#chocolate pb and banana

[emi98338]

I’m crouched down over here on the subway platform, and people are looking at me like I’m weird. Like how is this any different than sitting on a bench or the subway stairs like that guy over there?

Just because I happened to drink a massive milkshake, and the three lactaids I took weren’t enough, and now I’m dying inside so I’m trying to minimize the pain making it’s way through my entire body,

I forgot where I was going with this. Dear god please help me. The risk I took was calculated, but DAMN am I bad at math

[morethansalad]

PB&J with Fried Banana Oatmeal (Vegan)

[smackdownhotel]

Today’s yogurt

PB&N triple dip treat

[incorrectbatfam]

Could you please do some headcanons about Batmans cooking disasters over the years?

Age 5: Bruce puts tinfoil in the microwave. Alfred shakes his head and laughs

Age 6: He decorates a cookie so badly another kid cries until they throw up

Age 7: He tries to make a PB&J and the countertop is sticky for a week

Age 8: He tries to make Martha's chicken noodle soup but ends up crying on the kitchen floor surrounded by half-chopped vegetables

Age 9: He tries to impress a houseguest by recreating Thomas's mixology tricks (sans alcohol). There's still a stain on the ceiling to this day

Age 10: He makes green eggs. It's not on purpose. He's never even read the book

Age 11: He makes lava in the school cafeteria

Age 12: He tries to make cheese bread by drilling holes into a baguette and filling it with melted nacho cheese

Age 13: He melts a cutting board in the oven

Age 14: He folds a Pop Tart

Age 15: The chocolate-covered bananas he makes for the school bake sale come out looking very very wrong

Age 16: He's asked to drop a home economics class after mistaking refried beans for pumpkin puree in a pie

Age 17: He boils eggs in the carton

Age 18: He makes his entire freshman dorm evacuate after burning his ramen to ash

Age 19: He sculpts a severed hand out of meatloaf and is sent to the university psychologist

Age 20: He tries to bake a cake but doesn't have a cake pan, so he pours the batter right in the oven

Age 21: He tries Thomas's mixology tricks again, this time with alcohol. One of the tricks is flipping it over his head. He ends up losing part of his vision for 3 days

Age 22: He burns water. Harley Quinn is there. She still holds it over his head

Age 23: He packs his first patrol snack as Batman. It's a chocolate bar wrapped in a tortilla. The chocolate melts onto his gloves and he drops the tortilla down a sewer grate

Age 24: He makes an ice cream cookie sandwich to eat while he and Batgirl work on a case, but he's so engrossed in the work that he doesn't notice it melt until Babs points it out

Age 25: He enters the first annual Justice League cook-off and immediately gets banned from ever entering again

Age 26: He tries to comfort little Dickie Grayson by making fried cornbread from a book of Roma comfort recipes. It turns out about as well as you'd expect when you give Bruce Wayne hot oil. Bruce is genuinely bummed out, but Dick says it's the thought that counts

Age 27: Clark delivers a huge hunk of beef from the farm. Instead of waiting for Alfred to come back, Bruce and Dick try to break it down with a power saw

Age 28: Bruce and Dick's latkes are burned so badly they can play floor hockey with them

Age 29: He makes stuffed mushrooms. Badly. Like imagine the worst way you can fuck up a mushroom. It still won't compare to what Bruce did. And it's for a potluck with the West-Allens that Barry won't let him live down

Age 30: Bruce sees Dick struggling to make ravioli and he's like "Let me show you how it's done" before proceeding to make it infinitely worse

Age 31: Bruce sees a hungry Jason Todd and the first thing he does when they return to the manor is make a double-decker bread sandwich. That's bread with two more slices of bread in between

Age 32: Bruce packs Dick and Jason's lunchboxes when Alfred is out of town. They're supposed to include a salad. Instead, Dick gets a whole head of lettuce and Jason's is just a bottle of ranch

Age 33: He makes hot chocolate after patrol... but forgets the chocolate

Age 34: The Manor is too cold, so Bruce tries to warm it up by making Jason's favorite soup. His hands shake the whole time. Suddenly, he's eight years old again, sitting on the kitchen floor surrounded by scraps reminding him of his failure

Age 35: Jack and Janet Drake are out of the country again, leaving young Timmy by himself. Bruce decides to bring some dinner over. It's baked perfectly, but it's full of things that shouldn't be anywhere near a casserole dish. They end up ordering takeout and watching old detective movies together

