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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
#ra speaks#personal#JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians#obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7#fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background#my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated#by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods#edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.
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Evil Kelsier be like: *Exactly the same, but existing in another context*
#cosmere#brandon sanderson#mistborn#cremposting#dude destabilized the government and orchestrated the death of a god over a personal grudge#if he was in our world he'd be the personification of the CIA
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Price: I killed your sugar daddy, I can kill you too.
Graves: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
#submission#gaz two minutes later: ... why is my captain making out with our second least favorite person alive....#call of duty#modern warfare#john price#phillip graves#incorrect quotes#Pricegraves#gaz calling laswell: hey kate… can i join the CIA as a brit?
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Losing my shit over Harold impersonating John in 4.03
#person of interest#like the guy is like dude youre a famous cia killer#and harold cues his john reese batman voice#wtfffffffffff#john reese#harold finch
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Creating a post for what I feel was an inspired response: Hot take but I feel like ambessa gives daddy issues and silco gives mommy issues. Silco is like, an overindulgent parent who would hang up ur ugly art on the fridge and refuse to acknowledge any of your (serious) faults at the PTA meeting, while ambessa would tell you to suck it up after falling and crying as a kid. she would begrudgingly show you how to change your oil and make fun of you the whole time for not already knowing how.
#that’s why jinx is a psychopath and Mel is a validation seeking workaholic#Mel is a success fixated girl boss that’s so daddy issues of her!#silco#ambessa medarda#arcane#ambessa is for daddy issues and silco is for mommy issues send tweet#at what point does the cia agent tracking my location pull the plug on me#personal#ambessa#also I don’t really think daddy issues or mommy issues are real I just think it’s a funny joke
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black widow & hawkeye #1
#bobbi: things were going so well and i love him so much and that's why when he was in trouble i--#--the person who would kill to get back to him--#said alright lemme step out of the way people who told me they would kill him for you to go ahead with killing him#“i have security detail watching me” girl why “and i can't let them know i'm gone” you care bc? “btw it's the CIA��� why are you with the CIA#“also i might've been on the thunderbolts apparently” girl when “that's not important rn-” I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IT?#bobbi: they know i would justify and help him out anyway i can#nat: oh so you're gonna help him out anyway you can?#bobbi: uhhh no bc-#nat: say no more#SAY MORE???? HELP#?????????????????????#bobbi morse#natasha romanoff#wednesday spoilers#bwh
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Do we think criminals and rogues in Gotham say shit like, "This hurts me more than it hurts you," while going after Batburger joints in a severely misguided attempt to go after the Bat-vigilantes?
#The same way the CIA historically (officially) wasn't allowed to impersonate religious organizations or journalists#I believe the Bat-vigilantes are discouraged from joking about being affiliated with Batburger because people keep attacking locations.#batman#personal#batfamily#Only in Gotham#unserious post#Textpost#batburger
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I like* AdBell but only when weird and fucked up and not lovey at all. I don't like it when they're genuinely in love and have some semblance of a normal relationship. To me, what they have is barely a relationship at all and certainly not a healthy one. Adler is not a good person and I do not believe he is capable of perceiving Bell as an equal. Therefore, despite the amount I shitpost about it like 99% of AdBell content out there does not appeal to me whatsoever.
#*To say that I “like” any cod relationship or character is difficult because the characters are all horrible people who if they were real#and if we lived in a just world would be publicly executed for crimes against humanity#yes the includes Mason and Woods.#You cannot be in the cia and be a good person.#Please do not take this post as an admonishment you can like what you want IDC#End of the day to me Adler & Bell do not love each other#Whatever they have is born the imprinting and everything else bell was put through and Adler's desire to possess and control Bell#They do not love each other and are not capable of loving each other as is normal#I don't want them to kiss I want one to kill the other in an act that ultimately means rhe survivors death aswell.
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"killmonger is an example of the writers making the person advocating for change crazy so the audience couldn't take him seriously" did people actually watch Black Panther or
#i'll be honest i stopped following Marvel after Avengers 2. only watched infinity war#shang chi#and endgame after that.#so this is the first time i'm watching it for a sort of look back at superhero movies.#what's surprising to me is that Black Panther is the vanishingly rare superhero movie to use the fact that the antagonist#killed people in afghanistan and iraq as a bad thing. ofc then they make the token funny white guy a CIA agent#my personal conspiracy theory is that they had to put him there after the US military reviewed their script lol lol#as a white-ish person. i don't feel appealed to by him. the token white guy should be some guy who got tickets to a free safari#then gets in way over his head. smh.#anyways (white guy voice) please respect my lived experience#the movie itself isn't high art but it's good. sets itself out from the pack by actually saying something lol#me.txt#shitposting#marvel#MCU#is that even relevant anymore#oh wait! i did watch ms. marvel#because i am a fan of the comics actually. kamala khan ftw#so many missteps in that series but iman vellani did a great job#black panther#should i have put this in the post itself? nah. nah nah nah.
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ill work on actual full pieces once i catch a break i promis </3
#asph: doodle#vocaloid#hatsune miku#once im done with personal backlog#maybe some guys from engage.... im playing it now :)#i swear thra//cia and tell//ius will get their turn just. not today#<- crossed to avoid tagging miku as fe LMAO
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My boyfriend is so open and communicative that today I said “No man is ever going to love me like a Hozier song” and he instantly went “Well, what can I do to make you feel more loved?”
Shut up shut up shut up

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Actual question: How does a B list actor, with presumably no CIA/FBI/ DHS/ DOJ connections, acquire all this information?
