#character: jaime
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turtblurts-pkmnirl-hub Ā· 3 months ago
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But thatā€™s not to say I donā€™t do a bit of investigative journalism on my own time.
Z and I are a team, after all.
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copperpipes Ā· 8 months ago
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Can't really tell by the lack of identifying features on the armor
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I eat them because they are fucking chicken nuggets moment
Meme originally from YouTube about venom but I made it about these two idiots.
Khaji-da doesn't pay rent šŸ˜”
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kudriaken Ā· 1 year ago
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House Lannister. My fanart series for the Great Houses from the ASOIAF. I wanted to make this for the longest time.
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a-chaotic-dumbass Ā· 2 months ago
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Another thing I love about the books is that so many of the diseases and injuries characters sustain have real life counterparts... tyrion's nose taking a long time to heal the scab and lysa tully likely having bpd and her miscarriages being caused by her botched abortion and Jon's age.... hoster tully's illness being very similar to cancer and greyscale being very similar to FOP and lord rosby's coughing being so similar to lung cancer or tuberculosis. khal drogo's death being caused by an infection and jaime nearly getting sepsis after the loss of his hand and rodrick cassel getting an infection after the altercation with the mountain clans... canonical gout in walder frey and doran martell gregor clegane's gigantism and chronic headaches and sweetrobin's epilepsy tyrion's dwarfism and bran's paralysis... say what u will about grandpa but at least george let's his characters be ill
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tomatoart Ā· 9 months ago
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Think abt itā€¦? well I didā˜ļøšŸ¤“
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thesunsethour Ā· 6 months ago
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jaime returning to kingā€™s landing in ASOS after the painful aerys-trauma-induced catharsis of the harrenhal baths only to return to his siblings Tyrion ā€˜set the blackwater ablazeā€™ Lannister and Cersei ā€˜letā€™s blow up the red keepā€™ Lannister. his life is so tragically hilarious
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irlplasticlamb Ā· 1 year ago
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ā€œblue is a good color on you, my lady,ā€ jaime observed. ā€œit goes well with your eyes.ā€ she does have astonishing eyes. brienne glanced down at herself, flustered.
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atopvisenyashill Ā· 3 months ago
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robert understanding that jaime was basically still a child when he killed aerys, a child given this MASSIVE and RIDICULOUS duty of being the sole defender of like 60% of the royal family except one of those royals was INSANE and EVIL, and that he reacted the way a child might which was just killing aerys before he could do any more damageā€¦ā€¦like being able to see so clearly the exact catch-22 jaime was stuck in when heā€™s still a teenagerā€¦..but then being completely unable to apply that same understanding to his own family, or even to lyanna & why she might have not wanted to marry himā€¦ā€¦..
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charliedawn Ā· 1 year ago
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"Marry me."
How I think marriage proposals would go for those characters.
Sandor Clegane:
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"ā€¦Wanna get married ?" You asked as both you and Sandor were sleeping side by side in the forest. Sandor blinkedā€”half asleep. He had back pain and a headache. He had hoped that the wine would help him to fall asleep quicker, as to not have to hear you say any other crazy thing or request for the day. But, of course. He was mistaken.
"Huh ?" When the information seemed to eventually settle in his brain, his whole face seemed a perfect depiction of confusion. He finally turned around and you could see in his eyes that he wasnā€™t exactly sober either. You decided this was the perfect moment to askā€”since he would probably not even remember you asked the next morning. It gave you courage to ask again.
"Wanna get married ?" You repeated with a little more determination and this time, he answered.
"No."
"Ah."
"ā€¦"
"ā€¦"
"ā€¦You. Wanna get married ?" He asked this timeā€”more because he was curious than awaiting an actual answer. But, you took your chance and answered truthfully.
"Sure."
He was momentarily surprised by your confidence before he huffed a laugh and wrapped an arm around you.
"ā€¦Fine. Weā€™ll get married in the morning. Now, hush."
