#jazz the bamf sister

[emacrow]

Twin Damian and Danny.

The LOfA have fountain tellers. As babies they are ordered to look into what will be their fate.

Danny first as the oldest Ra is told he will one day rule over him. Ra will be forced to bow to him.

Ra won't have that and has him dealt with. Only the person does have heart. And just leaves him somewhere he knows the baby will be found.

Toddler jazz to the rescue.

Years later Danny is king

The elderly fortune teller who probably was told to dispose of baby danny, would had place him in a straw baby carrier, putting him somewhere in Illinois forest where a couple of people were hiking. She wasn't doing this for the child safety but for Her own selfish reasons and one of those reason was to see Ra being forced to ruled over.

She wanted desperately to see the look of horror on his face like in her visions, for all the grief, the pain, and the horror he had put her family through for her and her sister talents of foreseeing visions. She hated him to her very soul, after what he had done to her, her beloved..

This wasn't the time for tears as she placed the babe safety nearby, only taking once glance before disappeared between the trees.

Only for 4 year old Jazz to find a baby in a basket in the middle of the woods on her crazy family reunions. Bringing a baby to the reunion seem like a good idea at first...

As she became a attached to her lil adopted brother, and help him grow along the ways, saving the town occasionally as she later found out that he was danny phantom to saving the world from pariah king and evil Dan grasp. To see him be crowned as high King of the ghost Zone but later on known as Infinite Realms.

She stood by his side wearing the fright knight armor during one of his duty of sealing the nasty Ectoplasmic seeping into dimensions, watching as he made a mass groups of assassin and their derange leader bow due to being liminals and apart of Danny's kingdom, as she slashed Ra's chest with her Nightmare Sword, sending him to the very nightmares realms until Warden get his hands on him later for all the crimes he committed.

[livannasalinger]

DP AU Prompt

Just putting together some of my favorite ideas that I've seen around here on tumblr, but I've never seen them together so... it's kind of big, but since I'm sure I'm not going to write I'd like to share it at least. So it starts like this:

Danny dies at age 14 and comes back different, but that would start as a nobody knows AU, not even Danny, because he doesn't come back transformed, Sam and Tucker are confused but happy that Danny survived. Danny starts to notice some changes (physical, sixth sense, etc), and the presence of ghosts starts to be stronger in the city in different ways. The powers that begin to manifest themselves first in Danny are those that allow him to see and communicate with spirits, he begins to perceive the presence of people that no one sees, and to feel things that he cannot describe, a presence, an instinct, an emotion that is not his. (more obvious powers later, perhaps only when he is in the Zone initially.)

Lunch Lady appears but the battle plays out differently. She lashes out because she's confused and disoriented and someone has changed the recipe she's spent years perfecting when she senses the presence of something dangerous, something powerful. A child that looks human but fells like a ghost child. The attack stops abruptly when she realizes that she is in the territory of a child who has recently died. I want signs that a ghost child is somewhat important even if not sacred to ghost culture.

Danny manages to talk her out of it (and maybe even fight her) and takes her back to the Zone, but obviously she doesn't stay there, she goes back to feed the child because if not how is he going to get the proper food a Ghost child needs?

Danny and his friends continue to explore the supernatural, other attacks happen, each adding to the experience and showing that after all ghosts are more than what their parents refuse to see. Ghost are good, bad, both, neither. Danny begins to gain respect from the ghosts he helps despite the havoc they wreak in his Haunt. News of the ghost child reaches the government and higher entities of the infinite realms, attracting those who are good, bad and chaotic neutral... Danny increasingly embraces the characteristics of his new culture, and his physical appearance begins to take on ghostly features.

Let's put the first contact with Clockwork differently. I think CW could have disguised himself as an old grandpa who owns an antique shop (with lots of clocks) from a slightly dodgy road that not everyone can find (danny can always find it and clockwork is very proud of it). Danny starts working part time in this shop and feels that clockwork is something else but doesn't say anything because he likes the place, the protection it offers from his boss / adoptive grandfather.

Pariah dark happens and Danny finally appears as Phantom (Phantom may have appeared before perhaps, but more as a rumor or new urban legend). This has consequences because the town now has definitive proof that the Fentons were right, but at the same time everyone knows they were saved by a ghost.

Things get complicated, GIW starts to get involved, Danny starts to see that he will have to make a choice (still unaware that he is the new king).

He has friends and enemies in both worlds, he is starting to understand his obsession and accept his own death, Danny, his sister and his friends know they need to prepare for the worst.

Dan happens, but with some variations. In the end Danny goes back to the CW shop to talk to Clockwork about his true intentions. Clockwork explains that the hoax was meant to save him from the Observants, even if it had benefits (not becoming Dan). CW secretly adopts Danny as his grandson officially and explains the true nature of being chosen as Ghost King.

I like the idea that the definition of Ghost king does not refer to what humans understand a king to be, unlike Pariah Dark (who was not a king but a tyrant) the true King being chosen by the Infinit Realms itself to be the one who you'll be a part of it  (the idea that the realms is actually a semi-sentient eldrich God is always cool). 

Last idea I would put together would be the DPX DC cossovers, with Danny moving to Gotham to get away from the Fentons, and also to train. He (plus Jazz maybe) try to remain in Gotham unnoticed under the protection of the spirit of the city, while Danny finishes high school, spies on the GIW's movements, and is trained by his grandfather and allies (pandora, frostbite, Dora, nocturne, etc). Of course, somehow he ends up involved with the batfam, I particularly like the stories of Damian paying attention to Danny because Danny lives so much with ghosts that he ended up forgetting a little bit of the common sense of the living over the years, but it could be anything , serious.

[agentianlegend]

A Vigilante, a Different Vigilante’s Sister and a Villain Walk Into a Bar | Ch. 02: "A Family Joint"

A Danny Phantom x Batfam (DC) Crossover

AO3  |  FFn

Tags: Anger Management, BAMF Jazz Fenton, Supportive Jazz Fenton, Awkward Flirting, Flirting, First Dates, BatPham, Fluff, but not like super hardcore fluff, more like light and playful fluff preceding badassery

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"Trust me, villains aren't the only people to worry about in this place."

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Jason slammed his entire flute's contents. "Prepare for impact."

"What impact?" Jazz asked, subconsciously sitting straighter and smoothing her dress.

"An assault of aggressive friendship."

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“By the way,” Jazz said with a glance at Jason, capping the capture device and retracting her partial battle-suit. “That’s what Peelers are for.”

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Summary: Join Jason and Jazz for an evening of *coincidence* as they attempt a second date!

[atonalginger]

nine images that capture your oc's vibe!

I was tagged by @staticpallour, who shared her bamf oc, Aurora on her blog. I'm generally tagging folks: you got an oc you wanna share? You're tagged. yes you. And you.

Manny Ruiz is the OC for today because Manny is the oc I've working with the most recently.

So what's their vibe?

Manny is Delgado's sister's eldest. AFAB, NB throughout teen years before feeling confident enough to follow through with the change to he/him. Came to live with Del, Bella, and Rokov when they were 14. By 17 (the events of Cora's still unnamed adventure) they have their own ship, the Eager Fortune and aspire to join the Liberated. Del is surprisingly (to others) hesitant to allow it just yet. Something, something, not wanting Manny to make the same mistakes...

Manny is very smart. As early as 14 they showed aptitude for cyberrunning, something Bella and Shinya have continued to guide and mentor them as they start getting out into the starfield more. They're also a talented pilot, getting the thumbs up from Jazz and Sam when asked about whether they could handle a ship of their own.

Manny also has a hot burning temper. Rokov got them into boxing to try and give them an outlet but...Manny's got a lot of shit to work out and I don't think the punching bag is going to be enough...

