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Whether you want it or not here it is:
The slop. Might remake it at some point but enjoy!
#felt this was important#kung fu panda#general kai#kai#kfp3#kfp#kai the collector#my edit#this song was stuck in my head I had to do this
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Wife. Babygirl. Burger. Horrible stinky hubband. Precious little moo-moo. Need I go on? 🥰🥰🥰
#he is so wife and babygirl#vile babygirl blorbo special guy supreme#kung fu panda#general kai#kai#kfp3#kai the collector#i am so not normal about him
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Need to work on that drabble of Modern!AU Kai dressed up as Krampus and scaring the mall kids that came to see Santa Li Shan
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Kai's hooves look perfect for a ring
#I love his expression#kaiway#general kai#master oogway#kfp 3#kai the collector#oogway#💚💚💚#he would be a beautiful bride X3
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Baby Besteel and Redimus:
Random headcanons: unweaned Dorcean cubs often try to push their littermates out of the mother’s pouch to have all of the milk and space for themselves.
Baby Besteel always tried to push baby Redimus out of Thalyss’s pouch.
#wondla#papa wolf besteel au#besteel#redimus#thalyss#the wondla trilogy#wondla tv series continuity#dorceans#seriously poor baby reddie though#and Thalyss having to deal with their fighting even then XD
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I was feeling under the weather and wrote a bit of a sick fic featuring my oc Lady Daiyu Long and Kai in a Modern AU setting here's a little snippy snippet:
Kai had noticed that Daiyu hadn't been speaking much lately, not even to fire back a few quips at him after one of his remarks; that, and there was licorice everywhere. Small bags of the stuff sat all over the counters in haphazard stacks. He had even opened a cabinet to get a cup for his evening tea and another packet had fallen out, slapping him on the muzzle before hitting the floor. A few cups- thankfully, plastic- clattered out as well, hitting the tile in a messy cacophony.
Kai grumbled, rubbing his nose. His ear twitched, catching on the sound of heavy breathing in the living room. He turned towards the couch. The back of it was facing the kitchen, but over it he could see the TV was on, playing some sort of mindless slop he wasn’t interested in- and that was almost anything that didn't appeal to his few niche interests: how-its-made videos, military history, philosophy, metal-working, or anime, to name a few.
“Daiyu, what's with all the licorice?” He said. “Do something with it. It's everywhere.”
A loud, congested sneeze answered him, fading into a low snore. Kai furrowed his brow.
“...Hey? Daiyu? You ok?”
Another soft snore, muffled by a blanket or pillow, it sounded like. Kai approached the couch.
“...Daiyu? You've actually been keeping your mouth shut for once.” He chuckled, trying to lighten the situation with his tone. “That's scary.”
He came around one of the armrests and saw a large blue blanket. There was an ovalish lump under the blanket, one that may have been Daiyu. Kai poked it a few times, hard, and then it groaned and rolled over. Daiyu poked her head out from under the blanket and glared at him sleepily.
“Hrm?”
Kai paused, then slowly drew his hand away. “...Are you ok? You've been laying there all day.”
Daiyu huffed and flicked her tail at him. “Gogetliggy!” She murmured aggressively.
Kai blinked. It took everything he had to not burst out laughing. “What?”
Daiyu huffed, murmured something else, flicked her tail, and then rolled back up under her blanket, once again an indistinguishable lump. Eventually the snoring resumed.
Now Kai was really concerned. He waited for her breathing to even out, and then he gently peeled the covers away from her face. Holding his breath, he slowly, gingerly- ever so gingerly- pressed his cheek against her forehead. The stubble there scratched against burning black scales. Kai's head snapped back up, and now he looked down at her with a brow heavy with worry.
She was sick.
Kai pulled the covers away and shook her awake. The water monitor's eyes snapped open in a second and she hissed, but the blue forked tongue was slow to unfurl, covered in a thin layer of mucus. She glared up at him, somewhat lucid.
“What?”