There was then a moment of silence before you both bursted out laughing. Just two drunks having the most normal conversation ever. You knew that by tomorrow, he would have surely forgotten all about tonight. But for now, you were satisfied with the knowledge that his subconscience hadnā€™t said no.
Oberyn Martell:
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"Would you like to marry me ?" You asked Oberyn while he wad writing and whose lips curved slightly into a small smirk at the request. He was used to your rather straightforward nature. He liked it even. It made him laugh and enjoy your presence at parties. You were curious and completely unashamed or afraid of any consequences your requests or demands would bring. This is why he always caved. But, he could also be playful and this is why he answered with a small grin:
"No."
He was curious to see your reaction, but his smile slightly faltered when he saw the hurt in your eyes at his rejection. It was the first time he had seen you so upset and he immediately regretted his words.
"Oh. Okay then." You were embarrassed and turned around quickly to get back to your own private quarters. But he was by your side in an instant and wrapped his arms around you from behind.
"I was only kidding. I would LOVE to marry you, sweet peach."
He then kissed the back of your neck lovingly. You let out a sigh of relief as you leaned back against him.
"ā€¦Really ?"
He chuckled.
"Yes. Really."
He then kissed your temple and you stayed in his arms for a while before he started nuzzling the back of your neck.
"But what brought the subject, sweet peach ?"
You sighed before closing your eyes.
"ā€¦Youā€™re the only one who truly enjoys my presence. You laugh and smile at me, even when my words are nonsense. So I thoughtā€¦why not ask ?"
Oberyn seemed taken aback for a moment before his smile widened and he pressed your back further against him to kiss your shoulder and whisper in your ear.
"Let me tell you a little secret. I would marry you for your nonsense, my dear. Because your nonsense makes more sense to me than this whole world doesā€¦"
Tyrion Lannister:
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"Do you want to marry me ?" You asked Tyrion one night and the man was so stunned that he spilled his cup of wine.
"What ?"
Tyrion was the most decent between all the Lannisters. He had helped you more than once and there was no doubt in your proposal. You would never find better husband.
"You heard me."
He stayed silent again and made you nervous. Would he refuse ? Would he tell you that he has already found someone ? Would he tell you that he has no interest in you ? But, he didnā€™t. He simply sighed.
"ā€¦Why ?"
Why ? You could tell him a thousand reasons why. Because he was one of the few good men you knew. Because you had no intention of marrying any other. Because you knew he could be gentle. Because he was funny. Because he could be brave. Because he had the heart of a true lionā€¦but no. You wouldnā€™t tell him like that. Because even if you did, he wouldnā€™t believe you.
"Because I want to." You settled for instead and his eyes widened slightly in surprise before he smiled a little and shook his head.
"Why would you want to marry an imp ?"
"It is not an imp that I am marrying, but a prince." You retorted. You both stared at each other and his gaze softened as he started actually considering it for a moment.
"You would be miserable." You frowned in incomprehension at his words.
"Why ?" He glanced away for a second.
"Because I am not a good man."
You huffed a bitter laugh at his words.
"Havenā€™t you heard ? There are no good man left, my prince."
Tyrion seemed taken aback, but he couldnā€™t deny the truth behind your words and drank a little of his wine.
"Tell me, Tyrion. If I was to become your wife/husband. Would you hit me ? Would you abuse me ? Would you lie to me ?"
He shook his head with a small smile. No. He wouldnā€™t. You smiled back and Tyrion finally nodded understandingly. It wasnā€™t about love. It wasnā€™t about finding a good man. It was always about finding the one who wouldnā€™t hurt youā€¦And hence, he understood and maybeā€¦maybe it wouldnā€™t be so bad to have a wife/husband ?
Jaime Lannister:
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"Jaimeā€¦" You sat down next to him at the feast prepared for the Lannisters and even though you could feel Cersei glaring daggers at youā€”you grabbed his hand. He didnā€™t react, but you could feel his fingers slightly curving to hold yours.
