#classical insults

[garlicbreadish]

"have some shame, you don't even have a boyfriend, even the loser and nerds do these days-"

i hope you give birth to a centipede and you have to spend the rest of your days slaving away to buy shoes for it.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

One last devastating blow

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[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Beverly Hills //

The Comedy of Terrors (1963) dir. Jacques Tourneau

[nenoname]

while stan probably won't be as into solving human related mysteries ("i ain't a fucking narc, ford") and... doesn't have the greatest observation skills nor curiosity to follow up on weird shit, one thing i find hilarious is him being able to record confessions without even reaching for his tape recorder

[emacrow]

For the longest time Danny did not want the crown nor did he want to be king. The floating eyeballs where somewhat overjoyed at that but knew they would need to find a reason to make him take up the crown.

Just so they could hopefully challenge him for the right to rule. That halfia did not realize what kind of power he had and yet did not seem to want.

Till one day he not only took up The Crown but The Ring to. Why one might ask.

Jazz his lovely sister and world renowned was asked to have a talk with The Joker. If he was king he had diplomatic immunity and he knew how to prevent people from becoming ghost too thanks to collecting most of John Constantine soul contracts

Only reason he will take the crown that day just to spector the talk.

Only he and Jazz can see how messed up Joker's soul was, not because the crimes he committed but much worse and deeper then anyone in gotham had known yet.

It was like someone had mold play-doe with this guy's cracked up soul, mixed up names of previous and present lives and past personalities like Jack Oswald White, Arthur Fleck, and Jack Napier and more others being a mismatched into each other into some sort of abomination Frankenstein and physical glued together into a single soul with raw glowing green chemicals in a shape of a smile. Obsessions mixed up with uncontrollable laughter, the color green and purple, very creepy stalker borderline level standard with Batman/Brucie and trying to get him to laugh, he hatred for the robin for getting batman to laugh at his joke instead of his jokes, and pure insane mayhem with life as a joke.

This was unnatural even to most fucked up Soul standards, yet pretty fascinating in a way that would explained why he survived so many life ending attempts on his life.

Jazz couldn't even psychoanalysis him without having a major migraines after 5 minutee with the pure amount of information that just keep going like a broken Dam bursting at the seam.seams..

The questions burns deeply with the both of them though...

How did this happen to him? Who done this to him? Was it even fixable at this point? And whom is the person messing with someone's Soul to turn someone into this..?

[sysig]

“It could be that the loss of her children drove the Queen deeper into her darker desires...but, I don’t believe she was fighting against them that hard before that particular tragedy. No monster does.” (Patreon)

Bonus:

Hmm, wonder what he could cover those holes with :3c

[halfagony-halfhope]

call me delusional but i think only true fans of the source material should be allowed to adapt classics

[neodiekido]

love how upset he gets at people insulting his stupid beard

[alicornze7]

wip lol

you know where this is going

edit: finished version

[sielankowy-nihilizm]

Every writer has:

Either you love it or hate it: The Double

Greatest book of all time: The Karamazov Brothers

The one everyone forgets about: The Gentle Spirit

Overlooked masterpiece: Humilated and Insulted

Mental breakdown: Notes from Underground

Which divides the fandom: The Demons

The one that got popular: Crime and Punishment

Fan favourite: The Idiot

Locals favourite: The Gambler

"Experimental": The Crocodile

Meh: The Adolescent

[triglycercule]

happy birthday dust sans :3 ‼️🎊

"well, that's that. a grand execution, the perfect punishment for a sinner with lifetimes worth of crimes, and yet, nobody showed up, and dust didn't even try to fight back."

"heh. sounds pretty pathetic to me... but hey, maybe this was what he wanted."

"to die alone only accompanied by the ones he hated with nobody who he'd actually want to witness this?"

"maybe dying only with yourself would be less embarrassing than a public show. privacy is something you never realize you want until you lose it."

"... you were right, that does sound pathetic."

[mercutiotakethewheel]

Kendra, inwardly: Omg I am so scared right now. I’m going to die here. This freakyass magical creatures about to do me in. And could do so easily, which I am imagining very vividly right now. Those are huge teeth. I am fighting god to hold it together right now. I don’t want to die. Why am I here? Just to suffer, every night I close my eyes and—

Kendra, outwardly: I cast vicious mockery.

[thelunastusco]

Tbh the assertion that non-traumagenic systems can't possibly know about trauma, the biology of memory, or the hypothetical roots of plurality MORE than a trauma-formed system just screams insecurity.

Yeah? You're the expert, huh? No one else can possibly ever know more than you?

Lord it's like some random evangelical on the street insisting that you can't know the Bible better than they do because you're Catholic, not ACTUALLY Christian. Only worse because the metaphorical Bible in this case is written by antitheists, LMAO-- the information sysmeds are using comes from non-systems at best (when it's not just junk they try to pass as science) and people who don't even think systems exist at all at worst.

Sure, yeah, we're so certain that the singlets who don't even think systems are real know SO MUCH MORE about this stuff than, you know, other systems.

Also,

Calling systems who disagree with you "fakers" or "endos" (same thing to these folks) just for disagreeing with you is so childish it's painful. Just admit you don't have a damn clue, don't want to be corrected when you're wrong, and don't actually want to learn, and move on.

[1337wtfomgbbq]

James is reading a Clifford The Big Red Dog book

Niki, watching: How did he get to be so big? Do they ever explain that?

James: Well, Emily’s love for him grew, and so did he.

Niki: Well, Oscar is pretty small of a shepherd. Guess that says something about you, huh?

James, angrily shutting the book: YOU’RE SMALL! WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?!?!

[team7-headquarter]

[ms-scarletwings]

Funny share, one time I saw someone make an exercise of converting Lovecraft writing into Hemingway writing, and they condensed an entire passage from the start of “Call of Cthulhu” into a single seven word sentence and I kid you not it felt exactly like this