Kai stared at her a moment. He then pulled the blanket back up around her and unfolded another one, laying it over her. He sat on the coffee table, the wood creaking under his weight. The corner of Daiyu's mouth twitched, her tongue flicking in and out, her eyes crinkling softly at the corners like she wanted to tease him about it, but he held her mouth shut with two of his fingers. She snickered. Kai snorted, smiling a bit before continuing in a more serious tone:
“You're sick.”
Her smile faded. He released her snout and she nodded, sinking back into the couch cushions, pillows and blankets. She wrapped herself up tighter, shaking and shivering. Kai tilted his head.
“...Are you going to be ok?”
She nodded. To Kai, this wasn't really enough reassurance, but he knew she wasn’t the sort to senselessly destroy herself out of stubborness. Likely, she had already been to the doctor and had medicine or some such he hadn’t noticed, during the course of their conflicting schedules. But still, if there was something he could do to ease her discomfort, he should tend to it.
“Do you want me to get you something?”
Daiyu stared up at the ceiling, her lids pressed partially shut against the (what seemed to her) brightness of the room. The rest of her body was wrapped up, swaddled as tightly as an infant. When she spoke, her voice was hoarse.
“...Black licorice,” she said. Kai raised his brow.
“What about it? You want some more? There's plenty of the stuff.” He snorted and glanced at the pile of bags on the counter.
“Plenty,” he said again.
Daiyu made a soft hissing noise that must have been laughter. “No, not right now. It's just something my mother used to tell me. Black licorice is supposed to be good for a sore throat- that licorice, particularly the root, was good in tea and food, but I always only ate black licorice. Father used to say it was as sweet as me.”
She coughed, and Kai tucked the blanket a little bit tighter around her.
“Yep, that explains it,” Kai said, a little non-committal. Though it had given him an idea. “Are you hungry at all?”
Daiyu's tongue flickered in and out. “Not in particular.”
“Too bad,” he said, “you're going to eat.”
Then he disappeared into the kitchen for a little while, having left one of Daiyu's favorite movies on to distract her while he worked. Now and again he heard her mumbling something about licorice still, as if their conversation hadn't ended when Kai left.
He was searching the pantry and fridge, clearing out the spice rack- overall making a mess- and only then did he have some sort of assemblage of ingredients. Daiyu, where she laid, going in and out of foggy consciousness, heard water running, chopping, pots and pans clanking together; but in her mind, it just seemed apart of the background noise of the movie and the cacophony of her own muddled half-thoughts. She continued mumbling to herself, unaware of what she was even saying, or to who.
#kung fu panda#general kai#kai#kfp3#kai the collector#kfp oc#lady daiyu long#modern au#ficlet#sick fic#oc x canon
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When memories snow
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Once Fayluna enters puberty (around 16 years old in Dorcean standards), her relationship with her father becomes somewhat rocky, mostly because Besteel has trouble accepting that she’s growing up.
Not to mention, he scares away any potential boyfriend who comes sniffing around his baby girl. He takes the '13 inches rule' to a whole new level—literally, to '5 meters'.
#wondla#dorceans#besteel#fayluna#papa wolf besteel au#the wondla trilogy#wondla tv series continuity#wondla oc#I feel sorry for any potential boyfriends she has X'D#Besteel's like that meme with the dad with the shotgun#lololol
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Despite the favoritism, Vamphyr had moments when he was cruel even to Besteel.
One time, four-year-old Besteel made his father a little toy waterbear. Vamphyr stamped on it in front of him, telling him not to waste his time on such unproductive things.
When Besteel and Redimus were eight, they often wrestled in the mud. One time, however, Besteel accidentally threw mud into one of his father’s pelts, ruining it. Vamphyr was (kind of understandably) pissed. He beat Besteel up, then locked him in his room without supper that night.
No wonder Besteel was so afraid of disappointing his father.