"Hello, buttercup." He finally greeted you in a whisper and you couldnā€™t help but smile weakly. You knew of his heart and his loyalty to his sister. It wasnā€™t really your business to interfere, but you didnā€™t like how Cersei was treating him. And, you also knew that his heart could maybe be won over.
So, you did the most nonsense ever and challenged him. You stood up and faced himā€”catching the attention of everyone in the room as you declared loudly.
"Jaime Lannister. I challenge you to an arm wrestling competition !"
That ought to have gained his attention as his eyes finally met yours and what he found in there made his eyes widen in surprise. You were determined and even though he was a knightā€”you didnā€™t seem scared of losing. He tried to laugh and wave it off as a mere jokeā€”but you didnā€™t back down and even provoked him.
"Are you perhaps not a lion ? But a scared chicken ?"
That oughta do it. He was up before you could even pronounce another word and the fury in his eyes made you smile. He had taken the bait.
"If I win, you must agree to one single demand of my choice without knowing what it is !"
"And if I win ?" He quickly shot back and you bit back a laugh.
"Then I will give you whatever you want."
In a matter of minutes, everything was settled and you were both in position. Everyone assumed you were mad or had consumed too much wine to challenge Jaime Lannisterā€”but it couldnā€™t be further from the truth. You had planned it carefully. You had trained and trained your body and your mind. You had worn big sleeves to hide the muscles hidden underneath. This could be the most important challenge of your life and you wanted to win. More than anything.
The moment Jaime gripped your hand, his eyes stared straight at you as he realised what you had done. This was not the strength of the Y/N he was accustomed toā€¦but it was too late to stop and in a matter of secondsā€”Jaime Lannister was on the floor.
Everyone was stunned.
But, you only gracefully stood up from your seat and looked down at him before smirking.
"ā€¦I will be waiting for that marriage proposal." And with that, you were out of the roomā€”leaving a very confused Jaime and a very angry Cersei behind. But, you knew that a lion never backed down from his word. And Jaime would be yours.
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) :
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"Marry me." Littlefinger didnā€™t even seem surprised by you sudden demand. Everyone knew that your father wished to marry you off to Ramsay Bolton. And even though Littlefinger wasnā€™t sure why you would come to him with such a request, he didnā€™t show it.
He didnā€™t even look up as he simply asked.
"Why ?"
You huffed a bitter laugh. The man would sell mother and father for a throne. And he dared to ask why ?
"Does it matter ?"
He licked his thumb to turn the page of the book he was reading nonchalantly, even though you knew that he was secretly weighing the pros and cons of such an alliance.
"Depends. What will it bring me ?"
You looked away.
"Donā€™t pretend not to realise how advantageous it would be for you to be a part of the Lannister family. Youā€™d have an easy access to the iron throne."
He hummed and pretended to think about it. It was true marrying you would be a fast way to get access to all the nice advantages of being a part of the so-called prestigious Lannister family. But, it had its own set of disadvantages to consider. He would become more than just a little man in the shadows that no one would deem worthy of being a threat, he would become a lion. A black lion.
"ā€¦Tell me why you would lower yourself to such an alliance with me. Surely, there would be one handsome young man who would say yes to such a proposal without even blinking. Why go to me, princess/prince ?"
You hesitated before sighing in defeat.
"ā€¦Because if I am to marry a snake, better be one I know than one chosen by Tywin Lannister."
At that, Petyr finally dignified you with a glance. You held his gaze and after a few seconds, he smiled.
"Very well, my beauty. Lead the snake to the lionā€™s den then."
Sansa Stark:
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You and Sansa had been longtime allies and friends. You were maybe the only friend she had ever had after the almost complete destruction of House Stark. You had developed feeling for her over time and knew that asking her for her hand wouldnā€™t be easyā€”but you were willing to try.
"Please, Sansa of House Stark." You knelt on one knee before her with a rose in your hand and the other hand on your heart. "Would you marry me ?"
Sansa was surprised by the proposal. She had married twice and both marriages werenā€™t a success. She had lived through nightmares and pain out of such a dream as marriage. She used to want to get married with someone she loved so badly, but not anymore.
