#the fucking cia
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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
#ra speaks#personal#JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians#obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7#fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background#my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated#by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods#edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.
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really disappointing that bunjywunjy had to be pestered twice just to quietly remove their reblog after using their huge platform to encourage garbage like raving about the lesbian estonian soviet flag and how 'new pride flag just dropped' so people could go 'ooh pretty' about a flag that was forced onto us by ppl who wanted our culture gone and oppressed us for about a century in total if not more.
to say nothing or not show anything of the truth about that flag and quietly remove the reblog felt more like it was done out of obligation (and you didn't agree) rather than care for the subject matter that is still a fresh wound in our country's memory. it's only been 33 years since it ended.
I'd rather you make the mistake about something you didn't know (eastern european history is easy for westeners to overlook, because we're not a big country like them, we're not england or france or spain or germany) and admit/apologize for said mistake or even just outright state that you don't actually care rather than say nothing and quietly remove something so that people would stop talking about it
#regardless of your opinions on communism the ussr was a tragedy for much of eastern europe#and we still suffer under its effects today#did you know that when the ussr occupied us that estonians couldn't even be the majority of the population in our own country?#they flooded in and tried to make our country like them#they arrested anyone who wore the colors of our flag#and all while they settled into our countries (it wasnt just estonia but amywhere they occupied) they forcefully deported us out of it#into moving steel boxes of the trains in the harsh winter#people packed in like anchovies with barely any room to die from the starvation#but nobody talks about that#nobody cares about eastern europe#nobody bothers#so i get american tankies telling me garbage like how im just reciting 'CIA propaganda'#as if i give a fuck about what some yankoid organization in some unrelated country says#our families lived that shit#at the time i was born the only people who couldve gotten an estonian birth certificate were still children#what do you think our mothers and fathers and grandmothers and grandfathers lived in?#people only care that a flag looks pretty#and not what the flag actually meant
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Attention: After Talking to Another Real System, I've Come to Believe That the Endo Community is Being Infiltrated and Controlled by CIA Operatives
I need everyone to be aware and be vigilant because the threat is real. The endogenic community was invented to divide us and keep us distracted.
Having combed over several big potential CIA operatives, I've narrowed the field down to four possibilities. Remember that any or all of these could be CIA operatives, but I'm certain at least one has to be.
Possible CIA plants
@guardianssystem: This system claims to be a pro-endo "traumagenic" system as a way to give themselves authority. They have activity across multiple websites including TikTok and X. They're notable for compiling this document of "sources" to prove endos exist. This document is everywhere. It has suspiciously become the main compilation of endo sources that they love to link to at every turn.
@cambriancrew: They're a tulpa "system" who runs r/tulpas. For anyone who doesn't know, "tulpamancy" is essentially a form of brainwashing. Tulpamancers say they can change a person's brain to give them headmates, and they've convinced multiple "doctors" to back them. All of this sounds like MK Ultra stuff. Cambrian Crew, besides being an outspoken endo, appears to be well connected, and used those connections to help organize an AMA on r/tulpas. In this AMA, their CIA-paid doctors claimed to have conducted brain scans on tulpamancers that showed changes in brain activity when their tulpas were possessing limbs.
@sysmedsaresexist: A nefarious saboteur, Sysmedsaresexist posed as a prominent anti-endo voice for YEARS, building up a massive anti endo following on this site. Between their SysmedsAreSexist and JustAnotherSyscourse blogs, they practically single-handedly ran the "#shit endos say" tag dedicated to mocking endos. But then all of a sudden, they turn? And like CambrianCrew, SysmedsAreSexist appears to have a close relationship to "doctors," posting a screenshot of an email from Colin Ross, an expert in DID, that appears to support the existence of endogenic systems. All of this looks like a years-long psyop to gain people's trust and convert them.
@sophieinwonderland: Finally, that brings us to Sophie, another tulpa "system." She also has her own page filled with endo "sources" though not as detailed or widely disseminated as Guardians'. The more I looked into this one, the more disturbed I became. Sophie is, as far as I can tell, the system who started "The Future is Plural," the mass movement which we all know seeks to traumatize children en masse and give them dissociative disorders. She also openly brags about teaching people methods to dissociate and hallucinate, says that she believes she can rewire people's brains, and cheerfully is arguing in favor of propaganda.
Please, whatever you do, do not engage with these people. Not only to avoid harassing them, but because if they are indeed CIA operatives, it may not be safe to do so directly. I may be putting myself at risk just by talking about this aloud, and I believe they're already trying to discredit me, but I feel someone has to talk about this.
Community input in finding the spies is incredibly important.
Knowing all of the facts, I'd like to know who you all think is most likely a CIA operative.
