#child kai headcanons

[dracocheesecake]

Random Kai Headcanon:

When he was a kid (around 10-13) he had a crush on a young Nepalese yak around his age named Satya. Satya came from a nomadic herd that, like the herd Khaltmaa came from, was traveling to do trade and escape the constant infighting of the warring states era, some conflicts of which had spread even to Nepal.

Young Kai thought Satya was a girl at first- but even after he found out otherwise he still liked him and treated him the same; which meant, of course, bullying him and teasing and taunting him until Satya would somehow get the hint that Kai actually liked him (this obviously didn't work, and Satya hated his guts and dreaded visiting that village). Satya didn't understand chinese, but he did know mongolian, and that's how he and Kai spoke to each other.

When Kai was about 16 though, Satya's herd stopped coming by his village. He always wondered, idly from time-to-time, what happened to him.

[the-massive-simp]

nsfw - mdni

♡thinking about needy men, coming home late and finding you already asleep in your shared bed

♡thinking about needy men who try to ignore their needs and go to sleep without disturbing you, but it's so damn hard when their cock is straining against their pants and you and your sweet pussy are literally inches away and you've told him multiple times that it was fine if he did something while you were asleep

♡thinking about needy men succumbing and start to almost unconsciously grinding on your plump ass, trying to find some relieve

♡thinking about needy men mumbling they're sorry when they accidentally wake you up from your sweet dreams

I'm so sorry love- ah~ I couldn't help myself ngh-

♡thinking about needy men reaching for your chest to play with your nipples while their cock rubs between your thighs

♡thinking about needy men who pull your panties to the side and slip inside of you, shushing you and kissing your neck to distract you from the slight burn, but you're so wet you almost don't feel it

♡thinking about needy men almost coming on the spot, lasting only a few thrust before spilling their seed deep inside of you, but they keep going because they're so horny

♡thinking about needy men who fuck you for what seems like hours, babbling almost incoherent words and pleas

"you feel -ah- so good love- ngh"

"just one more please- oh please"

"wanna fill you up so bad- so so bad"

"gonna cum- ah- gonna cum gonna cum gonn- ngh i'm coming love- fuck"

♡thinking about needy men filling you up with their cum so many times that at one point it just keep dripping out of you

♡thinking about needy men who only stop when they're almost falling asleep on the point, not even caring about pulling out and just holding you in their arms while they drift off

[lee-treehouse]

Azula always lies

[kayrockerqog]

Shane Stardew Valley 🐔

(Gladly!)

Shane Headcanons (Stardew Valley)

I personally refuse to believe he and Emily aren't at least a little friendly with each other, considering how often Shane is at the saloon. They seem like the type of friends that don't seem super close but who actually know each other really well just because of their frequent proximity-- like I imagine this to be the case with nearly everyone in Pelican Town and Emily, but in Shane case, it's really sweet. She would be happy to see him happy, I think.

Shane has names for all of the chickens at the ranch, naturally, just look at Charlie, but I think he's the type to have a naming system similar to that of a kindergarten class. Like every single chicken is given a "John Smith" type average Joe name, both because they're easy to remember, and that he just likes the names.

He hits like the type of person to collect the pop tabs after finishing a beer, whether he realizes or not, and by the time he's sobered up, he has SO MANY POP TABS, like at least a few jars full.

Additionally, I imagine he learns how to make pop tab jewellery with Jas, and they have matching friendship bracelets.

Going off his Joja commercial cutscene, there is no way that man doesn't have an inner catalogue of product jingles and slogans burned into his brain. He knows ALL of them. At one point during him and the Farmer's friendship, he ends up mumbling the State Farm catchphrase to himself, but its "like a good neighbor, the farmer is there" and the Farmer just ❕❔

He has the heat resistance of a lava golem, given he loves spicy foods and vegetables, and he's given the younger bachelors/bachelorettes psychic damage by eating ghost peppers and the like without breaking a sweat. Sebastian is still traumatized. (/lh)

Shane does not understand modern lingo. He overheard Sam talking about hitting the gritty and he felt himself age several decades on the spot.