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Moving along

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/6LuObCm by babydipper Jason closes his eyes and takes a deep breath, gathering the facts. Firstly. The girl is from outside of Gotham and with Jason’s luck, most certainly looking for him, but that’s TBA. Secondly. She doesn’t seem outwardly hostile or dangerous, but she has shown no signs of fear during the impromptu face-off with him, so there has to be something more to her, some sort of training or experience. She doesn’t seem like an assassin, but who knows these days? Thirdly. She’s a girl wandering around Crime Alley alone in the dark. Fourthly. Keep your friends close, but random girls who know your past self closer and all that. With facts against his better judgment, Jason calls out after the girl, making her stop and turn under a streetlight, “Hey!” She tilts her head, encouraging him to talk. Her eyes reflect light weirdly. “Do you need a place to crash?” or Jazz helps ghosts move on to the Other Side, except Jason happens not to be a ghost. He happens to be her roommate, though. Words: 35, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Series: Part 1 of Moving around Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Danny Phantom Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/M, M/M, Other Characters: Jazz Fenton, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Danny Fenton, Tim Drake (DCU), Stephanie Brown, Bruce Wayne Relationships: Jazz Fenton/Jason Todd, Jazz Fenton/Dick Grayson, Tim Drake & Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson, Tim Drake & Damian Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne Additional Tags: Ecto-Contaminated | Liminal Jazz Fenton, Revenant Jason Todd, Jason Todd is Red Hood, Jason Todd Has Anger Issues, Dick Grayson is Nightwing, Good Sibling Dick Grayson, Well - Freeform, at least hes trying to be, Love Triangles, Idiots in Love, they are trying their best its not jazzs fault shes like that, Autistic Jazz Fenton, which means she has immaculate rizz, Religious Cults, Cults, The League of Assassins (DCU), Jazz Fenton Knows Danny Fenton is Danny Phantom, Danny Fenton May or May Not Be the Ghost King, hard to say when your sister carries the burden oops, Human Sacrifice, Harm to Children, children sacrifice, Jason Todd is Good With Kids, Abused Tim Drake, so maybe hes not that good, Closure, Getting to Know Each Other, Kidnapping, it be like that sometimes, Legally Blonde References, Mitski References, Intimacy, Non-Sexual Intimacy, nord vpn usage, a LOT of nord vpn usage, Swearing, Tim Drake is Robin (DCU), Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Jazz Fenton Is So Done, Good Sibling Jazz Fenton, BAMF Jazz Fenton, Accidental Marriage, Accidental Relationship, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Reconciliation, mostly - Freeform, Moving On, Oh, jason calls jazz princess as a gag, it sticks, Lazarus Pit (DCU) read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/6LuObCm

[space-dreams-world]

Get what you wished for

First time writing a prompt: DP X DC au “get what you wished for”

Au where Danny is the blood daughter of Batcat is between Dick and Jason's age. Selina gave up Dione Luna Wayne as she help she is unable to raise her and Bruce would paint a target on her daughter's back. As a memento, she left two stuffed cats, a letter and a bat toy to remember her by.

How the Fentons got Danny:  Gotham is full of supernatural energy, with the Lazarus pits under it. The Fentons trying to find a place to create a bigger portal with LP juice,(experiments can fuck you up reproductively. Jazz was a struggle to birth.)

Jasmine comes across Baby Dione and duckling imprints on her. The Fentons don’t realize the baby was abandoned and named him Danny, not realizing the wrong gender( they never do), no claim to the baby, ours now.

The Fentons take some LP juice to find more LP juice, which in amity park, there is a bunch(uncorrupted) and the ley lines are weak there. (finds house over direct access to an unclaimed Lazarus pit, and builds a secret third basement to get more ectoplasm to fuel their obsession. LP is ectoplasm btw.)

Danny is genderfluid but presents themselves as FTM Trans.

Portal time!: Danny shows his friends, Sam and Tuck his parent's third child, the portal. Peer pressured by their only friends, Danny goes into the plugged, malfunctioning portal, only to get zapped where their soul and body are fused as one being, unable to separate. (Danny sort of blames his friends for their death but appreciates that they are sticking by them. But later realizes they are their ticket to excitement.)

 Jasmine notices right away that something is wrong with Danny. (Jazz is much closer to Danny in this au)

Danny is more independent in this au. (make more friends with ghosts, help them than enemies)

Danny by extension is an atlas of the Infinite realms and Earth, is pretty much op. Picking up skills and powers like nobody's business, (immortality? maybe, BAMF? definitely) Clockwork as ghost parent, Ellie, Dan, the other clones and Jazz as their sisters/brothers/ children and being High Eldritch sovereign of the Infinite realms. ( Fuck u, Vlad, everyone can see ur evil corrupt ass, creepy and fake)

Dual Obsession is space and peace/protection, has a multi-core and is blessed by the zone itself.

Amity Park is in a time/paradox bubble where the events of Danny Phantom occur. (in all 3 cannon seasons, they have never celebrated a birthday, I‘ve noticed.)

How Bat fam meets Danny: It’s been a few years, Danny reveals to their parents his status they are excited and can’t wait to figure out how he survived.  The GIW has bugged their home and raided their house as their want also figure out how Danny survived, and make Super-Soldiers. (tipped off by Vlad)

Danny and Jazz take this as a worst-case scenario and book it to Gotham by Danny's suggestion because their bio-fam lives there and Gotham energy fuck with ectoplasm readings. Danny starts to look for his mom Selina, but when the civilian bat fam sees them, they look like a young Martha Wayne. Jazz starts working in Arkham internship for her Psychology degree and Danny goes to Gotham U for College. Some of Danny’s Ghost friends follow them, i.e: Desiree.

Angst time: Bruce's wish vs. Damian's wish 

Bruce's wish: "I wish I knew you earlier in life to protect you..." 

 Bruce is given Dione at a very young age and does his best at trying to raise her.

Dione is clueless about her family's trade secret. She is a civilian and sort of grew up alone. (Bruce was busy being batman and CEO of WE, Tim drake situation, baby alone in a big empty house.) 

Bruce still adopts Dick, Jason, Tim, Cass, Steph, Damian and Duke. (Damian and duke after the event) 

Loves what Bruce does for Gotham, doesn't like that Wayne Enterprise takes most of his time away from the family, and hates Batman because of the ouroboros he creates in Gotham. (Endless cycle of crime, rehab, corruption, murder{Thank you, xmarksthespotonthemilkyway for Supervillain DAD! lex Luthor}) 

Dione has many hobbies to pass the time while she waits for her family, mainly she paints, writes and spends time with Alfred who she considers her real father instead of Bruce. (Being Batman has downsides, people!) 

Selina visits her daughter at the manor and is pissed at Bruce for treating their daughter like a rotting bird in a cage. (Expect it to be there when he returns, to see it leave or die because you took too long to cherish it.) 

• ANGST+: After Jason's death and resurrection, The sibs try to get Jason to come to the manor to show Dione that he is alive, at first Dione doesn't believe him or them, but he convinced her otherwise. This is where she learns that their vigilantes. (Jason and Dione were friends that get along like a house on fire, but the house exploded and Dione felt something missing in her life.)

Bruce and Jason as Batman and Red Hood have a huge fight in one of the manor rooms destroying some property and shit. Turns out it was Dione's painting room, where she was secretly working on a portrait painting of the whole family (including the late Jason Todd) for Bruce's birthday, and it gets ruined.

Dione berates them for destroying her work and declares that she fucking hates this family and what they put her through all the time.

Decides she wants to stay with Selina instead. During this time, Dione realizes a way to end the ouroboros cycle and decides to kill the joker in a quiet way, for all the hell he put her and her family through. (Lures joker to an unmarked hill location away from people to a hole in the ground with a wooden casket and fires five rounds at him. He falls in gets covered and is buried alive as he slowly dies from gunshot wounds. She can't have what she wants, and neither will he.) 

Dione, later reveals to the family that she killed the joker after he doesn't return to Arkham and can't be found.

Bruce sends her to jail. 

The sibs are pissed at Bruce for doing that, while at the GCPD, Dione is taken advantage of and raped by corrupt cops. 

The sibs try to get her out and get her to tell them where Joker's buried, but she takes as the cycle is still continuing and commits suicide in Jail. (In her letter to them, she tells her final wish is to be buried on a hill with a clear view of the night sky with a big tree in an unmarked grave, so she can be forgotten as a part of her family, but not Gotham.) 

Bruce feels fucking guilty that he pushed his daughter to this point, Selina and Alfred are at an end with him telling him I told you so and feel that Dione should not have been born into this life. (distraught, but once Damian and Duke enter the picture, they treat them better as a family.) 

Dione is fully dead and becomes a ghost. 

Batman and co. meet the new ruler of the Infinite Realms, and Recognize the ruler, Dione chose to let go of her past and forget them as they have done to her.

Damian's wish: "I wish you were never our sister..." 

This is technically the Canon bat fam x DP timelines, but with a few twists. 

• Dick is the one holding the fam together. He is more tired and stressed than before, maybe graying early..? (stressed and secretly depressed.) 

• Jason is more angst and vengeful than normal and fucking hates Bruce. (Jason is like kill the serial to end the cycle, avenge me, Bruce.) 

• Tim despises Damian more so than usual and tolerates Bruce. (baby brother attempts to murder, gets light punishment and the victim is not okay.) 

• Stephanie isn't really part of the bat family, goes by spoiler, and is studying to be a nurse. (quit being robin earlier, distant self from negative influence, dated Tim, now Cass.) 

• Cass, while mute doesn't communicate well with the rest of the family, which leads her to be quiet more often. (not expressive.) 