#syscourse#anti endogenic#anti endo#fuck endos#endos fuck off#cia#mk ultra#brainwashing#undercover#endos do not interact#endos dni#endos not for you#aemogai#anti endo mogai
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CIA too stretched defending the genocide, they failed to act in Bolivia. Or if they did, they did a half-assed job. Is the empire crumbling under its weight?
#bolivia#bolivians#cia#central intelligence agency#gaza genocide#palestine#free palestine#freepalastine🇵🇸#class war#human rights#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#coup attempt#antinazi#anti capitalism#antiauthoritarian#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich#anti colonialism#anticoup#fuck the gop#fuck the idf
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they were so evil for cutting this. this man has not had a single moment of true peace from the first episode. he's never ever taken seriously by his siblings the whole show. and the one scene where he finally gets himself help, and is fully supported by his loved ones and they TOOK IT FROM USSS!
Look at the hope in his eyes for the first time in his life!! he has a support system that loves him and he has hopes of a future where he can love himself!!! this is character development and a satisfying arc!
like they knew they were gonna take it all away from him anyway why couldn't they at least give him this.
#sorry im still mad lol#nope! gotta have luther and diego fuckin around at the cia for no real pay off bc diegos marriage breaks up for ***other worse*** reasons#like even with that they were going for like a 'be grateful for what you have' storyline for him and lila?#what was the point of that if they were just gonna make her cheat on him? nullifying his own journey?#what just so it would hurt more when he found out? and then to never resolve it?!?!?!?!?#god i just. what was happening in the writers room. it didnt even feel like umbrella academy anymore.#and they cut the only good luther scene of the whole season.#fuck meee#🖤#tua#tua s4#tua spoilers#tua s4 spoilers#tua season 4#tua season 4 spoilers#deleted scenes#aarjfjfkfkjdjshskkskfhdhsklsf#klaus hargreeves#▪️#robert sheehan#the man that you are#🌌#🌑#pinned post
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you tried girl
#spies are forever#tin can bros#owen carvour#curtwen#agent curt mega#fuck governments all my homies hate the government#dont trust chimera but i sure as shit dont trust the cia/mi6#really all my headcanon about this show boils down to 'the cia is actually horrifying and does catastrophic harm to global stability'#and that if your government is hunting gay people down and you are gay you do not owe them a goddamn thing
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evil queen redemption arc in ever after high except it's not a redemption arc; she just kills milton grimm and everyone goes 'yeah this makes up for everything you've ever done cheers' and that's it that's the plot happily ever after and all achieved bye.
#ever after high#eah#shitpost#eah shitpost#milton grimm#evil queen#ever after high evil queen#eah evil queen#the evil queen#im onto something#would it not make a good plotpoint#the masses will enjoy this im sure#side note props to grimm's VA btw he was great for the role#really sold the character and all#anwayys yeah raven's mom gets to kill grimm when#10/10 ep if she realizes the severity to which grimm was fucking up her daughter and she goes haha no.#yes their end goal was same#in this case end goal is raven being evil following destiny whatever#but this man is out here applying CIA interrogation techniques#to get raven to sign like#and let's not even START on how he's fucked apple up too
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STUPID SHIP MEME DRAWINGS.
I just think they should kiss maybe?
Obsessed (positive??) with the dynamic of guy who betrays his country so he can run off with the militia he's been working with because he gets a case of loyalty feelings so bad he goes and blows himself up X morally upstanding traumatic backstory woman having the worst fucking time of her life (again) who really just needs someone to be as fanatically loyal as possible to her, as a person who is really into the inherent eroticism of the hierarchical military power dynamic focus on loyalty and the use of "yes ma'am" as I love you.
Obsessed (negative) with the propaganda implications that we seem to have ignored of the fact that the three most important people in an arabic woman's life are 2 (two) white guys and her brother, who betrays her and becomes a villain in the later games, and the fucking insidious-ass narrative choice of placing one of said white guys in said militia as like, the tacit fact that this organization is ok only because the western white guys are cool with it. Stop introducing more ULF people just to kill them!!! I SEE YOU WRITERS!!! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!!!!!!
because, once again, the character dynamic? I am sick for it. He dropped a building on himself for her and then came back???? He came back???? He could have gone anywhere but he came back to her???? I'm unwell. I think I have covid. I need to go lie down.
Anyway my city now my characters now smashing them together like barbies watching that .gif of them staring at each other eighty times reading all the fanfiction goodbye
you shouldn't blow yourself up in the furnace I want to blow myself up in the furnace for you as my own personal choice and you should order me to do it because you're such a good leader what is wrong with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh *gnaws on furniture*
WE DON'T EVEN GET TO SEE HIM COME BACK TO HER. THANK YOU FIC WRITERS YOU KNOW THAT REUNION MUST BE SO ANGST THE COMPLEX DYNAMIC OF SACRIFICING YOURSELF FOR SOMEONE AND MAKING IT OUT AND BACK TO THEM AGAIN!!!!!!! THE GUILT! THE YEARNING! THE LOYALTY! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE.
