#convo; thomas

[littlcfreaks-archive]

closed starter for @luriddaze

the 'new' woman at work (really just the newest) and him had been competing since she started working at the same company as him. they were in the same position and were both equally qualified for the same promotion that would be opening up at some point soon. thomas, personally, found her fascinating. they would get into verbal sparring matches in meetings and at company events where things were less professional, he thought they had great witty banter back and forth.

a new project for work had come up and he volunteered to work on it, only to find out that Zoey had as well. oddly happy about the chance for them to together, rather than against each other, he approached her desk, dropping the folder on top of her keyboard where she was typing, "excited to work together?"

[jennrypan]

Dick: You use to be so cute and tiny..

Jason: And you use to be cool. We both changed.

Dick: Wha-?! I'm still cool!!

Jason: Okay, 'officer Grayson'. Cops aren't cool.

Dick: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO

Jason: STILL FRESH IN MY MIND, PIG!

Dick: LET IT GO!

Jason: NO. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID FUCK THE POLICE! THOSE WERE WORDS I LIVED BY!

Dick: OH MY GOD. YOURE THE ONLY ONE THAT STILL REMEMBERS THAT!

Tim, walking into the living room: I remember it.

Duke, from another room: I heard about it! You've lost 1000 aura man!

Cassandra, poking her head in: I've also heard about it.

Dick: EVERYONE SHUT UP.

Jason: Just like a cop to order people around like that, shameless.

Dick, groans: Fuuuuck-!

Dick: All of you are going to make me age like milk!

Damian, popping up behind him: Is it wrong to say it's too late for that?

Dick, practically shaking: Damian..I swear to God.

[aalghul]

once again thinking about jason as duke’s robin. he’s ~4 years younger than jason, and that puts him at 8-12 during Jason’s time as robin. that’s prime time to get attached to your local kid vigilante before your own life goes downhill.

and if we try to keep duke’s meeting with bruce in zero year + duke’s age (so he can remember the meeting and hold that conversation with bruce), he has to be around 8. if he starts following batman through the news at that time because of the mess that just happened, the robin he sees is probably jason. I’ve literally connected the dots

[garpen]

Duke: You are so lucky you're my favorite little brother

Damian: Thank you?

Damian: Wait, I'm your ONLY younger brother

Duke: Take what you can get man, your my favorite little brother-even if it's on a technicality.

Damian: Tt that's just like saying Cassandra is our favorite sister when she's out ONLY sister.

Duke: Exactly, now you get it!

[morganbritton132]

One of the perks of living in Gotham is that occasionally you’ll walk past a Wayne having the most batshit insane conversation anybody has ever had.

Walk past Dick Grayson on the street and hear him say into his phone, “I don’t think he’s anti-vax, but Superman is definitely not vaccinated.”

Stand outside of the downtown WE building and see Tim Drake walk out with his tall friend only to pause and say, “Hold on, I just got the mental image of Lex Luthor pregnant. Thanks for that.”

A lucky few who ride the same subway line as the newest Wayne edition, overheard Duke tell Stephanie that living in Wayne Manor is, “Alright, but when I moved in Jason and Damian gave me a knife and said I had to kill Tim. Said it was tradition.”

“It kinda is. Did you do it?”

“No!” Duke says, to the relief of the overhearers. “Get this…he stabbed himself.”

“…yeah, I should’ve guessed that.”

The downside to living in Gotham is literally everything else.

[flamingpudding]

Damain: Drake.

Tim: Demon Brat.

Damian: ...

Tim: ...

Damian: I require access to your power points.

Tim: Oh?

Damian: There appears to have been a slight oversight in regards to Daniel.

Tim: An oversight? About Danny?

Damian: yes.

Tim: ...

Damian: ...

Tim: Which one do you need?

Damian: Hero 101.

Meanwhile in Dukes room.

Duke: Danny why are you hiding under my bed?

Danny: I am not hiding.

Duke: ...

Danny: fine! I am hiding from Dami.

Duke: Why?

Danny: He said I need to have a talk with him when he learned that I go by Danny Phantom in the field and even go out without a mask.

Duke: So, it's not a stabbing threat?

Danny: He called me dearest little brother when he said that.

Duke: ...

Danny: ...

Duke: Dick or Cass?

Danny: Can you ask Jason if I can camp out in one of his safe houses?

Duke: Sure.

Damian: Daniel, I know you are in Thomas's room.

Danny: Hiek!!!

[punkeropercyjackson]

If i was Robin,i'd tweet 'Who the fuck is Batman' and then turn off my phone

Edit:D/p x DC racists found this and i kept seeing Jason x Fenton siblings so now it's unrebloggable.Sorry to my actually read comics niggas,as Jason husband and wife i draw the line at that for my own mental health.Also since it's been a few weeks since i made the edit but they keep liking this,even the shippers,i have a word for them:Kys

[quotidian-oblivion]

Batman: I deserve to be alone 😔

Comic writers: Of course, honey, uh- I need someone to babysit this kid for a while until he gets his own run so here's a child :D

*pushes Dick Grayson towards him*

Batman:

Comic writers: On that note, here are 17 more!

*pushes the rest of the kids towards him*

Batman:

Comic writers: 'Kay, ciao! Brb after they've been properly traumatized and heated up!

Batman:

Batman: Do you like apple juice?

[spacerangersam]

the fact we never actually got to see pat do some archery before he died is tragic

[cashmere-caveman]

when u are a guy who is super normal about his boss and also his boss' wannabe arch-nemesis (more terror text post memes)

[synthshenanigans]

condemn him to chonnys inferno or memento mori

[littlcfreaks-archive]

@midnightsaboteur

he shrugged, a soft chuckle leaving his lips, "i wouldn't call myself a lech, but i am only a man." he was joking back with her - mostly. they were friends, but she was good looking, and more importantly (to thomas at least), he genuinely enjoyed her company. But, if she was going to broadcast her assets and put them on display, he would certainly take advantage of that.

He kept her close to him, his hands on her lower back, pulling her into him, "ah, good. hope they all know to leave you alone now." he chuckled, his breath hitting her skin, "wouldn't want them trying to take you away from me. how would i ever get through the work day?" he couldn't help but laugh at her observation, "they wouldn't be wrong. i happen to be enjoying myself very much." as if to prove his point and to the others around him, he pressed a soft kiss to her jaw, "you think that'll help keep 'em away?"

[strawberrypadme]

my friend and I had a revelation

[warnadudenexttime]

Patton: Boy, those owl noises sure sound like stock hooting sound effects!

Logan: Incorrect, those are mourning doves, not owls.

Patton: Oh- Well! Hold on, it’s 5 pm! Silly morning dove, it’s not morning time!

Logan: No- Mourning like- grief- sad-

Patton:

Patton: Well, that’s not as fun.

[yesiknowimshort]

i always remember it’s wfa posting day bc my feed’s chock-a-block of whole ass screen shots of the entire fucking episode

[blazeofmuses]

@dcydrecmings

''is that a serious question?''