• Duke, the newest to the family, has a hard time understanding the rest of the family's issues with each other, fearing the family's reaction to him being a meta. ( Batman is more strict with no metas rule, Duke still becomes signal. ) 

• Alfred is still Canon, but more strict than normal. (Put up with this shit Alfred, but loves his adopted son and grandkids.)

Bruce is still Canon. Mostly negative, hard on himself, the family and everyone he interacts with, and wears a mask (not a physical one) to hide his emotions. Is more Batman than Bruce Wayne. (grunts don't meet clear communication Bruce!!!) 

• Damian is still Damian in this verse with his pets but loses his friendship with Jon. (no metas in Gotham, Bruce tolerates Superman.) 

[inevitably-johnlocked]

heeeey is there any fic where john play the violin? or instrument

Hey Nonny!

Ahhh, I don’t have many I’ve personally read, so I’ve included stuff I’ve filed in my MFL list too <3 Hope that’s okay! And a lot isn’t violin, but wheee why not everything I’ve got :P

As always, Lovelies, add your own recs if ya got them!

JOHN PLAYS AN INSTRUMENT

Sonatina in G Minor by SilentAuror (E, 22,574 w., 1 Ch. || Case Fic, POV Sherlock, Angst, UST, Sherlock’s Violin, Post-S3, Romance) – John has come back to Baker Street, but Sherlock doesn't understand the strange tension between them, even after he begins teaching John to play the violin at John's request.

The Baker Street Nativity by SwissMiss (E, 99,662 w., 23 Ch. || Nativity! AU || Teacher Sherlock / TA John, Pining, Sherlock POV, UST, Angst, Christmas, Music/Song Fic, Anal / BJ’s, First Kiss / Time) – Fusion between Sherlock (BBC) and Nativity! (2009 movie starring Martin Freeman). Sherlock is a primary school teacher and John is assigned to be his classroom assistant. Together, they are charged with putting on the school's Nativity play. What could possibly go wrong? Part 1 of The Baker Street Nativity Verse

MARKED FOR LATER

Stringplay by PrettyArbitrary (E, 3,219 w, 1 Ch. || Sherlock’s Violin, Kink, Music, Stringplay) – John secretly plays fiddle. Sherlock and his violin seduce him into a threesome.

White Satin, Silver Sequins (a continuation) by Saki101 (M, 3,468 w., 1 Ch. || Cross Dressing, Disguise, John Plays the Clarinet, Not S3 Compliant) – John writes about more than their cases. Excerpt: Time re-wound. My fingers itched to touch as though I’d never known the warmth and glide of you.

The Violin of Ruin and Favour Series by PizzaMan (T, 5,923 w. across 4 fics || Post-TRF, Sherlock’s Violin, Angst With Happy Ending, John Plays the Violin, Emotional Hurt / Comfort, Depression / Suicidal Mentions) – 3 years after the Fall and Sherlock comes back. During that time, John had learned to play the violin.

Suite for Violin and Clarinet by AwkwardAnnie (G, 9,165 w., 6 Ch. || Hidden Talents, John Plays the Clarinet, Fluff, Music) – John finds a clarinet in a charity shop and discovers that some things are better said with music. Eventual Sherlock/John.

I Could Try by Arcwin (T, 9,583 w., 5 Ch. || Greek Mythology Crossover || Post-TRF, Orpheus and Eurydice Myth, POV John, Pining John, BAMF John, Depression, Suicidal Thoughts, Horror, Angst with Happy Ending) – John is grieving Sherlock's death post Reichenbach until one day, he sees the violin case, and something inside him tells him to pick it up. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and the Greek tragedy Orpehus and Eurydice, wherein Eurydice is killed for her beauty and taken to the Underworld. Orpheus, being the son of Apollo (the God of Music and Medicine) travels to the Underworld to convince (via playing his lyre) Hades and Persephone to let Eurydice go. Orpheus then must travel with Eurydice behind him, not looking back, until they exit to the land of the living.

Out and Loud by paradigmfinch (M, 28,233 w., 8 Ch. || Popstar AU || Dancer/Ballet Sherlock / Singer John, Fluff, Falling in Love, Mutual Pining, Jealousy) – John Watson is a 22 year old pop star who's about to come crashing out of the closet. Sherlock Holmes is a reluctant fanboy auditioning to dance in his next music video. Part 1 of Out and Loud

Brooklyn Heat, Summer Jazz by Zigster (E, 41,820 w., 10 Ch. || New York Ballet AU || Jazz Pianist John, Ballet Dancer Sherlock, Modern Setting, Brooding Sherlock , Confused John, Non-Linear Storytelling, Sexual Tension, Angst, Alcohol / Pot / Club Drug Use, First Time, Not-Good Mycroft, Happy Ending) – "There was, however, one thing that made it easier to stay on his piano bench every day. One thing that kept John Watson showing up to class on time, every morning at ten with a large thermos of honeyed tea and a conviction to see a job well done. His name was Sherlock Holmes and he was the most confounding and extraordinary thing John had ever come across - the most exotic of birds and the most unattainable of men."

While the Music Lasts by gunandviolin (E, 44,645+ w., 6/? Ch. || WiP || Orchestra AU || Slow Burn, Jealous John, Angst with Happy Ending, Classical Music, Sexual Tension) – John Watson, a weary veteran of the professional orchestra circuit, settles into his new position as principal clarinetist for the London Symphony, hoping that he's left his worries behind in the States. However, his sudden acquaintance with the brilliant solo violinist Sherlock Holmes and the suspicious circumstances surrounding the death of his predecessor prove that John's troubles are far from over.

Silence by halloa_what_is_this (T, 44,993 w., 13 Ch. || The Piano Fusion || Victorian Sherlock, Dub Con, Voyeurism, Permanent Mutilation, Johniarty, Mute John) – In 1850, John is a mute young man forced to marry to save his father from indebtedness. His sister as his interpreter and his piano to keep him company, he travels to London to live with his husband James Moriarty. Without John's consent, James sells the piano to his friend Sherlock Holmes, who only asks for lessons from John in return. The lessons turn into a power play between the two when Sherlock proposes a deal: John may earn his piano back one key at a time, certain conditions attached. Part 1 of the Aborted Wings series

Queen's Philharmonic by Holmesianscholar (M, 69,785 w, 25/30 Ch. || WiP || Orchestra AU || Classical Music, Synaesthesia, Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, Love Confessions, First Kiss, Romance, Fluff, Light Angst, Past Drug Use, Happy Ending) – There is a vacancy at Queen's Philharmonic Orchestra for Principal Clarinet. John Watson, a modest but talented clarinettist, returns to London to apply to the orchestra to pursue happiness and purpose in life. Sherlock Holmes, violinist and concertmaster at the QPO, is in constant search of a musician who can fulfil his need to create the most colourful music together. Join their rehearsals to be a part of this slow, sweet, lyrical journey that they embark, one note at a time :-)

[a-different-equation]

@sarahthecoat: YES! Seriously, if there’s an English word for MORE than VICTORIAN HUSBANDS, this two men are the living example. Honestly, they are the definition of domestic!Johnlock. Hell, the trailer for the complete DVD box simply promoted it with “romantic” (and nostalgic and all that jazz). Because, come on, that’s not the version of Baker Street Boys or the best friendship - it’s two men in love.

I cannot list all the times, they simply f*cked subtext. In their booklet, they state that they had a bigger set than ‘The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes’ (AKA THE GAY ONE), and when you watch closely (or not so much, because as I said above, subtle, so not their strong forte): parts of 221B and the f*cking dressing gown of Holmes. Guess what... Yeah, TPLoSP.

The room with the two beds when they were abroad ---- in a big house, but you know, one room --- and the camera shows... only one bed is slept in.

Or, another favourite: “Am I looking inspiring?”, when Watson is all BAMF, dressed up in very-very-very-fitting fenching/boxing clothing, sweaty, you get the picture. Have I mention that they spent episodes (!) Watson in disguise, boxing, fencing, and very active. “Inspriring”, my a*se.Oh, and no, ‘Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson’ does not go the NO HOMO-route of New Russian!Holmes and the desperately unspoken!RDJ-route. You can do it; if you have balls. This TV series --- oh, they delivered.

MARMELADE.

MARMELADE.

MARMELADE.

This TV series is EVERYTHING.

“Marmelade.” “Marmelade?” “Marmelade. For our breakfast.”

They wrote so so so many extra scenes for Johnlock being SO MARRIED in 221B. It’s not like GRANADA in which you get - when you’re lucky - some scenes from canon (Turkish Bath & Co) and you have to spot the rainbows. This TV series? Canon wasn’t explicit enough. Let’s write more. Every, every episode starts and end with them in Baker Street. Reading the newspaper, eating breakfast, Holmes does experiment with the tea pots, Watson waiting up (and hiding very bad) that, of course, we waited up until Holmes comes home etc. etc. etc.

