#pineapple on pizza

[zalcolm]

reblog if you either eat at least one of the following:

toilet paper

drywall

pineapple on pizza

human skin

pussy

but no one is able to guess which

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[pizza-hut-unofficial]

You must choose.

[dedalvs]

I don't fully know who you are, but people seem to be asking important(?) Questions so I will ask the most important question, Pineapple on pizza , yes or no.

I'm allergic to pineapple, so that answers that question for me rather definitively, but let me tell you about my little sister. I was an only child for 20 years of my life when I was gifted with a little sister. When she was an early teen my wife at the time Erin, who is a vegetarian who can't digest meat at all, and I took her to Comic-Con. We had a party to go to at night (I think it was Penguin) and so we left her in the hotel room with money to buy herself pizza that would be delivered to the room. We figured she'd get something and we could eat leftovers later if there were any.

So what pizza did my little sister order?

Hawaiian.

A pizza with pineapple, which I was allergic to, and Canadian bacon, which Erin couldn't digest.

And our intolerances are such that you can't simply take the pineapple or meat off and eat the rest of it. The juices are enough.

My sister absolutely did this on purpose.

She is my hero.

[beardedmrbean]

[taro-pdf]

Humans are space oddities: exploring disability, communication, and humanity’s job in space (minimal ableism!)

Humans fill various roles in the broader universe. They work jobs from pet to protection, depending on the client. For the vast majority of beings, humans' adaptability and generalist lifestyle was feared. 

Kell was lucky to be born on a human-claimed world and they were even luckier to have parents who supported them. It wasn’t going to be easy working with non-human crewmates, but at least their parents found them a safe ship to start on. 

When they arrived at the dock, a tall, winged creature stood waiting for them.

“Hello,” it greeted in ASL. Kell looked at them in surprise. ASL? From a non-human? “I’m N-O-X, Nox, moth cryptid, she/her/any. My friend signed me up to be your translator for this trip, since it’s your first time.” Having less fingers than Kell, it was a challenge for them to read her finger spelling, but not impossible.

“Nice to meet you. I’m K-E-L-L, Kell, human, they/them, they replied. I didn’t realize I would be getting a translator.”

“I didn’t either, but I’m always up for something new. Come aboard!” Nox turned and walked onto the ship. Kell followed, bemused. 

On board, Kell’s glasses transcribed spoken Universal Interplanetary Language into scrolling text, but Nox’s translations got the tone across in a way that spoken language wouldn’t be able to. With her help, they were able to easily ask and answer questions, and their crewmates had a lot of questions!

“What do you specialize in? All the captain said was you’d be working with Janmia,” asked a tuscian. 

“Have you seen your lodgings yet? I printed out some human decorations for you, such as the human fruit: pineapple!” said a yuto.

“Do humans usually speak with their hands?” asked a creature that Kell didn’t recognize. All they could tell was it was quadruped. 

“Not all of us, but some can. What was your name again?” they prompted.

“I didn’t tell you. I’m Seva, bromid, she/her. My kind greets each other by exchanging scent signatures, but humans can’t do that so let me at least smell you.” Seva didn’t wait for an invitation to stick her nose way too close. 

“You can say no, you know?” A human leaned over Kell’s shoulder, their words appearing on Kell’s glasses. 

“Ok, then no thanks, Seva!” Kell backed up as Nox translated. Seva hesitated but the new human glared and she backed off.

“Hey, what’s up with the hands?” the human walked around to see Kell’s face better.

Why was a human of all beings so judgemental? Kell grimaced, but replied, “I’m Deaf, it’s sign language. Nox is helping me now, but I’ll text with coworkers when she’s not here.” 

The human looked at Nox as she spoke, then at his watch transcribing her words.

“I can’t hear her vocalizations, but my watch picks it up,” they explained. “I didn’t realize she signed.” Nox flattened her ears and said something else to them; they rolled their eyes and turned to Kell.

“She’s always telling me what to do. But yeah, I need to introduce myself. Prak, human, he/they. I’m the main security on this ship.”

“Kell, human, they/them,” Kell offered. “I didn’t realize humans were actually a thing in the security industry. I’m here as an engine and turbine technician.”

“Our durability makes us pretty good at the job. I didn’t realize humans ever were not involved with security.” Prak glanced at his watch as a message popped up on screen. “Anyways, gotta go. Welcome aboard I guess.” He turned and walked into the crew sleeping area.

Even though Kell couldn’t see them, his words still were transcribed by Kell’s glasses. And from Nox’s startled posture, she heard it too.

“FUCK! Who printed out a pineapple???”

Notes: Kell, Nox, and Prak are all OCs of mine and I wanted to put them in space! Kell was created for this HaSO story and I feel like I haven’t wrote about them in forever.  Prak was made off a prompt that said to make an OC who hates pineapple and won’t tell anyone why (it’s partially because a pineapple killed his father, shh…). He left earth to avoid them.  I need to figure out the timeline of how all my OCs meet because it’s a bit convoluted.

[controversial-blorbo-bracket]

Controversial Character Tournament Round 1: Pineapple On Pizza from Real Life

[would-you-punt-them]

Pineapple on Pizza

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

Pineapple on pizza is a war crime.

[northlt03]

So crazy to me that people who support a rapist, orange, idiotic, old, racist criminal are the ones saying "We can disagree on politics."

Bc no tf we can't??? Yes, I will hate you forever if you support that man, based on your political opinions it is very clear you're a deeply evil person.

Disagreements in any kind of relationship, be it platonic, familial or romantic, should be about pineapple on pizza (yes it tastes very good) or ice cream flavors (i love all except for mint chocolate chip im sorry), not about supporting a maniacal moron.

[silly-spore]

[konigsblog]

Okay, which one of these 141 bastards likes pineapple on pizza.

probably soap, perhaps even könig. 🍍🍕

soap got it to piss the rest of the 141 off. he lies, saying it's disgusting and that he'd never order it again, but his plate is licked clean, not even the crust left behind...

könig likes anything, really. he's not picky and would eat whatever his mother would feed him growing up. sometimes if he was really hungry, he'd mix a couple things. krueger had been pestering him, trying to get him to eat pineapple on pizza because it had been labelled as horrible.

surprisingly (or unsurprisingly), he enjoyed it. he'll order it occasionally, but usually he goes for plain cheese or pepperoni. i think sweetcorn and chicken is good on pizza, but i prefer tomato slices instead!!

[foggyroses]

Yim yummy *nom*

[pizza-hut-unofficial]

What is wrong with you guys

fight.

[doritodemon13]

Pineapple on pizza or nah? :]

Pineapple on pizza is a little weird, don't you think?

And that is really nice, because I like weird things.

(It's an plus when the pizza is a triangle)

So I would say yes to pineapple on pizza.