#wondla#papa wolf besteel au#besteel#redimus#vamphyr#dorceans#wondla tv series continuity#he's such a horrible father >:(#poor babies
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#kfp 3 by a long shot#kai the villain actually had a villainous aura and a backstory that was shown and compelling#especially because of how it made oogway more complex#how Po's growth felt natural- shifu did give him a push but it was because he wanted Po to reach his full potential by becoming a teacher#and not 'stop being the dragon warrior because I said so#also had niko marlet's designs and was so visually gorgeous with the spirit realm and the panda village especially being highlights#everyone felt in character and the furious five were actually in it and had some sort of presence even if it wasn't much#also the emotional moments really felt earned and actually hit#like Mr. Ping comforting Li Shan and the entire scene where Li Shan and Po had that confrontation?#also again Kai was actually quite a villain! he destroyed the jade palace was stealing people's souls and Po was terrified of him!!!!!
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It my birthday.
Happy Birthday to me! 🥳🥳🥳
Also happy birthday to the blog! It turns six today!
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Random Kai Headcanon:
When he was a kid (around 10-13) he had a crush on a young Nepalese yak around his age named Satya. Satya came from a nomadic herd that, like the herd Khaltmaa came from, was traveling to do trade and escape the constant infighting of the warring states era, some conflicts of which had spread even to Nepal.
Young Kai thought Satya was a girl at first- but even after he found out otherwise he still liked him and treated him the same; which meant, of course, bullying him and teasing and taunting him until Satya would somehow get the hint that Kai actually liked him (this obviously didn't work, and Satya hated his guts and dreaded visiting that village). Satya didn't understand chinese, but he did know mongolian, and that's how he and Kai spoke to each other.
When Kai was about 16 though, Satya's herd stopped coming by his village. He always wondered, idly from time-to-time, what happened to him.
#kung fu panda#general kai#kai#kfp3#kai the collector#mortal kai headcanons#child kai headcanons#am so tempted to write a drabble about this#i created an oc just to get tortured by kai lolololol#i am cringe and I am free#starting to get some inspo back and maybe a twinge of writing ability
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More silly Kai screenshots that would make great reaction images/drawing references
I love this silly babygirl so much I miss him 🥲
#kung fu panda#general kai#kai#kfp3#kai the collector#the vile babygirl blorbo special guy supreme#horrible yak hubband
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it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me
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Itchy chin
#kaiway#general kai#oogway#kfp 3#kai the collector#master oogway#kai deserves all the scritches 😌💚💚💚
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Kai seems like the sort would would eat a roll of bubblegum or a stack of pringles the wrong way- just bites out of the side. In the Modern AU I can absolutely see him on the couch, fitting as many pringles as he can in a tight stack between two digits- then, to everyone's horror, takes a bite out of the side of the stack, getting crumbs everywhere- and then repeats the process. Daiyu, because of this, now has a handheld vacuum she uses to clean him up after the fact.
#kung fu panda#general kai#kai#kfp3#kai the collector#headcanons#modern au#he seems like he would do it specifically to mess with people#kfp oc#Lady Daiyu Long#she just rolls it across his belly XD#sucks up his beard
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Redimus' eyas Besteen had a baby crush on Eva Nine when she was little. She clung to Eva often and always wanted to sit in her lap when she was still small enough to. She also would try to "share" her treats (usually by trying to shove them in Eva's mouth). She would ask Eva to marry her, too, and would even get jealous of Hailey being around her (in the cute way a toddler gets jealous for someone, usually pouting and immediately rushing over to get cuddles or kisses too).
In the Besteel Lives AU, her uncle Besteel didn't take very kindly to the idea, and actually tried to keep Besteen away from Eva when he was around (which of course failed miserably because Besteen was DETERMINED to get her daily cuddles from Eva).
As an adult Besteen looks on this time of her life and cringes in embarrassment.
#random oc headcanons#wondla#dorcean oc#redimus#eva nine#besteel#had baby fever bad needed baby Dorcean content#just imagining a little puff ball clinging to Eva Nine's leg and telling everyone they're married XD
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