#coca zero

[extasiava]

[persephoneflouwers]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ancora non ho superato la rima “l’italia è tutta qui un paese di vecchi che fan pace con sensi di colpa giovani” e poi “ma tu mi raccomando dai lei a chi non conosci e cerca l’oro alla fine di ogni rainbow washing” 💘💘💘💘💘💘

[girasolesolesole]

ieri in cassa al supermercato un ragazzo in fila davanti a me ha speso circa 490€ in alcolici

io dietro con: coca zero, papaya (acerba), cavoletti di bruxelles, broccolo viola (mi piaceva il colore) e una confezione da 100g di castagne cotte a vapore

[laleg92]

#lhaisentitaquesta?🎵🎧- Coca Zero Pinguini Tattici nucleari

Signora mia, che cosa vuole che le dicaSua nipote e la sua amicaHanno fatto coming outSono pan, mica pan per focacciaE per quanto a lei non piacciaQui si pone un aut autIl lume della ragione s’incendiaSe il boomer non da ragione al millennialE muore chi non si adeguaAlzi la testa tipo la giraffa di LamarckE si lamenti che viviamo in una società Toglieranno Gesù dalla pareteMentre lei rimpiange…

[il-ragazzo-chiamato-corvo]

Signora mia, tutto cambia e lei sta dietro

Chissà per quanto reggerà la legge di Pareto

Signora mia, la vedo alzare gli occhi al cielo

Non si ordina più Coca Cola, solo Coca zero

Pinguini Tattici Nucleari - Coca Zero

[atomicstarfishinfluencer]

[thinleo]

jedyna rzecz jaką kocham prawie bardziej od any to coca cola zero

[babyplise]

po co jesz? po co robisz sobie krzywde? wiesz ze to dla ciebie ostatnia szansa na to, zeby wreszcie schudnac. jak chcesz byc motylkiem to nie wpierdalaj co popadnie, tylko pomysl jaka bedziesz szczupla jaka chuda i jaka wspaniala. bedziesz patrzala w lustro z usmiechem, a nie z placzem. bedziesz dla kogos inspiracja i autorytetem. bedziesz z siebie dumna. bedziesz spogladac na stare zdjecia kiedy bylas gruba swinia i bedziesz wdzieczna sobie, za to ze dalas rade i spielas swoja gruba tlusta dupe i nie jestes juz tak ochydna jak wczesniej. wiesz jakie wspaniale uczucie jest kiedy ktos proponuje jedzenie a ty odmowisz? jest ciezko, ale pozniej bedziesz z siebie dumna. to tylko cyferki na wadze, a moga wywolac albo placz ze smutku, albo ze szczescia :)) beda ci mowili, ze ladnie wygladasz ze jestes taka chuda ze twoje nogi sa jak patyczki. chcesz tego? to sie wez w garsc. nie od poniedzialku nie za 2 dni tylko teraz.

do mnie kiedy bede chciala cos zjesc

[girlboss-girlblog]

"diet coke will give u cancer"

my honest reaction:

[luckyclover37]

only thing getting me thru life is diet coke tbh

[cokediary]

a girl just wants a diet coke (i had a dream will the most crispiest, scrumdiliumpciously sweet soda ever)

[2baerzfeind]

"modern" andre hcs (real asf)

andre would listen to chief kief. + "love sosa" is his anthem

andre would collect dr pepper cans in his trunk to later display them on his shelves

andre would be obsessed with brainrot tiktok - his fav meme being "what the sigma"

+hed make slideshows for his own memes

he would also edit videos in his free time

HE WOULD'VE LOVED LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

(he'd main graves jus cus of the shotgun)

((or gragas))

"kills" by chief kief plays in his car all the time

(or "dr. perky")

he got that shitty adapter that cuts out audio when going over a speedbump

huge nickelback fan

he'd dress in the most baggiest clothes EVER

black af1 + creased

his jeans r ripping at the bottom from being dragged on the pavement all the time

he wears them so low, u can see his family sized underwear

he'd have a mullet probably

andre's next car would've been a VW or a toyota

he'd smoke cigarettes (on the low doe)

he would be the biggest hater WITH A REASON

cal would always join him

"i feel so sigma!!!!"

he'd listen to german rap artists like gzuz, ssio, pashanim, bonez mc and many more

plays mc with cal and builds them a house while cal figures out mc on his own

kanye his goat, probably has more than 2 albums (808's and heartbreak + MBDTF) on CDs

walk around with earphones all the time, doesn't wanna get airpods

+ his phone's so old the battery lasts for 3hrs if he's scrolling tiktoks

has a type o negative cassette (probably the "life is killing me" album)

BIG dostoevski reader, camus enjoyer, kafka understander (bro just like to read...)

likes yeat a lot too (if we being real)

screams and shouts at any game he plays

he loves jeremy fragrance (he owns 2 perfume bottles, which are probably "million" by paco rabanne and "homme" by jean paul gaultier, and some sort of deodorant)

bro REEKS sometimes, that's when he doesn't leave the house

bro's on discord all the time, paying for nitro and allat

did a face reveal once, got bullied and never did again

auuuguhhhh he's so me!!!!!!!!!!! me coded

[thnksfrthpoison]

Coke Zero is better than Diet Coke.

WOAH WHO SAID THAT???

[athena5898]

(Quds) A Palestinian youth displays cans of Coca-Cola and XL energy drinks left behind by the Israeli army in an abandoned building in Rafah, emphasizing the complicity of these brands with the occupation and the importance of boycotting them to help save Palestinian lives and stop supporting the occupation.

[coca-cola-official]

[pedromirfilho]

Coca Zero