#chocolate pb and banana

[emi98338]

I’m crouched down over here on the subway platform, and people are looking at me like I’m weird. Like how is this any different than sitting on a bench or the subway stairs like that guy over there?

Just because I happened to drink a massive milkshake, and the three lactaids I took weren’t enough, and now I’m dying inside so I’m trying to minimize the pain making it’s way through my entire body,

I forgot where I was going with this. Dear god please help me. The risk I took was calculated, but DAMN am I bad at math

[morethansalad]

PB&J with Fried Banana Oatmeal (Vegan)

[smackdownhotel]

Today’s yogurt

PB&N triple dip treat

[tmnt-multiverse-election]

Nominees that didn't quite make it

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[hooked-on-elvis]

ELVIS' FAVORITE FOODS

One of my favorites (if not the favorite) pieces of info about E's private life.

When I brought Elvis in something that he really loved to eat, he was adorable, sitting up against the pillows, cross-legged in his men’s pajamas. He had this cute little dance he did in bed, where he rocked from side to side, sometimes with his eyes closed, with this beatific smile on his face, almost like Stevie Wonder. That’s how much he loved his favorite foods. It tasted so good to him and made him so supremely content. I can still see him rocking left to right in bliss, enjoying his food. Linda Thompson on her memoir book, "A Little Thing Called Life: On Loving Elvis Presley, Bruce Jenner and Songs In Between".

Some of the treats Linda mentioned Elvis liked were:

A pound of bacon, a six-egg omelet, and five or six pieces of toast.

"When I took the enormous portion up to him on his tray and put it in front of him, as he’d predicted, he didn’t ever eat all of it. So, no, he didn’t eat oversize portions every night. But sometimes he did eat too much, especially in the wake of 'Aloha from Hawaii,' when he was recovering from the deprivation of that 500-calorie-a-day diet."

PB&B (peanut butter and banana) sandwiches:

"If they were not made exactly the way he required, he would not eat them, and he had no hesitation about sending them back. Make it the way I want it,' he would say to whoever had brought up the food."

"Iddytream" (ice cream)

"He loved all of the flavors, but I’d say that vanilla and chocolate were his absolute favorites. Sometimes strawberry. What he really adored were ice cream sandwiches, and especially Eskimo Pies, the ones with the crispy chocolate coating encasing a square of vanilla ice cream. Sometimes he ate a whole box at once, with me bringing the treats to him one at a time."

Honeydew melon

During Elvis Week 2024, Linda said that Elvis requested honeydew melon for dessert, especially when he needed to control his weight gain (which she says, as we can imagine, was often). At night she would bring him his order, one of his favorites according to her, and they would put a towel on the bed, as usual whenever they'd eat in his bedroom. El would sit cross-legged, happily eating his honeydew melon and (occasionally) with each bite he would do that little dance that she told in her book.

As for the food Elvis couldn't stand, Linda said:

"My preferred diet ['Mediterranean diet with a lot of fish and vegetables'] suffered during those years because Elvis would never allow fish to be cooked at Graceland or anywhere we were. He hated the smell of fish."

[awritersbro]

oh that is gross

[offtorivendell]

Banana, oat n' nut cookies

Given the absolute gorgeousness of the other contributions to @elainarcheronweek's cookie exchange, I feel a bit ashamed sharing this recipe. I've been putting it off for a couple of weeks, 'cause let's face it: they are neither pretty nor decadent, nor do they require much skill.

Please remember that these cookies are intended for little palates who are not used to a lot of sugar; I usually make them without the chocolate chips, so they're more appropriate for a regular snack/energy bomb for kids who love to run themselves ragged. But 'tis the season, so the chocolate chips went in this time.

I think Elain would agree.

Nyx certainly would!

I like that these contain the veggie form of omega 3 in the chia seeds and LSA, and you can swap out the nut butter you're using to maintain regular allergen exposure to different nuts. They are also vegan, which means your kitchen pixie is unlikely to give themself salmonella when they shove their hands in the bowl to "help" and taste. Side note: if you have any tips to get a toddler to actually roll the dough into a ball instead of straight up eating it I'm all ears!

If you are my irl friend, and you happened across this post and think it looks just like the recipe I shared with you for your kid... no it doesn't. You didn't see anything here. What is a fandom anyway? I wouldn't know.

But I digress! I think this would be the perfect recipe for Elain to make with Nyx, as it's both super easy and forgiving, and - so far - the kids all love them.

Banana, Oat 'n Nut Cookies

Makes approx. 20 without the choc chips, a few more with them.

Ingredients

3x overripe bananas, mashed

½ cup pitted dates, minced OR 2 tsp sugar

1 pinch salt (optional)

2 heaped dessert spoons of nut butter (PB, almond, a mix like ABC etc)

1 tsp vanilla extract

½ tsp ground cinnamon

¼ cup chia seeds

½ cup rolled oats

½ cup desiccated coconut

½ cup LSA (linseed, sunflower, almond meal mix)

100g chocolate chips (optional - I used vegan, you can use whatever you prefer, or not at all)

Plain/all purpose flour as required (at least 1 cup)

Method

Preheat your oven to 180°C/350°F, I like fan forced.

