#chaotic-threat

[stealingyourbones]

Submitted Prompts #2

Because of how ectocontaminated Jazz and Danny are, there is a small chance that food around them will come back to life.

They may have forgotten to tell the Waynes this when they spent their first thanksgiving with the family.

[anticidic]

You've heard of what if Akutagawa was Chuuya's subordinate, now I present to you:

What if Chuuya was Dazai's subordinate when he first joined the mafia because the only way that would go is wrong. Dazai telling Chuuya to fight him without his ability and before he can even BLINK Chuuya lunges at Dazai and kicks him into a wall.

The mentor getting mentored instead, and Chuuya's standing over Dazai with the biggest smirk like try me

"Mori-san, I request a new subordinate immediately, this isn't working out," Dazai says as he comes in the next day with a black eye.

[fictionadventurer]

I keep thinking about Lewis' review of The Hobbit, because he claimed that the main thing contemporary reviewers compared it to was Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. Was fantasy in that poor of a state that Alice was the closest thing they could think of? Comparing that chaotic fever dream to Tolkien's intricately crafted world? Lewis does specify that the comparison is that both books are by an "Oxford professor at play", but they're otherwise so different that putting the two in the same category baffles me.

[resetmypatientviolence]

George Floyd should be here today, alive and well and celebrating the first Memorial Day that feels normal after the pandemic.

Minneapolis shouldn’t be (still) traumatized to this day after watching a murder in cold blood.

But Derek Chauvin should still be in jail for being a shit pig.

Rest in peace, George. The world needs to do better, still.

[yearnoyama]

I ship nuzi but im hoping that liam wont canonize them at the series finale :(

[summonthebats]

Consider the Eraserdust crack AU potential

Pretty sure at least half of the plot would be negated by Eraserhead checking Shigaraki for a head injury in front of Dabi and Toga.

Aizawa would default to gruff but careful first aid provision, he’s checking eyes asking concussion questions in a soothing voice. Shigaraki is having a frozen fanboy panic and his evil found siblings are Judging Him. Only not too hard because it you absolutely must have a crush on a Pro Hero then Eraserhead is the least bad option.

And once they have escaped the Roasting begins.

The entire Vanguard knows now. All for One knows know. Dabi and Toga are diverting from tasks to flirt with Eraserhead because wE haVE GamE and thIs iS hOw yoU FliRT while Spinner resists mightily. All for One is rethinking his heir choices. Kurogiri is a dirty rotten enabler with a (seemingly) inexplicable meme making ability. Twice is so confused, has been stabbed three times and now has Aizawa’s phone number for emergency Quirk Counseling consultations.  

(Twice had no idea what is going on but he is a Good Brain Troubles Dad and he is deploying all resources to help his Good Villian Kids. Toga is taking the brunt of this and is enjoying a massive leap in logical planning. She is using this to call bullshit)

Now completely useless for 60% of All for Ones plots they are effectively benched and are entertaining themselves by hunting Endeavor for sport. At some point Dabi will get outted and his non crime siblings will have Opinions.

All for One gathers his other minions come to do it himself.

Nezu, Snipe and Eraserhead make this a bad life choice for him in particular.

[lukasdoodles]

HELLO AGAIN

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[lazydreamsublime]

This whole convo just sounds like too friends who are still awake at 2 AM and randomly reminiscing about an old photo

[didderd]

I am really shy but aaa wanted to share these with u.. since you said u shipped it :P and just an excuse to draw them hanging out more :D

hehe ty for the doodles! i love them!! <333 made me wanna doodle something myself :3

hehe

don't let the boy fool you! he's not possessive in the slightest, he's just a little shit sometimes, and thought it'd be funny to mess with Fangs. gonna get himself killed smh.

[redbean-nom]

arise, daughters of dathomir

Other versions:

Without the magic (probably my 2nd favorite version)

With all the magic

Simple/unshaded version

[duskymrel]

creative insults/threats

piss yourself

i'm going to harvest your toes and turn them into mini corndogs

i'm going to rip your spleen out

i'm going to neuter you with a rusty fork

your brain is drier than a pop-eyes biscuit

i'm going to pull your tongue out with a pair of tongs

i'm going to remove your eyeballs with a melon scooper

i'm unplugging your x-box of life

[goingbuggy]

The fact that shuggy cover art that oda decided to draw without anyone asking him to do so is in the chapter called creeping future is giving me too much hope than it should

it is interesting that oda chose to draw them for the cover art. "creeping future" in general is such an oddly ominous title for a chapter, and i think 581's contents directly reflect that. the events of marineford are wildly twisted to lull the public into a false sense of security, but as we all know, the marines' "victory" did not bring peace, and we are still seeing the impact of the power vacuum that whitebeard's death created in-universe.

this chapter contains the beginnings of so many future power struggles -- the worst generation are sizing each other up, the collapsing warlord system has in-fighting, the marines are scrambling to correct their missteps, and all the while, an unclaimed emperor title looms over everyone's heads. so to see shanks and buggy in the eye of the hurricane, enjoying a meal.. it cuts a very sharp contrast, like it's a bubbled-up moment separated from the rest of the world. given shanks and buggy's circumstances 500+ chapters from this point, it honestly doesn't even feel real. i wonder what oda was thinking. i suppose we'll know soon enough :)

[pleasetakethis]

so I'm listening to The Office in the background for the nth time, as one who uses it as a comfort show does, and in 5x12, Dwight asks Michael what name he'll use (they're scoping out a rival paper company) and Michael replies with Michael Scarn...

This time, for whatever reason, it hit me: the world is missing an epic Michael Scarn/Burt Macklin crossover fic. They are both BAMF action hero himbo alter egos, both from campy mockumentary style shows, both as oblivious as they are smart, one FBI, one secret agent...

Me to my brain:

[going-to-superhell]

cool bisexual fact 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻

i’m in your house

[theanonymousninja247]

*smiles crookedly with a somewhat impish look in my eye* You’ve heard the phrase kill ‘em with kindness right? *snickers as I load my heart shaped bullets into my nerf gun as I aim it directly at you* Well watch me as I commit first degree murder