#cigrette

[goculi]

[thestalkerbunny]

Cats kiss by touching noses, did you know? Well, they kiss in a lot of different ways-but the nose for a cat has a lot of special nerves

[misterlemonztenth]

12-24-23 | howloopyisthat. misterlemonztenth.tumblr.com/archive

[acropolismediainc]

वैसे तो हिंदू धर्म में लाखों देवी देवताओं की पूजा की जाती है. हर देवी देवता की अलग मान्यताएं और पूजा अर्चना के तौर तरीके हैं. ऐसा ही कुछ अलग है भगवान काल भैरव के बारे में भी.... दरअसल, उज्जैन के बाबा भैरवनाथ को चढ़ाया जाने वाला प्रसाद.. किसी आम प्रसाद की तरह बिल्कुल नहीं है. क्योंकि काल भैरव के मंदिर में उनके भोग के तौर पर 40 तरह के शराब तथा 60 तरह की सिगरेट चढ़ायी जाती है। इस प्रसाद की भी एक अलग कहानी है.. कहा जाता है कि राजा भद्रसेन ने भैरव अष्टमी के शुभ मौके के साथ अपने देवता को बेहतर भेंट चढ़ाने के लिए इस मंदिर के द्वार खुलवाए थे.. और जब यह मंदिर खोला गया तो यहां 1351 प्रकार के भोग चढ़ाए गए। तब से यहां का महत्व बढ़ गया अब हर वर्ष यहां भगवान शिव का श्रृंगार होता है और उन्हें “महा भोग” लगाया जाता है। जिनमें नमकीन, मिठाईयों से लेकर सिगरेट शराब तक कई तरह की चीजों को शामिल किया जाता है. #TheIndianness #IndianTemple #TheIndianTemple #TempleStories #StoriesOfTemple #AlcoholeinPrasad #Cigrette #KalBhairav #TempleTales #BhagwanKalBhairav #InspiringIndian #TemplesofIndia #CrazyCulture https://www.instagram.com/p/CpCz-YpJNbT/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[izzy-prizzy]

look at this man's duality. I'M SO DOWN BAD and its not normal..

[p0stmortem]

okay, I'll admit, I didn't much care for the second spider-verse movie.

[snarlicbread]

so many pieces of media out there that contain little depressed sopping wet rat men. and you can find them and watch them if you haven't seem them yet. isn't life beautiful there is still so much to discover and live for

[jameywatson]

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[sweaterkittensahoy]

They've been scare-mongering aspartame since I was in junior high and that was 30 years ago.

And I don't mean "The WHO and the FDA" when I say "they."

I mean fuckos who want you to think that "chemicals" cause cancer.

When I was a wee bitch, the study was fucking flawed because they fed lab mice a diet of 60% aspartame, and lemme tell you, 60% of your diet being ANY sweetener is probably gonna kill you.

The fact that it's taken 30 years from "aspartame can murder you" to "it may be, in certain circumstances, that aspartame could have a possible role in murdering you" tells me two things: 1) It definitely should be researched more so we can further understand it, and 2) your great-aunt didn't die of fucking Diet Coke. She died of cancer.

[dragvandile]

hello kitty would never vape

[74rn]

A drabble, based after @madmeks newest Titus/Mira stories. Set directly after Caught Again. Poor Zev is the real trooper in all this.

"So-" [Zev] turned towards the woman beside him, who looked far too amused for her own good. "Want to tell me what the fuck THAT was about?"

For once, a sense of calm was felt.

The Cadians and Mordians were finally home, as it were, after a prolonged stay on the Ultramarine strike cruiser and most could not be happier. The "generous" help of the Chapter Serfs combined with even more strained resources had set everyone m9re on edge than usual.

Not to mention the Astartes themselves.

If anyone could accuse the Guardsmen rank and fume of anything, none of it would be them not being God-fearing. Having the Angels of the Emperor in such close quarters observing them even on downtime was a very mixed experience. Needless to say the freedom to actually lay down and relax even if it was only for the time the ship got them back to their respective posts was very welcome.

Zev took a drag of his cigarette, tapping the ashes over the metal railing overlooking the loading bay. He was thinking very hard about one Astartes in particular.