This TV series focus on the HEART of the stories: Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson.

Why the f*ck should I be grateful that GRANADA only show Mary Morstan as a client and nothing more? Why should I be interested in another Irene Adler-plot, but thank god, it’s not sexual? Or, romantic? Why do I need Moriarty? Or Mycroft (and don’t get me even started with the SISTER)?

This TV series? There are NO wives, no fiancées, no love intrests, nothing, zero, nil. The one time (I remember), when it appears that Watson shows an interest, it’s to toy with the audience... and when it’s time to meet the lady, Watson (!) himself says to Holmes: “Lestrade asks us for help.” And, that’s it. Holmes would let him go, at least, for appearence sake, but Watson, nope. Not leaving him (& good friends ;))

Oh, you get dozens of female characters. Here, you FIX canon as well as Howard!Holmes. The episodes that are based on canon, get multi-dimensional canon or new added female characters. Female characters are - at last - not only clients or victims (or both). Oh, and every modern (queer) woman will LOVE their take on Irene Adler.

And I mentioned that Chopin is a key/ password to solve one case. You know, you have to support your GAY composers. (The score isn’t that bad either).

To sum it up: I’m a HUGE fan. 24 episodes about the heart of it all, Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson, solving crimes & being “romantic”. Victorian husbands, that’s it, that’s the show.

Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson (1979)

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson was a television series created by Sheldon Reynolds. It starred Geoffrey Whitehead, Donald Pickering and Patrick Newell in the title roles of Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Watson and Inspector Lestrade respectively. (source)

Sheldon Reynolds produced the first American television show to feature the Holmes and Watson characters, Sherlock Holmes (1954), which (except in two instances) did not directly adapt ACD canon. It starred Ronald Howard as Holmes and Howard Marion-Crawford as Watson. Also known as: Howard!Holmes.

In 1979, he was - what we today might call - the showrunner of Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson, which was considerably less successful. One might call it - to keep both Reynold’s productions apart - Whitehead!Holmes.

When you’re thinking that the main cast and Sheldon Reynolds is already rather promising, get ready for the scripts and some supporting cast members. No other than Anthony Burgess was the script consultant for Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson. The score is pretty good. Julian Fellowes knows period drama (yep, Downton Abbey and Gosford Park). It’s basically the back catalogue of Brit telly.

There’s the notion of Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson being a low-budget production and being rather obscure. However, IMO, in this adaptation you can observe what the future of TV (and movie) production will bring: stand-in locations. Not only because of architecture but also because of financial reasons. Yes, Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson was mostly shot in Poland.

I call that a visionary production.

Actually, looking back from the 21st century, decades after its production and airing date, it proved to be an overall landmark. It’s still considered a rare gem.

Highly recommended. All (!) episodes are avaible on YouTube. There’s a complete DVD box with all 24 episodes too. It’s not as often dubbed as other productions but maybe you’re lucky (even I would go for the English original). For instance, a German version exists (buy here on amazon.)

[kurtty-drabbles]

Belasco au (big sister)

@djinmer4

A family is sacred, that of course, is an old statement that sometimes does not always apply to the reality of every single individual, some blood relatives can hurt you physically or mentally.

Thus dirting the well-meaning of this secular phrase, however, many forget the existence of another old saying that is more or less like that '' the blood shared by convenience is thicker than shared in the womb''

Or to be more modern, there´s the ''family of choice'' that most of the times can be more helpful and healthy than a blood family, in an ironic twist, the Demon Lord Belasco is a great supporter of this old saying.

"Good Morning, große Schwester" Kurt greets the sorceress Rogue, aka his older sister, as she is doing something spooky in her cauldron.

Remy and Rogue are living together in New Orleans, the woman in question didn´t age at all but when you are a magical being age is just a number.

"Hi, Kurt, and no, I´m not doing anything spooky, that is the dinner, Remy said he would eat my food if I prepare, so, here I´m cooking"  now letting the whatever is on the cauldron stewing, Rogue can properly talk with her little brother.

"Where is Kitty?" asked noticing the absence of the petite woman " and how are things hold up with you? Being the Demon Lord and all that jazz"

"Katzchen is sleeping" the smiling Kurt gave is evidence enough of what those two did last night " And still a Demon Lord and you´re still a sorceress, life goes on, I suppose. And Remy? Must I be the concerned brother that happens to be a Demon Lord? Because I have the speech ready"Kurt is clearly to amused by now " if he hurts you, he will face my wraith, sounds good enough?"

"Well, you can be more theatrical, but Kurt, let´s be honest if he did hurt me...Remy will have to face my wraith" Kurt nods and Rogue summons a teapot and a kettle to serve tea to them.

"Speaking of drama and fury" Rogue states after taking a sip of her tea and Kurt have the suspicion that he knows what Rogue wants to talk about it " I´m glad you are here, we need to talk about ...mom and Amanda"

Kurt arch an eyebrow at the last word, Amanda? she is a terrible memory and mistake that rarely cross on Kurt's mind, however, due to Rogue´s expression, it´s better to listen first.

"First, let´s start with mom, I meet her a few weeks ago, she is living with Destiny, yes, I know I have seen this movie before" she replied before Kurt could make the same argument he always does regards Mystique and Destiny "

"Very well, carry on," Kurt said drinking his tea wondering if this will be any different from all the news regards his mother.

"Well, she remembers me and you and wants to make amends, compensate us if possible" Kurt give a yellow smile and Rogue can´t censor her brother "I, of course, didn´t believe her, but ...she told me about Azazel"

"Great, now you´re talking about the trash king, I´ll need something stronger than tea" Kurt is not too pleased with this conversation but allows Rogue to continues.

"Azazel remembers you´re his son and that you are a Demon Lord, Belasco and ...he may want to attack you"

Silence as Rogue look to Kurt´s eyes, normal eyes like her( a deadly disguise) and then watch Kurt laugh a humorless laugh until it ceased.

"No, that sperm donor may be after me? What a plot twist" said dryly "it wouldn´t be his first attempt at me" explained Kurt and Rogue nods remembering the stories.

"She told me, that maybe Azazel will not come after you in a clean combat...he may go after someone you love" Now Kurt looks more like a Demon Lord and less like Kurt.

"I see, yes, he is a coward, I´ll warn Kitty and maybe...I may need some assistance from Illyana again" Rogue now looks amused and is put an effort to not mention how people, especially the New Mutants, think Yana and Kurt are now father and daughter.

But if she did that, things will not end well for the New Mutants and she takes a quite like of those teens. So, Rogue will keep her mouth shut.

"Yes, I don´t want Kitty to suffer in the hands of that lunatic" adds Rogue as Kurt's eyes are red, after a few trash talk about Mystique and her bad choices for men, Rogue move on to the next subject.

"Oh, yes, Do you remember Amanda?" Rogue asked now summoning cookies for them to eat.

"Rarely, but why?"

" She appear in my house a few weeks, demanding to get my powers, you know, now that I´m a sorceress there´s no escaping from crazy people" she jokes and Kurt eats the cookies " she goes on and on about how she is the worthy one and blah blah, I was at first inclined to show mercy, I don´t like violence Kurt...but I remember what that bitch did to you"

Then she chants a combination of Latin and English and a served and shrink head appear, this would ruin anyone appetite, but Kurt really like the cookies.

"I confess, I overdone...the fact this bitch gaslight you to ..." Rogue feels disgusted in ending the sentence " I couldn´t control myself, I know you wanted to kill her yourself, but...sorry, I couldn´t help" as the older sister Rogue promised to look after Kurt, he did tell her this story in secret and Rogue couldn´t ever forgive that bitch.

The head is something unappealing and Rogue summon back to where it was.

"Nah, you did the right thing, to be honest, I´m relieved that I didn´t have to interact with this woman ever again" relief and a morbid satisfaction is what Kurt is transmitting and Rogue noticed the cookies are over.

They exchange more conversation, talking about Kitty, Remy, the new world, the dead and then why the cookie is over.

"You´ll be a fat Demon Lord if you continue to eat that much cookie" respond Rogue refusing to summon more cookies.

"Nah, it is worth," said Kurt and after the clock announces is 15hs is time to return to Limbo.

"Next time, bring Kitty, I want to talk to her...personally, no magical mirror"

"Of course, she will be happy to see you, personally, and not in a magical mirror, I promise to bring her, and Rogue, be careful"

"I´m your older sister, this is my line, be careful, Kurt" then adds " and I´ll talk to Kitty about your obsession with cookies"

"Don´t you dare" now Kurt is more like Kurt and less like Belasco.