Has he secretly been a spy all the time, like his Person of Interest character?
Now *that* would be a story.
The Jim Caviezel/Mel Gibson bromance is doing neither of them any favours.
It’s not even the conservative/Catholic/religious thing which, hey, is their choice.
It’s the batshit Qanon stuff. Even most sensible religious people know Qanon folks ain’t playing with a full deck.
#person of interest#mel gibson#qanon#politics#democrats#republicans#donald trump#Cia#fbi#cbs#doj#Mtg#hillary clinton#catholocism
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im bored and feel like sharing stories of the old multiplayer worlds me and my irl friends used to play on together back when they also played minecraft so
send a prompt/question or some thing and ill see if i have a story associated with it
#we had a lot of shit happen#like a weirdly glitched out realm/server#many many secret bases and organisations#the fucking cia#(which was one person. me)#also the “one block of respect”#send a ask or rb and i can elaborate on these#or ask something else too#there was a lot of stuff#leaf's posts
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See, the thing about confirming wackjobs who have been steeped in racist right-wing propaganda to high bureaucratic offices means platforming and legitimizing illiterate, anti-intellectual, and sinophobic conspiracy theories that show a fundamental lack of understanding and knowledge of virology.


Fuck the CIA
This country is run by fucking fools who want to blame China for their 🫵 public health, emergency management, and policy failures. China isn’t the reason Americans died of COVID-19; the U.S. government’s bumbling incompetence and inefficiencies are.
Emergent viruses come from human contact with infected animals. Whether it’s the bat in your attic or the ducks and cows on your farm or the fucking eggs you eat. Once a virus moves from an animal-to-animal, then animal-to-human, it mutates within humans for human-to-human transmission, and that is the FINAL stage of a virus’ transmission “evolution.” This is why the US fucking SHOULD be on high alert regarding the bird flu, and taking every step and then some to prevent human infection. (That includes providing the workers who are tending to and culling flocks with protective gear.)
And what’s MOST IMPORTANT about this “report” is that the CIA has…
LOW CONFIDENCE
…that the lab leak conspiracy is the “more likely” reality than a natural origin. Take this to mean, “we haven’t really investigated this and aren't sure it’s likely, but our boss thinks this is true and has asked us to investigate it and tell the public that this could be the reality. But we’re not sure it is.”
#sinophobia#CIA#us politics#COVID-19#this is the man who LIED about arresting ‘300 illegals!!!’ when his office arrested 45 individuals they ‘suspected’ but were citizens#he also LIED about prosecuting and ‘putting away’ supposed terrorists as a prosecutor#don’t let anyone convince you this isn’t motivated by his own personal racism#as the director of national intelligence. he suggested that Russian propaganda campaigns in the US#benefitted Clinton. and argued that’s why Trump lost the popular vote#he called any and all investigations into Trump ‘biased’#he’s a sycophant. make no mistake
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You still cling to naive ideals. I learned, at a very young age, the only currency worth anything in this world is power.
#aliasedit#alias#irina derevko#lena olin#userthing#tvarchive#alexander khasinau#arvin sloane#gerard cuvee#jack bristow#cuvee x irina#irina x jack#irina x khasinau#irina x sloane#myedit#irina wants power to make up for all the countless times she felt powerless.#khasinau is different from others in such way that there's no indication that he held any kind of power over her in the 'present'.#her decision to kill him wasn't based on emotions; wasn't based on a disagreement or because he crossed a line he shouldn't have.#it only had to be done to put sark into power (read: to put her personal pet project who's easier to control into power).#and that decision says more about her relationship with sark than about her relationship with khasinau at the time of his death.#but the potential for khasinau to betray her was always there. at least in irina's mind.#the potential to seize the control he once had over her and her life back. and she made sure that potential died with him.#because the idea of surrendering to the cia with him on the outside -#the idea of putting her life in his hands for the first time in twenty years - wasn't something she could accept. understandable!#still - i can't get over how it's something she could accept with sark.#how khasinau's experience or their shared history of more than 35 years;#how they've clearly reached an understanding in all those years or how she made him the face of her own organization;#none of that mattered in the end. she still couldn't rely on him fully.#and she didn't trust him enough to catch her after her (carefully constructed and planned) fall.#poi's root voice: i knew you boys would catch me! well irina only knew that for certain about sark.
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I am trying Dark Deity but my mind got too excited to try the randomizing options, so now the main lord that is referred to as little brother in the prologue is Sloane, and I have a starting team of Adepts and Mages and most of my units have been knocked out with star reductions by Chapter 3 besides one tanky Mage (10 defense at level 3)
Should I just restart until I get a Cleric ? Or be logical and actually do a normal campaign before playing with the settings ?
Probably a hot (ice cold) take from someone who has /never/ used a randomizer:
I would recommend a base run first! Not even for the sake of classes handed to you, but for the fact I think it would make it more enjoyable to know the original context of a unit before blasting them to a randomizer. Also restarting until you get a starting cleric sounds agonizing.
A base campaign run let's you get more accustomed to the characters and mechanics and battle which would make (in my unexperienced opinion) characters in different roles more fun and you have thd gameplay experience to figure out how to handle situations better even if you don't have a cleric to start in a randomized.
#moe talks a lot#not art#im 99% sure i know who this is...#and if its not the same person who just went through and liked my datk deity art?#im wrong lol#maybe ill go back to this game.... i miss you garrick and i miss you eli#i miss you alden and i miss you cia .....#garrick wanting to know how far his dad can toss alden is peak opening dialogue#my pc wont pkay games from steam anymore so id have to download to my laptop...#but i think its still downloaded on my switch??
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