He's a shockingly fast runner, but only when he's motivated. And typically, that motivation is his temper. Piss him off, and you'd BETTER hope you have a good hiding spot, because you are NOT outrunning that man in a rage.

[legendsoffandoms]

I have more aus, I’m talk about two today.

(I’m feeding yall and myself)

So the first au I wanna talk about is this villain au I have. I like calling him Child in this au.

So basically Lloyd life was pretty much the same up until he got kicked out of Darkleys. He took living on the streets a lot more serious than what’s shown in the show. He didn’t taunt his title like cannon Lloyd. He stole what he needed when he needed, and was trying to lay low as to avoid being caught and put into any kind of foster care or orphanage. So he never pulled his stunt in the village that led to basically very villain. He never met the ninja until way later.

He gained the name Child because he was still really childish, and he was good at what he did. He stole and never got caught. He had a really childish but also dark laugh. He was fast and swift, and became a bit of a legend amongst normal very day criminals. He wasn’t a big bad, and he had no intention of stealing really guarded stuff like money from a bank. He wasn’t a low level thief, but he wasn’t going to risk shit.

And basically Wu asks the ninja to bring Lloyd home, as he thinks that he’s the green ninja.

So the Ninja have to try and track down this random kid who’s apparently their Master’s nephew. Big problem, no one knows where he is. He travels constantly. Using his criminal history is useless as half his crimes go unreported, so they have no idea if he’s at the city his last crime was reported or not. The ninja end up spending weeks trying to find this kid, and when they finally do. They realize. He’s fucking 12.

He did all of that at 12.

What happens when they find him? He refuses to go, and ends with them basically begging Lloyd to go. Lloyd who obviously doesn’t give two fucks about the Ninja or his “Uncle���. Lloyd also hates the ninja guts for taking away his only family member. Lloyd ends up becoming one of the Ninja’s main villains as they try to get him to reform, and he keeps refusing. He goes from a legend amongst small time criminals to one of the Ninja’s villains. At this point, the only one apart from his father. Which just gives him a worse reputation amongst civilians. And the “Child” becomes a super villain. Despite him being 12, and also having no powers (that he’s unlocked yet).

Au two: Feral!Lloyd

So basically after unlocking his Oni form and defeating the Overlord. Something is seriously off about Lloyd. He’s never zoned in, he’s a lot more clingy, he’s more cat like?, and he’s just more weird. At some point, he just stops acting human altogether. He’s basically gone feral. Both dragon and oni instincts are just his behavior. Which leads him to be really overprotective and aggressive. He’s super clingy with Nya and Kai. He hates both Garmadon and Wu for some reason. He’s constantly on all fours.

At some point he grew dragon and oni features. He’s just not human anymore. Whatever happened when he discovered his oni form just broke his mind behind repair. He basically became like a large house cat, that would eat people that tried to hurt the Ninja. And he Would growl at Wu and Garm.

Now the ninjago have to struggle with a feral Lloyd. Oh and then the merge happens. Leaving feral Lloyd. Alone. At the monetary.

Eventually Arin, Sora, and Riyu show up. They expect well normal human Lloyd. They get feral, clearly not fully human Lloyd. Which just leads to more chaos and angst. As the trio tries to gain Lloyd’s trust and eventually try and find the other Ninja. Cause they definitely can not handle feral Lloyd themselves.

A list of traits feral!lloyd has:

• He crawls on all fours all of the time. He never walks on two legs.

• He hates Wu and Garmadons guts, for reasons no one can figure out.

