#character: jaime

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But that’s not to say I don’t do a bit of investigative journalism on my own time.

Z and I are a team, after all.

[kudriaken]

House Lannister. My fanart series for the Great Houses from the ASOIAF. I wanted to make this for the longest time.

[2kiran]

“FEEL YOU”

pairing jaime lannister x reader genre smut reader is a male. top!reader x bottom!jaime cw drinking beforehand, reader has a big dick, first-time anal, mention of jaime being a whore (1), spit as lube, abrupt ending

Jaime Lannister despised you.

You were a new addition to the Kingsguard by the recommendation of a seasoned commander, and yes, you’re exceptionally skilled and determined and like no other man.

But you’re crude with a young ego festering like a deathly disease Westeros hasn’t come to discover yet.

You challenge Jaime—no, worse than that. You mock him, and you do it frustratingly well.

And Jaime hates all of it.

He hates you; your handsome grin that vanishes too quickly to be completely seen, your familiar frown that haunts his mind late at night, your stupid strength that immobilizes just about anyone, and your equally stupid, large cock.

One thing about Jaime was that he wasn’t a crippling alcoholic, gods no, but he drank and you drank and now he’s bent over a table in a dirty storage room.

The upper half of his armor and smallclothes remained worn, but his pants were loosely bunched around his ankles. You, on the other hand, were the exact definition of a nightmare. Your own pants were undone, and they were hanging around your thighs, but not enough to feel bare.

Then there was your hard cock. Your hand wrapped around the base, guiding the head of it to rub against Jaime’s clothed hole. He can feel how wet you’ve become, the slickness of your pre-cum dampening the soft material of his smallclothes.

It was disgusting. You were disgusting.

But that didn’t stop him from angling his hips backwards to press against you, as if he was wordlessly coaxing you to come fuck him like he was some easily disposable brothel whore. A status that he will never achieve, but he felt like he has. You were shamelessly rutting against him like an animal; your cock sliding right in between his lower cheeks but never entering him.

Gods, it was maddening. He can feel the weight of your cock, the mere thickness of it rubbing over his ass—and for once, he allowed himself to want another like this. Allowed himself to want a man, above all.

But you just had to tease him.

“Come on...” Jaime muttered through clenched teeth, not realizing that he did utter the words aloud until you respond with a low hum.

“Hm?”

“Fuck me,” he growled, a tinge of heat flushing his face. “That’s what we’re here for, isn’t it?”

You breathe out a short laugh, “Not yet. Just let me feel you.”

He was going to have your head on a spike after this.

Though, the mere notion didn’t last long enough to take complete root into his head when you hook your thumb beneath the waistband of his smallclothes and tug them down, making Jaime let out an embarrassing gasp. He was dry, and his inexperience in receiving cock was nothing but guaranteed.

That won’t stop either of you, not when Jaime himself was eager.

Jaime instinctively arched his back as he folded one of his arms in front of him to act as a shield for his face while the other, the one with his only flesh hand, braced the edge of the furniture. He didn’t look your way, not yet at least, but he sensed you leaning down and that’s when he felt it.

Drool—slick and yours. It dripped over his untouched hole, and you spat directly against it once more in a way that had Jaime lightly biting down on the skin of his inner arm to suppress the pathetic whimper that wanted to escape him.

You gently pressed the pad of your finger against him, feeling up the intense coil of muscles attempting to resist the pleasure you were about to bring. “Stay still,” you whispered low, before slowly sinking your digit into his heat.

“I am—fuck,” his voice broke into a rough groan, his walls automatically clamping down around you. Both his mind and body uncertain if they want to push you out or keep you right where you belonged.

You gladly make the decision for him, and you carefully ease your finger in down to the last knuckle. The stretch itself was supposedly mild, but Jaime’s thighs shook with the solidified effort of keeping himself where he was. His brows drew together in a line, his muscles growing taut, but just for you, he tried to focus on breathing through his nose to have you know that he can take more.

It was a matter of reckless pride on his part, but there was no reason for applause.

...Perhaps there was, if only it was for the way Jaime’s hole swallowed your cock like a true king born to sit on the Iron Throne.

You were barely halfway inside, and the Golden Lion in front of you mentally concluded that it was more than enough. He whimpered—the small noise bitten-off and no less whiny, and stubbornly, it was decently masked with a sharp exhale. Your cock was so fucking thick and, even worse (or better), throbbing inside of him. Like you found pleasure in nowhere else besides torturing him.

“Wait,” Jaime barked, the command useless in his breathless tone.

“Is it too much, Kingslayer?” You teased, kindly brushing the palm of your hand over the small of his back to ease the tiniest of tremors currently ruling his skin. Though, your use of his supposed title that’s known for its derogatory nature was anything but.