Age 36: Steph walks through how to make waffles. Bruce is standing there, watching closely and taking notes. They still come out looking radioactive

Age 37: Cass asks if they can get smoothies. Bruce says he can make them at home. She gives him a warning look but that's not enough to stop him. Cue Bruce forgetting to put the lid on the blender

Age 38: Jason's first night back at home, Bruce tries to make that soup. It shoots out like a geyser and hits the lights. He's panicking until he hears Jason laugh, and then the soup doesn't matter

Age 39: Damian screws up hummus and he desperately tries to hide it so people won't see him as inadequate at something so basic. Instead of getting upset, Bruce assures him it's okay and offers to fix it. (He doesn't fix it, he just makes it worse)

Age 40: Bruce's birthday happens while he's fake-dead and away from home. He grabs a convenience store cupcake and sticks a single candle on it. Then he closes his eyes, pretends his family is around him, and makes a wish. (The candle droops and sets the hotel sheets on fire)

Age 41: Back at the Manor, he attempts to make lemonade on a particularly hot day. Selina offers to help, but Bruce declines, saying, "How hard can it be?" (Spoiler alert: it's not supposed to be full of seeds)

Age 42: Kate shows him a video of Canadians pouring maple syrup into the snow to make candy, so he gets her to boil the syrup so they can do it together. The problem comes when they can't control the pour and end up with a glob the size of Damian

Age 43: As part of a school project, Bruce and Duke try to deduce the Coca-Cola secret formula. Duke's teacher takes a point off because at the beginning he told her he'd taste the results, but there's no way he's doing that now

Age 44: The family gets together to make a full English breakfast Alfred's birthday. Each person takes a part—Dick has eggs, Jason has the grilled tomatoes, Tim has mushrooms, Duke has the bacon, Steph and Cass are tag-teaming the sausages, Damian just has to open a can of beans, and Bruce needs to put bread in the toaster. It goes South immediately when Damian reaches for his katana instead of the can opener

Age 45: Bruce puts tinfoil in the microwave. Alfred shakes his head and laughs

[hooked-on-elvis]

ELVIS' FAVORITE FOODS

One of my favorites (if not the favorite) pieces of info about E's private life.

When I brought Elvis in something that he really loved to eat, he was adorable, sitting up against the pillows, cross-legged in his men’s pajamas. He had this cute little dance he did in bed, where he rocked from side to side, sometimes with his eyes closed, with this beatific smile on his face, almost like Stevie Wonder. That’s how much he loved his favorite foods. It tasted so good to him and made him so supremely content. I can still see him rocking left to right in bliss, enjoying his food. Linda Thompson on her memoir book, "A Little Thing Called Life: On Loving Elvis Presley, Bruce Jenner and Songs In Between".

Some of the treats Linda mentioned Elvis liked were:

A pound of bacon, a six-egg omelet, and five or six pieces of toast.

"When I took the enormous portion up to him on his tray and put it in front of him, as he’d predicted, he didn’t ever eat all of it. So, no, he didn’t eat oversize portions every night. But sometimes he did eat too much, especially in the wake of 'Aloha from Hawaii,' when he was recovering from the deprivation of that 500-calorie-a-day diet."

PB&B (peanut butter and banana) sandwiches:

"If they were not made exactly the way he required, he would not eat them, and he had no hesitation about sending them back. Make it the way I want it,' he would say to whoever had brought up the food."

"Iddytream" (ice cream)

"He loved all of the flavors, but I’d say that vanilla and chocolate were his absolute favorites. Sometimes strawberry. What he really adored were ice cream sandwiches, and especially Eskimo Pies, the ones with the crispy chocolate coating encasing a square of vanilla ice cream. Sometimes he ate a whole box at once, with me bringing the treats to him one at a time."

Honeydew melon

During Elvis Week 2024, Linda said that Elvis requested honeydew melon for dessert, especially when he needed to control his weight gain (which she says, as we can imagine, was often). At night she would bring him his order, one of his favorites according to her, and they would put a towel on the bed, as usual whenever they'd eat in his bedroom. El would sit cross-legged, happily eating his honeydew melon and (occasionally) with each bite he would do that little dance that she told in her book.

As for the food Elvis couldn't stand, Linda said:

"My preferred diet ['Mediterranean diet with a lot of fish and vegetables'] suffered during those years because Elvis would never allow fish to be cooked at Graceland or anywhere we were. He hated the smell of fish."