• He can’t speak English/Ninjagin. He only speaks in Oni and Dragon

• He loves Nya and Kai and clings to them the most (basically all of the time)

• Once Sora and Arin got his trust (he didn’t mind riyu since he’s part dragon) they became his kids. Whether they liked it or not. They’re his kids, and he’s extremely overprotective of him

• Once he completely went feral. His Oni and Dragon traits started coming in. He spent weeks coped up in his room in a blanket mountain as they grew in. It hurt like a bitch, but he refused to let anyone even close to him as it happened

• His Oni and dragon traits are: A black an green tail with lots of really fluffy brown fur on it (from the base to end on the top side), he has black and green dragon ears, golden horns, purple eyes, lots of patches of black and green scales, goat like legs that are golden (Oni trait), black clawed hands, a golden scar that stretches across his face, and really sharp teeth.

• He dyes his hair blonde in this au, but he stopped once he became feral

• He doesn’t have wings cause I say so, also I like to think at least in this au he’s an eastern dragon.

I hope you like my aus :3

[ventismacchiato]

chiscara headcanons ? 👀

shoutout to the multiple ppl who asked me 😈

canon compliant sorta

childe followed scara around like a puppy after getting recruited since he was in awe of his fighting ability

stole his hat once and never again after scara raged out on him

openly has called scara hot and scara tells him to stfu

teucer loves scara and scara wud rather chop his leg off than admit he likes kids; he lets teucer ride down hills in his hat

that one scene from howl’s moving castle but it’s scara cus childe wanted to see how it felt like to float as high as u want / his hands on childe’s waist moans

they are both so touch starved but scara never initiates it. one time he did and childe teased him so scara never did it again until months later and childe doesn’t say anything cus he doesn’t wanna scare him off

modern au moment

strangers to best friends to lovers

growing up they went to the same elementary school and childe befriended the entire class, including scara and he was scaras first real and only friend

went on to middle or high school and childe instantly became popular bc of his social status and how extroverted he was so scara assumed childe wud leave him for other ppl who actually talked and matched his energy

so he was surprised when childe kept in touch w him

scara was popular too cus of his looks but nobody talked to him too much cus of his demeanor

childe confessed first but scara makes the first move to kiss

childe probably lived in a frat house and scara got his own room so childe sleeps over half the time

goes on a lot of bar crawls and sometimes scara goes to keep an eye on him but he just stands in the corner and glares at anyone who flirts with childe

childe gives him his letterman jacket and it drowns scara so next time around he orders a smaller size and everyone on childe’s team is like wtf it wont fit u but he doesn’t care cus it’s for his bf

hc childe plays college soccer and scara goes to his games, he’s too awkward to cheer him on and he doesn’t care to learn the rules but he’s there

he’s jealous cus he’s insecure (he has abandonment issues 😍) so it upsets him when cheerleaders flirt w childe

scara probably has a more time consuming major so study dates but childe just sleeps during them or watches scara study

childe small spoon omg cus scara will hug him when he’s asleep and doesn’t realize it

scara is a skincare whore and he’ll make childe do facemasks

he loves childe’s freckles…sometimes he counts them when childe falls asleep first and if childe’s insecure about them he’ll tell him to stfu

i got carried away lemme shut up 😇 (i will reply to the other ppl w more)

[number1villainstan]

do you have any headcanons in regards to kai chisaki's bio parents? did he get thrown out or do you think they died. or both. or a secret third thing i haven't considered. /from kainagant

i ABSOLUTELY have chisaki-parent headcanons. content warnings for discussions of child abuse/neglect/abandonment under the cut because chisaki is my favorite character and therefore i can and will put him through hell :)

These headcanons are kind of crack, but I think his bio father was Yaoyorozu's grandfather, the patriarch of the Yaoyorozu clan. His bio mother was the guy's secretary who he had to fire to hide the fact that he had an affair 🫢 She managed to extort a lot of child support/hush money from him, citing the fact that she had to take care of a baby and also the fact that she had his wife's phone number.