You did not judge him for putting an end to the Mad King.

And that made Jaime unexpectedly clench down around you.

“Shut up—!” Jaime snapped, his chest heaving as he bucked backwards against you. Only to gasp when he realized too late that it caused you to sink further into him, “Ah! Haah, fuck—ah—don’t m-move until I tell you to.”

You huff, mildly exasperated, but you obey anyway.

Your actions were contrasting with his usual viewpoint of you—a man too cruel and too unloving to fuck someone else so considerately in spite of the agonizing words you speak. It made Jaime want to cry, both from how you were splitting him inside out and from how you were being somewhat kind towards him.

He felt an unreasonable gush of greed.

You didn’t belong to him, and he didn’t belong to you, but he sensed no inkling of an opposing front left if it came down to that.

What the fuck was wrong with him?

“Move. Now.”

There’s no way around other than to feel your cock sliding out of him inch by inch until only the head was being clung onto by his wet, stretched rim. Jaime panted, a bit irritated now, as he tilted his lower half to further accommodate and unmistakably please you.

“Tell me,” you whisper, leaning over his back, “How many men have fucked you like this?”

Slowly, you roll your hips, making him full once more.

“Mmh... n-none. ‘S just you—!” Jaime gasped, his words honest, the pressure sending a shudder across the length of his spine. “Just—hmmn—you!”

And you’ll make sure it stays that way.

[whatsupidontknow]

Whoever Jon’s mother had been, Ned must have loved her fiercely

[thesunsethour]

jaime returning to king’s landing in ASOS after the painful aerys-trauma-induced catharsis of the harrenhal baths only to return to his siblings Tyrion ‘set the blackwater ablaze’ Lannister and Cersei ‘let’s blow up the red keep’ Lannister. his life is so tragically hilarious

[the-fyre-flie]

Bruce Wayne goes out of his way to accommodate younger heroes... he doesn't raise his voice very often, he takes into account their school schedules, etc.

With Billy Batson, Bruce specifically doesn't schedule him for anything that may conflict with his WHIZ job. Bruce has Billys work schedule permanently tracked and will either make sure Billy stays in Fawcett or he can do his radio stuff from the comfort of the Watchtower.

With Jaime Reyes, Bruce doesn't yell at him. Like never. Barely scolds him, nagged him maybe once or twice, and only blew up once regarding Ted Kord... he not only respects Jaime, but knows that yelling at him won't help. Bruce knows Jaime might make a mistake but trusts him to solve any issues quickly.

Dick Grayson is legit his son, so obviously, Bruce treats him special. Little treats after patrols, letting Dick do things he doesn't even allow adult heroes to do. In particular, Bruce will shift missions and patrols around to give Dick extended breaks.

The Justice League is *very* jealous that the kid/teen heros get so much special treatment, and they sometimes wonder if they could find someone to do a De-Aging spell so they get special treatment too lolol

Im currently waiting for a flight so I can't continue this rn :(

[bastardofharrenhal]

Another thing I love about the books is that so many of the diseases and injuries characters sustain have real life counterparts... tyrion's nose taking a long time to heal the scab and lysa tully likely having bpd and her miscarriages being caused by her botched abortion and Jon's age.... hoster tully's illness being very similar to cancer and greyscale being very similar to FOP and lord rosby's coughing being so similar to lung cancer or tuberculosis. khal drogo's death being caused by an infection and jaime nearly getting sepsis after the loss of his hand and rodrick cassel getting an infection after the altercation with the mountain clans... canonical gout in walder frey and doran martell gregor clegane's gigantism and chronic headaches and sweetrobin's epilepsy tyrion's dwarfism and bran's paralysis... say what u will about grandpa but at least george let's his characters be ill

[irlplasticlamb]

“blue is a good color on you, my lady,” jaime observed. “it goes well with your eyes.” she does have astonishing eyes. brienne glanced down at herself, flustered.

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//Send 🌙 (or [Moon]) + A theory about arcs/stories/lore and I can confirm it and elaborate, deny it and eleborate or simply say "spoilers" and not elaborate

//Jaime hasn't figured out the specific tells on when Astra is bullshitting her prophecy stuff (yes she has them) so most of the times she's said anything seeming to be one or potentially could be has lingering "what if" concerns, even if minor

//Also, mostly unrelated to that: it's interesting how you're trying to run and portray a character who knows they need to bail but is unsure how to and afraid to do it with Jaime. Unfortunate that it makes Jaime seem a bit subdued compared to Z on the same blog due to the fact that sort of character naturally isn't going to be as... well, flamboyant isn't the right word, but hopefully gets some of the point across

nods nods! he hasn't been paying quite as much attention to astra's prophecies to to figure out the tells for what's bullshit and whats not yet. if he were in a better headspace, he might start looking into it more, but he's not as obsessive and paranoid as z is, so unless he's directly prompted to look into it, he wont be too concerned about it.

