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[hierophant-meme]

No Nut November challenge failed ☹️

[spoofyscookbook]

personally I don't add walnuts, but sometimes I add a scoop of peanut butter :)

[cowgirls-blues]

So the Pilot Program's motives are teamwork (Jammer), network (K), community (Sam) and belonging (Evan). Something something the strongest magic is the links we forge with people (as seen in the first season and it's true more than ever now that the world is changing again, and they/people are more isolated). Hell yeah.

[tequiilasunriise]

I am so in love with this volume because I am so in love with the way Blake Belladonna is finally allowing herself to love Yang, you feel me?

Blake has always had this love fer Yang, we all watched their slowburn unfold over several volumes, but she kept this love close to her heart and only let that affection slip through cracks of her walls and/or during dire life or death situations. The simple, domestic, everyday ways to express love? Holding hands just because and softer words spoken freely and casually? Blake couldn’t do it because she was still afraid.

Afraid to hurt Yang and scare her away with her affections, because she had hurt Yang so much already and couldn’t bear to risk burdening her even more. She had left, she had abandoned the one person who she trusted most, and she had to prove she was staying for good this time. They still had to repair their friendship first and foremost.

Afraid to be the one hurting for exposing herself, because love had burned her once so throughly before. She trusts Yang with her life, but that haunting nightmare that is Adam makes it hard fer her to trust the brightest thing in her life with her heart. Blake had to overcome the bullish knife hanging over her head before she could be in another relationship.

And then when these issues were slowly getting resolved, Blake still held back. Sure, there were more tender moments between them, but they were more brief and far between. Blake was still holding back because this slowburn slowdance was all she knew when it came to Yang. They had to focus on the threat of Salem, of Atlas falling, of all that. It was better to play it safe, now was still not the right time.

But then? But then Blake watched Yang die, and suddenly all those cautious moments of ‘playing it safe’ racked up to an indescribable amount of missed opportunities and regret. Suddenly waiting all this time for the ‘right’ time didnt matter at all anymore because Blake completely ran out of any time.

Blake isn’t going to hold back anymore, she’s finally comfortable enough to be who she always was deep down under those trauma walls, this openly affectionate silly goofy little book nerd who just wants to make her beloved smile, and she’s going to absolutely s h o w e r Yang with flirty tones and dumb jokes and longing touches and be such a dorky romantic because she doesn’t want to waste anymore time. As Weiss spoke fer all of us, it’s, “About time”. The ‘right’ time is right the fuck now screw that ‘not concerned with sands of time’ bullshit she wants to kiss this stupid pretty face and she WILL let Yang know. I think about Blake this volume and I’m just SO PROUD OF HER. Nothing like a little taste of death to push a slowburn along, huh? Seriously though, witnessing Blake’s arc come full circle to open up and be the person she once was before Adam crushed her into taking up as little space as possible, before she deemed herself as nothing but a coward and a fool, seeing her laugh and smile openly and shoot every damn shot she can- it’s so, so damn good.

Anyways, I am also in love with Yang Xiao Long having no idea how to handle Blake being incredibly openly in love with her. 10/10 watching experience, truly.

[saintundying]

armand and lestat reuniting in s3 but now armand understands the veil of silence that lestat suffered from in paris. there's a void where daniel once stood and only lestat can understand that.

[heikeee]

no but i need to scream into the void or i'll go mad. listen. kikyo wasn't a bitch. i don't think the way she was written did her any justice; it just makes her easy to hate. and don't get me wrong, this isn't about her relationship with inuyasha or kagome at all, i just want to talk about her as a character because she is one of the most complex of them and she needs to be looked at with more empathy.

i've said it before and i'll say it again: her whole thing is that she is tragedy personified. think about it. everything, and i mean every single thing that could have gone wrong in her life, HAS gone wrong. she had a difficult upbringing, having to raise her little sister and having to shoulder the burden of being the sole purifier of the shikon jewel (which constantly put her and her village under threat). she was never dealt an easy hand to begin with. then, she finds solace in love, tries her best to think of a way of unraveling herself from her duties to live a free life, while still caring for others selflessly: she took in onigumo, and he betrayed her. by pretending to be inuyasha, he had her think that her lover had betrayed her as well, and succumbed to wounds inflicted by him (or so she thought), while sealing him to the goshinboku.

the last wish she spoke of was to take the shikon jewel to the beyond with herself. later, kagome finds a way to actually destroy the jewel, which was what kikyo had intended to do but couldn't. in her heart, her last wish was to see inuyasha again. the jewel corrupts this wish and grants it in the most fucked up way possible.

