanism. its not easy for everyone to just destroy something that took a huge part of their lives and person because of an event they had nothing to do with. these people are just fans, not Project Moon itself.

you see someone who is still in the fandom and you dont like that? then block them! block the tag too! but dont go throw your bullshit at them and tell these people you don't even know that they're wrong and morally bad people.

and let's not pretend we dont live in a world where some of the most known, famous, and admired works of art haven't been done by people who did worse.

just please let people be people, if anything, if you see someone struggling to cut ties with the universe, offer them other games or medias or solutions to move on. but keep your twitter-like bullshit away from tumblr, thank

love, kiwi

[the-velvet-corporation]

We've finally made the switch over to digital! One of our employees has taken it upon themselves to do some extra work to "make rent this month" upload and store digitized versions of our archive!

Welcome.

To the Velvet Corporation Archive.

[sleepyminty]

Happy first anniversary of PM cut contract Vellmori for a years old feminist twt /j

For this anni PM gives us another new kind of fucked up

Pls wait for the english translation

[st4rstudent]

Will we ever meet Bobby JR in Person?

Because I have no Idea how to draw him since I don't know how tall he is or how old he is.

Like is he a 5 or 6 Year Old Kid?

Is he born just a Regular Child or born a Prodigy?

And will he like Bear Toons? Since he Love anything related to Bears?

Like he will go crazy that any Products like Food and Toys including Clothing that has a Bear on it.

I can't properly answer any of these, since I'm not apart of the team or anything, so everything I say after this is purely speculation and/or just random thoughts. I assume that, even if Bobby Jr is not added physically into the game, he'll be mentioned plenty of times (especially around April Toons with Thomas's dialogues). Especially if Crystalline is added to the game, since it's been established that the entire Cyger family has some issues going on. As for height, you can kind of estimate his height based on this photocard of him and the Chairman. He's shorter than the Chairman (who has an ingame model that can be compared to other managers). I assume he's at most half of Chairmans height. Do NOT leave him outside with a giant hawk. He's very obviously a child, I always imagine an age that's somewhere in the early-middle of elementary school, like maybe 7 or 8? Truthfully I only assign age ranges to characters, not specific numbers, makes it easier. Either way, I can't see him being in middle school yet.

I think the idea of him seeing a bear toon and getting really excited would be kind of funny. He ends up having to be dragged away by Robert.

[tacosaysroar]

I’m still catching up, but here’s a quick rundown of what’s been going on since Halloween, both good and bad . . .

1) Enormous and untenable workload

2) Adelaide and her boyfriend broke up, and this boy’s overly involved mother has been harassing me about it for 2+ weeks and yet also keeps trying to make plans to hang out with me as friends, which is bizarre. (If I turn up dead, please show this bulleted list to the police, hahahajustkiddingsortofhahaha.)

3) One of my best friends was elected as a circuit court judge and I drove the 6 hours up for her surprise party last weekend.

4) The head of my department, a woman I greatly admire and work closely with, announced she’s retiring next month and she’s leaving a huge power vacuum that’s getting . . . uhhhhhh . . . pretty ugly

5) I’ve started dating someone. I like him, and he’s been very forthcoming about liking me back. It’s been a bright spot in all of this madness. Solid plans made all the way to June, so this one isn’t fooling around.

6) In absolute sincerity but glossing over the “why” details, I spent 24 hours mentally preparing to let myself into a friend’s apartment and discover their dead body. They were fine, but it’s highlighted a larger problem I, of course, have no control over but can be free to feel low-grade constant worry and stress over, which is cool.

7) I can’t overemphasize the ugliness of #4. The team is being pulled apart and reallocated. People are scrambling to protect themselves and each other. I don’t have much faith in what will be my new situation, but there’s upheaval here every 8-12 months. So I’m going to white knuckle it until it changes again. You can tolerate just about anything for a year. We’ll cross the “and if it doesn’t?” bridge when we get to it.