"My heart is not so easily won by a rose and pretty words anymore." She replied insteadā€”thinking that she would succeed in breaking your resolve. But, she was mistaken.
"I know. I know that I may never be worthy of even your eyes on me. Butā€¦I am a fool, and my heart beats for you. And if you want it ? Then itā€™s yours. And even if you donā€™t want it. Let me fight for you. And prove my loyalty to the most beautiful and strong lady the North has ever seen." You pleaded and Sansa was rendered speechless.
She looked into your eyes and saw only love and adoration. She then glanced down at the rose you offered her and after a moment of hesitation, she finally took it.
"ā€¦You may try to win my heart, Y/N. But, I cannot promise you success."
You smiled and shook your head.
"Just having you acknowledge my feelings is enough for hope to enter my heart."
Sansa smiled back.
Maybeā€¦romance wasnā€™t utterly dead.
Jon Snow: (Before the tragedy šŸ˜­)
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"Marry me." It was said with such confidence that Jon himself was stunned as he looked up at you with widened eyes.
"What ?"
"You heard me."
There was a moment of silence before Jon smiled and he suddenly pulled you into his arms. There was no yes or no. Just a moment of pure euphoria as he couldnā€™t stop laughing as he buried his face in your chest. He was so happy, he forgot to form words.
When he was finally calm once more, he kissed you passionately.
"Yes. Yes. Yes, I will."
You both started laughing together and Jon even fell back on the snow as you held him tightly.
Daenerys:
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"Marry me." You demanded and Daenerys looked back at you. She didnā€™t seem surprised or even mildly confused by the demand. She knew of your feelings for herā€”and she was more than happy to reciprocate.
But, marriage ?
Marriage meant boundaries. Marriage meant attachment. Marriage meant she would have to think about you and a possible future where she wasnā€™t all powerful.
She sighed before stroking your cheek and offering you an apologetic smile.
"My dear Y/Nā€¦If only I could, do not believe for a second that I would say no. But, as the future queen of the Seven Kingdomsā€¦I cannot."
You closed your eyes and a few tears rolled down your cheeks. You had expected such an answer of course, but stillā€¦your heart ached.
"Iā€¦understand." You forced yourself to say and Daenerys nodded. She was a queen. A khaleesi. And you were justā€¦human.
Ser Jorah:
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"Please. Marry me." Ser Jorah was stunned at the unexpected request and turned towards you with widened eyes. He was about to answer when you quickly added.
"Love me. Hate me. I want you and you want her. But, I am not asking for your love. But for your protection, kind ser Jorah." He closes his mouth and seemed to think about it for a moment. He knew that you were a young lady/man who had left her/his family to join Daenerys. He had no idea you held such feelings for himā€¦
"You can have my protection, but why go to such lengths to have it ?" He finally asked and you sighed before taking his hand in yours.
"Because it is not only physical protection I seek." You then laid his hand flat upon your heart and Ser Jorah seemed taken aback once more. He looked at you and you didnā€™t shy away from his gaze.
You knew Ser Jorah was honourable and even if he would never return your feelings, he would make a far greater husband than anyone you ever knew. He would respect you and your heart. And that was more than you could ever wish forā€¦
Ser Jorah accepted.
After all, it was only his name that you were going to bear and his sword that would protect you. You would call him husband, but only in name.
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thecrowmonster Ā· 7 months ago
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more dc characters as tumblr/twitter posts
cause you all like it apparently!! (ty btw)
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turtblurts-pkmnirl-hub Ā· 3 months ago
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//Send šŸŒ™ (or [Moon]) + A theory about arcs/stories/lore and I can confirm it and elaborate, deny it and eleborate or simply say "spoilers" and not elaborate
//Jaime hasn't figured out the specific tells on when Astra is bullshitting her prophecy stuff (yes she has them) so most of the times she's said anything seeming to be one or potentially could be has lingering "what if" concerns, even if minor
//Also, mostly unrelated to that: it's interesting how you're trying to run and portray a character who knows they need to bail but is unsure how to and afraid to do it with Jaime. Unfortunate that it makes Jaime seem a bit subdued compared to Z on the same blog due to the fact that sort of character naturally isn't going to be as... well, flamboyant isn't the right word, but hopefully gets some of the point across
nods nods! he hasn't been paying quite as much attention to astra's prophecies to to figure out the tells for what's bullshit and whats not yet. if he were in a better headspace, he might start looking into it more, but he's not as obsessive and paranoid as z is, so unless he's directly prompted to look into it, he wont be too concerned about it.