"I make no promise, little brother" Rogue laugh at his face and before Kurt bamf away, Rogue hug her little brother.

"I meant it, be careful," she said in her sisterly tone.

"I´ll, große Schwester, promise"

And Kurt bamf away leaving the brimstone smoke in his sister´s house, for a moment Rogue contemplates the fact that he did on purpose because of the cookies. Either way is good to know that her little brother may have gone an extreme makeover but is still Kurt.

Her little brother and her family. Now the cauldron has Rogue´s undivided attention.

"Ok, let´s see if I know how to cook"

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Moving along

by babydipper Jason closes his eyes and takes a deep breath, gathering the facts. Firstly. The girl is from outside of Gotham and with Jason’s luck, most certainly looking for him, but that’s TBA. Secondly. She doesn’t seem outwardly hostile or dangerous, but she has shown no signs of fear during the impromptu face-off with him, so there has to be something more to her, some sort of training or experience. She doesn’t seem like an assassin, but who knows these days? Thirdly. She’s a girl wandering around Crime Alley alone in the dark. Fourthly. Keep your friends close, but random girls who know your past self closer and all that. With facts against his better judgment, Jason calls out after the girl, making her stop and turn under a streetlight, “Hey!” She tilts her head, encouraging him to talk. Her eyes reflect light weirdly. “Do you need a place to crash?” or Jazz helps ghosts move on to the Other Side, except Jason happens not to be a ghost. He happens to be her roommate, though. Words: 35, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Series: Part 1 of Moving around Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Danny Phantom Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/M, M/M, Other Characters: Jazz Fenton, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Danny Fenton, Tim Drake (DCU), Stephanie Brown, Bruce Wayne Relationships: Jazz Fenton/Jason Todd, Jazz Fenton/Dick Grayson, Tim Drake & Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson, Tim Drake & Damian Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne Additional Tags: Ecto-Contaminated | Liminal Jazz Fenton, Revenant Jason Todd, Jason Todd is Red Hood, Jason Todd Has Anger Issues, Dick Grayson is Nightwing, Good Sibling Dick Grayson, Well - Freeform, at least hes trying to be, Love Triangles, Idiots in Love, they are trying their best its not jazzs fault shes like that, Autistic Jazz Fenton, which means she has immaculate rizz, Religious Cults, Cults, The League of Assassins (DCU), Jazz Fenton Knows Danny Fenton is Danny Phantom, Danny Fenton May or May Not Be the Ghost King, hard to say when your sister carries the burden oops, Human Sacrifice, Harm to Children, children sacrifice, Jason Todd is Good With Kids, Abused Tim Drake, so maybe hes not that good, Closure, Getting to Know Each Other, Kidnapping, it be like that sometimes, Legally Blonde References, Mitski References, Intimacy, Non-Sexual Intimacy, nord vpn usage, a LOT of nord vpn usage, Swearing, Tim Drake is Robin (DCU), Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Jazz Fenton Is So Done, Good Sibling Jazz Fenton, BAMF Jazz Fenton, Accidental Marriage, Accidental Relationship, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Reconciliation, mostly - Freeform, Moving On, Oh, jason calls jazz princess as a gag, it sticks, Lazarus Pit (DCU) via https://ift.tt/6LuObCm

[agentianlegend]

A Vigilante, a Different Vigilante’s Sister and a Villain Walk Into a Bar

A Danny Phantom x Batfam (DC) Crossover

AO3  |  FFn

Tags: Anger Management, BAMF Jazz Fenton, Supportive Jazz Fenton, Awkward Flirting, Flirting, First Dates, BatPham, Fluff, but not like super hardcore fluff, more like light and playful fluff preceding badassery

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"I enjoy the classics. Especially moody or creepy ones. Eyre, Poe, sometimes Dickens."

Jazz nodded approvingly. "I lean towards nonfiction, mostly, but I enjoy a good ghost story."

A smile teased the corner of Jason's mouth. "Poor little Casper doesn't scare you?"

"Psh, please, growing up my house was basically haunted," Jazz dismissed. "Though you might think I'm crazy if you don't give any stock to the existence of ghosts. Do you believe in life after death?"

Jason was visibly suppressing a smirk. "You'd be surprised."

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"Why do you have a gun?!"

"It's fuckin' Gotham. And I saw that silver piece peeking out of your purse," Jason indignantly replied. "Don't act like you're not packin'."

"That's different. It's a peeler; it's not for humans."

The local whirled around to gawk at her. "The fuck is it for, then?!"

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Summary: Jason and Jazz surprise each other when their date takes a turn for the dangerous. But, hey, rogues need therapy too, right?

A bit of gratuitously bad flirting that somehow still works, plus a dash of badassery on the side.

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Well peeps when @weshney / @weshneyreblogger tagged me in a post by @spacedace about Jazz therapizing rogues around Gotham rather than in Gotham, it combined with my recent love of the Anger Management ship to become a deliciously awful first date idea.

I saw you guys wanted to be tagged in a continuation of the initial post, so here you go! I hope you enjoy it even though I went off-script a bit lol

@thewondersoflebanon / @thedepressedrobin / @akikkobara / @overlycaffeinatedsuperwholockfan / @spectralstardustandphantomnights / @nutcase8691 / @stargirl1331 / @amercurio / @malice-of-the-sunrise / @screamingtofillthevoid / @mnemovoid / @leftmiraclechaos / @sailor-goddess / @phoenixdemonqueen / @rin1sakami​ / @itsloveleo (I’m sorry but your tag isn’t working)

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

The Phantom’s Haunt

by Forever_in_Dreamland

Danielle “Danny” Fenton has the worst half-life ever.

Her creepy godfather killed all her friends and family, turning them into ghosts, and ghost parents aren’t even going to search for her.

She needs a break, so she and her ghost sister and ghost friends decide to travel the world.

Next stop: Gotham, where there’s ghoulish bats, more creepy clowns and maybe a family that’s still living.

Words: 611, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F

Characters: Sam Manson, Danny Fenton, Bruce Wayne, Damian Wayne, Talia al Ghul, Tucker Foley, Jazz Fenton

Relationships: Danny Fenton/Sam Manson, Danny Fenton & Sam Manson, Danny Fenton & Tucker Foley, Danny Fenton & Bruce Wayne, Danny Fenton & Damian Wayne, Danny Fenton & Talia al Ghul, Danny Fenton & Jazz Fenton, Danny Fenton & Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton & Vlad Masters

Additional Tags: Danny Fenton Blushes Green, why is that not a tag, Danny Fenton Needs A Hug, Danny Fenton Is So Done, Danny Fenton-centric, Ghost King Danny Fenton, or should it be ghost queen, Fem Danny Fenton, maybe mild gore - I dunno, Tags Will Probably Change, Hurt Danny Fenton, Protective Danny Fenton, BAMF Danny Fenton, Cryptid Danny Fenton, Female Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton Loves Space, Danny Fenton and Damian Wayne are Twins, Bruce Wayne adopts Danny Fenton, Minor Danny Fenton/Sam Manson, Ghost Sam Manson, Ghost Tucker Foley, ghost jazz fenton - Freeform

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/44047560

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Queen Regent

by Elizabehta_Beilschmidt

When Danny takes the throne of the Infinite Realms, he is 16. Since he has to appoint a legal guarding and his sister is already 18, he doesn't see the issue why he shouldn't write her down as such.

That is, until the Justice League need to summon the Ghost King and all they got was a sassy 18 year old girl.

“Not knowing what’s going on is bothering you, right?” She said with a tiny smile.

“Hm.”

“I’ve always wanted to study you.”

The fact that she said that with a straight face was another feat he took note in the worrying list of things that were not normal in Jasmine. But he wanted to study her back, so he need to keep her talking.

Words: 2680, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Bruce Wayne, Jazz Fenton

Additional Tags: Based on a Tumblr Post, Ghost King!Jazz, Kinda?, BAMF Jazz, Anger Management is hinted but not enough for a full Relationship tag, like Jason is not even here, but it's my signature move for this fandom

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/42131604

[bitch-i-migth-be]

Crash Course | Chapter 01: Life Choices

Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman,  

Relationships: Danny Fenton & Jazz Fenton, 

Words: 973

Tags: BAMF Danny, BAMF Jazz, Sibling bonding, Shenanigans, Swearing

Summary: He swore his sister was trying to make him go into cardiac arrest - considering his halfa status that was quite the accomplishment-

But there was no other explanation to his sister’s stubbornness, and if he knew her at all there was just no talking her down from interning at goddam Arkham.

A/N: Square up bitches

CHAPTERS: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 ,  6 , 7

He swore his sister was trying to make him go into cardiac arrest -And considering his halfa status that was quite the accomplishment-.