#faralex#tailor made in a lab to make me specifically crazy#fucking immaculate dog loyalty commander x subordinate dynamic marred by REAL LIFE POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS#especially funny since she keeps being like “I am not your CO” “you do not have to take orders from me”#while alex is like “HOW HIGH DO YOU WANT ME TO JUMP COMMANDER FARAH BABY PLEASE ur so sexy tell me how strong ur moral backbone is hahahaha#biting and maiming the call of duty writers#the dragoon diaries#farah karim#alex keller#farah karim my wife farah karim I love you so much as a character why do they keep doing you dirty#local woman desperately in need of a display of unconditional loyalty receives random american man who will die for her no questions asked#foreign man with moral code like a dead fish (CIA operative for six years) suddenly develops spine (Farah Karim)#Alex is cute but YOU KNOW THAT MAN IS A WAR CRIMINAL BIGTIME#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare 2019#art#dragoon draws#long post
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i was pro reconciliation but now jason is beyond justified if he killed bruce in cold fucking blood, let alone never talked to him for the rest of time
#healthy family conflict resolution is for good fanon bats that don't treat their kids like the CIA treats innocent Guantanamo bay prisoners#ik you could say the same thing for when bruce threw a batarang at his throat but#good lord what the fuck are dc writers on#batfam#shut up somaya#dcu#dc universe#batfamily#batman#jason todd
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#bolivia#bolivien#coup attempt#cia#lithium#palestine#free palestine#gaza#free gaza#fuck israel#fuck the usa#fuck the united states#world politics#us politics#current events#tweet#twitter
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got followed by someone and checked their blog to see a bunch of zionist bullshit and 50s style red scare anticommunism like why do you think for a second i could be a safe haven to your wretched ideas? i want you to die. literally.
#they were young maybe they will realize the error of their ways#they were saying the black panthers were “foreign agents undermining democracy” or some shit#how fucking cia brained can you be
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Yall if your mom is hot keep her in the house because I’m about to ‘wow you have such a great eye for decor, I’d love to see the new drapes in your foyer!’ Into some middle aged PUSS- [Gunshots]
#that Kate Drabble I did has me so fucked up#let me daughters best friend into some scary cia lady’s sensible boy shorts
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The fact that Five stays in a puke ridden, rancid smelling car instead of just teleporting to Maine is a huge sign of either love or bad writing and i don't care which
#tua s4#the umbrella academy#five hargreeves#six years (in the cia? in foster care? in who Fucking Knows What) sure did mellow him out
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Oggi, 11 settembre, anniversario del golpe cileno sostenuto dalla CIA, non possiamo fare a meno di ricordare Allende e quel giorno del 1973 che molti sovietici vissero come una tragedia personale.
Salvador Allende a Kiev. dicembre 1972.
Today, September 11, the anniversary of the CIA-backed coup in Chile, we cannot help but remember Allende and that day in 1973 that many Soviets experienced as a personal tragedy.
Salvador Allende in Kiev. December 1972.
#history#cia#central intelligence agency#chilean#chile#coups#coup#usa#america#coup attempt#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#class war#usa is a terrorist state#usa is funding genocide#usa politics#usa news#american indian#american#oppression#repression#free all oppressed peoples
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Phil Collins - I Missed Again (2016 Remaster)
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This one goes out to the people behind the ongoing plot to kill President Donald J. Trump...AND WE ALL KNOW WHO ALL OF YOU ARE!!!! #Trump2024 #Trump #2ndtrumpassassinationattempt #MAGA #usa #america #GodBlessAmerica #philcollins #imissedagain #GeorgeSoros #deepstate #DemocraticParty #joebiden #FuckJoeBiden #KamalaHarris #HillaryClinton #BarackObama #georgewbush #JillBiden #ChuckSchumer #NancyPelosi #USJusticedepartment #FBI #USAttorneyGeneral #IRS #CIA
#trump 2024#trump#2nd trump assassination attempt#maga#usa#America#God bless America#phil collins#i missed again#deep state#george soros#joe biden#fuck joe biden#kamala harris#democratic party#Barack Obama#Hilary Clinton#jill biden#george w bush#irs#cia#fbi#us attorney general#us justice department#Youtube#Spotify
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#spooky#glow in the dark#fmda#ghost#3d printing#martial arts#2nd amendment#california#martial law#ghost guns#tim walz#elmer fudd#kamala harris#walz#Harris#Fudd#Skeet skeet#Bang bang skeet skeet#Trump#Weird#Maga#politics#police#fuck the police#CIA#FBI#ATF#IRS#GLOW#alphabet soup
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