surprisingly, he has a fairly healthy view of fate and prophecies, not obsessing too much over them trying to deduce whether or not they're true. i had a whole thing typed out here going into more depth abt why this is the case and comparing his outlook to Z's but then i realized i was oversharing Things. you sly dog you almost got me monologuing >:3c
anyways!
but yea it does kinda make me augghhh that ppl seem to care more abt z than jaime. like i get it. z quite literally embodies the role of a narrator in a story, giving the reader information that would be near impossible to glean from the characters otherwise because they would not say that shit. and even aside from all the juicy intel she give out, her delusions and view of the world are incredibly interesting, especially because out of character we as roleplayers KNOW SHE IS RIGHT!!! it only makes sense that ppl are interested to see what she has to say and flock to her whenever there's green text on jaime's blog.
but its like aughuaghhaugh GUYS jaime is sososo interesting i prommy guys i prommy!!!!! he has a lot of Thoughts and Feelings GUYS GUYS!!!!! WEEPS AND WAILS. he might not be on the same level of Freak as Z is (/silly) but theres Things there!!!!!!
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copperpipes Ā· 7 months ago
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I cast transgender :p āœØāœØ
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Here since its pride month i give you my Jaime reyes head canon
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the-amazing-spider-bi Ā· 1 year ago
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sorry but Jaime Lannisterā€™s characterisation is so funny to me. yes I tried to kill your eight year old but I draw the line at paying people to do my killing for me. you better believe if I want a third grader dead I will do the child murder myself. preferably with a sword so I can look him in the eye while he dies by my blade
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greenbloods Ā· 9 months ago
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daemon being the author's chosen epic rogue antihero will never not be funny considering how terrible he comes off as in canon. for my final act of redemption i will groom this fifteen year old before murder suiciding my dark shadow nephew above the castle of doom and death. george you say trust the process and yeah you kinda killed it with jaime and theon. but gimme something i can work with man
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fxckn-sxck-fr Ā· 2 months ago
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Hii!! Just a thought, would any of the yanderes baby trap a particularly difficult reader?
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!!! GN reader, children (lmao), manipulation, coercion into parenting, delusions, slight threats, impregnation mention (itā€™s not the reader, though), obligatory Tim Drake warning, mentions of possible harm to children.
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Iā€™m assuming you just mean the comic book yanderes. Letā€™s see!
I kept the actual baby-acquisition vague. Could be one or both of yā€™allā€™s biological kid, could be adopted, could be kidnapped. Who knows! I also gave them ratings on how they would be as a father, cuz why not.
Bruce Wayne: Yes. Absolutely. This is Bruce weā€™re talking about. You know, the guy whoā€™s never beating the empty-nester allegations? As long as youā€™re with him, youā€™re bound to end up with a kid one way or another. Whether he set out to baby trap you or ended up with a child by chance, he is for sure going to hold it over your head. This kid is going to have both of their parents in their life, biological or not. Itā€™s like a new kid spawns in the manor every time you get even a little bit rebellious. (7/10 father; still has his issues, but heā€™s learned from his past mistakes.)