surprisingly, he has a fairly healthy view of fate and prophecies, not obsessing too much over them trying to deduce whether or not they're true. i had a whole thing typed out here going into more depth abt why this is the case and comparing his outlook to Z's but then i realized i was oversharing Things. you sly dog you almost got me monologuing >:3c

anyways!

but yea it does kinda make me augghhh that ppl seem to care more abt z than jaime. like i get it. z quite literally embodies the role of a narrator in a story, giving the reader information that would be near impossible to glean from the characters otherwise because they would not say that shit. and even aside from all the juicy intel she give out, her delusions and view of the world are incredibly interesting, especially because out of character we as roleplayers KNOW SHE IS RIGHT!!! it only makes sense that ppl are interested to see what she has to say and flock to her whenever there's green text on jaime's blog.

but its like aughuaghhaugh GUYS jaime is sososo interesting i prommy guys i prommy!!!!! he has a lot of Thoughts and Feelings GUYS GUYS!!!!! WEEPS AND WAILS. he might not be on the same level of Freak as Z is (/silly) but theres Things there!!!!!!

[sierrabravoecho]

Every time Jaime and Brienne touch in A Storm of Swords

[ladystoneshart]

random asoiaf social media headcanons:

dany would make those left wing politics/pet grooming videos on tiktok. think like "come trim my bearded dragons nails while we talk about what's happenning in meeren right now" she actulaly studies international politics and has experience with activism so the videos are genuinely informative but she still gets canceled multiple times for, amongst other things: coming from a rich family, abusing her exotic pets (she takes really good care of them) and having a weird boyfriend (more than once).

ramsay kinda blows up on tiktok for making weird and off-putting videos showing his torture basement and bone collection or some shit. everyone thinks it's an elaborate bit but then someone clocks one of his bones as an actual human tibia and people start investigating him on tiktok until the police gets involved. turns out he was an actual serial killer and straight up keeping a girl trapped in his basement. true crime girlies go absolutely nuts over his case and if you open tiktok right now you will see at least 5 different videos talking about it with that fuckass creepy music sound.

myranda royce makes those water mixing tiktoks (you know the ones people put a bunch of random syrups and like red bull in their water to make it "taste good" to the point it can barely be considered water anymore?) while talking about REAL LIFE GOSSIP without bothering to change any names. the only reason she hasn't gotten in trouble for that yet is because she is god's favourite.

jaime makes work out instagram reels on his local gym that are actually barely disguised thirst traps. brienne goes to the same gym as him and gets endlessly annoyed by his bullshit because all his "training advice" is fucking terrible and "uhm some people are ACTUALLY trying to work out here mr. prince charming so if you could PLEASE do this somewhere else I think we would ALL apreciate it" so he starts including her in his videos so she can give some actual work out tips while he just flexes his muscles and tries to look sexy in the background. 99% of his followers are gay men (but he starts getting some queer girls after brienne starts showing up).

I've already talked about cersei being a right-wing grifter/complete menace online but I think that would lead her to becoming this sort of problematic gay icon because she suffers from donald trump disease (simultaneously the worst and funniest person on planet earth). her insane remarks combined with astronomical levels of slay factor turn her into a stan twitter meme (think like a karla sofía gascón or trisha paytas hybrid monster) and she amassess a huge "ironic" following composed of people trying to goad her into (another) mental break down on instagram live and lesbians who are convinced they could fix her if she would just give them a chance (they could NOT). people make thinkpieces on twitter about how you shouldn't interect with her even as a joke because she's clearly a VERY mentally ill woman who thrives on attention but it's no use she's simply too slay to be ignored by the gays.

varys is just deuxmoi.

[nikolaj-costerwaldau]

JAIME LANNISTER in every episode: 1.05 // The Wolf and The Lion

[tomatoart]

Think abt it…? well I did☝️🤓

[thesunsethour]

i always wish we could have seen jaime and renly interact because their dynamic is so hysterical

jaime: outright says “i rather liked renly”, said it was a pity he died, told a comforting lie to loras to help him in his grief, seems pretty okay about renly being gay

renly: bets against jaime in the tourney of the hand, tells ned stark not to trust any lannisters, makes kingslayer jokes during feasts

[the-fyre-flie]

Justice League Gaming Night, and how every adult heroes refuses to play against the younger ones lolol some silly HCs

Billy is actually scary at Smash Bros. It confuses everyone else *how* he's so good (he's a homeless kid, did he ever have access to video games consoles?). He's a Link main. Any Link. Kid, Adult, Windwaker, he's good at all of them. He wins every JL Tournament.