...not that any of that money actually went to child support, mind you. She was the type of mother who treated her child as an obligation at best and a show prize at worst--she enrolled baby kai in an expensive all-girls school (he's trans and i will fight you on that) so she could brag to her friends about it, but she would also make him go to school while sick and would only rarely cook any kind of meals for him. he was usually on his own to find or cook food in the house, and when an accident inevitably happened and he broke a dish she'd scream at him like he did it on purpose.

(In all honesty, I think she was the egotistical mean girl type who no one would want to hang out with if she didn't have power over them of some kind. In a modern AU Chisaki would 100% hang out on/gain a lot of comfort from r/raisedbynarcissists, as ableist as that sub can be.)

There are some points in the abuse cycle where she tries to reconcile with him, but of course solely on her terms. Usually she'd try to win him over by spending money on a bunch of new toys, almost always dolls or other "girl toys", instead of doing things like apologizing for screaming, asking him how his day went, or even asking him what toys he'd actually want and buying those. (Sound familiar?)

Of course, it only gets worse when baby Kai starts showing signs of being autistic. She absolutely takes him not looking her in the eye as a personal slight, along with playing with his toys "wrong", not liking certain foods or textures, stimming too loudly, or generally being 'strange'. Because of course she does. And of course, Overhaul isn't very easy to control at such a young age, and she takes *that* personally too--she's absolutely called him cursed and monster because of his Quirk.

But moving on to how he ended up on the street. When Kai's eight, she decides that she's done with her "creepy weirdo daughter" and dumps him at an orphanage. For the next couple years he's going to be running away from orphanages, living on the streets, getting dragged back to orphanages, and so on. There may also be shitty foster homes involved, if the Japanese welfare system is like that at all. He'll realize early on the weirdness of gender (he cuts his hair super short a few weeks after the abandonment, gets asked if he's a boy in a dress or a girl with short hair, and realizes that he could be whatever he wanted) and bounce between presentations during this time, and just so happened to be in boymode when the oyaji found him, which is how he got stuck in boymode for basically ever. But that's a story for another time, and not what you asked about.

Anyways, so, to recap: bio dad is the Yaoyorozu patriarch and Momo's grandad, bio mom is the secretary he had an affair with and also a shitbag (which left Chisaki with massive emotional scars), and I think he got abandoned/kicked out as a little girl.

[queennai714]

Random hcs I have because I may be cringe but I'm free part 27 (Ninjago)

More platonic oppo (but still mostly Kai centric) because their friendship has infected my brain (strap in, it's a long one)

Ok so this one is kind of a mashup of 3 different headcannons, the Chinese Kai hc, the "oppo are best friends" hc, and the one im gonna talk about here that possessed me to write this in the first place, but hear me out-

(Tbh, this could take place at pretty much any point in the series but I usually imagine it somewhere between seasons 4 and 8)

Just take a second to imagine, Kai peacefully going about his life as his proudly bilingual self, until he realizes: outside of Ignacia, its insanely rare to find someone who speaks Mandarin.

This, in turn, sparks two more revelations: One, that just makes the fact that he was born and raised speaking Mandarin all the more cool, and two, that he would have virtually no chance to use/show off his first language with someone other than Nya or Zane, and he would only ever get to use Ninjargon.

This motivates Kai (desperate to keep his spot as one of the most cultured on the team) to learn THREE more languages, those being French, Italian, and Spanish (as any reasonable person would do)

The only person he ever outright tells is Wu (seeing as he's fluent in like every language ever so he's great to practice with) and he mostly keeps it a secret from the others so that he can keep surprising/impressing them by pulling another random language out of nowhere whenever its needed.

What he didn't expect however, was how Zane would react.

Turns out, being a total bookworm and a literal walking computer means that not only does deciphering other languages come easy to Zane, he also absolutely adores studying languages in all their forms. So, when he heard from his friends that the criminal they were supposed to go question didn't know any Ninjargon and that Kai had managed to hold the rather intense interrogation entirely in French, he was beyond delighted. Once he had finished cleaning up after dinner he practically ran to Kai's room to talk, and of course, he immediately insisted Kai do all his explaining in French for the rest of the night.

