#chaotic-threat

[anticidic]

You've heard of what if Akutagawa was Chuuya's subordinate, now I present to you:

What if Chuuya was Dazai's subordinate when he first joined the mafia because the only way that would go is wrong. Dazai telling Chuuya to fight him without his ability and before he can even BLINK Chuuya lunges at Dazai and kicks him into a wall.

The mentor getting mentored instead, and Chuuya's standing over Dazai with the biggest smirk like try me

"Mori-san, I request a new subordinate immediately, this isn't working out," Dazai says as he comes in the next day with a black eye.

[fictionadventurer]

I keep thinking about Lewis' review of The Hobbit, because he claimed that the main thing contemporary reviewers compared it to was Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. Was fantasy in that poor of a state that Alice was the closest thing they could think of? Comparing that chaotic fever dream to Tolkien's intricately crafted world? Lewis does specify that the comparison is that both books are by an "Oxford professor at play", but they're otherwise so different that putting the two in the same category baffles me.

[kaylarenee98]

I’m just going to put this out there because it is so unnecessary to spread hate and comment cruelly to someone’s creative work reflecting how they deeply feel. Nobody is forcing you to read my poetry. I am going to make this perfectly clear and draw a line right now. If you support TRUMP, please stay the hell off my page and refrain from commenting. It’s just hateful and unnecessary in a world that is already falling apart in the hands of a tyrant and his army of billionaires. I am a disabled woman and he has made very clear statements that it would be a mercy to put disabled people out of their misery and if you support this horrendous man, I do not want to hear from you in any way, shape, or form. Thank you. Everyone else, I appreciate you and feel free to browse my work.

[tojiscrack]

liar liar IS SO AMAZING. SOMEOEN TAKE MY PHONE AWAY. its 1 am right nwo and i havw to be up early tomorrow but i’m doing everythinf in my willpower to not read the latest chapter bc i know i’m gonna regret it in the morning 😻😻🤭

I LOVEEEE Y/N SO MUCHHHHH she’s her own character and i love it!! my fav oc ever

I WISH I FOUND THIS SERIES SOONERRR OMGOMG YOU’RE SUCH A TALENTED AUTHOR 😭😭 i am so excited for the next chapters that have yet to come !!!!!!

may i please be added to the taglist ?? 🥰🥰

pulling an emo KAI rn bc i have to gts^^^💔💔 (dare i say malakai…)

sorry for the yap..

liar, liar masterlist here:

HIII, OMG THAT’S SO NICE OF YOU 😭💘

i always tell my readers that pulling an all-nighter with liar, liar is NOT a good idea if you have somewhere to be the next day 😟 like you WILL be exhausted and you WILL regret it 🌝

atm it’s about 160k words (or smth like that) so ur eyes will be hating you for reading it all in one go 😭

‘I LOVEEEE Y/N SO MUCHHHH’ ‘my fav oc ever’ — 🥹🥹🥹

ilysm? you’re the sweetest?? can we be besties??? where do you live??? 😭❤️‍🔥‼️

my worst fear is ppl finding y/n overbearing for being a silly teenage girl who loves messing around with her friends, but i’m glad you don’t see her that way! <333

‘I WISH I FOUND THIS SERIES SOONERRR’ — HAHA STOPPP 🤧 YOU’RE SO NICE THAT I WISH YOU WERE HERE SOONER TOO ☹️💝 but you’re here now and the story’s only just begun it’s main plot so all is well!! 🩵

i’m adding ur user to my notes as we speak :) i’m so glad we have another addition to our small LL family 😋

[sacredfixation]

Mobius files a report on the misuse of the metaphor kit he gave Loki

TVA REPORT – INCIDENT #58738:

Distribution and misuse of Dedicated Metaphor Kit, a Post-Incident Analysis

Filed by: Agent Mobius M. Mobius

Date: [REDACTED]

Subject: Laufeyson, Loki

Incident Summary:

Following a series of disruptions, including but not limited to the unauthorized confiscation of my lunch (henceforth referred to as The Salad Incident), a decision was made to provide Loki with a “Metaphor Kit.” The kit was intended as a pedagogical tool, designed to aid the Variant in understanding abstract concepts without resorting to the destruction of personal property. Items included:

• One (1) foam apple (temptation)

• One (1) rubber frog (chaotic leaps into action)

• One (1) small sand timer (time management and consequences)

• One (1) rubber chicken (disruption and disorder)

The kit was presented to the Variant under strict guidelines for appropriate use, which were immediately ignored.

Immediate Outcome:

• Loki expressed initial amusement, followed by sustained misuse of the provided materials.

• The foam apple became a recurring prop during mission debriefs, often accompanied by sarcastic monologues.

• The sand timer was repeatedly flipped during tense moments, exacerbating existing tensions in high-pressure situations.

• The rubber chicken was deployed in multiple inappropriate contexts, including as a distraction during a classified briefing.

• The rubber frog was used symbolically to mock my efforts at maintaining order, culminating in an unauthorized “leap” onto my desk during work hours.

Impact on Agent Mobius:

• Emotional Toll: Elevated stress levels resulting from constant ridicule and prop-related disruptions.

• Workplace Disruption: Significant time lost attempting to refocus Loki after metaphor kit-related antics.

• Personal Well-being: Persistent headaches reported, likely caused by repeated interactions with the rubber chicken.

Recommendations:

1. Discontinue the use of metaphor kits with Loki

2. Institute a stricter no-prop policy during debriefings.

3. Consider mandatory “Respecting Personal Space and Property” workshops for Loki.

4. Implement mandatory approval process for new teaching methods

Any future attempts to introduce non-standard educational tools or methods to Loki should require pre-approval from senior TVA staff, preferably after thorough risk assessment.