But there was no other explanation to his sister stubbornness, and if he knew her at all there was just no talking her down from interning at goddam Arkham.

Their parents were no help at all. Well, they had been a little helpful at first, of course, what parent isn’t concerned about their precious princess going to a city full of raging lunatics? And, ok, maybe she had gotten a full-ride scholarship from Gotham University, but she could easily get in any of the other alpha nerd colleges she had applied to when they were in elementary school, yes, elementary school- and he wasn’t surprised to find out they were still keeping tabs on his sister since then, the stalkers, but whatever, still better than the one in Loony Town.

So, with mom and dad at his back, Danny thought at the time that they could convince his sister from accepting, he should have known better ‘cause all it took was a mention of all the new, different and most likely quirky ghosts that probably haunted the other city and all the research she could do on them because, oh? didn’t she mention? The G.U. was letting her make her paper on ghost psychology, and wasn’t that just neat?

After that mom and dad -the traitors- were over the moon with all the possible research that their princess could do with the resources provided by a university, let alone one as prestigious as G.U., they had not, after all, forgotten the good chunk of investigation financed by the University of Wisconsin that led them to the creation of the ghost portal, and even that was after fighting tooth and nail for validation of their thesis. After all the ghost-related incidents of the last years, the world was finally acknowledging the validity of ghost research and these people were offering Jazz a great opportunity.

Dad and mom where static for at least one of their children was getting into a good college or, well, that is what it felt like ‘cause-

Like, they had not said anything but it was pretty clear they had given up on him getting into college. Any college.

..He wasn’t going to lie, i-it hurt a little bit.

Just enough, really…

Not that they didn’t love him or anything but, I mean it’s not like they knew the reasons behind his fucked up grades, the constant breaking of the curfew, his reluctance to get near them as much as he used to because he feared triggering another of his parent’s weapons again and- well, you get the idea.

So the interactions parents-son were a little rusty and declining because they knew he could raise his grades, after all, he had been a good student before the portal opened and the ghost started treating Amity like a playground, but they didn’t know why he wasn’t trying anymore, and his reluctance to spill the tea was not helping.

They probably thought he didn’t care.

But he did care, he was anxious all the goddamn time because of it, there was no time to get his school work done and still hunt down all the pesky bitches invading the town, what was he supposed to do? ignore the ghosts? What was he going to tell his sister and his friends??

Like ‘Sorry guys, I know I let the town go to the dogs, but look a B+!!’ Yeah, no. Not gonna happen.

But that his grades and chance of being an astronaut had been murdered in the ghost portal -not even touching the issue with his weird as shit contaminated ectoplasmic blood that wouldn’t pass the health check-ups, really he would have a better chance on steroids but whatever- didn’t mean that his sister’s chances were. You would think he would be resentful, but really, he loved his sister too fucking much, they had been through some shit together and he knew that if there was someone to be resentful to was his godawful luck.

And the Observants, fuck those bitches.

So yes, he wanted Jazz to be safe out of this weird haunted town, but just the thought of her sister getting this scholarship, to make a paper, on ghosts, in an asylum, on fucking Gotham, all by herself, and no. Fuck NO. That shit was the exact opposite of what he wanted!!

Sadly, by this point in time Jazz already had sneakily planned and executed the first steps to get the ball rolling and shut down any argument he had to throw at her, so-

Whatever.

That’s what she wanted? fine. But if she thought that he was going to let her take the bull by the horns on her own she was fucking wrong. The Fenton siblings had been ride or die since the Chicken Salad Incident of 2006 and if his sister was going to throw down in Loony Capital then so help him god he was going to be right behind her.

also, he was not staying alone with their parents, that was just asking for trouble.

As for dealing with the ghosts, well, there was always a first time for everything and he supposed there was nothing a few treats and cashing in some favors couldn’t fix. Maybe a pair of memos here or there, the diplomacy lessons that the Observants had been trying to shove down his throat -may the higher lords know why- had to come in handy sometimes for fuck sakes.

And thus the Fenton Crash Course for Suicide Missions -shut up Jazz, it is suicide- was born, because he was left with no other option more than prepare, and boy was he going to prepare.

[bitch-i-migth-be]

Crash Course | Chapter 04: A Busy Queen Bee

Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman,  

Relationships: Danny Fenton & Jazz Fenton,

Characters: Danny Fenton, Jazz Fenton, Ghost Writer, Clockwork, Observants, Pariah Dark mentions, Random ghosties mentions *boo*

Words: 2′549

Tags: BAMF Danny, BAMF Jazz, Sibling bonding, Shenanigans, Swearing

Summary: He swore his sister was trying to make him go into cardiac arrest - considering his halfa status that was quite the accomplishment-

But there was no other explanation to his sister’s stubbornness, and if he knew her at all there was just no talking her down from interning at goddam Arkham.

A/N: The academy location is what the Gotham Academy Comic brought up to the table on it’s pages. Gotham Academy IS across the road on that comic.

 Complete madmen, I’m telling you. That’s child endangerment right there and like HELL I’m passing up this opportunity HAHAHAHA.

 This is going to be a disaster.

CHAPTERS: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7

-.-.-.-

Danny was quickly writing down on his journal every single little thing that could be helpful to deal more efficiently with his workload, had been rather busy lately, and normally he would just wing it and be done with it, but this time there were some things he had to take into consideration before he started to poke bears with sticks. 

One of the most important?

When you are dealing with ghosts, you have to take into account that they have a thing called obsession. 

It’s their drive. The reason behind their actions and continual existence upon this world, and as such, a good way to guess what makes them tick.

Danny liked to pretend he was not a slave of a fucking obsession, but considering he was still fighting the ghosts, with no payment to speak of, and after the massive amount of times someone had used his face to scrub the streets-

The fake it ‘till you make it ideology only carried you so far in life.

His friends called it a hero-type obsession. 

Danny didn’t think that fit quite right. 

When he couldn’t turn a blind eye on one of his, particularly reckless, actions he preferred to describe it as a protection streak.

Obsessions were ‘born’ the moment of one’s death, after all. 

And there had been nothing heroic in the way he had died. 

He had been scared shitless.

The moment it had clicked in his head that he would most definitely die right there, all the reasons why he didn’t want to die yet flashed by his mind, all those places left to visit, his dreams of going to space, going out with his friends, his family- My god, Jazz …

He would leave his sister behind.      

He was leaving her alone in this godforsaken house with their parents. 

Even after all the years the Fenton siblings spent calling living in the Fenton household ‘survival’ they had only been playing around. It was supposed to be just a joke. Something to lighten and make fun of their weird family dynamic. 

It wasn’t supposed to escalate like this.

And now- n-now their parents had demonstrated that they were apparently more than capable of killing off — if accidentally — one of their children, what the fuck would prevent them from murdering the other one?  

Who was going to protect his sister?

The fear for his well being had rapidly transformed into dread for his sister’s future. A tremendous and sudden rush of protectiveness had inundated his being. 

And that was it for him.

The next time he had recovered some semblance of coherence he had awakened as a fully minted halfa and there was no going back. 

 Some months later, after learning more about his situation and what it meant, he had been capable of identifying what was the drive behind his ghost half. Jazz had been the catalyst, but apparently the sheer feeling of protectiveness had been what his soul had latched onto. So while his sister was a big priority, he recognized that he still felt somewhat inclined to protect in general. 

He still refused to call it an obsession, though. 

So Protection Urges it was.

Apart from keeping a constant watch on their house —for both their sake’s, truly—, when the ghosts started running wild all over the place his new ghost instincts had come to the conclusion that a safe town meant a safe sister — and a happy sister. Jazz would blow a fuse worrying about getting lynched by the town when they realized the older Fentons were at fault of the destruction of their homes. And he would worry about his sister getting skewered. An intervention was in order —, so, most of the time this protection was reserved for the humans, considering the weak things tended to get trapped in the crossfire between the ghosts and their obsession or even other ghosts.

There were also moments when humans would turn against other humans. But in a place like Amity — where the citizens felt a certain level of kinship against the ghostly invaders and tended to stick together — those tended to be scarce and far between.     

The occasions where his protection streak would show up in favor of ghosts weren’t as numerous, but they existed. They tended to be either when the G.I.W. got their imbecility involved, his parents were hell-bent on getting subjects for dissection or when other fucking ghosts insisted on being fucking assholes.

After all the time he spent dealing with ghosts it was undeniable there were good ghosts out there, and no matter the reason, when he helped these ghosts out most of them tended to be openly grateful. Some promised him their allegiance, others gave him their respect, and a good bunch of them would find subtle ways to stay under his protection. 

Once the almost disaster that had been Pariah Dark was over, some of the ghosts had started to actively request  his protection.  