From that day on, anytime the two of them wanted to have a private conversation and couldn't just pull the other to the side (or, more commonly, if they just randomly felt like it) they would simply start talking in one of the four languages and fall into easy conversation with the other as if they hadn't just simultaneously stopped making sense to anybody else around them.

TL;DR (and the simple seed from which this essay of a hc was born)

Kai talks shit about people to Zane in different languages

[delara25]

I think I will make this into a mini-series. The sounds it’s from on TikTok. I just really wanted to do it!

[thelemoncoffee]

SORRY I AM TWO HOURS LATE TO POSTING I WAS DRAWING CHILDREN!

itty Saiouma to be exact!

yeah my hc Shuichi changed alot growing up so he like- doesn't look like himself at all

also Kokichi was taller as a kid cause i think it's funny

[distant-velleity]

consequences of yu transmigrating: he feels really old despite being quite literally the youngest person on nrc’s campus

[terrence-silver]

Who do you think Terry lost his virginity to?

Two options I always leaned towards myself;

Logically, considering he could've been no older than seventeen or eighteen, give or take, he either lost it in Vietnam, much like countless other GI's at the time undoubtedly did, to some nameless sex worker(s), in some nameless brothel, in some city, town or village along the trail of the US war effort in the country. Possibly, after much encouragement and pushing from John and Ponytail who were convinced it was due time and that Twig needed a shove in the right direction. Believable. Some teensy-tinsy amount of peer pressure might've been involved, yes. Maybe not. Who is to tell? A bit of both?

Or, perhaps, years and years before he actually went off to the war, I can see Terry Silver's father as the overly patriarchal, hyper-traditionalist type there to ensure his boy became a man as soon as possible, especially if he deemed his son was already 'too soft', gentle and shy and 'needed fixing'. That extreme measures in these extreme circumstances needed to be taken to avoid his one and only heir from going bad, like a rotten apple; something he had to be coaxed out of a taught a lesson in true manhood 'before it is too late'. What ensued is possibly a criminally young Terry, again, brought to a sex worker or rather, lets call it a 'trusted friend of his father's' who did the job for him as young as age twelve or thirteen and it might've been an affair as clinical as a medical check-up. After all, Terry himself said he has had many teachers and his old man was definitely one of them, I think we all agree, but nobody said the things he was taught were anywhere near sane or even good, not even by the standards of the early to late 1950's when this could've taken place.

Also, I see these two options as something that can coexist side by side.

Terry, or, a young Twig during Vietnam simply lying he was still a virgin at the time he was in the military to his friends who would've undoubtedly teased him relentlessly when he, ironically, fidgety and boyish as he was lost his virginity sooner than any of them (even sooner than the buff, more classically manly, borderline All-American John Kreese himself who had a full-blown sweetheart back home in Betsy), but if he told them that was the case and that he already knew what the fuss was all about, they wouldn't believe him. That he's merely saying it to seem tough and save face. Avoid ridicule. That's what he might've felt. After all, they had a preconceived notion of him and that notion was that Twig was clumsy, silly, a bit of a sheltered haphazard and definitely the type that can't pull poontang or ladies, because hey, c'mon, he's a cute kid, but it is still Twig. Women ain't exactly lining up for some scrawny, lanky guy who is all limbs. In truth, he lost his virginity extremely early. One would even saying worryingly early. Worse yet, I can imagine that for the longest time (or maybe even all his life) Terry Silver was convinced he was done a favor with this early loss of innocence and that it helped strengthen him as a man. That that's how things should be. He became a winner instead of a wimp.