5. Establish designated metaphor-free zones

Common areas such as the cafeteria, briefing rooms, and hallways should be designated as metaphor-free zones to prevent Loki from staging impromptu ‘lessons.’

6. Introduce a post-incident recovery protocol for affected agents

Several agents expressed confusion and mild existential distress following Loki’s metaphor lessons. Consider introducing a support group or brief counseling sessions for agents exposed to prolonged philosophical ramblings.

7. Avoid future attempts to teach Loki lessons through tangible items, this approach is prone to backfire in unpredictable and highly irritating ways.

Agent Commentary:

I initially believed that providing Loki with a non-consumable, symbolic toolset would curb his tendency to disrupt order. Instead, I inadvertently handed him an arsenal of chaos disguised as learning aids. Loki now considers himself a ‘Master of Metaphors’ and insists on offering unsolicited ‘lessons’ to fellow agents, turning the office into something resembling a chaotic philosophy seminar. In hindsight, expecting Loki to handle anything with seriousness was a lapse in judgment. I regret everything.

Conclusion:

This experiment has proven that attempting to outsmart Loki Laufeyson with symbolic gestures or educational tools is futile. Future containment strategies should prioritize direct action over clever solutions. Attempts at intellectual engagement will inevitably lead to frustration, chaos, and, in my case, severe metaphor-induced migraines.

End of Report

[resetmypatientviolence]

George Floyd should be here today, alive and well and celebrating the first Memorial Day that feels normal after the pandemic.

Minneapolis shouldn’t be (still) traumatized to this day after watching a murder in cold blood.

But Derek Chauvin should still be in jail for being a shit pig.

Rest in peace, George. The world needs to do better, still.

[teardropwolf]

a potential triumphant weardrop skin

[citrsworld]

I ship nuzi but im hoping that liam wont canonize them at the series finale :(

[summonthebats]

Consider the Eraserdust crack AU potential

Pretty sure at least half of the plot would be negated by Eraserhead checking Shigaraki for a head injury in front of Dabi and Toga.

Aizawa would default to gruff but careful first aid provision, he’s checking eyes asking concussion questions in a soothing voice. Shigaraki is having a frozen fanboy panic and his evil found siblings are Judging Him. Only not too hard because it you absolutely must have a crush on a Pro Hero then Eraserhead is the least bad option.

And once they have escaped the Roasting begins.

The entire Vanguard knows now. All for One knows know. Dabi and Toga are diverting from tasks to flirt with Eraserhead because wE haVE GamE and thIs iS hOw yoU FliRT while Spinner resists mightily. All for One is rethinking his heir choices. Kurogiri is a dirty rotten enabler with a (seemingly) inexplicable meme making ability. Twice is so confused, has been stabbed three times and now has Aizawa’s phone number for emergency Quirk Counseling consultations.  

(Twice had no idea what is going on but he is a Good Brain Troubles Dad and he is deploying all resources to help his Good Villian Kids. Toga is taking the brunt of this and is enjoying a massive leap in logical planning. She is using this to call bullshit)

Now completely useless for 60% of All for Ones plots they are effectively benched and are entertaining themselves by hunting Endeavor for sport. At some point Dabi will get outted and his non crime siblings will have Opinions.

All for One gathers his other minions come to do it himself.

Nezu, Snipe and Eraserhead make this a bad life choice for him in particular.

[lazydreamsublime]

This whole convo just sounds like too friends who are still awake at 2 AM and randomly reminiscing about an old photo

[didderd]

I am really shy but aaa wanted to share these with u.. since you said u shipped it :P and just an excuse to draw them hanging out more :D

hehe ty for the doodles! i love them!! <333 made me wanna doodle something myself :3

hehe

don't let the boy fool you! he's not possessive in the slightest, he's just a little shit sometimes, and thought it'd be funny to mess with Fangs. gonna get himself killed smh.

[redbean-nom]

arise, daughters of dathomir

Other versions:

Without the magic (probably my 2nd favorite version)

With all the magic

Simple/unshaded version

[purplepink-blueberry]

I love academia so much i love being in academia it’s my dream

I say while im not too busy (i should be but im not)

My thing that made me love academia rn is that i wrote an academic article (as a student who only graduates with a BA in june) and it’s gonna be published and now they need my academic bio. Do i have one? No, but i can write it

However, i have a small issue. I am transgender, nonbinary and all those fun stuff. And because of that, I have a new name. Not officially, because that’s 1) expensive 2) virtually impossible 3) stupid fucking bureaucracy. But yeah, I have two names, my official name (or a deadname, but I call it my official name) and my new name, my actual name.

I changed my name (well, unofficially. I only started going by my new name) very recently. Like, maybe two months ago? At most

And i don’t know how to deal with this, like do I include my official name? My new name? Both?

I could ask someone from my school (I am writing an email already) but that also requires me to specifically out myself and state my new name. Which is difficult because if there is a definition of a people pleaser, it better have my name and picture. The professor is cool - she is one of the people who actually noticed my pins and never questioned that

Does anyone on here have any cool ideas as to what to do about this besides writing an email to my professor?

[ourceliumnetwork]

apparently we're not out of the woods on holiday trauma responses just yet - i'm hoping we're on the tail end of it but like. good lord.

[theanonymousninja247]

*smiles crookedly with a somewhat impish look in my eye* You’ve heard the phrase kill ‘em with kindness right? *snickers as I load my heart shaped bullets into my nerf gun as I aim it directly at you* Well watch me as I commit first degree murder