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mercutiotakethewheel · 30 days

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Kendra, inwardly: Omg I am so scared right now. I’m going to die here. This freakyass magical creatures about to do me in. And could do so easily, which I am imagining very vividly right now. Those are huge teeth. I am fighting god to hold it together right now. I don’t want to die. Why am I here? Just to suffer, every night I close my eyes and—

Kendra, outwardly: I cast vicious mockery.

#and thus restarts the classic nature versus nurture debate #is she like this bc of those classic burgess genes #or is this a case of constantly snarking off with her little brother #which has hot wired her flight or fight response #to talking shit #she gets a rush of adrenaline and her brain just starts crunching out insults #like do yall remember when she was literally at her job #just going about her normal everyday life #and decided for no reason that the 5 senses test was just straight razor bladed in the candy kind of a situation #which like she was right #but still #meanwhile #as shes actually kidnapped shes just calling this lady a witch to her face three times in a row full on bat at the hornets nest type of dea #fhdw #fablehaven #kendra sorenson #kendra is so afraid all the time #and she only knows one way to handle it #some people count to ten some people disassociate #kendra goes fuck fuck this is so scary #quick whats meanest thing i can think of #technically the bracken scene is notttt a scene shes scared in #but it just cracks me up #she just met this man and shes already calling him stupid #its the one scene during which i ship brackendra #wait!! she does the same move with gavin!#she literally laughs in his face so hard that mr demon prince crumples into wet tissue #shit #is this girlypops flirting strategy too?#girl really just has a one size fits all response button

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