Which, if we open our third eye and tend to view what he, for example, gleefully did to a teenage Daniel Larusso back in the 1980's as a form of grooming (both into violence, bad habits and well --- god only knows) it also explains a lot. It was done to Terry once upon a time. Now, he is doing it to others. Perpetuating a multigenerational cycle of abuse. Hurt people hurt people. In Terry's case, though, he wouldn't necessarily even realize, admit or see himself as one of the hurt parties. Quite the contrary.

[artekai]

I NEED to do something for the Horizon x P5R crossover like desperately !!!

[shininginyourlight]

INTRODUCING all 4 of Kerry Eurodyne’s children as drawn by @devincheeartblog

All 4 of these images are based on memories Kerry had of his children. The memories he associates with all of them.

His oldest is Derry (short for Derring) Eurodyne (mentioned in CyberGeneration, an “alternate” timeline but after hearing about her story I didn’t have the heart to leave her out). His most prominent memory of Derry is of the last time he ever saw her before she was killed while he was on tour, giving her a big hug and telling her he’d see her soon. Her death came just a few short years after Johnny’s, and was completely unexpected, so it hit him hard. Guilt still consumes him about her to this day.

Kelvy Kai-Eurodyne is his second born daughter (mentioned in Cyberpunk V3, also seen as not canon, but eh). The memory he heavily associates with her is how she would cry every time his then wife, Zohrin, did her hair in the mornings. He would have to have her sat in his lap to help ease her into letting Zoh fix up her hair.

Ted Nordin Eurodyne is his only son. While their relationship is strained now, Kerry can remember a time when his little boy wanted to be just like him. Even to the point of trying to copy his tattoo down on his own arm. Louise and Kerry both thought it was adorable.

And finally, the baby: Kim Nordin Eurodyne. What Kerry loves to remember the most of her was when she would sleep across his chest. Kerry knew she would be the last, and so he really savored that time while she was tiny and able to cuddle up with him like that. Especially as he and Louise would end up divorcing a few months after Kim’s 2nd birthday, and Louise was awarded primary custody of the kids.

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO, YES how else are they gonna keep track of vigilante groups?

Every couple years or so, the Bats are required to take a group photo to update the JL website (idk why, they are required to take a vigilante group picture), and Jason consistently refuses to show up. So this year, Tim just draws the lines of the Red Hood helmet on a bright red balloon and then floats it between him and Nightwing. They absolutely refuse to acknowledge that it isn't Jason. They put it up on a billboard instead.

Jason finds out about it when he drives back into Gotham and the highway going into the city has a 'Keeping Gotham Safe' billboard and it's a picture of the Bats looking extremely serious with the Red Hood Balloon floating behind them.

[ofglories]

It's time to share an embarrassing childhood memory of Arthur's!

When Arthur was four years old he wanted to follow Kay everywhere, much like a duckling or an especially young kitten. His big brother was the most amazing person in Ector's castle in his young mind, next to Ector himself of course. So naturally he would try to follow Kay whenever his lessons would take him outside of the safe walls of the castle and its courtyards. Ordinarily this wasn't a problem at all. Usually Ector or one of the knights or servants would catch Wart before he could toddle out of the gates after Kay and his teacher.

Usually.

The most notable exception came not long before Arthur's fifth birthday. When spring was finally starting to show itself after the lingering cold of winter. For the first time he managed to chase after Kay without getting caught at the gates...only to slip off the path thanks to the mud and fall right into a nettle patch.

Naturally he promptly burst into tears at the first sting considering his age and relatively sheltered life.

It was all around a mess. Young Arthur crying his eyes out, Kay panicking as he tried to get him out of the nettles only for the thorns to catch and make things worse. If it weren't for Kay's teacher and Ector, drawn by the yelling of his sons, it would certainly have gone over far worse.

As it stands... Arthur was freed from the nettles but Ector still called on Merlin (an early meeting among many that Arthur would not clearly remember beyond the smell of flowers thanks to his distress) to help soothe the pain they left behind.

To this day it's a horribly embarrassing memory for Arthur, no matter how faint it is, and was often used by Kay to keep him from behaving impulsively.