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If I gave ajaw chin scratches do you think he would purr like a cat or

He’d probably bite or yell.

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ajaw you look like a christmas cookie

Your comparing the k’uhul ajaw to… a Christmas cookie?!! how…how DARE YOU!!!

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(Hope you have a good day/night mod :D

-Comet)

I guess you could say I'm 'acquainted' to him. Something like that. He's the only one I've actually met besides 𝘚𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘦 and the fair lady(La Signora) but she's dead so that doesn't really count.

Anyway, I'm not joking. I have a feeling your archon will die. She's human, she used the goddess of deaths power(i think, don't quote me on that the mod has terrible memory), and the signs are there. So at least everyone thinks.

>you too!!<

the fair lady..? And who? There’s no harbinger that I know of that goes by “Scaramouche”

You must be mistaken… she’s not human… although she was human, she isn’t anymore. She’s our god.

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Ajaw's silence is a true poetry ♡

…excuse you??

[mumbles] here we go..

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I couldn’t reply to this ask for some reason so I’ll just respond like this 😓 (I am NOT ignoring you #2!!!! :333) AND THIS IS SO LATE SRYY

“Sounds like something out of a graphic novel…”

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Hello again Kinich! I was just wondering where you learned to play the keyboard? You're so incredibly busy most of the time, I didn't even fathom that you could play an instrument as well! Also I have a hyperfixation in doing crochet stuff now so I made a little yumkasaur plush and I thought I'd give it to you!

(IM SORRY IDK WHY BUT KINICH PLAYING THE KEYBOARD IN MAVUIKAS TRAILER WAS SO FUUNY TO ME FOR NO REASON💀)

(ALSO GLAD UR BACK AKSJJSKAJ)

-✨️

Well, just because I’m busy doesn’t mean I don’t have a life outside of work.

<RIGHT?? IT WAS LIKE MY FAV THING IN THE TRAILER>

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Ajaw theres road work ahead

huhhh?? What does that mean?!!

<YEA I HOPE IT DOES>

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Hey, I was just wondering if you do oc x character ships? If you like we can also do a slow burn where it starts out as friends to see if you like the dynamic. It's totally up to you, if you don't want anything of the sorts that's good too!

<yeaaa I do! We can do it in dms :3>

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Kinich I think I just swallowed mosquito

you.. swallowed one..? Well, it shouldn’t be much of a problem but it is still a bug with germs so if you feel unwell make sure to rest.

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thought experiment: if ajaw in kinich’s body eats a human, is it fine and not cannibalism because ajaw himself isn’t human or does it count as cannibalism because ajaw is using a human body to eat another human?

…why are you thinking that…? I’m not explaining that to you..

<hmmm I think it’s still cannibalism because kinich doesnt turn into a dragon when ajaw takes over meaning ajaw would be an (undead) human with dragon abilities. And human eating a human is cannibalism (if that makes sense) :p>

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kinich, have you ever thought about just fully letting ajaw loose and seeing how much damage he’d cause before someone managed to stop him? like, not as a serious thought of course but just for the sake of imagining it. a thought experiment, if you will

If I did, I’d doubt he could actually cause any damage, because he’s still bound to our deal. He’d probably just fly around screaming at people.

But if your asking when our… deal… is done, I trust our archon and my allies to be able to stop him.

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Is Ajaw a Digimon? Even so I think you should try getting a different pet Kinich.

well.. whatever that i, I don’t think he is. He’s a dragon, and calling him a pet will only anger him more

grr… JUST WAIT TILL IM RELEASED!!

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Get a low taper fade you despicable dragon

a what now?! wait DESPICABLE??

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Oh mighty K’uhul Ajaw

I offer thee, a box of cookies

In return I wish

Kinich gets a single compliment.

oooh!! An offering!! Ahah- wait… what..? A compliment?? I would never compliment him!! I only compliment what deserves it! I refuse!!

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but… I guess his abilities to solve cases are… fine.. THERE NOW GIVE THEM TO ME!

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(Yippe I'm glad!! I hope you do great! I bet you will :D

-Comet)

.....uhh..you could say 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵-

He also works with The Captain-

*blinks like a frog*

Anywayyyyyy...

Ya know Mavukia is probably gonna die soon right-

Whose gonna be the next archon??

He works with… the captain..?? And your.. acquainted.. with him? [suspicious]

Dont joke about that. She’s our archon. She wont die. She protected us, and we’ll protect her.

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what do you think of this crappy meme i made in ibispaint

so now we’re making MOCKERY of we??! The k’uhul ajaw?!! Ohh.. you’ve got guts… GUTS!! your lucky I’m stuck in this form.. or it would be your head!!!

<TRULY GROUNDBREAKING STUFF>

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hello, Ajaw.

(Kidnaps you and runs away)

hey!!! What do you think you’re doing??! You wont get away with this!!! I am the great almighty k’uhul ajaw!!