Mario Kart has been banned ever since Jaime got *really* competitive at it and almost threw the Wii remote at someone. "Blue Shelled Beetle" is also a banned sentence. He's all embarrassed about it, but the other heroes think it's silly. When a new recruit to the League held up the Mario Kart disc, everyone (Including Jaime) yelled "Noooo!"

Victor and the Titans occasionally run D&D games they invite other heroes to. They take turns DMing and making campaigns, and every time a few adult heros join in, they have so much fun teaching them.

Games are picked by younger heroes while snacks are brought in by older ones. Everyone loves nights when it's Bruce's turn cuz he brings in on brand sodas instead of Dr Salt or Hill Dew lolol

[mydearviserra]

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╰┈➤ ❝ [Tywin Lannister x Fem!Reader]

Warning: NSFW, short story. one-shot, hair pulling, spanking(paddle), Blowjob, brat/brat tamer, names(whore, slut) mouth fucking.

“my lord apologies for barging in but we can’t find lady Lannister she-“ the ladies in waiting spoke frantically as they came into his study, Tywin raised his hand to stop them as he sat on his desk. His expression held a stern look though he looked slight uneasy

“stop, I know where she is no need to panic your dismissed for the day” he spoke with his stern, authoritative tone though now his hands grip on the edge of the desk as he shifted uncomfortably as he nudged something under his desk. He took a shaky breath as he glared at them “leave now, lock the door”

The ladies looked at each other in confusion, not wanting to argue further they quickly locked and closed the door.

Tywin then push his chair back slightly, looking down at his lap he let go of the table his hands grab a fist full of my hair forcing you to look straight at him your eyes widened in excitement and fear, it didn’t stop the pool running down my legs as you stared directly at his burning glare

“what did I say about biting you brat” he snapped his voice low and rough, his eyes dark with irritation and desire tugging on my hair again as i mumble with my mouth still full of his cock, my tongue swirls around his cock one last time to tease him before i pull away his shaft leaving a popping echo

You smirked slyly, you loved it when he threaten me. "Oh really? And how do you plan on punishing me, my lord" there was a hint of challenge in my tone. It was my favorite game, seeing how far I could push him before he would snap. I mocked him further as I faked pouted, my cheek rested on the side of his shaft to rub it slightly “I’m trembling in fear”

"I said no biting" he repeated, his tone growing even more dangerous. I could feel the tension in the air, the charged energy that had always existed between the two of us. Despite his harsh words, there was a hint of something else in his voice, something that suggested he enjoyed this game just as much as you did “You'll find out, my little whore. And let me tell you, you won't enjoy it one bit. Whores like you need to be punished”

He letting go of your hair he grip the side of your face, before you could even process he shoved his cock through your mouth with such force my eyes rolled back each thrust was rougher then the last

“My whore- my naughty whore “ he muttered breathlessly, feeling my soft lips and hearing the lewd sounds I was making as he thrusts into my mouth sent him mover the edge “look at me- don’t you dare look away slut”

Once our eyes meet, I felt his cock throbbing against my tongue, with a hard thrust his seed filling my mouth to the brim I couldn’t stop my moans as it slip through the cracks and began spilling out my mouth

“Don’t you dare waste it- take it” he hissed, but i couldn’t help stop the flow. His warm seed pumping down my throat. Once he finished he pulled away. My mouth left wide open as I tried to catch my breath “good girl, such a good girl- but your not off the hook”

He lifted my chin using his fingers to wipe away the mess of my mouth and chin. Then sticking his fingers inside my mouth, I closed my mouth my tongue swirling around his fingers. Once it was wiped clean his fingers left my mouth with a ‘pop’

“That’s all you got?” I spoke smug tone with a smirk on your face, I giggled once he gripped my chin again. I batted my lashes as I give him my big doe eyes he loves so much. This time he scoffed at my chances, forcing myself on my feet, his rough hands grip around my neck his nails digging into my skin

“Don’t test me - I will fuck this disobedience out of you but first..grab the pabble and crawl on your knees like whore you are” he then shoved me away, I stumbled back a bit before I bit my lip.

I was almost to happy to walk towards the drawers across the room once it was in my hands I turn to him slowly down on my knees, he smirked as he sat on his chair watching slowly as I crawled towards him once I reach his side he took the paddle from me, then grip onto my arm lifted me up to lay on his lap. He was almost to eager to rip off my small clothes to reveal my bottom, one the cold air bit me as he lifted my dress i couldn’t have a chance to react, without warning he swatted with full strength



“Start counting”

AKWKANSB I LOVE TYWIN!!

just testing the waters of how I’d write nsfw I’m still working on it haha