her remains are robbed from her grave and she is brought back to life with NO agency on the matter, by someone who wanted only to exploit her powers. now, untethered from from her past duties, she is finally free to experience emotion. and that includes bad emotions. so anger, resentment, jealousy, contempt, loneliness, selfishness (and that's part of being human). every unfulfilled wish, the unfairness of it all. she spends the rest of the series navigating this undead existence, the duality of not belonging anywhere, constantly torn between doing what is right and what needs to be done to reach her goal, having no choice but to consume souls of recently departed girls to have the energy to fight her only fight (destroying naraku), all the while helping villagers and kids, and even the inugang, despite not wanting to align with their agenda at first. she contemplates sacrificing kohaku, yes, but ultimately her redemption is that she chose to save him instead of purifying the jewel in the end. she showed that she trusted the inugang to finish what she couldn't, and chose to spare another life, if possible (she says so herself in ch441)

it is very difficult to relate to someone that doesn't give access to her vulnerable side very often. her and sango are the two characters who had it the hardest and were forced to make the most difficult decisions out of everyone. but we love sango, even when she chose to sacrifice rin, even when she contemplated killing kohaku then herself, because we know where sango's heart lies and how torn she is about all of it. kikyo, on the other hand, is stoic and hardened by her life (and also post-life), but ultimately her biggest trait was kindness. we don't get to see her cry and be like woe is me about it, something that could've made us more empathetic towards her like we are with sango.

my point is kikyo deserves to be looked at through kinder eyes. she is a complex character, and she requires a bit more analysis and compassion to actually see who she really is. my tragic girl

[snackugaki]

soft apocalypse 5 ...the beach episode

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soft apocalypse 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

soft apocalypse extras 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 

[mygreenknittedsweater]

[zhouxiangs]

21.03.2024

[satorisoup]

it’s 1am and i’m in absolute SHAMBLES over this one edit i saw of bokuto & kita with one of my favorite audios ANDDD my favorite bokuto clip… somebody contain me i fear i’ve been screaming with tears in my eyes because it’s so precious to me… this edit will forever be engraved into my mind i fear T^T

the taggies are where things get out of hand methinks… </3

[squareshapedboop]

It’s got me again, lads.

[darkherolovercroissant]

Take What You Want

Library

Simon Ghost Riley x Fem Reader

Warnings:Smut, Christmas time, bondage, knife play, breeding kink if you squint. Hope No one has a nut allergy cause there’s nuts in this story. We became Ghost’s Hoe Hoe Hoe in this one.

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Snow had fallen and the squad was divided up and doing their own thing. Soap and Gaz were playing some board game while Price sat watching the television and smoked a cigar. Alex was with Farah and Laswell in the kitchen making tea for everyone.

You however, never really had an easy childhood, so you took pride in making your very first snowman. The Christmas lights that illuminated the outside, had captured your hardworking figure in red, yellow and green with some blue. Unbeknownst to you, someone had you in their crosshairs and waiting to take the perfect shot.

Turning around to pick up some sticks, Ghost threw his perfect snowball and hit you in the chest. The force from the throw, pushed you on you ass, all you heard was Ghost laughing as he bent down to make more snowballs.

Inside Gaz was watching what was happening along with Soap and Alex.

“My money is on Bishop.” Alex says

“Nah, Lt will win for sure.” Soap replied

“You can stop sucking his dick now, Soap” Gaz huffs

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Running and tumbling into a ditch, you heard Ghosts heavy footsteps crunching in the snow. You crawling into the bushes, you bought yourself some time to catch your breath as you saw Ghost hunting you down in the bushes.

Grabbing some snow, you packed it into a ball and whipped him in the back of the head with it before taking off running again. Ghost just chuckled before taking off after you. His strides were bigger and faster, so he caught up quick to you. Hearing you scream as he was right behind you stirred something inside him. He now was feral and wanted more than the last snowball throw.

Tackling you into the snow, he flipped you over and held you down before dropping the snowball on your face.

“I won” his deep voice was heard in the quiet of the night.

“Seems that way” you chuckle

He picks you up and tossed you over his shoulder before carrying you into the base. Gaz and Soap smirking as he walked right by them and towards his room.

“Moment of silence for Bishops crotch. She was so young” Soap snickered

You just flip him off as Ghost entered his room. Setting you down, your winter clothes were removed quickly and your everyday clothes were next to join the pile. Grabbing something from his desk, he walked back over to you.

“Im going to have a lot of fun with you, darling” his deep voice chuckles

“Take what you want, sir.” You purr

Pushing you to the floor, it didn’t take long before his massive form completely covered yours. Your hands being tied above your head, looking up, you saw he had tied them with Christmas lights. Trailing the lights down your arms, he wrapped a section around your chest and downwards to your toes. Your body now completely tied up with these lights, he smirked as you were at his disposal. You could still move, but only if he allowed it.