[awritersbro]

oh that is gross

[tmnt-multiverse-election]

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[am-i-the-asshole-official]

I apologize in advance for how ridiculous sounds, but...

AITA for using food from the mosque in my "pussy smoothie"?

Fuck. I'm so sorry. This happened a few months ago and it's been eating at me.

Background:

I (30nb) volunteer at my local mosque - usually cleaning up litter or handing out food to the homeless, but also lately organizing drives and protests for Palestine. I'm white and non-religious, but I have a few friends at the mosque and I like to get involved in the community. Once we're done making meals, there's usually a tiny bit of food leftover that the imam encourages us to take, because otherwise it will go bad. I usually take the most bruised/undesireable stuff after everyone else has had their pick. I also take the near-empty peanut butter jars - there's maybe 2 spoonfuls left in each if you scrape everything out with a spatula. I use the rest of the PB, and wash and recycle the jars. They would be thrown out if left at the mosque.

I also make something I jokingly referred to once as a "pussy smoothie" and the name has since stuck. I made it after having sex with my partner and my blood sugar dropping too low. It's basically just a mix of nutritious stuff thrown in a blender - frozen squash, banana, peanut butter, etc. The pussy smoothie staple always contains peanut butter, banana, and cocoa powder. I usually make one after sex/masturbating as a sort of aftercare for me.

The issue:

I made one of these after masturbating a few months ago, and I included the last rotted banana from the mosque as well as the remaining peanut butter and a hot chocolate packet.

My partner saw, and questioned why I used the stuff from the mosque. It was all we had. We're broke and food insecure, so it's not uncommon for us to use whatever we can. They said I shouldn't use donated food for it, and instead make other things like a sandwich for work or something, and asked what the imam would think.

I am NOT about to ask anyone at the mosque, especially not the imam, what they think of my post-sexy time smoothies. So I'm asking here.

AITA for using food from the mosque in my pussy smoothie?

What are these acronyms?

[ssahotchnerr]

what kind of snacks do you think aaron eats? like it’s probably different at the office / in the field / at home / working out don’t you think?

omg i completely agree!!!!!! <3 tw food

in the office, more often than not, it's whatever the bullpen's kitchenette has to offer - granola bars, assorted fruits, things like that. but since they're on the bland side, he mainly relies on snacks he brings from home, or he does have a box of microwave popcorn stored in one of his office cupboards. i also like to think - eventually he does have a drawer solely for snacks, for jack and any other kiddos when they visit 🥹

speaking of, at home: more homemade, healthy snacks. he's big on celery and peanut butter - getting a vegetable in, as well as the nutrients peanut butter provides. aaron's totallyyyyyy guilty of picking through jack's snacks too - goldfish crackers, fruit roll ups, fruit snacks. he's not a fan of chips - either too salty or greasy. but they are in the house because jack likes them/they'll go in his lunch every so often. however, aaron loves tortilla chips and guac/salsa 🫶🏻 big fan of hummus and pita too!!!

in the field, uncrustables. they're easy, he stores them in his briefcase, and it's something that can act as either a quick snack or a small lunch. it's good on the go too - for example, if he needs to go interview a witness or to a crime scene, he'll eat one en route in the car. he doesn't mind the strawberry jelly ones, but prefers grape

as for working out - smoothies (pb and banana, strawberry and banana), greek yogurt with granola, protein shakes, lots of water. he'll drink chocolate milk occasionally too 🫶🏻

and before you - aaron considered coffee a snack 😭 but you were quick to veto that - you were like yeah absolutely not you need something on your stomach and coffee does not cut it 😭

[kitsiinabox]

Things got quiet enough for a while I actually got some pre-made Kitsundae done and ready for sale!

Middle bro is on hold! Left and right are still up for sale!

They are $15 each.

These three Kitsundae have chocolate dipped banana tails, with a PB filling and sea salt sprinkled on top.

Each has their own little flourish for their ears, be it a flop, a split, or a simple little "tag".

You will get a watermark free PNG of the Kitsundae upon purchase.

Send me a message if you're interested!

[juicezone]

Juice!!!!! Juice!!!! Here to give you something to do after course work

Tell me about your oc’s tell me what their favorite movie is and tell me what their comfort food is and tell me what stuffed animals they would have or what toys they would have. Tell me all the stuffs and things >:3

I HIT MY GOAL IM ALLOWED TO ANSWER THIS NOW (BITES YOU AFFECTIONATELY)

WARD goes nuts for weather documentaries over a movie or a cartoon, though he's also entirely willing to watch a cartoon episode if it's based around that! When regressed, he really is a one-track mind, even more so than when he's not. When they're on shore leave, he will genuinely sit and watch the weather channel as if he was watching like a sport game.