Mash the bananas and mince the dates if using them; add both together (or the sugar instead) and stir in the salt, nut butter, vanilla and cinnamon.

Add chia seeds, LSA, oats and desiccated coconut, then let the mix sit for 15 mins to absorb some moisture.

Gradually add in plain flour as required, mixing until you can form firm but tacky balls. Flatten them a little on the lined baking tray if you prefer the shape.

Bake at 180C/350F for 10-12 mins, until cookies are lightly golden brown but still soft-ish to touch.

Enjoy! Or let cool and then freeze, they defrost quite quickly at room temp and don't turn awful in the process.

I am not a food blogger, so please excuse my very sad attempt at food photography. 🫣

🎁🎄🎅🏻 Happy Christmas! 🎅🏻🎄🎁

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

I apologize in advance for how ridiculous sounds, but...

AITA for using food from the mosque in my "pussy smoothie"?

Fuck. I'm so sorry. This happened a few months ago and it's been eating at me.

Background:

I (30nb) volunteer at my local mosque - usually cleaning up litter or handing out food to the homeless, but also lately organizing drives and protests for Palestine. I'm white and non-religious, but I have a few friends at the mosque and I like to get involved in the community. Once we're done making meals, there's usually a tiny bit of food leftover that the imam encourages us to take, because otherwise it will go bad. I usually take the most bruised/undesireable stuff after everyone else has had their pick. I also take the near-empty peanut butter jars - there's maybe 2 spoonfuls left in each if you scrape everything out with a spatula. I use the rest of the PB, and wash and recycle the jars. They would be thrown out if left at the mosque.

I also make something I jokingly referred to once as a "pussy smoothie" and the name has since stuck. I made it after having sex with my partner and my blood sugar dropping too low. It's basically just a mix of nutritious stuff thrown in a blender - frozen squash, banana, peanut butter, etc. The pussy smoothie staple always contains peanut butter, banana, and cocoa powder. I usually make one after sex/masturbating as a sort of aftercare for me.

The issue:

I made one of these after masturbating a few months ago, and I included the last rotted banana from the mosque as well as the remaining peanut butter and a hot chocolate packet.

My partner saw, and questioned why I used the stuff from the mosque. It was all we had. We're broke and food insecure, so it's not uncommon for us to use whatever we can. They said I shouldn't use donated food for it, and instead make other things like a sandwich for work or something, and asked what the imam would think.

I am NOT about to ask anyone at the mosque, especially not the imam, what they think of my post-sexy time smoothies. So I'm asking here.

AITA for using food from the mosque in my pussy smoothie?

What are these acronyms?

[cokezero-bug]

Low calorie pancake recipe :D

Egg whites ,3 small - 51 calories

All purpose flour, 3 tablespoons - 82 calories

Cocoa powder, 1-2 teaspoons- 10,20 calories

Baking powder, 1/2 teaspoon - 1 calorie

Vanilla essence, 1-2 teaspoon -0 calories

0% fat greek yogurt, 100g - 48 calories

0 cal spray oil, - 15, 35 calories

Cinnamon, 2 teaspoons - 13 calories

Water or almond milk, 1/3 cup- 0,15 calories

Toppings lol.. (optional) blueberries, strawberry’s, apples, cinnamon, powdered sugar, sugar free flavoured syrup’s, bananas, yogurt with stevia, honey mixed with cacao powder, butter, brown sugar, whipped cream, jam, pb, applesauce, sugar free chocolate sauce, low cal ice cream, low fat cool whip, marshmallow fluff, cottage cheese, lemon curd with stevia, berry sauce, crushed cookies, curd, sugar free chocolate chips..etc (ps ice cream tho total game changer)

Total calories are around 220 - 252 ( excluding the toppings ofc )

[frogmucus]

idk how much this has been talked about already but i don’t understand why the banana guards are part of the candy kingdom in adventure time.

are bananas considered candy in Ooo? or like are they just considered candy because they have chocolate on them? but that doesnt make sense because putting chocolate on a banana doesnt make that a candy banana, its just a banana with candy on it.

this came to me when watching the episode with the Grumbo, i don’t understand how you get a banana from candy tech. would that make all berries a kind of candy? does that extend to PB’s elemental powers? is Banana Man a candy person or are the banana people an entirely different species?

[do-u-know-this-autisticcharacter]

Do You Know This (non-canon) Autistic Character?

Propaganda:

She's got a bit of a flat affect, (though a lot of that is she's mourning, and only just met you).

She's got a bit of a flat affect, (though a lot of that is she's mourning, and only just met you).

She's got very strong habits: she only eats mac and cheese, PB&J sandwiches, and chocolate-banana icecream.

She wears the same outfit every day, this isn't just a VN thing because all the other characters change their clothes.

She won't let her house cleaner tidy up because then things aren't where they were.

IDK I'm not going to pull up a list of diagnostic criteria or anything, but I, and a lot of other autistic people, just get kind of autistic vibes from her?