“You’re real fucking funny.” You glare as he picks you up

“Getting into the festive mood is all” he replied with a hint of amusement in his voice.

“Yeah we’ll call me a present, cause I’d like to be unwrapped now.” You chuckle

“Oh don’t worry, darling. I’ll unwrap you real good” his voice drops as he finished his sentence.

The room got real dark, but soon illuminated as he hit the button. White lights illuminated and you felt the warmth from them as he removed his clothes. Soon he was more bare than you.

“Im going to enjoy myself, darling.”

His lips attack your neck as his hands travel to your hips before a hand slips between your legs. The urge to grab his hair was strong, but the lights were tighter. His chuckle echoed the room as he saw you fight against his skills.

“Fight them and I’ll make them tighter.” He growled

You whimper as he smirks before shifting his attention to your core.

“Let’s see how many you can give me.”

His lips attach to your clit and once again, you try to move, but unable to as his skillful ties. His mouth completely tears your clit apart and your arching your back as his tongue licks you good. He inserts a finger into your pussy and starts thrusting it as he continues to abuse your clit.

“Ghost. I swear to g-”

Your voice leaves you temporarily as he starts sucking and your core starts to tighten up and your hips are moving with his actions. Ghost smirks at you as you shiver and watched as your pussy clenched around his fingers and smirked as you came. You’re body shivering from the high as Ghost smirks.

“That’s one, let’s see how high I can count.” He purrs

He brings your legs up as he crawls onto the bed. You see from the illumination that this man clearly was packing more than you expected.

“Ready my love?” He chuckled

Your attention was on the size of his cock. Nodding, he slings both of your legs over his shoulder and lines the tip of his cock with your entrance. Sliding in, to say you were being split in half was an understatement. You could feel your pussy stretching to take every inch of him.

“God you’re so tight. I gotta fix that” he groans as he pushed all the way in. He pulls his hips back slowly until the tip is barely in and slams his hips back into yours.

Your pore pussy had no time to really adjust as he slams into you over and over again. Your body moved with his and he enjoyed watching you throw your head back while the rest of you was tied by Christmas lights. Your stomach was perfectly illuminated for him. With the lights, he was able to see him moving inside you and groaned at the sight. Before moving a hand to your lower tummy and feeling him deep in you, causing him to groan and fantasize about something else.

How good it would be to release inside you and give you a baby. His one arm tightened his grip around your legs as his cock continued to pound into you.

You had tears streaming down your cheeks as he drilled into you harder. You were already overstimulated, but when his hand rubbed your clit, you were a goner. Clenching around him, you came for the second time that night. He thrusted deep in you and came without much of a warning.

Your body at this point was so overstimulated , but he was feral and only craved more. So he picked you up and placed you back on your chest as he positioned himself back at your entrance.

“That’s two. Give me number 3” he groans as he slides back in. You were shaking like Bambi on ice as he slides his somehow still hard cock back into your dripping core. He put one of his hands in your hair and lightly pulled you back up to his chest.

“I can’t. I can’t do. I can’t do it” you pant

“You told me to take what I want, I’m taking what I want. Not my fault, my little girl couldn’t handle it.” He grunts as his hips are slamming up against yours. It takes no time for your already sensitive core to just release as you start seeing stars.

He follows right behind you and smirks as you try and inch your way away from him.

“Too much darling?” He snickers

“Too much.” You confirm

“Now I’m going to unwrap you” he says pulling a knife out of nowhere.

[spoofyscookbook]

A quick, easy Zucchini bread recipe!

Reminder to not drain the shredded zucchini! Walnuts are optional, and this makes two loaves of bread :)

[mashmouths]

do food allergies typically get worse without regular exposure bc i don't think my throat used to swell up

[casiia]

i’m going to write sub!keegan where reader walks in on him jacking off. (ENEMIES TO LUVRS.)

[unterwaesche]

So someone who knows about this sort of thing, I could use some guidance. I bought some keto bread the other day, and noticed that it used allulose, which I've read suppresses the body's glycemic response. I also use a food tracker for calories and carbs (I don't actually do keto, but I stay under 100g). So since I've been eating this bread this week, I've noticed that my net carbs are way lower than they should be. Like, I'll have four slices of this bread and my net carbs will be 35 grams lower than my total (today my total is 82.7, it says my net is 47.7, but when I add everything it would be 80).

So, that being said, it's Lewis, and trying to research this on my own didn't turn anything up about that but I did find out some pretty horrifying things about Lewis, so now I'm thinking maybe I'll just figure out how to make my own damn bread using allulose (I also don't want to spend $5 on a loaf).

But at the same time...is that even how this whole thing works? Can I trust those numbers? I'd be stoked to be able to eat the same thing my family eats at dinner, but it feels like a risky play.