Some of the most aggressive ghosts had started to back down, shit, even Walker was not bitching at him as much as he used to these days. He would think he was going soft, but he still looked at him like something the dog had dragged in — which, ok, that was true sometimes because Wulf, or even Cujo, but there was no need to be rude —, Danny didn’t really mind, Walker wasn’t his favorite person either. 

So things were a little better for him when he visited the Ghost Zone, and he could make things somewhat better for the weaker ghosts that relied on him for protection. As far as Danny was concerned he was doing fine in his protection duties. Fast forward a pair of months and the Ghost Writer was kind enough to inform him that while he was doing an excellent job with the fighting aspect, he sucked in all the others.

Apparently, when a ghost asked for the protection of another ghost they were requesting a lot more than just a ‘fight for me’. — And how the fuck was he supposed to even know that? — This, of course, also meant that they were willing to offer a lot more in exchange. But Danny wasn’t as focused on what he could get in return as in the fact that he was apparently lacking on his role as protector. 

Not on his goddamn watch.

Damn his fucking urges.

Later on, with more time and experience to sort through this wreck waiting to happen and after he finally got the chance to met more of the sovereigns of the Infinity Realms and personally witness their interactions with their people, he would start to understand what exactly this new role he had stumbled upon meant. 

For the moment the only thing he deemed as the first priority was supplying the ghosts under his care with a safe space to exist. 

According to the Ghost Writer, giving them a safe space would normally translate into welcoming them into his lair, because the weaker ghosts that normally requested protection didn’t have the proper energy levels to make one of their own.

The problem with that was that he didn’t have a lair. 

…Not necessarily.

GW hypothesized that, as he was so attached to his hometown and spend the most part of his time in there, it was likely that his ghost half recognized the entirety of Amity Park as his lair, and as such his instincts hadn’t seen the construction of one for his own use in the Zone as necessary. Or something along those lines. 

That had been a bump on the road for his plans. 

Nonetheless, a Fenton does not know when to fucking stop, so he kept at it. 

When he nagged clockwork about it the older — or younger, whatever he was at the time — ghost had said that winning a fight against a ghost king meant inheriting their lair by right of conquest. So technically speaking, Danny did have a lair now, no matter how creepy the thing was.

That was all good and dandy but didn’t quite resolve the main problem.

Because now the problem was that Pariah’s goddamned keep — now Phantom’s —,   was ‘guarding’ one sleeping murderous king, and two fucking powerful artifacts. And opening the doors to what amounted to a small army of random ghosts while those things were there was not a good idea. 

But, seeing as Danny was not about to expose ghosts or humans to each other, there was no way he was letting his ‘people’ into Amity, so the castle it was.

Considering the significance the crown, ring, and even fucking Pariah held for the zone, the Observants would have to get involved for decision making, because of course, they had to shove their nonexistent noses on everything.  

As anyone would have predicted, it was a goddamn pain to reach some kind of agreement when such uptight guys were involved. The halfa acknowledged that finding a place to these things was important but after two hours of debating back and forth over it, the situation was getting ridiculous. 

Danny, being pretty annoyed already, had asked if they could just melt the damn things and be done with it. 

The Observants nearly had a coronary. 

Clockwork would have succeeded in looking chastising if he hadn’t been so busy trying to hide the smirk blooming in his face from witnessing the eyeballs’ ruffled distress. 

They explained to him exactly why doing something like that was completely foolish, Phantom retorted that leaving two ancient artifacts of immeasurable power, and a psychotic slumbering ex-king in a creepy castle guarded by fear factor alone was fucking foolish.

The Observants countered saying that if the new high king would just fucking accept his position and wear them then they wouldn’t have to worry about the artifacts. Phantom disagreed in principle because the new high king would have to be as imbecile as the last one to let himself get possessed by a fucking ring.  

The halfa dutifully ignored most of the implications thrown in that particular conversation.

Happiness belongs to the ignorant.

In the end, they had all acquiesced 

A good thing, because Danny had been more than prepared to throw the tantrum of the century if any of them tried to get that goddamned cursed ring anywhere near his fingers, and there was no fucking way he was going to parade around wearing a fucking crown on fire — or otherwise—, he had an ice core for ancients’ sakes.   

In the middle of the ghost-catfight, Danny had stated that he would only agree to use the damn artifacts as long as they found a way to get rid of the goddamn curse of the ring and make the gaudy crown less of a fire hazard.

The Observant sniffed pompously, saying that the notion of them not knowing how to do such a simple thing was ridiculous, Danny’s eye twitched as he sneered, because ‘Why the fuck haven’t you done it already then?’

The Observants shifted nervously. Danny sneered harder. Clockwork stopped trying to pretend he was not enjoying himself. 

One of the Observants finally disclosed that the issue was not the knowledge but the power needed to pull off such a thing. With newer things, transferring powers from a thing to another was relatively easy. With millennia-old artifacts with such amount of power inside, though? Near impossible. Not even taking into account that the artifacts Danny wanted to ‘mess with’ were — however cursed  — an ancient heritage of the Infinity Realms.

“Then we ask for help.” Phantom said curtly, crossing his arms over his chest. 

This declaration resulted in a row of rapid blinking among the Observants. It was fucking weird to watch. 

“Ask who for help, exactly?” Came the uneasy reply.

“Isn’t it obvious?” he drawled, pushing his hand through his already messy white hair and massaging his aching temple while he was at it. 

“I think what Daniel is trying to say is,” Intervened ClockWork after letting Phantom loose on the Observants as long as he could get away with. The boy was a real wonder. “If we need power and permission to ‘ mess with the ancient heritage ’ then the better option would be to consult with the Kings and Queens of the Infinity Realms. Wouldn’t you agree?” the ghost of time finished sending a playful little smile to the ruffled Observants. 

At the end of the day, all this chit chat resulted in the official formation of the High Council of the Infinity Realms. 

For Danny, the best thing about this Council was that most of them, like him, had a bone to pick with the Observants.  

Which didn’t mean that they agreed with him on everything he put forward, but it still makes him quite satisfied, all things considered. 

Once established the first order of business had been, of course, dealing with the artifacts and Pariah. 

Phantom suggested from the get-go stashing pariah into a more discreet, less flashy location than his previous castle, and transferring the powers of the ring and crown into new non-cursed-or-flaming-and-better-named jewelry. 

These things had been a trademark of the ruthlessness of Pariah’s reign, after all. 

Taking into account that all of the ghosts sovereigns had either been present for Pariah’s carnage or were more than aware of the repercussions it caused, it was not much of a surprise when it was an almost unanimous vote in favor of the notion. It would have to be discussed further to decide on the precise details, but for the most part that was the general sentiment. 

The Observants had seethed for a while, but they couldn’t do more than resign themselves after the majority of the votes cast were in favor of a complete change.  

They had still insisted on keeping a goddamn crown as mandatory, and he could have kept going with his bitching but Jazz had been trying to teach him how to pick his battles, and this one was not worth more of a sore throat.

All of this hassle because he wanted to give some homeless ghosts safe heaven into his previously non-existent lair. 

Once done, with the artifacts and Pariah taken out of the keep, he realized some redecoration was in order before anyone lived in this place. He thought about asking ClockWork but decided to let him deal with the Council Shenanigans and went to bother the Ghost Writer instead.  

The dude sure had some strong opinions on color schemes and furniture. 

Danny shook himself out of his daydreaming, he had gotten carried away. 

He put his pen down, taking advantage of the little break in writing to stretch his cramped limbs and back like a cat before looking over his chicken scrawl spread all over the journal’s pages. 

If he dealt his cards well a single chat with the High Council and a visit to the castle would be more than enough to start the preparations. 

Danny’s eyes zeroed in the last column of names he had written on the page.  

That only left the more- mmh, particular cases. 

He let his chin rest on the palm of his hand, releasing a low hum while a little smirk slowly made itself comfy on his features.

Now, for the fun part.

-.-.-.-

NOTES:

You might be wondering, “Did she just made Jazz the root of Danny’s obsession?” And the answer is yes. Yes, I did. -.-.-.-

Frostbite’s name in the Latin American (Or is it from Spain? Don’t know :v )dub is “Congelación” (which means ‘freezing’) and I don’t know how to fucking deal with that. It does not sound anywhere as cool as the original :’v

Maybe it’s because I’m not used to hearing “congelación” applied to something as awesome as a goddamn ghost yeti.

Or maybe not.