"So-" He turned towards the woman beside him, who looked far too amused for her own good. "Want to tell me what the fuck THAT was about?"

Well, if a smile broke on his own face too when he said it who could blame him.

The woman, Lieutenant Mira of the 203rd Cadian Regiment, leaned forward on the railing. "About having sex with Titus or the fact that he looked you in the eyes while he did it?"

Another drag of the cigarette. "You already told me you were trying, I mean the fact that I'm pretty sure he wanted to kill me with that glare. Not sure in what way though, that was pretty hot."

"I told him we had sex before." Mira snorted. "He doesn't understand that we're just friends now. I guess they rarely fuck let alone do anything else with us normal people."

Zev raised an eyebrow. "So he's possessive of his girl? Like some war canid? Great."

"It's not that personal, he also likes an audience."

With another slow drag and a blush creeping up his face, Zev stamped the butt of the cigrette out on the railing before tossing it off towards whatever servitor was going to clean this ship once they were done with it. "Do you think he'd let me watch you get fucked again?"

"It's actually THAT type of personal." Mira gave the man a hard clap on the back, a mocking show of comfort. "Sorry Zev, you'll have to deal with just hearing about it."

[thestalkerbunny]

To the person who we caught smoking today in the Library Bathrooms; you know. The library. The most flammable place on earth next to an HYDROGEN factory where open flames would be a sort of a big problem, smoking a goddamn cigrette-not vaping-a straight up CIG and a gas stationlighter: How the fuck was your day going? Like. What made you think you'd be able to do that and get AWAY with it?

[chaifootsteps]

I used to dislike blitzo back in season 1-early 2 cuz he was a jerk and abusive and the story tried to justify it with "womp womp he has trauma and he only wants to tough moxxie up so it's okay". And i was supposed to feel bad about his ass? After he verbally abused moxxie throughout all his work life and threteaned to rape him and his wife? Used verosika and stole from her when they where together? Disrespected barbie's boundaries and feelings? Dissmissed fizz's feelings and unintentionally said "hey i lost my mom bitch, you aren't the only one who has problems" WHEN FIZZ WAS FUCKING BURNED ALIVE, LOST HIS LIMBS AND HORNS AND WAS TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE. ALL BECAUSE OF YOU I MIND YOU.

To be clear, i don't hate asshole characters. I hate when asshole characters are being coddled and excused by the narrative, it's insufferable to watch. Blitz was this. An asshole character who was excused by the writers and you are expected to feel bad about his ass when he got humilated in the club. Thanks i hate it. And it sucks because i love the concept of an abusive asshole realizing he is an abuser and trying to do better to people who he wronged. But i couldn't handle the awful execution.

And guess what?

FUCK MY ASS I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. I feel so bad for blitzo now lmao. The 2 times when blitzo isn't at fault THE WRITERS TRY TO PUT ALL THE BLAME ON BLITZO AND EXCUSE PEOPLE WHO ABUSE HIM JUST WHY. Loona physically assaults him when he respecfully asks her to be nicer to their clients because IT'S HER FUCKING JOB BITCH THEY WILL LOSE MONEY IF YOU DON'T AND IT AFFECTS YOU AS WELL YOU LITERALLY LIVE WITH HIM. And then she kicks him in nuts when all he did was apologising and attempting to hug her? What's funny? What's funny about this 22-years-old grown ass woman physically harming her adoptive dad who provides her a linvinghood, job and unconditional love when she is an adult? And saved her from a toxic and dangerous enviorment? Are you trying to say *he* is in the wrong in this situation and *deserves* to be beaten up by a person he has never wronged in his life? Are you kidding me? Why am i supposed to hate stella, who is abusing stolas, but expected to like loona, who is abusing blitz and moxxie, and to find her abuse "funny" and slapstick? You can't have both, pick one vivzie!