Bucky Barnes: Okay, I donā€™t think heā€™d initially see himself as a family man. Just never crossed his mind, given his life as the Winter Solider. If he did end up with a kid, it would definitely be by accident. But when that happens, heā€™ll start to give it a little more thought. The idea of a familyā€¦ it sounds so domestic; so normal. Uh-oh. Instant baby fever. Now he wants even more kids, and heā€™ll acquire them by any means necessary. Doesnā€™t manipulate you with any children, but you may feel obligated to stick around; the Winter Soldier does NOT seem like the type to be good at parenting. (5/10 father; doesnā€™t know what heā€™s doing, but heā€™s at least enthusiastic.)
Clark Kent: This man wants the classic nuclear family life. While he wouldnā€™t set out to baby-trap you, it will inadvertently happen with his desire for children. He wants to be tackled by at least 3 kids every time he comes home! And if heā€™s already had Jon, I can see him making it his mission to find the perfect spouse; thatā€™s how he finds you!! Oh, youā€™re not good with kids? Doesnā€™t matter. This man is delusional as fuck. Itā€™s not like he sees you for who you are, anyway. Keep in mind that heā€™s projecting an idealized version of a spouse onto you. (10/10 father; amazing with kids and is willing to pull your weight when youā€™re being difficult.)
Dick Grayson: If it comes down to it, he will. Any form of manipulation is fair game, and heyā€¦ heā€™s always dreamed of starting a family of his own one day. Even if youā€™re not big on kids, heā€™s willing to play the long game to try and get you to change your mind. And if you never do? Welp. Thatā€™s too bad. Youā€™re still gonna end up with a child somehow (Dickā€™s got plenty of ways to make sure of that). When he finally gets what he wants, heā€™s for sure using the ā€œthink of our kid(s)ā€ card any chance he gets. (9/10 father; heā€™s a family man at heart, and everyone around him thinks it was only a matter of time.)
Hal Jordan: A bit iffy on starting a family. He doesnā€™t hate kids, he just isnā€™t sure if heā€™s ready. However, as soon as he realizes a child in your life could make you more compliant, he quickly starts to sing a different tune. Now heā€™s all for having kids!! Heā€™d be obsessed with the power it gives, every interaction between you two having that subtle warning of, ā€œtry and escape me now.ā€ Papa-Bear Hal is not a force to be reckoned with. You may find yourself not liking the consequences of trying to break up this happy little family. (8/10 father; thereā€™s a bit of a learning curve for him, but heā€™ll eventually fall into the groove of it.)
Jaime Reyes: Nope. The thought of having kids makes him sick to his stomach. He knows thereā€™s something wrong with himā€¦ god only knows what would happen to his kids. The what ifā€™s would drive him insane, easily trumping the possible gains of baby-trapping you. Sure, it might be a bit tempting ā€” and heā€™ll admit, a small part of him wishes he could one day be a father ā€” but not only would he feel extremely guilty, he also knows that itā€™s a bad fucking idea. Hopefully, he can continue to ignore Khaji Daā€™s own thoughts on the matter. It doesnā€™t matter how important ā€œcontinuing the Reyes legacyā€ is, heā€™s not taking that risk. (6/10 father; despite his fits of spiraling paranoia, he needs to give himself a little more credit).
Peter Parker: Honestly, itā€™s a toss up. Heā€™s got his concerns with being a father, but thinking about it makes him all giddy inside. I think this would be another case of accidental baby-trapping. He didnā€™t set out to do it, but heyā€¦ if it works, it works. Any ā€œbut what about our kid(s)ā€ that he throws at you is by no means intentional manipulation; heā€™s just genuinely worried what would happen if you left. Then again, I can also see him slightly doing it. As soon as he realizes it works, heā€™ll keep it in mind. A thing heā€™ll tuck away for later and only use when absolutely needed. (9/10 father; loves his kid(s) and would do anything for them).
Remy LeBeau: Yeah, probably. As long as heā€™s in a position where he can have a kid or two, heā€™ll go for it. Remy secretly longs for a family (though heā€™ll never admit it), and if starting one means earning your compliance? Well, shitā€¦ thatā€™s just killing two birds with one stone! But again, this depends on if heā€™s in a position where kids are viable. Should he still have some unfinished business to attend to, heā€™s not gonna be dumb enough to have kids. Growing up in the Thieves Guild taught him a thing or two about why thatā€™s a bad idea. Otherwise, you are not immune to a sudden baby-acquisition by yours truly. (7/10 father; he gives chill baby daddy vibes who tries his best to be there for his kids.)