Who knows. -.-.-.-

I swear I’m trying to get these two to Gotham, but It feels like I’m dragging Danny there kicking and screaming. Which is- appropriate, I suppose. -.-.-.-

There would be more details of the High Council integrants later (I think?) and the dynamic I’m going to put here, not like you can’t guess some of them already *wink wink nudge nudge*

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Crash Course | Chapter 02: A sister's musings

Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman,  

Relationships: Danny Fenton & Jazz Fenton,

Words: 1′778

Tags: BAMF Danny, BAMF Jazz, Sibling bonding, Shenanigans, Swearing

Summary: He swore his sister was trying to make him go into cardiac arrest - considering his halfa status that was quite the accomplishment-

But there was no other explanation to his sister’s stubbornness, and if he knew her at all there was just no talking her down from interning at goddam Arkham.

A/N: Author liberties were taken by someone who doesn’t own shit at the moment.And they will continue to be taken. Enjoy.

CHAPTERS: 1, 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7

Jazzmine Coraline Fenton had not planned any of this for her future.

In fact, no matter how many people thought otherwise, she didn’t have anything planned for her future.

Not anything concrete anyway.

Even since she was little she had been good at a great many things and excelled in a few more, much to her parent’s delight and the chagrin of the parents of the other children in her class. But there had never been something she particularly loved, nothing that could convince her of which way to focus herself, so she decided to just- spread and conquer, in those years.

Looking back on it now, she supposed the main reason she held herself to such high standards was so she could get some proper attention from her parents, who, unless there was a need for basic interaction or an academic event, tended to focus on their career.

Not to say that they didn’t care for her, they did, but they couldn’t be called role model parents by any means. They could get so encased on their research that sometimes it was safer for everyone involved to just let them to it and enjoy the little ghost-free interactions that could be encountered every now and then.

When Danny had grown up enough to be an acceptable company (which was still pretty little considering the standards of human interactions the senior Fentons could provide to other people, let alone a child. At that point Jazz was more than ready to take anything she could get) there was not as much reason to keep striving for their parent’s attention, but the habit had been already ingrained, and good notes were not a bad thing to have, so there was not a motive to stop.

Danny was as cute as a button (still was, but he got all flustered and retreated to safer pastures whenever she brought it up, so she refrained. No way she was reprieving herself from her brother), and she was ecstatic to have someone to play with that wouldn’t, couldn’t really, run away screaming from the crazy-psycho-wannabe ghost hunters.

What with them sharing parents and all.

It would be a good empathy exercise if anything else.  

So Jazz made sure to teach Danny her ways. They took care of each other and then promptly proceeded to have their very own improvised survival training in their own home. Sadly, even with all of this, she worried it might not be enough.

In other words, the main reason she had to get into psychology? Her family. Specifically her brother.

It was clear to her, and to anyone else if they had bothered to look into it, that their parent’s main concern was not their family dynamic, and as long as the food was not openly engaging in hostilities against the younger ones, they refrained to paying more than the basic of attention to their doings. Which was a good thing for when the kids wanted to play around, but not so much for when they really needed parent supervision.

Jazz had taken it upon herself to learn more about what made people tick. Taken it upon herself to learn how to take her family from barely functional to something a little less distressing to witness. And she would succeed even if she had to glue their parents and them together to make it work.

For a while, it looked like it was going to stick.

And then the Ghost Portal had backfired on all of them.

Their parents had been over the moon that their apparent failure had been a ruse, a ghost trying to mess with their work, they said. In either case, it had only caused them to become even more invested in the ghost research, and now that they had legitimate proof of the existence of ghosts and their realm it would be even harder to talk them down once they got going.

Unlike her progenitors, she was more concerned with the impact the frequent ghost attacks that followed the accident would have, and the obvious repercussions there would be against her family if anyone put two and two together and realized her parent’s shenanigans were at fault of all the public destruction via ghost.  

And Danny-

For the first time since she could remember Danny was pushing her away.

It was telling, than even neck deep in ghost attacks the thing that could hurt her the most was his reticence to talk to her. Nonetheless, her brother needed her and she would always rise to the occasion no matter how stubborn he could get about it.

It had taken a while for her to understand, but eventually, she did.

He had died.

Her parents had, however unknowingly, put the final nail in the coffin.

Literally.

Jazz had been devastated. But then, she was not the one who died, was she? Or did he?

She stuck by her brother. She listened. She observed. And by whatever miracle, she confirmed that her brother, while wary, was still her brother. He was not a vague impression, not a faded memory, not unfeeling, not uncaring.

Au contraire, her little brother was, if the ghost fights were anything to go by, caring way too much to be healthy.

It was, to some point, comprehensible. Danny thought the activation of the portal was on him. He felt compelled to help however he could.

Which was unfair because honestly, their parents were the ones that fucked up. But alas, the responsibility they held for the attacks didn’t mean they were capacitated to deal with the consequences.

So she continued to stick by her brother. Talked him down when it was obvious he would keep going his merry stubborn way even if it half killed him again. And then brainstormed together how to make the best out of this god-awful situation.

Jazz was not a fighter, so she had to resign herself to back up, running interference, and dealing with collateral damage. It was not as much as her brother, but in needed to get done.

And then, in one of the many attacks to Amity Park she had been able to talk down a small group of ghosts.

She prevented them from attacking, all thanks to her knowledge of psychology. It was not her fighting prowess that ‘defeated’ them, it was her words.

She had been useful.

So, maybe, she didn’t need to be an excellent fighter to help her brother out. Maybe- maybe she just needed to understand better.

Because, really, weren’t most the ghost just people? Dead people, yes. But still people. Persons whose feelings had amplified at the moment of crossing over. And that just translated to tons of unfinished business. And what was the point of a psychologist if not help people? She could help others in her own way.

She wanted to.

That was a thing that apparently she shared with her little brother

Danny took it upon himself to protect the humans.

But who was helping the ghost?

Not all the ghosts were evil. If her brother’s tales about the Ghost Zone and its size where anything to go by, with the Ghost Portal they could have completely razed over the town if they wanted to. It didn’t add up. Some of the ghosts would even just come to the living world to mess around, not hurt, just play.

She had seen her brother herding the tiniest-non-humanoid ones that would sometimes flock in their neighborhood around as if they were little sheep. It was kinda cute, actually.

So maybe, if they learn what made them tick in an emotional sense, they could talk it out with the ghost. Maybe not all of them, but most. And wouldn’t that be a great help to relieve Danny’s load?

When she brought it up to the others- well. Sam and Tucker had just stared at her.

“What are you talking about?” They asked.

She had tried to explain, and they just looked at her like she had a screw loose. She was flabbergasted. They had spent way more time than her in the presence of ghosts. How had they not noticed?

The two teens had exchanged glances, gotten up, said their goodbyes, and made their way home. And that was it, an easy dismiss. She could only gape after them, and turn to her brother.

He was already looking at her.

He stared at her too, but he gave her a melancholic smile

“They don’t want to understand.” Was all he said.

That was enough to comprehend.

And that was the thing everything reduced to, wasn’t it

You could not see what you did not want to acknowledge. Not even if it was slapping you right in the face. Their parents were proof of that.  

Because the truth was that no matter how many people bitched about it her little brother was a hero.

Phantom was a hero.

And at the end of the day, Sam and Tucker were just civilians.

They didn’t know how bad it could get.

They didn’t know the grimmer parts. They didn’t think about them, they didn’t have to, because her brother was shielding them too.

That all the ghostly abilities her brother had acquired were not just “cool ghost powers”, that no matter how many times Sam talked about the responsibility she was not the one losing sleep over it, that no matter how Tucker sometimes wished he was ‘special’ too, there was always a price to pay. And Danny’s had come with interest.  

They didn’t want to acknowledge that Danny had died.

Jazz was the one waking up to her brother screams, the one constantly smuggling medical equipment into the house, the one fretting about whether her brother occasional lack of pulse in his sleep was a bad thing this time, the one to share sleepless nights along with her brother just talking trivialities so they could pretend for a moment.

Danny had always been hers like Jazz had always been his.  

If their constant quarrels and natural stubbornness could not tear them apart in the middle of their parent’s madhouse but made them stronger, then a triviality as whether one of them was dead or not was not going to tear them apart.

And maybe someday she would have to join him on the other side. But that was cannon fodder for the future.

For now, she would only concentrate on ways to help. The faster she learned the better.

And if She and Danny had flourished and learned to cope in the madhouse their parents had built.

What better option to have an intensive course than another madhouse, right?

-.-.-.-

NOTES:   :D

I like to believe that clothes were not the highest priorities in the Fenton household because Jack and Maddie can survive off jumpsuits alone and probably tried to convert their children too.

So Jazz and Danny would get their hands in any scrap of normal clothing they could, and by this point, Danny doesn’t even care if he has to use Jazz’s hello kitty sweater because that is better than his dad’s face.

He was already bullied anyway, might as well bite the fucking bullets.