Comfort food isss more of a snacker but honestly if it's something that Bones actually MAKES not just from the replicator, he'll go crazy for that most of the time because Bones makes really good comfort food I think. Probably would like garlic bread with meatballs no pasta!!

and OFC Ward has Gale! she out ranks him and was kina like his CG before Bones and now she's his buddy and. "babysitter" if bones is busy!

he's not super interested in other stuffed animals, but he DOES have a teddy bear that has a raincoat, hat, and boots! Ward does have some of those weather measuring kits and a "weather rock" Kirk got as a joke

COOPER has a hard time picking favourites, but if he's put in charge of the movie or cartoon, he'll probably pick something with an animal focus! Think Fox and The Hound or Dalmation-type animal movies over like Robin Hood (disney's one) or Zootopia, where they're more people than animal. Cartoon-wise, he likes to hear the intro song a bunch of times (only partially bc it drives Ward NUTS)

Comfort food I think would be chocolate chips pancakes. with peanut butter and bananas, made like a sandwich (the PB + banana inside, the pancake like the bread) cut into bite-sized bits to dip in syrup. but he thinks its a lot of work so if asked, he usually just says something about Banana Milk (i think cooper would like most of like. sweet milks. they have a sweet tooth)

Cooper has some toys, he likes hands on ones, soft blocks, those ones where you roll the beads along a wire, ect! he doesn't have a Plushie or Blankie even tho he does REALLY want one but like he wants to be GIVEN it but he won't ask for it PUPPY-Coop has chewies!! he loves them he has dino ones and green ones and chomp chomp

RORY will take any movie because 10 minutes in, he WILL be asleep. it almost never fails. if it's a farm movie, however, he will probably stay awake a bit longer, but then he wants to go cuddle his farm animals

he likes a fresh baked loaf of bread for snacking on! with butter or peanutbutter or jam because then it gets all melty on the fresh hot bread! He also likes fruit salad a lot but No Grapes because grapes in fruit salad are almost always mushy,,,, ick

he has a purple sheep he loves to snuggle with AND an old blue shark that Capri bought him ages ago, and he loves to just lay on the couch or a bed or the steps and just sit and hug them

[smackdownhotel]

Today’s yogurt

PB&N double coconut 🥥 blueberry 🫐 crunch

[fullcravings]

Healthy Chocolate PB Banana Smoothie

[healthyskillz]

B - banana chocolate pb oat smoothie

L - bread w leftover mashed (sweet) potato & Brussels sprouts, apple, nuts & a delicious Medjoul date

D - steamed kale w rice & sweet Korean lentils, 10g dark chocolate

Also had 2 coffees w milk (1 soy, 1 reg @ work)

Exercise: walked to work 30 min

[applesauce-and-applejacks]

🩷💕💞 Little Snacks I Love! 💞💕🩷

Apple slices with cinnamon! Especially if your slices have lil bunny ears! 🐇

Bananas n Nutella! It's such a nummy combo and an easy snack for anywhere!

Ants on a log - cut up and dethread some celery (or have a big person in your life help you!), spread some peanut butter, and put either chocolate chips or raisins in! And look - those raisins/chocolate chips are marching up the log so well :0

Everyone always says chicken nuggies, but SPECFICALLY Dino ones!! Make up names for each of them and have them with a side of mac n cheese. Speaking of...

Annie's Mac n Cheese! A classic - true and true.

Lil sandwiches lil PB&Js, but if I'm REALLLLY small I want them in fun shapes! I habe Dino cookie cutters and love making lil T-rexes and more 🦖

Homemade or store bought yogurt Popsicles. I love love love juice ones but the creamy ones make me feel so small!

Strawberries!! Especially in lil heart shapes! 🍓❤️🍓

Cereal - big me loves the Puffins brand, but lil me still adores Kix. And specially....

Cheerios with bananas. 👏Comfort👏 food 👏 always 👏

Anything with sprinkles, I used to have dinosaur ones! I should find those again....

I'll reblog and add more to this later but here's a start!!

[lightweight-cigarettes]

My favorite meal lately!

White cheddar rice cakes with tuna

And chocolate rice cakes with banana, pb powder, cinnamon, and sf chocolate sauce!

(411 cals total, kinda high but I’ve been eating my first meal around 2:30ish these days)