Scott Summers: Oh, yeah. Itā€™s guaranteed to happen. This man is committed to having a semi-normal life, no matter how unrealistic that may seem. He wants a family. He wants you to be obedient. He wants a sense of normalcy, goddamnit. Yā€™all are having a kid whether you want one or not. And he leans heavily towards having a biological kid. If you donā€™t have the means to get pregnant ā€” or fight tooth and nail against the idea ā€” heā€™s 100% impregnating someone else and stealing their baby. Yes, itā€™s a crazy idea. Yes, heā€™s willing to go that far. Donā€™t test him. Heā€™ll yell and shout at you about how you need to be there for this fucking kid, even if itā€™s not yours. Itā€™s in your best interest if you comply. (6/10 father; heā€™s chronically fighting against the absent father allegations and MIGHT be winningā€¦ results are still pending.)
Steve Roger: Poor guy wants to settle down so bad. Yes, heā€™d baby-trap you, but I can see him feeling guilty for it. He knows itā€™s wrong, and it would especially weigh down on him if you didnā€™t even want kids in the first place. But he wants a family so bad. He canā€™t help it!! And as big of a piece of shit he may feel afterwards, heā€™ll do whatā€™s necessary to make you behave. You need to be here for your kids! If a little bit of manipulation makes you stay, then so be it. Heā€™s surprisingly good at guilt-tripping, making a good case with the image he has to uphold as Captain America. What would people think if they learned he was a single father? What assumptions would they make about you if you left him? Society might not be all that kind to you. Itā€™s best to just stay. (8/10 father; can get a little busy, but heā€™s definitely there when it matters the most.)
Tim Drake: Not a fan of kids. There might be a chance of him coming up with a baby-trapping scheme during one of his weird fits, but letā€™s hope he snaps out of it before itā€™s too late. Do NOT let bro be a father. On the off-chance that he does acquire a kidā€¦ pray. And I mean PRAY. His version of baby-trapping ranges from ā€œbut this kid needs youā€ to ā€œI will fucking kill this kid if you leave.ā€ A situation like this means you have to familiarize yourself with Timā€™s mood swings. Be compliant at first, then when he starts to second-guess himself, try to gently coax him into giving this child a better home. Hopefully, that poor kid will survive everything unscathed. Tim wouldnā€™t know what to do with himself if something bad happened to them. (0/10 father; heā€™d actually do an alright job when heā€™s mentally stable, but I think everyone ā€” including Tim himself ā€” would agree that heā€™d do more harm than good raising a kid.)
Wally West: Yup. No hesitation. As soon as the thought crosses his mind, he will get to scheming immediately. His goal would be to make it seem like a natural evolution, even if youā€™re not keen on the idea of kids. Wally is such a master at masking his manipulation, to the point where itā€™s unclear if heā€™s actually baby-trapping you or not, and by the time youā€™ve realize itā€¦ welpā€¦ too late. Arguing with him is absolutely frustrating, cuz Wally West does not argue; he smooth talks until makes you feel like an idiot. Wanna know how cruel he is? Those kids will grow up to be accomplices in his manipulation, whether they know it or not. No one can put a stop to his fuckery. (9/10 parent; turns out to be a phenomenal father, I just have to take a point off simply because raising your kids to be just as manipulative as him probably isnā€™t good.)
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thesunsethour Ā· 5 months ago
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i always wish we could have seen jaime and renly interact because their dynamic is so hysterical
jaime: outright says ā€œi rather liked renlyā€, said it was a pity he died, told a comforting lie to loras to help him in his grief, seems pretty okay about renly being gay
renly: bets against jaime in the tourney of the hand, tells ned stark not to trust any lannisters, makes kingslayer jokes during feasts
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