And speaking of stolas...i don't even want to talk about it. I feel horrible for blitzo. Yes, he was an asshole and was only using stolas to get the book, but it was stolas who made their relationship transactional. It was stolas who reffered to blitzo as "his impish plaything". It was stolas who only ever asked from blitzo sex and sexually harassed him on daily basis. He even put a cigrette on his horn likw wtf? It was stolas who made the deal when blitzo couldn't even consent because he, you know, WAS ABOUT TO GET MURDERED BY THE CANNIBALS? AND STOLAS WAS FULLY AWARE OF IT? And the list goes on and on...

"You think so low of me?" GO FUCK YOURSELF LMAO THIS IS SO BAD I CAN'T. ARE YOU REALLY THIS DELUSIONAL?

Okay, even we pretend none of the above happened and was retconned, blitzo *owns you nothing* stolas. If he doesn't have feelings for you it's not *his* fault. He shouldn't have his buisness tied to your bird ass to spend time with you (and in case if he doesn't, he will lose his job, how fair) if he doesn't love you. Get a life please, you only known this guy for *less than a day* and it was *25 years ago*. And he was completely disinterested in your hobbies and was literally only there because he was manipulated by his father and *sold to you like an object or a toy*. And you still obsessed over this random dude who doesn't even like you and love him more than your own daugther whom you known for 17 years??? Wow, such victim fel bed for him he so pooor :((((

And it doesn't help how not only the writers, almost an entire fandom thinks blitzo is abusive towards stolas or deserves to be kicked out by stolas or be beaten up by loona ("for comedy*) it's not funny. It makes me sick. It's the same as blitzo beating the shit out of moxxie and people praising *blitzo*. But not it's stolas abusing blitzo and people praising *stolas*

Fuck it.

I used to hate this guy, but now i can't feel anything but pity him. It's tragic how everyone blames him for things HE ISN'T EVEN AT FAULT HE DESERVES BETTER.

You're preaching to the choir, Anon! Blitzo is a tremendous asshole, multiple characters' lives are worse for knowing him, but he's a victim here -- and a chilling reminder of just how far people will go to defend a charming, attractive abuser that knows how to play the sympathy card.

[april-diariees]

cages

I've never begged anyone to stay to not leave me, to love me but everyday to god i pray on my knees i say to him please never take him away

i hate being perceived i hate taking my armour off but i stand there bare in flesh giving a gun in your hand

I'd rather bleed away the life in me than bandage my wounds with my fractured hands do you hate this, love? do i feel like a ball and chain?

does my laugh sound to you like the clinking of handcuffs? does my touch feel to you like cigrette butts on ashtray?

would you rather not know where i am? and do you sometimes wish I'd just go away? i wish i could set you free, my love but cages are made to trap.

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for impersonating a dead prince?

I(30sM) served as butler to the crown prince England. Said crown prince(20sM) is a bumbling idiot and continuously messes things up and makes problems for me. One morning, I was brought a letter by my servant which told of my Scottish cousin being in town. I thought the day couldn't get worse, but then the prince woke up. He told me he had had a great night- turns out, he had an affair with the niece of a famous general and duke, who, notoriously, duels anyone who sleeps with any of his family members. I knew he would lose, but he and my servant had the idea that I would fight in his place, in disguise. I was quite angry at first, before realizing that I could make my Scottish cousin do it instead. The duke arrives, and while he was absolute asshole to the prince(disguised as me) he was rather good to me, in preparation for our duel. However, my cousin bailed and ran back to home to Scotland with the keeper of the inn he was staying at. Returning, the prince told me there had been some omens(Duncan's horses turned and ate each other, as usual). I tried to bail, but the prince offered me literally everything, so I was forced to do it. Right before the duel started, it turned out we were going to be fighting with cannons, not swords. I'd never used a cannon, so while I read the manual the duke loaded and fired. However, I had a small metal cigarette box in my pocket that was a gift from the duke that deflected the cannonball, and I survived. Then the prince walked in, and revealed that it was all a joke, and the duke shot him. The king walked in, and I told him that I was, in fact, the prince. The king, being... how to say this kindly, mad, believed me, and the Duke thought that the prince was lying when he claimed he wasn't the duke. My servant later told me that he thought he had a cigrette box too, but had forgotten it and died. So, AITA for impersonating the prince after his death and living his life as if nothing ever happened?