[ssahotchnerr]

what kind of snacks do you think aaron eats? like it’s probably different at the office / in the field / at home / working out don’t you think?

omg i completely agree!!!!!! <3 tw food

in the office, more often than not, it's whatever the bullpen's kitchenette has to offer - granola bars, assorted fruits, things like that. but since they're on the bland side, he mainly relies on snacks he brings from home, or he does have a box of microwave popcorn stored in one of his office cupboards. i also like to think - eventually he does have a drawer solely for snacks, for jack and any other kiddos when they visit 🥹

speaking of, at home: more homemade, healthy snacks. he's big on celery and peanut butter - getting a vegetable in, as well as the nutrients peanut butter provides. aaron's totallyyyyyy guilty of picking through jack's snacks too - goldfish crackers, fruit roll ups, fruit snacks. he's not a fan of chips - either too salty or greasy. but they are in the house because jack likes them/they'll go in his lunch every so often. however, aaron loves tortilla chips and guac/salsa 🫶🏻 big fan of hummus and pita too!!!

in the field, uncrustables. they're easy, he stores them in his briefcase, and it's something that can act as either a quick snack or a small lunch. it's good on the go too - for example, if he needs to go interview a witness or to a crime scene, he'll eat one en route in the car. he doesn't mind the strawberry jelly ones, but prefers grape

as for working out - smoothies (pb and banana, strawberry and banana), greek yogurt with granola, protein shakes, lots of water. he'll drink chocolate milk occasionally too 🫶🏻

and before you - aaron considered coffee a snack 😭 but you were quick to veto that - you were like yeah absolutely not you need something on your stomach and coffee does not cut it 😭

[smackdownhotel]

Today’s yogurt

PB&N double coconut 🥥 blueberry 🫐 crunch

[juicezone]

Juice!!!!! Juice!!!! Here to give you something to do after course work

Tell me about your oc’s tell me what their favorite movie is and tell me what their comfort food is and tell me what stuffed animals they would have or what toys they would have. Tell me all the stuffs and things >:3

I HIT MY GOAL IM ALLOWED TO ANSWER THIS NOW (BITES YOU AFFECTIONATELY)

WARD goes nuts for weather documentaries over a movie or a cartoon, though he's also entirely willing to watch a cartoon episode if it's based around that! When regressed, he really is a one-track mind, even more so than when he's not. When they're on shore leave, he will genuinely sit and watch the weather channel as if he was watching like a sport game.

Comfort food isss more of a snacker but honestly if it's something that Bones actually MAKES not just from the replicator, he'll go crazy for that most of the time because Bones makes really good comfort food I think. Probably would like garlic bread with meatballs no pasta!!

and OFC Ward has Gale! she out ranks him and was kina like his CG before Bones and now she's his buddy and. "babysitter" if bones is busy!

he's not super interested in other stuffed animals, but he DOES have a teddy bear that has a raincoat, hat, and boots! Ward does have some of those weather measuring kits and a "weather rock" Kirk got as a joke

COOPER has a hard time picking favourites, but if he's put in charge of the movie or cartoon, he'll probably pick something with an animal focus! Think Fox and The Hound or Dalmation-type animal movies over like Robin Hood (disney's one) or Zootopia, where they're more people than animal. Cartoon-wise, he likes to hear the intro song a bunch of times (only partially bc it drives Ward NUTS)

Comfort food I think would be chocolate chips pancakes. with peanut butter and bananas, made like a sandwich (the PB + banana inside, the pancake like the bread) cut into bite-sized bits to dip in syrup. but he thinks its a lot of work so if asked, he usually just says something about Banana Milk (i think cooper would like most of like. sweet milks. they have a sweet tooth)

Cooper has some toys, he likes hands on ones, soft blocks, those ones where you roll the beads along a wire, ect! he doesn't have a Plushie or Blankie even tho he does REALLY want one but like he wants to be GIVEN it but he won't ask for it PUPPY-Coop has chewies!! he loves them he has dino ones and green ones and chomp chomp

RORY will take any movie because 10 minutes in, he WILL be asleep. it almost never fails. if it's a farm movie, however, he will probably stay awake a bit longer, but then he wants to go cuddle his farm animals

he likes a fresh baked loaf of bread for snacking on! with butter or peanutbutter or jam because then it gets all melty on the fresh hot bread! He also likes fruit salad a lot but No Grapes because grapes in fruit salad are almost always mushy,,,, ick

he has a purple sheep he loves to snuggle with AND an old blue shark that Capri bought him ages ago, and he loves to just lay on the couch or a bed or the steps and just sit and hug them

[fullcravings]

Healthy Chocolate PB Banana Smoothie

[healthyskillz]

B - banana chocolate pb oat smoothie

L - bread w leftover mashed (sweet) potato & Brussels sprouts, apple, nuts & a delicious Medjoul date

D - steamed kale w rice & sweet Korean lentils, 10g dark chocolate

Also had 2 coffees w milk (1 soy, 1 reg @ work)

Exercise: walked to work 30 min